Naruto: I also want to be a proud man

It has been three days since I left that bone forest, however. . . . .Jun Ma Lu was still circling in the dense forest.

There is no way around this, Jun Malu thought helplessly that he was a road idiot in his previous life. On the first day of entering the university, he walked for more than an hour with the school map in order to find a courier site, but he did not go around the gymnasium. -Library—basketball court—soccer field—strange circle of gymnasium.

It's still possible to walk like this with a map, let alone this unmapped and inaccessible woods.

In fact, this situation was also created by himself. In order to ensure safety, he deliberately did not take the route that many ninjas passed in the first half of the place close to Wuyin Village, and then cautiously found a quagmire and jumped into it without saying a word. Rolled twice inside, covering his silver hair and the two red spots on his forehead with dirty mud, trying not to reveal any characteristics of the Kaguya clan.

There is no way, who told Junmaro not to have attended ninja school, he does not even know the most basic ninja transformation technique.This is the only way to disguise yourself.The effect of these two tricks is very obvious, so obvious that the people I have met in this broken wood in the past three days can be counted on one hand.And the people I saw were either murderous and looked like good people, or they were in a hurry and walked away quickly before he could call for help.

"I really beeped the husky, why did I have to suffer this kind of crime for myself. Ah, I'm so hungry. I don't know if I can catch a rabbit today." Hearing the gurgling sound in his stomach, Jun Malu was helpless think.

As I was walking with a sigh, I heard some faint sounds in my ears.

Crash, clatter, hearing the faint sound of running water, Jun Malu's expression changed drastically.The four characters "Jianhe Tuantou" kept appearing in my mind.Immediately without a word, Jun Malu turned around and was about to run.But it's too late.The powerful spiritual power brought by the addition of the souls of the two lives has already made him feel a line of sight that is vaguely placed on him.

Kimimaro cursed in his heart, "This damn destined river." Kimimaro felt that he would probably have psychological shadow when he encountered the river in the future. However, he pretended not to notice anything on his face and quickly squatted in front of a small white flower.

Staring at the little white flower in front of him, Kimimaro's soul of complaining began to burn brightly again.

"What the hell is this predestined sense of sight? I'm not the original Junma Lu. Don't mess with me like this. What about the butterfly effect that was promised? Shouldn't I make the plot unrecognizable? How can I go round and round? Orochimaru is still here after three days. Aren’t you an idiot? Uncle Snake, what are you, standing by the river with the number plate of love? I want to turn off the lights, but it’s a pity it’s not you! "

What Kimimaro didn't know was that Orochimaru had been here three days ago, and this time he was just returning the same way with the loot.

But Orochimaru's thoughts at the moment are that he didn't expect that Wuyin Village will gain so much from the trip.Although the child in front of him looks dirty, he has such a huge amount of chakra at such a small size. He is probably also a genius orphan of a blood-successful family. If he can be taken away, he must also become a chakra. Excellent experimental subject.Thinking of this, Orochimaru couldn't help but stretched out his tongue excitedly and licked the corner of his mouth, and pulled the hand of the child beside him and jumped down from the tree.

Orochimaru looked at the figure in front of him, his eyes blazing as if a pervert had seen a peerless beauty. He slowly walked up to Kimimaro and said in a neutral yet slightly hoarse sexy voice, "Kid, why are you staring at this girl here?" Where is the flower? Do you feel that you are very similar to this flower, fragile and helpless? "

Kimimaro was originally in the right position, but suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, raised his head and showed a standard idiotic smile like Luffy's to Orochimaru, "Auntie, what is Ning talking about? I was wondering what this flower tastes like. What does it smell like?" After saying that, he imitated the look of a certain live-streaming artist he had seen in his previous life, tilting his head to look at Orochimaru in front of him with wide innocent eyes.

Orochimaru was obviously pushed up to the waist by this sudden coquettish, and his cheeks twitched faintly.I feel that my brain is not enough

"Ah, Auntie? I always dress neutrally, but I haven't been reincarnated yet. I still have Adam's apple! What other child would think about whether flowers can be eaten? I'm afraid this child doesn't... .”

In the end, the desire for the experimental subject outweighed everything else. Orochimaru took a deep breath to adjust his mood and looked at the kid in front of him again, and said again, "Kid, flowers are not allowed to be eaten, can you tell me... Why do you keep staring at me like this. "

I saw that Jun Malu was still staring at him with innocent eyes and tilted head. The innocent expression combined with the mud on his face made him feel that he deserved a beating.

Kimimaro still maintained this state, and said to Orochimaru in an extremely serious tone, "If you help me, I will help you too! Is there anything wrong?" He made a heavy nasal noise and turned his head again. Straighten up. . . . . . . That's why there is a ghost.

Jun Ma Lu straightened his head slightly, then quickly turned his head to the other side.

Orochimaru's cheeks twitched even more when he saw this scene. Orochimaru told himself in his heart, "I, Orochimaru, have been walking in the ninja world for decades. I have never experienced any big storms. Don't be angry. This is just a small scene. This child doesn't look good. It’s so normal, wouldn’t it be easier to abduct this way? There’s no need to be angry.”

Orochimaru prepared himself mentally, took another deep breath, and tried his best to show a smile that was uglier than crying. He said softly, "Of course it's no problem, kid, can you tell me what your name is and why you're here... Hey, hey! Don't take off your pants to pee."

Orochimaru once again didn't finish what he said, because he was only halfway through when the kid opposite him actually took off his pants and peed on the flower? ? ? The little boy next to him was already covering his face in shyness!

Kimimaro, who was fertilizing, looked up at Orochimaru, and while inserting his little finger into his nostril to dig, he said again in a serious and extremely unbeatable voice.

"Since it can't be eaten, I might as well fertilize it to make it thrive. My mother said that these plants need more sun and more fertilization to grow taller.

As for the name, my name is Terumi-kun Maro, my mother said that I am a genius of the Terumi clan, by the way, auntie, my mother is a very powerful ninja, but still no match for my genius Terumi-kun Maro, I have never been She ran out of the house secretly and she didn't even notice. "

Looking at Junmalu in front of him, Orochimaru no longer twitched his cheeks, but his whole body trembled uncontrollably.A well-shaped sign appeared on the forehead, looking at Jun Malu, who was in need of a beating, finally unable to control himself, and slapped Jun Malu on the back of the head.

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