[Comprehensive] Magical Uchiha spitting fire online

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The answer just now was purely a flash of inspiration on my part, but it seemed that I had finally overcome the danger of being killed by Osamu Dazai at any time.

The blade was withdrawn from the side of my neck, and my short sword was turned over between Dazai Osamu's fingers and put back into the scabbard. He smiled as if nothing had happened, and handed the sheathed Ninja sword back to me: "It's such a good sword. If I use it to commit seppuku, I think it would be very easy."

My brother gave it to me as a gift after I entered the ninja school. This knife has been with me for at least seven years. This is the first time in these seven years that I have heard that its suicidal performance is very commendable.

I hesitated for a moment and did not immediately take the short sword from Dazai Osamu's hand: "...If you don't mind it, can I lend it to you?"

"Forget it."

Instead, Osamu Dazai threw the knife directly into my arms. By the time I hurriedly grasped it, he had already stood up and walked to the door of the ward.

"My motto is to commit suicide in a refreshing, clear and energetic way. If someone sees the suicide scene, it will cause trouble to others." Dazai Osamu shook his head, looking a little regretful and said: "That would go against my original intention. Well, let’s talk about it next time.”

Wow.

What kind of cult-like aphorisms are these?

I couldn't help but complain: "A truly refreshing and energetic person will never commit suicide..."

Halfway through my words, I suddenly paused.

It wasn't because of anything else, it was mainly because I suddenly recalled the suicide note that Itachi Uchiha threw to me before I was stabbed to death. Afterwards, I specifically verified the authenticity of the suicide note with the system and confirmed its authenticity. That suicide note, which did not mention me in half a word, was indeed written by my brother Uchiha Shisui, a person who was so refreshing, clear and full of vitality, and he indeed died of suicide.

"No... I was arbitrary." I pondered for a while and then said: "What you said does make sense. Please continue to commit suicide in a refreshing, clear and energetic way. I wish you success."

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "I don't know what you understand, but you are really a very interesting child."

Thank you.

I don't feel happy at all.

After stopping his laughter, Dazai Osamu turned around and pushed open the door of the ward: "Since there is nothing wrong with your health, next, Jingniao, let's go see my not-so-interesting subordinate."

I quickly opened the quilt and jumped off the hospital bed to follow Mr. Dazai's footsteps.

The subordinate he was talking about was of course Ryunosuke Akutagawa, whom I had beaten with Susanoo before. Strictly speaking, we only met twice, but every time we met, he was sent to the ward next to mine.

Regarding Ryunosuke Akutagawa's stubbornness, I heard about it from the doctors and nurses when I stayed here last time.

I know that he is a person who can endure the pain and get up to fight, but hearing about it is not as good as seeing it with his own eyes. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes now, I wouldn't have believed that Ryunosuke Akutagawa needed to use this method to suppress him on the hospital bed and recuperate.

His black coat was taken off and neatly folded and placed out of his reach, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa himself was being forcibly tied to the bed with restraint belts and shackles.

"Mr. Dazai - cough, cough, Mr. Dazai! Please open these!" He still refused to accept his fate. As soon as he saw Dazai Osamu entering the room, he started struggling for his life, but he was not halfway through the struggle. , I don’t know whether it was because of the binding or because the injured place I hit was still hurting, so he fell back on the bed: "It's just some skin injuries. It's fine. You can continue to fight! Mr. Dazai!"

It was extremely rare for me to see Osamu Dazai sigh, and then he kicked Akutagawa hard on his bed. The strong and heavy hospital bed made a loud "bang" sound, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa suddenly made no sound as if someone had strangled his throat, leaving only the sound of slight breathing.

"Two broken ribs, multiple bone fractures in the body, ah, by the way, there are also old injuries that have not been healed before." Osamu Dazai looked down at Akutagawa lying on the bed with a tone that made people feel chills on the spine. He said softly: "If you really want to die, just tell me directly and I will help you."

I stood behind Osamu Dazai with a low eyebrow, not even daring to say a word. To be honest, Dazai Osamu is much scarier than my mentoring jounin. At least when I almost failed the mission, Shiranui Genma, the jounin who had no experience in teaching students, just gave me an ordinary lesson. He didn’t say that he wanted to die and he came to help me. .

However, Dazai Osamu's only answer was Akutagawa Ryunosuke's cough.

Dazai Osamu let out a long sigh again: "If you die so soon, the useless thing will become yourself, Akutagawa-kun."

"Ah, that's right."

Just as he was speaking, Dazai Osamu suddenly clasped his hands together as if he remembered something: "How about I put you to use. Jingniao."

The first sentence he said was obviously not directed at me, but the latter sentence called my name again. I didn’t want to get involved in anything related to Akutagawa Ryunosuke. He didn’t like me in the first place, but after all, Dazai Osamu was more dangerous than Akutagawa. I could only bite the bullet and answer: “Yes. , do you have any instructions?"

Dazai Osamu, who was labeled by me as a dangerous person and required level one alert, pointed at Akutagawa with a smile: "Mr. Hiratsu hasn't had time to arrange a place for you yet, right? Just in time, you go stay at his house and let Akutagawa-kun take care of you."

I:"……"

This is not as good as me shamelessly sleeping in the medical room...

