Uchiha's Dimensional Invasion Plan

"What? 380 million taels!"

Suddenly, Jing Yin in the corner couldn't help but exclaimed. The most pocket money she had was only 1000 taels. She had never seen such a large amount of money, let alone spend it.

Tsunade covered her forehead with a black line on her face. It's so embarrassing. It's only 380 million. It surprises you like this. It seems like you are as poor as I am. Don't you know that I lost ten times more money in gambling? Yet.

Jie turned around when he heard the sound and saw two figures, one big and one small, standing in the corner. They were Tsunade and Shizune whom he hadn't seen for a long time. He frowned and said to himself: Trouble!

"If you can't make the decision, call your boss out. It's only 380 million, which is nothing to us, the Uchiha clan." In order to escape as soon as possible, he introduced his identity as an Uchiha and put on an arrogant one. Said like this.

The Uchiha clan! The girl was stunned. Such a big family would not do something so embarrassing as to come to their door for such a small amount of money. She quickly looked up and down, then woke up and hurriedly apologized: Sorry, I will pack it for you right away.

The girl moved quickly, and within a moment a beautiful box was placed in front of Jie. Jie hurriedly counted out 380 million, without even bothering to check it carefully, and secretly put his fingers together in his sleeve, intending to leave.

However, just as he was about to perform ninjutsu, suddenly, a pair of warm hands grabbed his palm.

Jie Jieyin's movements were forced to stop, he had a quick wit, and hastily put the box in the other hand on the cabinet, pretended to be indifferent, touched in his pocket, and at the same time relaxed his tense body.

"Little ghost, where do you want to go?" But Tsunade had stood beside him at some point, looking at him with interest.

"No, I haven't said hello to Shizune yet. By the way, Auntie, are you and Shizune also here to buy jewelry?" Jie looked confused and ignorant, as if he really didn't know anything.

"What's in your pocket? Why don't you take it out? You were preparing to form a seal just now, right?" Tsunade had an evil look on her face. This guy ran away as soon as he saw her. This was not because he had something in his heart.

"What's the matter, I just saw Jing Yin just now, and I remembered a gift I had prepared for a long time, but unfortunately I didn't expect to meet her here, I would have brought it with me if I knew it earlier."

Jie once again brought up the time-honored topic of gifts, intending to change the subject. He guessed that the other party was just preventing him from escaping, so he rushed over and grabbed his hand.

Tsunade can't see through, and she has no way of knowing whether there is a seal in the sleeve. As long as she refuses to admit this kind of thing, she will fall into a state of paranoia, so she can't be accurate about what he wants to say later. judge.

"Kid, you must also know who I am. I am a dignified Sannin. How can you deceive me with your little trick?" Tsunade squinted at Suke with a look of disdain.

"Auntie, I already knew your identity when I inquired about Jing Yin's address last time, but why should I lie to you about this kind of thing, and what else can I lie to?" With a puzzled look, it seemed extremely natural and sincere.

You really didn't lie to me? Tsunade looked at Suke up and down a few times, his eyes a little suspicious, and he began to review the series of actions Suke had just performed in his mind.

"Hello Shizune, long time no see. How have you been lately?" Looking at Shizune who was walking slowly but not approaching, Jie greeted her with a smile on her face.

"Humph!" Shizune snorted coldly and said nothing.

As for the 380 million necklace, she was also curious about who she bought it for, but when she thought of the embarrassing behavior just now, she thought of the scene of Jie and her friends talking proudly: Do you know?That guy Jing Yin obviously had such an unpleasant disturbance last time, but now she took the initiative to post it. Although she didn't say it explicitly, I knew she must be envious of my money just by looking at her appearance of a country bumpkin who has never seen the world. .

Damn it, I really thought it was great to be rich, Shizune shook her head to get rid of the thoughts in her mind, and looked at Tsunade coldly, as if if you don't leave, I will cry for you.

Of course Tsunade understood Shizune's meaning, but she kept her eyes fixed, and Asuke pretended not to see it and said: "You are very discerning, this necklace is very beautiful, I think Shizune will like it very much, right? Mute!"

Hearing this, Jie's heart twitched, this guy is so vicious, and he wanted to make him fall into a dilemma, so he could either hand over the necklace and reconcile with her, or offend Jing Yin to death, making Jing Yin so embarrassing that he can't face others, but she Aren't you afraid to really piss off Shi Jing to death?

Jie did not look at Shizune. He must not look at Shizune at this time. He thought for a moment, and then quietly glanced at Shizune's expression with his peripheral vision.

Sure enough, Shizune's eyes were wide open, her breathing was a little short, and her expression was full of anticipation. She naively believed Tsunade's words, and really thought that Suke was prepared for her.

