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The snow in the trees hit his face, and the cool and fresh air refreshed Touya.

Out of caution, he did not run out immediately.

The ponytail just now is too pure and too pink. In many fantasy works, the pink is always black when cut, and killing back with a carbine is a basic operation.

He has watched a few episodes of Conan, and it is a consistent routine of the evil party to return to the crime scene after committing a crime.

In animation, there are many villains with above-the-line IQs, but who stipulates that passerby girls cannot have above-the-line IQs?

Anyone who has played PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds knows that you can be mean but never use a gun, you can lie on the ground but never stand up, and you can drive and block the toilet without force.

Touya, who has learned the true story of Voldemort, took out a Gardevoir lollipop and held it in his mouth, then took out his cell phone to watch the fourth episode of Raichu and Mariluli.

The previous episodes told

The male protagonist Raichu is a seeded contestant in the Pokémon Surfing Competition, but sadly withdrew from the competition due to injury.

The heroine Mariluli is an elf beautician. Mariluli's boyfriend Koga Ninja has been abroad for two years and has not been heard from at all, but Mariluli has been silently waiting for Koga Ninja's return.

Such two spirits met in a seaside hut during a thunderstorm. In the rainstorm with a speed of nine meters per second, the two hearts gradually came closer.

Omitting some content, after the rain, although Mariluli slapped Raichu, it made Raichu feel different. At that moment, the smell of dog blood filled the air.

Touya opened the comments and took a look.

"Come on, come on, let's decide whether to buy the exotic and sensual handsome Raichu or the cool male god Koga Ninja."

"This drama shouldn't be called Raichu and Mariluli, but did Raichu cry today? Every time he was rejected by Mariluli, Raichu would burst into tears. He was just a little crybaby. He laughed and cried every episode. "

"Koga Ninja won our hearts by being handsome, while Raichu won our hearts by crying."

To be honest, Touya's driving force behind watching the show was to see how Raichu cried in this episode.

After waiting for a while, Ibu saw that Touya didn't go out, and she didn't rush out of the bushes. After waiting for a while, she became confused and quietly moved behind Touya. She saw that he was wearing strange earplugs and looking attentively at the phone in his hand. Black Square, smiling while licking a Gardevoir lollipop.

"咘咿" Out of curiosity, Ibrahimovic slowly approached.

She grabbed Touya's thigh with her front paws, pushed her furry little head to his chest, and blinked her big brown eyes while looking at the phone.

On the screen, Raichu held a black umbrella that was no bigger than his body and struggled to move against the -level strong wind that could hammer down the house. The heavy rain and Kyogre were about to get sick. He looked at Raichu. I can hardly walk anymore.

At this time, the scene switched, and a Kirby beast that looked a bit like Totoro and was about the same size was rushing towards him with the ferocious aura of a -meter-long attack on Titan. The speed could make a wind speed dog look twice. Sluggish, just a hair away from taking off.

After seeing Raichu, Kirbymon didn't say it slowed down, but instead bumped into Raichu as if pressing fast forward. It immediately made Raichu take off on the spot, traveling against the wind, flying degrees in the sky like a monkey. The big character hovered and flew for a full minute before falling to the ground, splashing a cloud of nuclear explosions and arriving at the door of Mariluli's house, which was intact.

Mariluli slammed the door and walked out as if she had the ability to foresee. She hugged the lying body of Raichu and hammered him to death. Tears filled the screen like a fountain.

"Hey" Raichu, who enjoyed the feeling of an asteroid hitting the earth, was woken up by Mariluli. As if he had epilepsy, he raised his trembling hand to caress Mariluli's face.

After entering the house, Omitting Five Hundred Words, Raichu was kicked out of the house again by Mariruli because of the existence of the Koga Ninja Frog. On the street in the rainy night, Raichu staggered and fell next to a telephone pole.

Holding the telephone pole, Raichu slid to the ground and burst into tears.

"Although the plot is a bit fantasy, Leiqiu is indeed a master of acting. With his acting skills, he managed to cry with the effect of his fake crying skill."

Holding the Gardevoir lollipop in his mouth, Touya made a barrage.

"666 With Brother Lei's crying skills, even if he is not a good husband, he can still secure his position as a concubine."

"Boom."

Although Ibrahimovic could not understand the common language of the alliance, she knew intuitively that it was definitely not a good thing to say.

She was still curious and didn't understand why Raichu appeared in that black square.

As the progress bar came to an end, the most classic scene was staged. Raichu faced the gloomy thunderstorm, that is, facing the screen, and used a violent move of one hundred thousand volts.

惊

Seeing the golden electric current that looked like a substance coming towards her, Ibrahimovic was frightened. She subconsciously swung out her claw and knocked the phone away.

Touya was excited and rushed towards the mobile phone. This was a new quarterly model that he bought for yen. Although it was not as good as the black technology like the Pokémon illustrated book, and there was often no signal in the wild, it could still be used.

"It's okay, it's not bad, etc."

Looking at the phone, a bold idea jumped out of Touya's mind.

How Xiaozhi got on Misty's Pikachu and broke someone else's bicycle.

How did Brother Zhi hook up with Xiaoyao's Pikachu and break his bicycle?

Why did Koudian travel with Xiaozhi? Pikachu broke someone's bicycle again by playing with it.

Why can't this elf bring me a car?

Touya half-knelt in the snow and secretly took out a large folding knife with his right hand.

He placed the inner lining on the surface of the phone screen, held the handle of the knife and hammered the phone screen hard several times.

After the hammering was completed, Touya opened the lining and took a look. The screen of the third-generation Big Pig, which is said to be waterproof and waterproof, was shattered to pieces.

Normally, Touya would have scolded parallel imports three times in a row, but now he just wanted to hug the young and beautiful female designer and kiss her.

Knowing that time was running out, Touya smeared some saliva on the corners of his eyes and tried to remember the miserable things.

Xiaomao had a girlfriend when he was ten years old, but now you don't even see the shadow of your girlfriend.

The little wise man loves others, and the beasts are happy when they see you. Now you are not even qualified to be a licking dog.

The dogs in Kojiro’s family are much better lived in, more expensive to eat and played with than you are, and you are not even as good as a Kati dog.

Through psychological therapy, Touya successfully beat the snow, shook his shoulders, and cried.

His series of operations seemed to last less than ten seconds.

"Boom"

Eevee slowly approached, raised his paw and carefully poked Touya's shaking shoulder.

Touya slowly raised his head, revealing the crumbled cell phone in his arms, and a face full of pear blossoms, fragile yet smiling.

His body stiffened, and Ibrahimovic was stunned on the spot.

Σ°°︴

She retracted her left paw and squatted on the ground, her brown eyes glancing left and right, hesitantly.

Touya forced a smile and choked out, "No, it's okay. This, this is not your fault. Who let it scare you? It deserves to be like this."

To be continued.

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