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes as he stared at me seemed to have taken on a physical form. He was ten times more angry than before I hit him with Susanoo. His murderous gaze pierced my whole body. . I think if he hadn't been tied up so tightly, he would have wanted to jump up and strangle me to death.

This chapter is not finished yet, click on the next page to continue reading -->> I moved my lips and found my voice with some difficulty: "...Isn't this inappropriate?"

"There's nothing inappropriate. Anyway, the place I found for Akutagawa-kun is quite big, and there are only three of us including you."

My tone became weaker: "It's not good..."

"Akutagawa-kun is very good at taking care of my sister. I can definitely take good care of you. Don't worry."

I can rest assured that there is a ghost.

Teaming up with Ryunosuke Akutagawa, I can still comfort myself that I am getting closer to the target person. It doesn't matter if my teammate is him or not if I get my feelings early. Anyway, I can leave this world as soon as the mission is completed. But I never, never! I never thought the sacrifice would be so big. Not only was Akutagawa my teammate, but my roommate would soon become him.

Still taking care of me.

I have already foreseen the future in which Ryunosuke Akutagawa and I will fight each other.

Did Dazai Osamu have no intention of giving up on killing me? Does he want to slowly torture me to death?

"Besides, Akutagawa-kun needs you to take care of him in his current state. After all, this is the injury you caused."

He didn't consider my opinion at all, he just made his own decision. Dazai Osamu said in a brisk tone: "Where's Akutagawa? What do you think? Just treat it as the task I gave you. Can you do it?"

Then, I saw Akutagawa looking at me with almost ferocious eyes, and responded with a hoarse voice, as if he was suppressing something.

"I see."

You know shit.

I fell into silence.

I began to seriously consider the feasibility of striking first and killing him while he was sick.

Of course, I didn't succeed in the end.

Regardless of whether the system would prevent me from killing the child of prophecy in this world first, I had no chance to attack Ryunosuke Akutagawa under Osamu Dazai's nose. After deciding that I would be a roommate with Akutagawa, Osamu Dazai immediately took me out of the ward and called me a substitute for his direct subordinate who was injured by me.

I temporarily took over Ryunosuke Akutagawa's place, and spent the whole day watching Dazai Osamu trying his best to avoid work.

The day of a high-ranking cadre of a rebel ninja organization was so unorganized that it surprised me.

His itinerary is basically - Osamu Dazai skips work, and Osamu Dazai looks for a place to sleep after skipping work. Dazai Osamu woke up. After Dazai Osamu woke up, he extorted innocent lower-level subordinates of the port mafia who were passing by to buy him food. Dazai Osamu is a picky eater, and Dazai Osamu is full. After Dazai Osamu had eaten, he took out a deck of playing cards from nowhere and started to amuse himself. Dazai Osamu got tired of playing. After Dazai Osamu got tired of playing, he started to build a poker tower with playing cards. After Dazai Osamu's two-story poker tower collapsed, he laughed strangely. After Dazai Osamu laughed, he forced me to help him put up his poker tower.

What happened next was that I carefully stacked these fragile little pieces of paper with a look of bitterness on my face.

To be honest, if this is what Dazai Osamu's direct subordinates do every day, Akutagawa Ryunosuke can still maintain respect and that mysterious loyal dog attitude towards him, which makes me feel a little better about Akutagawa. A subtle sense of awe.

Dazai Osamu squatted next to me, keeping his eye level with me, and watched me with interest as I moved my silk to him. Scratch the cochle and punish the pet, pull out the industry, Nao, miscellaneous bottle, Yue Zhong, Liao Xi, plunder lemon, light enzyme, curling up Na, dripping, frowning, Xiu Xiu, martyrdom, winding silk, Hui cheese, knocking, fluke and strontium, forgiveness.

The poker tower began to collapse when it reached the third floor. Dazai Osamu held his chin and looked at it for a long time. He stretched out his index finger and poked at the bottom. The already unstable structure fell into pieces on the floor.

I held the remaining half stack of playing cards in my hand, and I hesitated for a long time, not knowing whether I should collect all these small pieces of paper and stop playing this mentally retarded game, or continue from the beginning before being stopped. base poker.

"The bird is frightened."

Dazai Osamu called me, seemingly inadvertently, but as if he had planned it for a long time, and asked me a question that was not at all related to what we were doing now.

"Is that giant's skeleton your superpower?"

"Ah... um - yes... right."

I answered vaguely.

"Yeah, that's it."

Osamu Dazai muttered to himself.

In the end, the poker in my hand did not fall down and was re-folded into a tower. Osamu Dazai was probably tired of this. He patted the wrinkles on his clothes and stood up.

"Shocking Bird, stand up."

I stood up without knowing why, and just when I stood up straight, I was caught off guard, and Dazai Osamu touched my waist and abdomen without any defense. I was not hit. Osamu Dazai maintained his punching posture and stopped before he really hit me. His fist touched my body until it hit me. The blood all over my body seemed to have stopped for a moment. .

"For the sake of being a first offender, this time it's just a warning."

His fist touched my almost frozen body lightly, and then took it back: "This is the first lesson I will teach you as your superior, Uchiha Frightened Bird."

Osamu Dazai stood in front of me with his hands lowered, seemingly non-aggressive. In the gap between dusk and night, the last ray of the setting sun shined through the window, casting a half-dark, bloody light on Osamu Dazai.

"Don't try to lie to me until you can hide it from me without any flaws."

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