Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

"Well, in this case, it should be feasible."

Yoruichi has been sitting quietly in the back garden of Sawatsuna's residence for the whole afternoon. It is rare for him to waste time like this.

He had just conceived a plan in his mind, a plan that could keep his friends.

After an afternoon of analysis and deduction, we were finally fully prepared.

. . .

Night, Sawatsuna Residence

"Kakashi-sensei, come on, come on, this plate is a good thing. I specially ordered the specialty of the Land of Water from the boss, the big mouth of the blue flag tuna, and this golden sea bream sashimi, and this, this, this What’s even more amazing, Jiujiu fish sashimi, this is a rare and good thing!”

That night, Yoruichi was uncharacteristically lazy and specially invited Kakashi to attend the "Teacher Appreciation Banquet" held at his home. As for why at home? The standard of a real family banquet cannot be matched by any restaurant or hotel.

Like the exquisite food that appeared at the teacher appreciation banquet today, and the fine wine carried by the gorgeous wine jug, if others saw it, they would probably only praise that poverty has limited my imagination.

Taking out this table, not to mention anything else, the shipping fee for collecting the ingredients alone is enough for Kakashi to go on an A-level mission. You can imagine what the standard of this meal is. If you get the previous life, it will probably be at the level of a state banquet hosted by Saudi Arabia, the tycoon in the Middle East.

Kakashi ate delicious food, drank some wine, and responded to Yoruichi's "flattery" with hums in his mouth, but in his heart he felt more anxious as the level of this "teacher appreciation banquet" continued to improve.

Just kidding, from the first day I met Yoruichi until now, this "stingy" kid (who deliberately quarrels with Kakashi) has never shown the so-called respect for his teacher.

Today's table of wine looks suspicious no matter how you look at it. If something goes wrong, there must be a monster. The weasel is not going to give a happy New Year greeting to the chicken. Kakashi is already prepared for Yoruichi to come with a strange power punch when he is half drunk.

One hand is holding a wine glass and chopsticks, and the other hand is already hidden under the tablecloth, ready to make seals.

"Come on, come on, Kakashi-sensei, have another drink. This wine is also good. It is specially brewed from the fruit picked from the rock wall of Yunlei Gorge in the Land of Thunder. Drinking it can also enhance your adaptability to thunder escape. "

Seeing Yoruichi smiling like the madam who met his benefactor, Kakashi became more and more panicked. Isn't this kid planning to kill his master today? It's been a long time since I've had a fight with him. I don't know if I can still get along with him~

Um? Why do I have this idea? As a master, I must be stronger than my disciple, right?

As soon as this mellow and refreshing wine entered his throat, Kakashi noticed that Yoruichi was getting closer to him, not caring to savor this exquisite wine. The hand hidden under the table began to flash with lightning. It was Kakashi. His unique skill - Reiki.

"Wow, this effect is so good, isn't it? Just drinking it can stir up all the lightning? It's a pity that I can't drink, otherwise I would try it too~"

When Yoruichi saw Kakashi "involuntarily" stimulating Raikiri after drinking the Thunder Spring wine brewed from the fruits of the Unraikyo tree, it was really hard to imagine that there was such a genius in the world of Naruto?

"Huh? Hahahaha, yes, yes, I was a little excited after drinking. I wanted to see if it really has such a good effect."

Kakashi is very embarrassed, how to deal with the sudden concern from his disciple, waiting online, quite urgent~

"Teacher Kakashi, my disciple has a question that I would like to ask you. Please feel free to answer it."

The teacher-appreciation banquet was almost in progress, and seeing that Kakashi had eaten and drank enough, Yoruichi finally started to carry out tonight's theme.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes, his expression turned solemn, he straightened his back and looked at Yoruichi, here he comes~

He stretched his right hand forward and raised it flatly, signaling Yoruichi to please start your performance.

"Kakashi-sensei, can you tell me how I can become a jounin? Well, within 3 months."

Yoruichi spoke as slowly as possible, as if to give Kakashi some time to react and think.

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ! ! !

Is that just what you want to ask? I've been scared all night, is that just for this?

Ah, it's tasteless to me. Can you spit out what you just ate and do it all over again? A loss, a big loss?

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