The Devil Comes to Marvel

In an underground black market bar in New York, Deadpool is whistling while throwing handfuls of Franklin onto the dance floor.

"Hey baby! Hit your ass a little more! Ohhhhhhhhhh! That's it! Oh yeah~"

The owner of this bar, Old Ham, was once a mercenary. He was very lucky to not die in the bloody days. After retirement, he became a black marketeer here.

"Hey, Wade. You've caused a lot of trouble with those power crystals you've been selling lately."

Wade leaned on the stage railing and said coquettishly:

"Old Ham, don't think about it. This is not giving you superpowers, but activating the hidden superpowers in your body.

For the sake of us being old friends, I'll give you a million dollars to test and see if you have this potential. "

Old Ham snorted and snorted:

"Hmph~ After spending this million, even if I detect the potential, I don't have the money to buy any more crystals. One hundred thousand, no more!"

"Impossible, is too low." The current Wade is even more black-hearted than a black-hearted businessman, and he won't let go until he sucks the opponent's blood.

Old Ham was not very eager to acquire superpowers when he was getting older, he was just curious for a while, and quickly retreated cursingly under such a huge financial pressure.

"Hmph~ Wade, you vampire, just wait.

Now both the white and the underworld want to pry out the seller behind you from you.

Wade, I wish you to be fucked by Nico a hundred times! "

Wade couldn't help imagining that scene, and after a while of trembling, it suddenly became dull,

"You're vicious, old Ham! I wish you hemorrhoids and rotten ass! And diarrhea!"

After a small win, Wade took a sip of his drink and turned to look behind him, only to see a man wearing a hooded sweater and oversized sunglasses standing behind him.

"Hey, why are you looking at me? There are so many beauties here and you don't even look at me but you look at me? Do you want to praise me for my good looks?" Wade was not wearing a mask at this time.

puff~

Old Ham couldn't help laughing out loud:

"What do you look like? Don't you have any skills at all?"

"No." Wade leaned closer to the man in sunglasses, "What are you here for?"

"Buy potions." The man in the sunglasses replied quite simply.

Wade asked, swinging his hips from side to side:

"Do you know the price? How much? How much?"

"It's outside, just come with me." After the man in sunglasses finished speaking, he ignored Wade and walked directly out of the bar.

"Hmph~ What are you pretending to be! Let me teach you a lesson."

Wade blew out all the wine in the bottle in one breath, then stripped himself naked, and took out his combat uniform from the bag with two buttocks exposed.

Old Ham felt that his eyes were about to go blind, and cursed angrily:

"Damn Wade! Do you have to undress in my bar? It's disgusting!"

Wade, who put on the crimson tights, burped Old Ham with alcohol, and then strode out of the bar.

After following the man in sunglasses to the back streets and alleys, Wade drew out his two knives and jokingly said:

"Well, this is the right place. You can say your last words, Son of the Sand."

The man in sunglasses turned around and stood still:

"I don't have any money, but I really need those potions."

The peas on Wade's mask suddenly opened wide, and exaggeratedly said:

"Oh my god! Don't you know what shame is? I pay for every weed I buy, never on credit. You want to whore for nothing!"

The man in sunglasses took off his hood, but still kept his sunglasses on, and said with a stance:

"I'm sorry, but I really need it."

Although there are still sunglasses covering his face, it can be vaguely seen that the man in sunglasses is Ikaris, who has been missing for many days.

"I will help your mother educate you and let you know the same excellent qualities as your Uncle Wade." Wade couldn't help but want to kill the robber.

Wade took a step back, put on a two-in-one posture, and shouted:

"My lord, eat poop!"

Bang bang!

The blade did not slash outward, but the handle cover opened instantly and fired two bullets.

The two bullets broke through Icaris' clothes and fell to the ground, unable to penetrate Icaris' body at all.

"Watfak!" Wade's eyes almost popped out.

With a sharp look in his eyes, Ikaris flew forward and hit Wade in the chest with a straight punch:

"It's useless, give me the potion."

Wade, who was embedded in the wall, would not admit his cowardice so easily. While struggling to pull himself out of the wall, he said with a broken mouth:

"Who are you? A mutant? An alien? Or a mental patient who escaped from a laboratory?"

After Wade finished speaking, he threw a samurai sword at Icaris, then swooped over and stabbed Icaris in the throat.

After dodging the first knife sideways, Icaris fell straight back and floated a dozen centimeters above the ground to avoid Wade's second knife.

Wade maintained his thrusting posture, widened his eyes and exclaimed:

"Oh my God! You can actually fly!"

Icaris ignored Wade's surprise, took off his sunglasses and fired a terrifying laser at Wade's chest.

Bang!

Wade was once again embedded in the wall, but this time Wade was seriously injured and couldn't heal the wound quickly, so he could only pull on the wall weakly.

"Is that all you have? My friend Cyclops' laser is much better than yours.

Hey, when I'm healed, I'm going to stuff your head into your ass. "Wade has profoundly implemented the concept that you can lose in fights but not lose in quarrels.

Icaris picked up Wade and said:

"I investigated you, mutant."

"So?" Wade opened his white and round eyes, shook his head and looked at Icaris in front of him, "If you can kill me, I would like it."

Icaris shook his head and said seriously:

"We have no mortal grudge. I won't kill you. I just want the potion, so I plan to burn your marijuana and US dollars in front of you."

Upon hearing this, the eyes of Deadpool's mask widened almost as big as those of Spider-Man's mask,

"Okay, devil, you win. But I'm coming back to kick your ass."

After Icarus took the Terrigen crystal and the testing potion, he disappeared into the night without staying, and kept muttering:

"I'll make sure you all get back together, my mates. You're the first, Hina."

Wade lay on the floor of the apartment and looked at the wound on his chest that was wriggling, and then looked at the empty wall on the other side, and suddenly felt that his heart was bleeding.

The only good thing is that Marijuana and Franklin were not injured, this is Wade's last consolation,

"Boss Zed, I'm here to sell chrysanthemums."

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