The elf master starts from the big stomach king
Chapter 52: Lure the dog out of the alley
"You're right to trust me."
Seeing Li Fangzun's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, Hao Shuai was completely speechless, but he knew that if he slapped him in the face at this time, he would definitely not get any good results, so he nodded solemnly, with a solemn face, and said seriously: "Brother Zun, I I believe you."
At this time, the radio sounded: "Mr. John, Mr. Dennis, your elves have recovered. Please go to window 3 of the treatment area to collect them..."
It was a bit anticlimactic to bring pillows just when he was about to doze off. Li Fangzun felt that he was losing face, so he quickly stood up and said, "Call us."
Hao Shuai felt funny when he saw this. Sometimes this brother was calm and calm, and sometimes he was as childish as a child. He didn't know which one was the real him.
After drinking the last bit of orange juice, Hao Shuai put down the cup, stood up and quickly followed.
After getting the elf, the two went to the combat area on the third floor.
"Let the water leaping fish out and let it watch from the side, you can cultivate its interest and awareness in fighting." Li Fangzun stood on the fighting seat, suddenly thought of something, and then shouted to Hao Shuai.
"Is it useful?" Hao Shuai asked hesitantly.
"Believe me."
Well, this sentence again.
When Hao Shuai heard this, he complained speechlessly in his heart, but he still released the Shuiyue Fish honestly and told it not to leave his side.
In Uncle Long's movie Baby Project, Li Fangzun was deeply impressed by the line "Eighty is determined by the age of three" from the supermarket cashier's grandmother. It roughly means that what you feed a child and teach him will affect him for the rest of his life.From a side perspective, people actually already have self-awareness in their early childhood, and elves grow faster than humans. Even though the water leaping fish is only the size of a small puppy, its wisdom is no less than that of a four- or five-year-old human child.
As white lights flashed one after another, a new round of battle began.
.......
At 7:15 in the evening, with the cool breeze blowing, Li Fangzun and Hao Shuai were dining on the rooftop of the Super God Battle Club.
Because the club does not provide employee meals, Li Fangzun did not know that the club also provided food.The format is similar to a buffet, but the food is basically additive-free vegetable and fruit salad, boiled chicken breast, beef, etc.
Li Fangzun deeply understands the meaning expressed by the idiom "food is tasteless".
Later, Li Fangzun rejected Hao Shuai's invitation to send him back to school.
After the two separated, Li Fangzun took car No. 17053 and headed to West Hollywood.
Yes, Li Fangzun couldn't forget the puppy elf he met last night, and wanted to try his luck, hoping to see it again.
As the night progressed, Li Fangzun looked at the little Kirby feasting around him. His left hand and right hand were moving in slow motion, and his right hand and left hand were replaying in slow motion. Each Big Mac was eaten in three or two bites, and his heart was bleeding.
The buffet at the Super God Battle Club is extremely expensive, costing 30 US dollars per person, which is more than 210 for an R, and more than 420 with the little Kirby.
Li Fangzun thought that the little Kirby would be able to get its money back, but he didn’t expect that as a big eater, it would become a picky eater. This is not in line with the setting at all! ?
There was no way, after all, no salt, butter or anything was added, and the chicken breast and beef had a unique smell. Li Fangzun had no appetite after smelling it, not to mention the little Kirby who had relatively developed taste buds and sense of smell.
The money spent on the buffet, plus the ones ordered at the Golden Arch Gate, Li Fangzun felt that all his work today was in vain.After careful calculation, he actually paid more than 50 US dollars. Li Fangzun sighed in his heart: "It's really hard to raise a big eater!"
Seeing the little Kirby eating so happily, Li Fangzun suddenly felt a little hungry, so he reached out to get a burger.
"Swift!"
The little Kirby turned its head suddenly, with sharp eyes and a terrifying momentum.Looking up the arm, he saw his master, and the little Kirby suddenly changed into his usual naive self.
The astonishing sense of oppression disappeared without a trace like a retreating tide. Li Fangzun couldn't help but swallow his saliva. At that moment, he felt like he was being stared at by a hungry brown bear. It shouldn't be too scary.
Li Fangzun felt the urge to urinate straight to his forehead, and quickly stood up. When he saw the little Kirby looking over, he said to it: "Stay here, don't leave, I'll be back soon."
"Just~just~" the little Kirby swallowed the burger in his mouth and cried out happily like a child.
In the bathroom, the water from the faucet was pouring out. Li Fangzun looked at himself in the mirror above, a wry smile appeared on his handsome face, and he was almost scared to the point of peeing.
After a while, Li Fangzun turned off the faucet, pushed the door open and went out.
