The elf master starts from the big stomach king

"呵啦~"

It was the sound of palms rubbing against the glass. A mark was obliquely wiped from the upper left corner of the mirror covered with water vapor, and a handsome face appeared inside.

His sharp eyebrows, starry eyes, straight nose, and slightly thin lips give him a bad feeling when he smiles.

Li Fangzun looked at himself in the mirror. Three days had passed and he still felt a little unreal.

I... was actually reborn!

Everything seemed like a dream. Li Fangzun closed his eyes and thought about the past.

He was an orphan. According to the old dean, he got lost with his family at the train station, but he thought he was abandoned. Otherwise, why wouldn't his parents come to him? !

Although the old dean has been enlightening him, his young mind has already been knotted, so he did not leave with the person who was willing to adopt him.

The friends left one by one, and the old director became older year by year. He had no energy to manage the orphanage and chose to close it. Finally, he was favored by a real estate developer and received a demolition fee.

Relying on this demolition fee, the two of them can live a relatively stable life.

But something unexpected happened. One week before his college entrance examination, the old dean suffered a stroke and was hospitalized.

The old dean always hoped that he could get into a good university, but in the end he didn't wait for the college admission notice. He burned a copy of the admission notice from an ordinary university to the old dean.

He also had a girlfriend during the four years of college, but as a "six-year-old youth" with no father, no mother, no house, no car, no money and no power, he was quickly dumped.

After graduation, I also found a job that had nothing to do with my major and became an ordinary office worker in the city, living a life of nine to nine.

Time has left traces on his body, and he has transformed from a handsome young man with tendons into a fat middle-aged uncle.

He originally thought that life had smoothed everything out for him, but when he saw the big truck honking its horn and speeding towards him, he ran out without hesitation and pushed away the children who were playing games with their heads down.

That's right, just like the time-travel plot in some street novels, he was hit by a truck and died, and then inexplicably became the completely unfamiliar him in the mirror.

Yes, inexplicably, he did not experience the protagonist's soul ascending to heaven after death in the novel, being sucked into a black hole, or being summoned by an unknown time-traveling god.

There was only excruciating pain, and then his consciousness went dark. When he woke up again, he was lying in a white room. If it weren't for the smell of industrial alcohol and medicine in the air, he thought he had arrived in heaven.

After the protagonist in the novel is reborn, he can obtain the memory of the original owner of the body, but all he has is his own memory, which made him think that he was not dead.

He only found out the name Li Fangzun after he found an ID card on his body that looked very similar to his previous life ID card.

He has accomplished nothing and has no close friends. The key is that he doesn't have to die and has been given a young and handsome body. What's wrong with him?

Moreover, even if he is really not happy, he can't go back, and he can only live as Li Fangzun from now on.

"Knock knock knock..."

A knock on the door interrupted Li Fangzun's memories, and then a carefree voice sounded.

"Boy, have you finished washing yourself? It's taken you so long? Did you drop it in the toilet or were you masturbating?!"

When Li Fangzun heard this, his forehead was covered with black threads. He opened the bathroom door directly, raised an international gesture, and said angrily: "You sister, if you call me dick again, I will kick your ass." Second child."

The person knocking on the door in front of him is named Ye Xiu, which feels a bit like the name of the protagonist. However, as a time traveler, Li Fangzun believes that he is the worthy protagonist, and his name sounds more classy.

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Ye Xiu has a cheerful personality and can joke. He smiled and said, "I only have brother."

Li Fangzun once again raised the longest finger in his hand and rolled his eyes to let himself understand. Then he picked up the clothes hanging on the wall and put them on his shoulders. He grabbed the clothes he changed from the basin and walked out of the bathroom. Throw it into the red bucket next to the wall.

"Take out all the clothes, I'll wash them directly." Li Fangzun shouted towards the bathroom door.

The next moment, the bathroom door opened, moisture came out along the crack of the door, and a wet arm stuck out, still holding the clothes and pants he had changed into.

Li Fangzun handed over the bucket, Ye Xiu let go of his hand, dropped his clothes directly into the bucket, and then closed the door.

The 60-centimeter-high bucket was filled with the dirty clothes that Li Fangzun and Ye Xiu had changed today, and was poured directly into the washing machine. Li Fangzun selected multiple programs such as washing, rinsing, and dehydration, and then pressed the start button, and the washing machine began to sound water flow. The sound of rolling.

Just as he was about to enter the dormitory, Li Fangzun saw a blue washbasin on the sink, with seven or eight socks piled in the water. The water turned dark and gave off a smell.

The veins on Li Fangzun's forehead twitched slightly. He was a bit mysophobic. He didn't want to face this pot of things every day. He strode into the dormitory and knocked on the iron guardrail beside the bed, making a crisp sound.

"Ada, those socks of yours have been soaked for several days, it's time to wash them!"

But the person on the bed didn't respond. He was staring at the screen attentively, and his fingers were tapping on the keyboard quickly, making a crisp sound.

Li Fangzun noticed that Ada had headphones on his ears and reached out to pat him. Only then did he react and take off his headphones to look over.

"Ada, those socks of yours smell rancid. Wash them quickly."

Ada nodded and said "Oh", then turned around and continued to stare at the screen, and said perfunctorily: "Wait a minute, this process is still a little rough, I'll go wash it after it's done."

When Li Fangzun heard this, he rolled his eyes angrily.

Although they only got along for a few days, Li Fangzun also had a certain understanding of the other three people in the dormitory. Just like ordinary college students, they were arranged according to age.

He and Ye Xiu just now are both 18 years old, and the latter is 3 months younger than him, so he ranks second and Ye Xiu ranks third.Ada, who looks like a technical geek, whose full name is Wu Zida, is one year older than them and is the boss of this dormitory.He is really a technical nerd. Once he gets involved, he has no sense of time at all. The "wait" Wu Zida said depends on the completion of his program writing. It may really be a while later, or it may be tomorrow or a few days later.

Li Fangzun felt that the latter was more likely, because the basin of socks had been placed there since the first day he was reborn.

As for the fourth child... Li Fangzun moved his eyes to the bed in front, and heard steady breathing.The fourth child, named Liang Juncheng, has good work and rest habits and goes to bed on time before 12 o'clock.

Li Fangzun obtained relevant memories through some people or things. When he saw Liang Juncheng for the first time, an interesting thing came to mind.Because of his delicate baby face, Liang Juncheng was mistaken for a girl by face-blind foreigners... Well... Liang Juncheng was mistaken for a girl by foreigners several times and confessed his love.

The facial features of Asians are relatively soft and flat, which makes it difficult for Westerners who are used to seeing "3D three-dimensional images" to see "2D plane images".

Yes, there are many foreigners in the school Li Fangzun attends. To be precise, there are only a few people with black hair, black eyes and yellow skin like him, because he was not only reborn into a complete stranger, but also traveled to a place where he had never set foot. on American soil.

Li Fangzun originally wanted to imitate the protagonists in the novel, be a porter of knowledge (Wen Chao Gong), and make a little fortune (becoming the richest man in the world), but as a result... this world is not the earth he once lived in. There are more people here that he is familiar with and Strange creatures - elves!