Konoha's Darkened Naruto

"Naruto, my mother gave me some free coupons for BBQ. Let's try it together tomorrow." Choji took out a few tickets from his arms.

Shikamaru looked at these BBQ coupons, his eyes became smaller and smaller, "Isn't this a % off BBQ coupon?"

Naruto, Zhang Wei and Jiu Lama also looked over and saw that it was indeed a % off coupon.

"Can't you use two together? Then it's free." Choji didn't think there was anything wrong.

Shikamaru's image seemed to be still. If it weren't for the leaves floating behind Shikamaru, Naruto would have thought he was stuck. Shikamaru actually felt for a moment that Choji was right. He was a logic genius.

Shikamaru crossed his hands. He was so annoyed. How should he explain it? "Chouji, the 50% off coupon means you don't have to pay for half of it. It's like two cups of 50% salt water mixed together. The concentration is still %."

"Really? Isn't that just another glass of salt water and another glass of water? I just want that glass of water." Choji became more and more confused, feeling that his logic was completely flawless.

"It means you have two half-eaten bags of potato chips. The potato chips are the money you have to pay, and the missing half is the money you don't have to pay. Even if you combine the two bags into one bag, there is still one bag of potato chips. The money still has to be paid. It’s just half less, do you understand?”

Naruto was very relaxed about this kind of question. After all, there were children who asked how many chickens and rabbits were in the same cage, why couldn't they just count the number of each type?

Children's ideas are so creative that they can solve problems but cannot score points.

Naruto put the two halves of the fish together and handed it to Dingci. After Dingci saw the fish, the frown on his face opened.

"That's it, I understand, but I have to wait until next time. I'm so sorry, Naruto."

"It's okay, my homemade barbecue is also very good."

"Really can I have a taste?"

"of course."

Dingci began to eat happily again, and Naruto looked at Dingci lovingly. It was easy to get a sense of accomplishment from Dingci.

Expand those words that have been streamlined to the extreme, turn them into long speeches, break down the sentences and explain them in detail, and finally let students understand this simple concept. Isn't it like the previous martial arts concept of reducing simplicity to complexity, and then reducing complexity to simplicity?

Naruto suddenly thought, if Naruto really exists, does it mean that Oda is a manga artist.

He hasn't seen Hinata Zhang Wei yet, but the cheerful laughter has already come. This kind of laughter from the heart is very contagious. Naruto rarely sees Hinata Zhang Wei smile, let alone laugh so wildly. .

Hinata Hong's clear laughter was also very penetrating, reaching several people's ears and attracting their attention.

Their attention then shifted, and even Choji put down the grilled fish in his hand. His black eyes were in braids, and there was a small tiger tooth on the right, with a little baby fat. Such a little girl sat on Hinata Zhang Wei's head. superior.

Hinata Zhang Wei put Hinata Hong on the only chair. There were many chairs in the room, but there was only one such protected chair. Originally, the Nine Lamas moved it out for Naruto to sit on, preparing to laugh at Naruto for still being a child. of.

After all, wooden stools are shorter, lighter, and easier to use than wooden chairs, so all the stools are placed outside.

Several pairs of eyes stared at the father and daughter. Hinata Zhang Wei spoke calmly with a hint of pride on his face. "My daughter Hinata Kurenai."

"I am Uzumaki Naruto, and I am also the leader of the Uzumaki clan. This is Zhang Wei and your father, who have the same name but no surname." Naruto held Zhang Wei under his arm.

"Hurry up and let go, Naruto, you're boring." Zhang Wei, who had always loved to be funny, was serious for a rare moment.

Shikamaru introduced gently, with his hands still crossed on his chest, "I am Nara Shikamaru, and this is Akimichi Choji, who has a little baby fat like you." Choji wiped his mouth and smiled honestly.

"I am the most powerful Ninth Lama." Ninth Lama twisted his face and pretended not to care. While Hinata Zhang Wei turned around to take care of Hinata Hong, Nine Lamas made faces to tease Hinata Hong. Whenever Hinata Zhang Wei turned around, Jiulama would quickly turn his face to the side, as if it was none of his business.

In fact, Hinata Zhang Wei has discovered that only Nine Lamas dare not look at him, which is hard not to notice.

Zhang Wei disappeared from sight without noticing. Hinata Zhang Wei took the fish and sensed it with chakra to prevent missing fish bones. He took out the steel needle and carefully peeled off the fish flesh.

"Dad, I'm very hungry." There was a hint of complaint in his tone. If he didn't stop it, it would become an autopsy scene.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm used to it." He held the fish in his hand and didn't know where to put it.

"Ah qiu" Hinata Hong didn't know whether she was choked or caught cold. Hinata Zhang Wei gave a look, and Naruto understood and took over Hinata Zhang Wei's half-peeled fish, with the meat sticking to it and shaking.

Hinata Zhang Wei took out the paper from his arms and wiped Hinata Hong's nose. Hinata Hong rubbed her nose, "It's a little itchy."

Zhang Wei handed over a small blanket from behind, and Hinata Zhang Wei wrapped it up for Hinata Hong.

"Shikamaru, you see that the teacher's daughter is a bit different from the teacher." Naruto and Shikamaru whispered and began to arrange their teacher.

"Really, the Hyuga clan are all very similar, I don't see anything." Shikamaru looked at Hinata Kurenai carefully a few more times, but still didn't find anything.

These words were heard by Hinata Zhang Wei. If whispering from such a distance was useful, why would the Yamanaka clan develop ninjutsu?

Hinata Zhang Wei was shocked when he heard Naruto's words. He thought Naruto had discovered something, and his heart seemed to have stopped for a beat.

"Look, the teacher's skin color is yellow, but the child is as white as snow. If you look at this appearance, how big a flower must be to cover this ugly face." Hinata Zhang Wei was already standing behind the two of them. Maru's sixth sense has already felt it.

Naruto lacked this kind of sense of crisis. "Shikamaru, why don't you say anything?"

Seeing Shikamaru's wry smile, Naruto seemed to understand something. The shadow on the table gradually grew larger, and the cold air behind him became heavier and heavier.

Naruto swallowed and turned around reluctantly, "Teacher, what a coincidence, you are here too."

"Naruto, it seems that you have a big opinion on my appearance." Hinata Zhang Wei moved his body, his joints crackled, and half of his face was covered in shadow.

Due to the angle problem, Hinata Hong saw the half full of light, and thought Hinata Zhang Wei was playing with Naruto.

"No, no, you must have heard wrong when you see the wind is so strong." The breeze blew the paper Hinata Zhang Wei had just used to wipe Hinata Hong's nose, but unfortunately it didn't move.

Naruto secretly blew out a little air from the corner of his mouth. It was Naruto's last bit of stubbornness. Hinata Zhang Wei just stared at Naruto 'Δ'.

"The child is present, no violence is allowed." Naruto put all his hopes on Hinata Zhang Wei's love for the child.

"Don't worry, don't forget what I'm studying, I guarantee there will be no side effects or trauma." Hinata Zhang Wei smiled, but it was even scarier than before without any expression.

Naruto stared behind Hinata Zhang Wei without saying a word, and Hinata Zhang Wei finally couldn't help turning his head.

When Naruto saw Hinata Zhang Wei turn his head, he immediately jumped off the stool and ran away. His little feet were as fast as flying, but he didn't move in place.

When Naruto turned around, he saw that Hinata Zhang Wei had grabbed Naruto's clothes, and Naruto was grabbed by the back of Destiny's neck.

"Where are you going, Naruto."

"When it comes to teachers and students, don't slap them in the face."