Rocket Raccoon
Chapter 2 The truth about half the world
The jet-powered rocket boots made by robots have good performance and are very fast.
Passing through a crimson clover grassland, Huo Jian came to the lunatic asylum.
This is a large building where all the patients live and are guarded by animals.
The original ward is now known as "The Church".
Seeing Huo Jian from a distance, a human wearing pure white tights coughed and said seriously, "Rocket Ranger, the church is a holy place in the world. No animals are allowed to enter. That is disrespectful to the gods."
God, your sister, you are still addicted to sex, right? I gave you the props and clothes, you are a bunch of lunatics.
Huo Jian bent down and saluted with a respectful attitude, "Sir, I think I have found the code to crack half the world's Bible."
"Really Rocket Ranger, I doubt it"
The patient raised his head high and pointed his chin at Huo Jian, "This abbreviation language was invented by the gods who created all things. Even humans can't decipher it. You animals have no hope at all, my furry friends."
"How do you know if you don't try"
Huo Jian rolled his eyes. He, who was supposed to cooperate with the performance, knew the peeing habits of this group of people very well, so he could only continue, "Sir, I would like to try ten uniforms. Do you want a doctor, a nurse, a flight attendant, or a police officer?"
"I want to be fine, we can't study it anyway. But not now, we are holding a ceremony."
The patient grabbed Huo Jian's ears and lifted them up, inviting him, "Rocket Ranger, you are our friend, come with me, let you feel the glory of the gods."
Huo Jian, who you just said that animals can't enter, had a look of surprise on his face. "Really? That's great. I've wanted to see your ceremony for a long time. Maybe I can get inspiration from the gods. But can you let me go first?" It hurts when you come down and it hurts.”
The "church" hall is very clean. In the middle is a circular platform with a thick hard-cover ancient book placed on it.
The patient looked solemn, "Only people with normal hearts can participate in this ceremony. My dear friend, crazy people are absolutely not allowed. You are the most peaceful of all animals, only a little worse than us. Come on, the ceremony begins."
A group of patients line up in a row, interlock their hands, and then bite the clothes of the person in front of them with their teeth.
The atmosphere instantly became weird.
Twist, twist, twist your ass
Shake, shake, shake shoulders
Three steps left, three steps right, jump forward
The patient at the front cleared his throat, a duck-like voice sounded.
"One flies eastward"
"One flies westward"
"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
"Follow my command"
"free time"
All the patients immediately relaxed and dispersed, the whole "church" was filled with a happy atmosphere, and the strange dance steps almost drove Huo Jian crazy.
"what the hell"
"No wonder the mechanics in the beginning of Rocket Raccoon are all wrong. Each one is more irritable than the other, and they point guns at other people's heads at every turn. It turns out that this is where it started."
He watched helplessly as these madmen finished the ceremony. The patient at the front held the Half-World Bible in his hands. "Rocket Ranger, you must send it back before the next ceremony. Make sure there is no oil stain or crease. You must take a shower every morning and night before reading it." You have to worship it three times."
Isn't washing hands enough? Huo Jian quickly wiped his paws with his clothes, stretched out his hands, bent down and bowed, "Sir, I will definitely do it."
As soon as he left the lunatic asylum, Huo Jian saw Laila the otter.
She immediately threw herself into Huo Jian's arms and nuzzled her, "Rocket, are you okay? I thought you were going to live in a lunatic asylum from now on. I have prepared bedding and clothes for you."
"it's okay no problem."
Huo Jian calmly pushed the otter away, "My arms and legs are fine, and my brain is fine too."
"That's great"
The otter's eyes lit up: "Let's go swimming"
Your mood changes too quickly. If I die, you will only be sad for five minutes at most. Huo Jian nodded, "Okay, okay, just in time to cleanse my dirty body and purify my dirty soul. Body and materialization" , the heart is in harmony with the sky, and is integrated with nature.”
A fucking place like a madhouse is definitely not suitable for reading, otherwise you will have to join those crazy people sooner or later.