Time continued to pass like an open water dragon, and there were only three or two kittens left in the golden arch. Li Fangzun looked at the time, then stood up and ordered 10 Big Macs.
"Just now..." the little Kirby shouted happily.
Li Fangzun took the cowhide bag, said "thank you" like the clerk, lowered his head and said to the little Kirby: "No, this is not for you."
"Just~"
The little Kirby's expression instantly became disappointed.
Li Fangzun was helpless. Although he knew that it was not good to be too pampered, the little Kirby couldn't help but feel soft every time he pretended to be like this. Moreover, it was usually quite obedient, and it didn't hurt to be greedy.
Li Fangzun raised his index finger and said solemnly: "One, just one, do you understand?"
The little Kirby knew that this was the master's last concession, and then nodded and called out.
However, Li Fangzun was worried that the little Kirby would want to eat again after eating it, so he did not give it to it immediately.
West Hollywood Boulevard, the same dark street, Li Fangzun couldn't remember where he saw the puppy elf.But he thought of a good way. Li Fangzun opened the wrapping paper of the hamburger, and suddenly the air was filled with an alluring fragrance. Li Fangzun wanted to use this to lure the puppies and elves out.
Um!Lure the snake out of its hole... No, this should be called luring the dog out of the alley.
However, before the puppy elf is lured out, it has awakened the appetite of a big eater.
"Goo~~"
In the quiet street, the sound of the little Kirby's belly was extremely loud. Seeing the speechless expression of its owner, the little Kirby yelled with a silly smile on its face.
"Is your stomach really a bottomless pit? No matter how much you eat, you are never full!?"
Having said that, Li Fangzun still couldn't bear the fact that the little Kirby was hungry, and immediately handed it a burger with the wrapper still unopened.
"Just now! Just now!"
The excited cries of the little Kirby echoed in the streets.
Continuing to walk along the path he walked last night, the unpacked burger was completely cold and had only a faint smell. Li Fangzun opened the burger underneath and then opened the wrapping paper.
The puppy elf has never appeared, but other elves have seen a lot, but they were all driven away by the little Kirby beast.
"Well done, little Kirby." Li Fangzun praised.
"Just now~" The little Kirby looked straight at the cowhide bag held in Li Fangzun's hand. It exuded an alluring fragrance and drooled unconsciously.
However, Li Fangzun pretended not to see it. He still needed these burgers to lure the puppy elf out, and then gently patted the little Kirby on the head and continued to move forward.
Seeing Li Fangzun's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, Hao Shuai was completely speechless, but he knew that if he slapped him in the face at this time, he would definitely not get any good results, so he nodded solemnly, with a solemn face, and said seriously: "Brother Zun, I I believe you."
At this time, the radio sounded: "Mr. John, Mr. Dennis, your elves have recovered. Please go to window 3 of the treatment area to collect them..."
It was a bit anticlimactic to bring pillows just when he was about to doze off. Li Fangzun felt that he was losing face, so he quickly stood up and said, "Call us."
Hao Shuai felt funny when he saw this. Sometimes this brother was calm and calm, and sometimes he was as childish as a child. He didn't know which one was the real him.
After drinking the last bit of orange juice, Hao Shuai put down the cup, stood up and quickly followed.
After getting the elf, the two went to the combat area on the third floor.
"Let the water leaping fish out and let it watch from the side, you can cultivate its interest and awareness in fighting." Li Fangzun stood on the fighting seat, suddenly thought of something, and then shouted to Hao Shuai.
"Is it useful?" Hao Shuai asked hesitantly.
"Believe me."
Well, this sentence again.
When Hao Shuai heard this, he complained speechlessly in his heart, but he still released the Shuiyue Fish honestly and told it not to leave his side.
In Uncle Long's movie Baby Project, Li Fangzun was deeply impressed by the line "Eighty is determined by the age of three" from the supermarket cashier's grandmother. It roughly means that what you feed a child and teach him will affect him for the rest of his life.From a side perspective, people actually already have self-awareness in their early childhood, and elves grow faster than humans. Even though the water leaping fish is only the size of a small puppy, its wisdom is no less than that of a four- or five-year-old human child.
As white lights flashed one after another, a new round of battle began.
.......
At 7:15 in the evening, with the cool breeze blowing, Li Fangzun and Hao Shuai were dining on the rooftop of the Super God Battle Club.
Because the club does not provide employee meals, Li Fangzun did not know that the club also provided food.The format is similar to a buffet, but the food is basically additive-free vegetable and fruit salad, boiled chicken breast, beef, etc.
Li Fangzun deeply understands the meaning expressed by the idiom "food is tasteless".
Later, Li Fangzun rejected Hao Shuai's invitation to send him back to school.
