Konoha: I Don’t Know Ninjutsu

Seeing that Lin Xi was no longer crying, Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief.

How can this child cry so much?But because of the crying just now, Tsunade temporarily let go of his guard against Lin Xi.

But this is also temporary, it is impossible for Tsunade to let go of all guard just because someone is crying in front of him.

This kind of thing that only the mentally retarded can do, there is only one person.

Although Lin Xi was beaten by Tsunade, she still breathed a sigh of relief.

This was his idea, to make up a story to fool Tsunade.

After being poisoned by various novels in the previous life, it is not easy to make up a story.

Even if you give Lin Xi time, Lin Xi can tell you wonderful stories about love and hatred for three days and three nights.

However, Lin Xi felt that this story was enough, since Senshou Zhujian was already dead at this time.

If you don't believe it, summon Senju Hashirama to me and confront me.

Of course, it was mainly because Aunt Snake was not here that Lin Xi made such a vow. If Aunt Snake were here, then Lin Xi would have to change her story.

In this way, two people with different thoughts breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

After solving Lin Xi's problem, Tsunade began to ask about Ye Cang again.

You must know that Ye Cang really wanted to kill himself just now.

If it wasn't for Lin Xi's obstruction just now, Tsunade would have really died.

Don't believe it, Tsunade accidentally saw Lin Xi's blood just now, for a person who is afraid of blood.

Seeing blood, but it will cause the most fear in the heart, the last thing you want to see.

Tsunade was in such a situation just now, and the tragic look of Naoki's death appeared in her eyes.

Tsunade, who fell into despair, sadness, and self-blame, also thought about seeking death deep in her heart.

In such a situation where the mind is out of control, if you want to kill Tsunade, you only need to hit the mute, or add a pet pig.

At this time, Tsunade, who had recovered, had no intention of seeking death.

If a person really wants to die, it's not too easy, just find a tree with a crooked neck and hang it with a rope, and it will be fine.

Or you can find a mountain top and jump down directly. Well, it suddenly occurred to me that this may not necessarily lead to death. Let's try another.

Rush into the enemy and shout, I am Tsunade. I don't think Tsunade needs to do it herself. I'm afraid everyone in the village wants to kill her.

Therefore, Tsunade does not usually seek death. So the question is, what is the purpose of Tsunade going out to the village and hiding around?

But this time is not the time to think about this issue, but how to introduce Ye Cang's identity.

Ye Saori's identity is definitely not suitable. If there is no accident, Tsunade should know her.

One is the hero of Sand Hidden Village, and the other is Konoha's Sannin.

There's no reason not to know her, and just now Tsunade didn't recognize her just because he didn't pay attention carefully.

So at this time, if Lin Xi made up an identity, it would only be a matter of time before she was exposed.

In fact, revealing his identity is a trivial matter. If Tsunade no longer trusts him because of this, and doubts him, this is the biggest trouble.

So Lin Xi had no choice but to tell the truth, but to tell the truth depends on how you say it. If you say it well, it will have a better effect than lying.

Lin Xi changed into a heavy tone, as if she was about to tell a very sad story.

But don't forget, just now Lin Xi's snot and tears came out from crying, and Tsunade hit the ground again, now Lin Xi's face is like a big tabby cat.

Originally, a young man pretended to have a deep look on his face, which gave him an inexplicable sense of joy, but coupled with Lin Xi's intoxicating appearance, the atmosphere suddenly rose.

Lin Xi said: "She"

"Hahahaha, hahahahahaha."

Lin Xi:? ? ? ?

Tsunade:? ? ? ?

Pet pig: hum

Lin Xi looked at Jing Yin, who was laughing out of breath, with a shocked face, and a flock of sheep ran in her heart.

What's happening here? He was telling a sad story, a sad story, why did he start laughing? The most important thing is that Lin Xi hasn't said anything yet.

Could it be that her nerves were wrong? The nerve that should have been used to control crying took over from laughing, so Shizune was crying when she laughed? How hard you laugh means how hard you cry.

But the original book doesn't seem to say that the mute nerve is wrong, right?Or did I not watch Hokage carefully in my previous life?

And Tsunade obviously knew something, and gave Shizune a shudder with a black face.

Shizune covered her head in pain, looked at Tsunade for no reason, and opened her watery eyes.

If it were a strange man, he would definitely be extremely happy, but Tsunade, who is also a woman, did not accept this trick. She said helplessly: "He hasn't spoken yet, why are you laughing?"

Only then did Shizune realize what she was doing. She blushed and bowed to Lin Xi to apologize: "I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it back."

Lin Xi: ...

Forget it, you can't be serious with a child, Lin Xi comforted herself like this, but he forgot that he seemed to be younger than Shizune at this time.

Now that Jing Yin stopped laughing, Lin Xi continued the topic just now, picking up a heavy tone again.

"She was a sad and pathetic woman"

"Hahahahahaha" Jing Yin accidentally couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Lin Xi: ╰_╯

Tsunade:?_?｀

Pet pig: ...

That's too much, I didn't say a word just now, you just laughed, it's all as if you remembered something funny before.

And this time I said it all: she was a sad and pitiful woman.

You're still smiling so happily, do you think I'm upset and deliberately trouble me?Lin Xi had a look of anger.

She accidentally laughed out loud again, and Shizune knew she had done something wrong.

So this time without waiting for Tsunade's reminder, Shizune was about to start apologizing, but it turned out that Shizune bent down and bowed to apologize.

Seeing the anger on Lin Xi's face, coupled with the tears, snot, and dirt on his face, is another classic emoticon.

So Jing Yin couldn't hold back, and laughed again: "Hahahahahahaha"

This time Lin Xi couldn't take it anymore, and slapped the ground hard, with so much force that a palm print was printed on the ground.

Lin Xi pointed at Jingyin, with an angry expression on his face: "Hey, little girl, I have tolerated you for a long time, are you looking for trouble for me!"

Jing Yin, on the other hand, was flustered, shaking his head and waving his hands quickly, his tone was a little flustered: "No, no, I'm not looking for trouble for you."

"Then why did you start laughing as soon as I spoke? Are the stories I told so funny? Do you know how to respect people?"

But Jing Yin was frightened by Lin Xi's rough tone, and there was a bit of crying in his tone: "No, I definitely don't disrespect anyone.

Even before serving Tsunade-sama, I received special training.

I would not show any emotion in this situation.

unless……"

"Unless what?" Lin Xi asked suspiciously.

"Unless you can't help it, don't blame Shizune, just wipe your face first, I want to laugh when I look at your face." Tsunade answered the question for Shizune.

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