If it were an ordinary friend, because of Tsunade's shameless words just now, he would definitely give this thing away out of face, but if it were him, he paused, showed a puzzled expression and said: "Tsuna Aunt Shou, didn’t the red one I gave her last time look good?”

Tsunade and Shizune were stunned when they heard this. They looked at each other and their expressions were full of doubts. Why don't I know when the red necklace was given? Could it be that Tsunade-sama (Shizune) put it away secretly?

Just before they figured it out, Tingjie continued: "At first, I thought that Ms. Jing Yin's personality would like red, so I gave it to Jing Yin in red, and Yi Lin's character is most suitable for this white color." .”

"Is this prepared for Lin?" Shizune opened her mouth slightly, looking very surprised.

I'm so surprised, I can give it to you, why can't I give it to others? Jie looked at it and secretly complained: He has been cheated anyway, and he doesn't care how far he has been cheated. The main thing now is to escape, and he will join ANBU next year anyway. , it will be difficult to have the opportunity to work together in the future.

"Yeah, after Lin saw the necklace I gave you last time, she was very envious. For that thing, she recently saved money on food and festivals, and she lost a lot of weight. I can't stand it, so I’m going to give her a similar one.”

Jie Duo was careful and deliberately presented Lin just now. First, he said that Lin was more trustworthy and could easily lie. But he was afraid that Tsunade would really steal her. Don't doubt it. As a Sannin, she couldn't do anything.

Now that he has shown Lin, even if Tsunade really intends to grab it, it depends on whether Shizune, the winner, is willing. The friendship between good sisters can't be broken just because of a mere 380 million.

"What, Lin, why are you working so hard? By the way, are you and Lin... very familiar?" Shizune was a little surprised. With this guy's bad character, he should be extremely incompatible with Lin's gentleness and tolerance. , how could they become friends.

"Hey, don't you know, last year at the shrine, Lin encountered a little danger, and I happened to be nearby, so I helped a little bit." Jie was confused, Tsunade should have seen it at the time, Shizune Why don't you know?

"Ah, you were the one who saved Lin at that time?" Shizune said in surprise, with a strange expression on her face.

"Why, is it a strange thing for me to save someone? Why do you seem surprised?"

Jie is at a loss, and Jing Yin likes to be surprised at every turn. What kind of trouble is this? Could it be that someone deliberately slandered him?Thinking of this, he looked up at Tsunade.

But Tsunade didn't look strange, as if she didn't know anything about it. Instead, because of Suke's gaze, she brought up the topic again.

"Kid, you said you gave Shizune a red necklace. When did this happen? Why have I never seen it before?"

Hearing this, Shizune turned sideways, pricked up his ears, and pretended not to care. However, how could such deceiving behavior fool Jie Jie? He thought about it for a moment and came up with a perfect solution.

A lot of nonsense came out casually for a being like Suke, and he said without any hesitation: "Hey, that's not right, because we didn't know where Shizune's house was, so that afternoon we asked many people to find out, it turned out that Aunt Tsunade It belongs to the Senju family of Mori, because we are Uchiha...so in order not to miss the time, we gave the things to an aunt at the door and asked her to pass them to Shizune, why didn't Shizune receive it?"

After all, the interface looked at Jingyin suspiciously, as if to say why you are silent, could it be that the item has not been received?

"Uchiha and Senju, these are these rotten things again, but... how do I know if what you said is true, kid? How do I know that such a precious thing is not lying to me? Maybe you don't Where’s the money for the second one?”

Tsunade pursed her lips, and her eyes were a little scrutinizing. After all, she had lived for more than years. If she was dismissed so easily, how could she be worthy of the food she had eaten all these years.

"No... No, Tsunade-sama didn't mean that. I haven't shown it to her yet. I will definitely explain it to her when I go back."

Hearing Tsunade's words, Shizune waved her hands like a fan. Although she was also wondering where the necklace was now, she definitely didn't want to mention it in person in front of Jie.

First, it is very rude not to cherish other people's gifts, and second, she is worried that if she is looking for something so anxiously, she will not only distrust the other person, but also be a vain person.

Tsunade turned around and covered her forehead speechlessly. This child must be a cripple, right? How could he be so stupid? Although this matter is obvious, have you really seen that thing?

No matter what, you have to figure it out, even if your little friend has seen it before, so what if he cheated your little friend too.

This kind of promise made by the first hand, and then sold by the second hand, I have seen it all before. This guy is young and full of evil thoughts. If a guy like you is really sold, you still have to help others count the money. .

"It's getting late, Tsunade-sama and I will go back first. I also have a thank you gift. It's very beautiful. I like it very much." Shizune showed a bright smile, and then dragged Tsunade's arm forward with great effort. Go.

Looking at this scene, Jie didn't know what to say, the emperor's new clothes may not be as good-looking, it's really a guilty lie!

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