After the two separated, Li Fangzun took car No. 17053 and headed to West Hollywood.
Yes, Li Fangzun couldn't forget the puppy elf he met last night, and wanted to try his luck, hoping to see it again.
As the night progressed, Li Fangzun looked at the little Kirby feasting around him. His left hand and right hand were moving in slow motion, and his right hand and left hand were replaying in slow motion. Each Big Mac was eaten in three or two bites, and his heart was bleeding.
The buffet at the Super God Battle Club is extremely expensive, costing 30 US dollars per person, which is more than 210 for an R, and more than 420 with the little Kirby.
Li Fangzun thought that the little Kirby would be able to get its money back, but he didn’t expect that as a big eater, it would become a picky eater. This is not in line with the setting at all! ?
There was no way, after all, no salt, butter or anything was added, and the chicken breast and beef had a unique smell. Li Fangzun had no appetite after smelling it, not to mention the little Kirby who had relatively developed taste buds and sense of smell.
The money spent on the buffet, plus the ones ordered at the Golden Arch Gate, Li Fangzun felt that all his work today was in vain.After careful calculation, he actually paid more than 50 US dollars. Li Fangzun sighed in his heart: "It's really hard to raise a big eater!"
Seeing the little Kirby eating so happily, Li Fangzun suddenly felt a little hungry, so he reached out to get a burger.
"Swift!"
The little Kirby turned its head suddenly, with sharp eyes and a terrifying momentum.Looking up the arm, he saw his master, and the little Kirby suddenly changed into his usual naive self.
The astonishing sense of oppression disappeared without a trace like a retreating tide. Li Fangzun couldn't help but swallow his saliva. At that moment, he felt like he was being stared at by a hungry brown bear. It shouldn't be too scary.
Li Fangzun felt the urge to urinate straight to his forehead, and quickly stood up. When he saw the little Kirby looking over, he said to it: "Stay here, don't leave, I'll be back soon."
"Just~just~" the little Kirby swallowed the burger in his mouth and cried out happily like a child.
In the bathroom, the water from the faucet was pouring out. Li Fangzun looked at himself in the mirror above, a wry smile appeared on his handsome face, and he was almost scared to the point of peeing.
After a while, Li Fangzun turned off the faucet, pushed the door open and went out.
Time continued to pass like an open water dragon, and there were only three or two kittens left in the golden arch. Li Fangzun looked at the time, then stood up and ordered 10 Big Macs.
"Just now..." the little Kirby shouted happily.
Li Fangzun took the cowhide bag, said "thank you" like the clerk, lowered his head and said to the little Kirby: "No, this is not for you."
"Just~"
The little Kirby's expression instantly became disappointed.
Li Fangzun was helpless. Although he knew that it was not good to be too pampered, the little Kirby couldn't help but feel soft every time he pretended to be like this. Moreover, it was usually quite obedient, and it didn't hurt to be greedy.
Li Fangzun raised his index finger and said solemnly: "One, just one, do you understand?"
The little Kirby knew that this was the master's last concession, and then nodded and called out.
However, Li Fangzun was worried that the little Kirby would want to eat again after eating it, so he did not give it to it immediately.
West Hollywood Boulevard, the same dark street, Li Fangzun couldn't remember where he saw the puppy elf.But he thought of a good way. Li Fangzun opened the wrapping paper of the hamburger, and suddenly the air was filled with an alluring fragrance. Li Fangzun wanted to use this to lure the puppies and elves out.
Um!Lure the snake out of its hole... No, this should be called luring the dog out of the alley.
However, before the puppy elf is lured out, it has awakened the appetite of a big eater.
"Goo~~"
In the quiet street, the sound of the little Kirby's belly was extremely loud. Seeing the speechless expression of its owner, the little Kirby yelled with a silly smile on its face.
"Is your stomach really a bottomless pit? No matter how much you eat, you are never full!?"
Having said that, Li Fangzun still couldn't bear the fact that the little Kirby was hungry, and immediately handed it a burger with the wrapper still unopened.
"Just now! Just now!"
The excited cries of the little Kirby echoed in the streets.
Continuing to walk along the path he walked last night, the unpacked burger was completely cold and had only a faint smell. Li Fangzun opened the burger underneath and then opened the wrapping paper.
The puppy elf has never appeared, but other elves have seen a lot, but they were all driven away by the little Kirby beast.
"Well done, little Kirby." Li Fangzun praised.
"Just now~" The little Kirby looked straight at the cowhide bag held in Li Fangzun's hand. It exuded an alluring fragrance and drooled unconsciously.
However, Li Fangzun pretended not to see it. He still needed these burgers to lure the puppy elf out, and then gently patted the little Kirby on the head and continued to move forward.
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