It would be nice to find a quiet place.
two hours later.
"Rocket Raccoon, you told me we were here to swim."
An otter with yellow hair stood upright above the small waterfall like a human being, with a humanized complaint on its face, and of course a trace of admiration.
"Laila is right. Little Rocket, you promised to be with her. Didn't you see that she was dressed up carefully? You can't be too rocket as an animal."
A brown semi-hairless walrus soaked naked in the water and lectured.
"I understand. Uncle Varan will go down and swim with you when I understand this half-world Bible."
Brown hair, arrogant hairstyle, gentle eyes, and sharp claws.
Huo Jian sat on the ground leaning against a big tree, with his legs crossed and a pen in his mouth. With his eyes closed, he opened the thick hard-cover ancient book with his furry paws, turning the pages at a rate of five seconds.
“The Half-World Bible That Book Mad Men Worship”
Lyra the Otter sneered "No one can read that, Rocket."
She stripped naked and jumped into the pool. "And I don't understand why everyone and animals want it. We are here to date. My dear Rocket, tell me which one is more important, the book or me."
Water splashed everywhere, soaking the "Half World Bible".
"Books can give me knowledge points, but you can't and you're not right. Maybe you can. Practice will give you true knowledge. This is the way to obtain knowledge, and the price is a bit heavy."
Huo Jian murmured in a low voice and wiped it on the book with his paw, turning the pages and lamenting in his heart.
Even if you travel through time as a raccoon, you actually have an otter girlfriend
Damn it, is it not reproductively isolated? Is it the right model?
I really can’t keep my mouth shut.
Let me go down and bathe with an otter and a mandarin duck, and there's a big old shedding walrus next to me, and then I can cuddle and kiss and touch him like before.
This this
Huo Jian finally understood that there is a kind of mood called "despair".
Continue to flip through the book.
The text in this book is very special. It seems to be in some unique language. It stands to reason that Huo Jian would not be able to understand it.
But he has a system.
System Dafa is omniscient and omnipotent, as a large amount of information appears in his mind.
This so-called Half-World Bible is actually the ship log of ancient psychiatrists, recording their daily work.
"In its fifth year, our terminally ill patient care spacecraft has found a habitable world."
“We are very happy to have landed”
"And begin to build a facility to house and treat the sick, our fellow citizens who have been abandoned by our world due to mental disorders and have lost the companionship of their race. This is not a full world, we call it a half world."
"Insanity cannot be cured. No, I don't believe it. We will be able to cure them. We cannot give up on any of our compatriots."
"For many years, we have researched, experimented, and expanded our knowledge of human mental function and cognitive impairment."
“The animals we bring provide entertainment and companionship to the patients.”
"Our research was actually questioned. They cut off the funding chain and we were ordered to return."
"There's no way, this is an order, you can't disobey it."
"But we won't give up"
"We placed them in a lunatic asylum and created the Galatian Wall surrounding space to protect them. We hope they will not come into contact with the society that hates them so much. Maybe compared with them, the normal people in our society are really mentally ill."
"They are cared for by robots and kept company by animals"
"As long as you don't give up, there will be hope for healing."
"So this is the truth of half the world." Huo Jian closed the ancient book and held his chin in thought.
Half World is an alien race's psychiatrist who specially found a healing place for a group of mentally ill people and built a lunatic asylum.
The animals were kept as pets by psychiatrists and then left in the half-world, and somehow developed intelligence as a result.
The robot was supposed to stay in the lunatic asylum to take care of the patients, but now it actually broke through the set program and left. Not surprisingly, it should have produced a very advanced artificial intelligence and turned into an independent living entity.
Suddenly, a light blue light curtain appeared in front of him, and two lines of text appeared on it.
You have completed knowledge point 7 for the 10th time
You have fully mastered all the knowledge points in this book
Your mechanic level is raised to v2
You have gained relevant knowledge that matches your level
Your task completion degree reaches 60, do you want to receive phased rewards?
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