Uchiha's Dimensional Invasion Plan

"I said, what's going on with this guy? Suddenly a dead person comes back, and you want me to open a funeral parlor!"

Tetshai touched his head and said in confusion: "Who knew that he was fine before, but why he suddenly died? Hey, aren't we originally engaged in the work of extraditing the dead? Why are you so surprised?"

Kisuke Urahara said unhappily, "Then shall I prepare some more sacrifices?"

Tessai said with a serious face: "Urahara-san! Saving the souls of the dead is a very sacred job. Even if we are no longer recognized by the Soul Society, as an elder who is skilled in the use of ghosts, this is what we should do. obligation."

Kisuke Urahara sighed helplessly: "You should really fight for your job with those guys from hell." After saying that, he changed the topic with a grimace: "Tell me, what happened to you? Have you seen that guy? And this person couldn’t have been killed by you, right? That would be a big problem.”

Knowing that Urahara was extremely jealous of the kind of people he fought with that day, Tessai quickly shook his head and said: "We don't have that kind of ability. This person is Tsukimi Naruto's companion. When we were waiting for Tsukimi Naruto at Miss Ako's house , I waited until he was already dying frequently, so........."

Thinking about what happened not long ago in his mind, Tessai cleared his throat and began to talk about Urahara Kisuke.

After listening to Tiesai's words, Kisuke Urahara frowned, and said hesitantly, "Are those girls okay?"

Tie Zhai was taken aback for a moment, and asked in confusion, "What's the problem?"

Urahara Kisuke shook his head: "No, I mean, if you just brought him back like this, Tsukimi Naruto wouldn't mistakenly think that you killed him, right?"

Hearing this, Tie Zhai was astonished.

"This kind of thing......"

Urahara Kisuke interrupted him: "It's not like we haven't experienced this kind of thing before. You forgot about those nobles..."

Tie Zhai was unsure: "Those children should be able to testify for me?"

Urahara Kisuke sighed: "I hope, that guy doesn't look like that kind of unreasonable person. If it really doesn't make sense, I have to set up another enemy."

Tieshai was speechless, and after a moment of silence, he glanced at Akai and asked, "How should we deal with this person?"

Urahara Kisuke waved his hand impatiently: "Why do you ask me? You brought him back. What was your intention in bringing him back?"

Tetshai touched his chin and said solemnly: "At that time, I was just curious about the force that destroyed his body. I wanted you to save this person, but I didn't expect that he wouldn't be able to make it back here."

Why!Kisuke Urahara looked at Kai with some headaches, and continued to ask: "Then what are you going to do now? Are you going to find a place to bury it?"

Tie Zhai shook his head: "I am very interested in this person's affairs, not only because he is willing to help others, but also because he is a great hero, so I want to try to help him lure his soul!"

"Lead the soul!" Urahara Kisuke's face turned solemn: "Where to lead, the Jing Ling Ting? Are you afraid that old man Yamamoto can't find us, so you plan to give them the coordinates to get there?"

Tie Zhai shook his head: "It's not that serious. Don't forget that I created the mezzanine in the Soul Realm. No one is more familiar with it than me. Besides, it is not necessary to pass through the mezzanine to attract souls. There may be a place that is more suitable. "

"You mean hell!" Hearing Tetsusai's words, Kisuke Urahara's gaze narrowed, and his face became more serious.

"That's right!" Tie Zhai nodded: "Hell has rules that are completely different from those of the Void Circle and the Soul Realm. Any soul will leave its breath there. As long as it is used properly, no one can hide."

"Is it necessary to do that?" Kisuke Urahara touched his head distressedly: "That place is no safer than being hunted down by old man Yamamoto. Once something happens, the troubles we have accumulated may explode at once."

Tie Zhai stroked his glasses, and asked with a hint of splendor in his eyes: "Aren't you curious why I did this?"

Kisuke Urahara curled his lips: "Didn't you say that? Curious!"

"Yes, it's curiosity." Tessai replied with a smile, then straightened his face and recalled: "Three hundred years ago, I was ordered by Captain Yamamoto to create a barrier space at the junction of Hueco Mundo and Hell. As a result, Hueco Mundo suddenly experienced violent vibrations, causing part of the space to collapse, and I lost my footing and fell into the lower level of hell."

"The lower level of hell! There is a legend that that place is the end of the world, and it will swallow all souls. It is really lucky that you can come back from there alive."

"You always speak so out of tune." Tie Zhai teased a sentence with a rare smile, and then said with nostalgia: "It is true that it is said to be a soul that can devour everything, but that place is not in the lower hell."

Kisuke Urahara raised his eyebrows, and asked curiously, "Oh! Is there a deeper space beneath that?"

"That's right!" Tie Zhai nodded and said, "The old man thinks that the three different spaces for storing souls are an inverted triangle on the same horizontal plane, with the Void Circle and Soul Realm on top, and Hell on the bottom."

"But in fact, it's not like that."

"What did you find out?"

Urahara Kisuke did not have the usual idle attitude, but like a scholar full of thirst for knowledge, squatting obediently beside Tiesai, his eyes full of curiosity.

Tessai glanced at him funny, paused and squinted his eyes before saying slowly, "I discovered that in fact, the so-called soul is not created at all."

Urahara Kisuke was confused: "What do you mean?"

Tie Zhai said solemnly: "It means that those dissipated undead and dead sinners have not really disappeared from the beginning to the end. They still exist in this world, but in a different way and in a different place."

Urahara Kisuke touched his head: "If that's just the case, there doesn't seem to be anything strange about it, right? Aren't normal people reincarnated back and forth?"

Tie Zhai shook his head: "No, it's different!"

"Reincarnation refers to a complete soul, but those people are not complete, they are just fragments, fragments that have been shuffled into a pile of confetti."

"Those fragments will be disrupted and reorganized in a certain place, and then become a brand new soul, which will be thrown into the corpse world or the present world. Among these people, there are also our companions who died in battle, as well as countless undead who died unexpectedly."

Hearing this, Urahara Kisuke looked shocked: "After a person dies, he will be decomposed, and then merged with the decomposed parts of other people, and finally re-form a different person to continue reincarnation? So what are the recombined creatures? Is it considered a human being? Is it considered a god of death?"

Tetsai narrowed his eyes slightly, stared at Kisuke Urahara and stopped talking.

Seeing Tie Zhai like this, Kisuke Urahara's heart skipped a beat, and he said in surprise, "Why are you looking at me like that? Don't say that I am also a combination of that kind of thing."

Hearing this, Tie Zhai sighed, and said quietly: "After hearing what I said, this shouldn't be what you need to care about, right?"

Urahara Kisuke relaxed slightly: "Okay, you continue to talk, what is the purpose of that place?"

Tie Zhai shook his head: "I don't know, but I have some guesses."