The elf master starts from the big stomach king

At 11:44 p.m., only a few lights were on in the USC men’s dormitory building.

Li Fangzun and the little Kirby walked out of the bathroom with white towels on their heads and steaming from body to body.

Taking a hot bath after exercise is just one word: refreshing!

The little Kirby's hair was dense and it would take at least three or four hours to dry naturally. Li Fangzun let him wait on the balcony because Wu Zida and Liang Juncheng had already gone to bed and he didn't want the sound of the hair dryer to disturb them.

The hair dryer made a "whining" sound. Li Fangzun tested the temperature with his hand, and then helped the little Kirby blow it up. He stroked its hair and said gently: "Are you feeling comfortable?"

"Just now..." Little Kirby nodded happily.

Li Fangzun suddenly felt like blowing his daughter...no, son's hair. This feeling was amazing, and he immediately concentrated on it.

About 20 minutes later, the balcony door opened...

The dry little Kirby quietly walked to his sleeping basket. He had been tired for a long day. He opened his mouth wide, yawned, and fell asleep after a while.

After Li Fangzun put down the hairdryer, he found that Ye Xiu was still awake and sitting in front of the computer not knowing what to do.So I walked over and saw that he was wearing headphones, and the game playing on the computer was Elf Battle.

Charizard used the [Flame Jet] attack. The violent flames completely enveloped the opponent's big steel snake and defeated it directly. Then Charizard flew back to the trainer.

Then the camera moved to the trainer. He had a resolute face and neatly combed half-length hair. He was the uncle style that many little girls liked very much.

Li Fangzun's expression suddenly changed, and a memory appeared in his mind, about this man.

His name is Qin Huang, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of China, specializing in fire-attributed elves, and his trump card is the fire-breathing dragon just now.

Of course, Li Fangzun has nothing to do with him... To be precise, he has a little relationship, because Qin Huang is "his" idol, because he has the dream of becoming a professional trainer, he admires him very much, and he very much hopes that his initial elf will be Charmander. I don’t know what happened during this period, from Charmander to Kirby.

In addition, Ye Xiu also admires Qin Huang very much, so "Li Fangzun" has the best relationship with him.

After accepting the memory, Li Fangzun knew that this was a video from 8 years ago. Qin Huang challenged the King of Steel, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of China, and replaced him.

This battle was commented by netizens as one of the top three among Qin Huang's most exciting battles.

Especially admirers like Ye Xiu, who would read it from time to time, and "Li Fangzun" would often watch it with him.

However, the video had come to an end. Ye Xiu took off his headphones and found Li Fangzun standing behind him, his eyes shining, as if he had met a like-minded person.

"Shh~" Upon seeing this, Li Fangzun immediately raised his index finger to his mouth, then pointed to Wu Zida and Liang Juncheng's beds, signaling not to disturb them.

Ye Xiu felt as if he had stolen the watermelon from the landlord's house. He suppressed his excitement and said in a low voice to Li Fangzun: "It's so wonderful, it's so wonderful! The Fire Dragon King is really strong. I don't know when I can become as good as him." He's just as strong."

"You can do it. You will surpass him one day." Li Fangzun gently patted Ye Xiu's shoulder to encourage him.

Ye Xiu grinned and lightly punched Li Fangzun's chest, "You can do it too. Then we two brothers will dominate the alliance together!"

"Then will I be the boss then? Or will you be the boss?" Li Fangzun shook his head and joked.

It was originally just a joke, but now Ye Xiu lowered his head and thought seriously. After a while, he raised his head and said, "Whoever is stronger is the boss."

Li Fangzun was stunned. Seeing the seriousness written on Ye Xiu's face, he immediately smiled, nodded and said, "Okay."

Then Li Fangzun told Ye Xiu about the Silokia Cup and the conversation with Hao Shuai.

I asked him if he wanted to join us.

"I think Hao...is he really called that?" Ye Xiu suddenly tilted his head.

Li Fangzun nodded.

"Is he really fat?!" Ye Xiu then asked.

Li Fangzun nodded again.

"Then he is too sorry for his parents' expectations." Ye Xiu sighed with emotion.

Hao Shuai, who was already asleep, suddenly reached out of his bed and made an international gesture.

Then Ye Xiu continued: "The prize is so generous, and it's a mini dragon! I have no reason not to participate."

"You are quite confident." Li Fangzun shook his head.

Ye Xiu said nonchalantly: "Give it a try and your bicycle will turn into a motorcycle."

"How about it? Do you want to work part-time at the club with me?" Li Fangzun suggested.

Ye Xiu thought for a while, shook his head and said, "No, you also know the situation in our class."

When Li Fangzun heard this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly.Chavez, the head teacher of Combat Class 4 where Ye Xiu is from, likes to take his students to the natural ecological park for classes, and he goes there all day long, so the academic performance of Combat Class 4 is the worst in the combat department.

"That's it. We have classes tomorrow, so go to bed early." Li Fangzun patted Ye Xiu's shoulder to comfort him.

"Well, good night." Ye Xiu nodded in response, then stood up and turned off the light.

The next day, after five laps of jogging, Tom, the old classmate, suddenly said that he wanted to take a quiz in class, and some of the scumbags in the class exclaimed.

Li Fangzun thought that he was quite confident in his knowledge of elves, so he reached out and took the test paper handed over by Tom.

Question [-]: Is Bulbasaur a plant or an animal?

Li Fangzun had a black question mark on his face, and then the corners of his mouth curled up, "Don't be afraid, I have a picture book system."

Introduction: Bulbasaur has a physical seed on its back when it is born, and it will sprout and grow with it.Relying on the rich nutrients in the seeds, Bulbasaur seeds can go several days without eating.Experts are still unsure whether it is plant or animal.

Li Fangzun looked at the second question with a dark face. What was the purpose of Pikachu rubbing his cheeks?

Be cute...

Li Fangzun wrote down the answer silently. He no longer had the ambition he had before. Then he looked at the third question, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Which of the following skills is unlikely to be mastered by a giant needle bee?

[Sunbeam] (formerly translated as: Sunlight Flame), [Splitting Tile], [Destruction Light], [Energy Ball].

Without hesitation, Li Fangzun was confident that he did not need to check the illustrated system and wrote [Split Tile].

The fourth question made Li Fangzun autistic.

Judge the elves by pictures, but the so-called pictures are simple mosquito-repellent incense-like lines.

Li Fangzun looked up at Tom with an expression that made him want to cry. Are you a devil?What kind of questions are there!

Li Fangzun immediately checked the system, and the target fell on the evolutionary chain of mosquito-repellent tadpoles, mosquito-repellent tadpoles (formerly translated as mosquito-repellent frogs), and mosquito-repellent swimmers (formerly translated as: fast-swimming frogs). They all have this pattern on their bellies.However, the direction of the mosquito-repellent tadpoles is opposite to that of the mosquito-repellent tadpoles and the mosquito-repellent swimmers, but the picture on the test paper is not the mosquito-repellent tadpoles.

So... is he a mosquito-repellent incense man or a mosquito-repellent incense swimmer?

Li Fangzun struggled for a long time before writing down the English name of Mosquito Repellent Repellent: poliwhirl.

But when he knew the answer was Baobao Ding, Li Fangzun almost spit out his blood.

Question [-]...Question [-]...Question [-]...

After the quiz, Li Fangzun became very Buddhist.