The elf master starts from the big stomach king

Scarlett Johansson showed her interest in acting when she was 3 years old. She made her debut in the New York stage play "Sopiestry" when she was 8 years old. She was electrocuted for the first time when she was 10 years old, playing a small role in "The Hustler's Bodyguard". At the age of 12, she became the heroine for the first time and was nominated for the Independent Spirit Award for Best Actress at that time.

It only took Scarlett 2 years to go from a dispensable supporting role to a vital starring role. On the one hand, it was luck, and on the other hand, Scarlett's own acting talent was extremely strong.

After that, she starred in a movie almost every two years. "The Horse Whisperer" made Hollywood realize this little girl with great acting talent. "Lost in Translation" and "Girl with a Pearl Earring" made Scarlett Li established herself in Hollywood.

Perhaps because the road ahead was too smooth, or because she didn’t want to plunge into the world of artistic films, almost all the commercial films Scarlett starred in were rejected.

Recently, Scarlett starred in the movie "Midnight in Barcelona" by one of the most famous directors in Hollywood, Woody Allen, which was released. Unfortunately, it was well received but not a box office hit, and it was a flop again.

Scarlett's mood can be imagined, and only a drink of wine can relieve her worries.

But there is an old Chinese proverb: Drinking wine to relieve sorrow will make it worse.

Not only did Scarlett not forget the troubles in her heart, but she got drunk and gave herself a chance to hunt for beautiful men in the bar.

Drowsily, Scarlett felt a pulling force, and a heartbreaking pain came from her plump buttocks. Scarlett immediately woke up, and then realized that she was being held in someone's arms, but When she looked up, she saw a man she didn't recognize. She was so frightened that she screamed: "Get off! Asshole!"

Many people think that Americans are more open-minded about sex, and that one-night stands are commonplace, so they think the widow's reaction is a bit exaggerated.

But in fact this is not the case. Li Fangzun now has more or less say in this land.Instead of using 'open' to describe them, Li Fangzun believes that 'extroverted' is more appropriate.

Americans, when it comes to people they like, they will take the initiative to strike up a conversation and express their feelings. They may kiss them to confirm their love, but they will never rush to have sex with them as soon as they fall in love with them.

Moreover, Americans think kissing is a good way to express their emotions, so they often kiss in movies.Those who say that foreigners are open to foreigners have never lived in their country at all, or they regard the plots of Hollywood blockbusters as the daily lives of foreigners and follow what others say, which ultimately becomes the Chinese people's impression of foreigners.

If we really want to say it, the domestic situation is not necessarily much better than that in the United States. There are no fewer people involved in pornography, cheating, one-night stands, etc.!

The emergence of elves is the biggest variable, but history is always surprisingly similar.

Li Fangzun was once very obsessed with his widowed sister in his previous life. Knowing this time, she should be engaged to her first husband Ryan Reynolds (who plays Deadpool) and will hold a wedding next month.

The former goddess was getting married, and Li Fangzun felt a little disappointed, but more importantly, he felt shameless.After all, an engaged woman gets drunk alone in a bar. Although that may not necessarily happen, such behavior is unacceptable in Chinese people's minds.

So Li Fangzun didn't help, he folded his arms and stood by as if he was watching a good show.

Scarlett yelled "let me go" as she struggled to get up, but she was as drunk as a drunk cat and couldn't use her strength at all.

If he had witnessed it with his own eyes, Li Fangzun would never have thought that Scarlett was about to get up. It looked more like she was about to knock the man down.

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bsp;It is said that drunk people's senses are magnified several times under the stimulation of alcohol, so they become more sensitive.

The drunkard felt like there were 300 ducks screaming in his ears, which made him feel irritated. He raised his right hand and slapped them.

"Snapped!"

The crisp voice sounded very loud in the silent street, and the three of them were immediately stunned.

Li Fangzun didn't expect that the drunkard would suddenly hit someone, Scarlett didn't expect that she would be beaten, and the drunkard didn't understand what was going on at all.

After a while, Scarlett let out a scream that was enough to shatter the glass window, then raised her arm and slapped the drunk man on the face.

The drunk man felt a burning tingling sensation on the left side of his face. As a man, being slapped in the face was a very humiliating thing.

angry!furious!

The violent factor in his heart was suddenly aroused. The drunkard grabbed Scarlett with one hand, raised it with the other and pulled her away.

As a good Chinese man, Li Fangzun naturally couldn't see a woman being beaten in front of him. The first time was because he didn't react. This time, he couldn't let Scarlett be beaten. He shouted: "Stop!"

Of course, Li Fangzun's movements were faster than his words. He took three steps and two steps at a time, and his right hand was like a whip and struck the drunkard's right face directly.

Because Li Fangzun had some negative and violent emotions in his heart after seeing the miserable situation of the gangsters before, he used all his strength to whip the drunkard to the ground.

"are you OK?"

Scarlett looked stunned, as if she had been frightened. Then she heard a gentle voice and subconsciously looked up. Under the illumination of the red and green lights, the interlacing light and shadow formed on Li Fangzun's face gave people a beautiful feeling. The feeling of painting.

"Thanks... ugh~~"

Scarlett opened her mouth to say thank you, but a feeling of nausea emerged from her heart, and some yellow-green objects suddenly spit out from her mouth.

The deliberately fake expression on Li Fangzun's face froze, which was completely different from what he imagined.

Li Fangzun felt the pants clinging to his feet, a feeling of wetness came, and he jumped away like a frightened cat.

Looking down, Li Fangzun found that his pants and shoes were stained with yellow and green substances. He felt nauseated and immediately raised his head without looking at it and took a few deep breaths.But a pungent and unpleasant smell in the air penetrated his nose, and Li Fangzun could no longer suppress his nausea and started retching.

If someone gets car sick and vomits, the people in the car will also feel like vomiting.

It turns out that vomiting is really contagious.

Hearing Li Fangzun's retching sound, Scarlett seemed to want to compare with him and started vomiting.

Affected by the two of them, the drunkard who was slapped by Li Fangzun also responded to the call, his stomach churned for a while, and then he opened his mouth and opened his valve.

That's a surge!That’s called a spirit!

Li Fangzun just retched and couldn't vomit anything, so he covered his mouth and nose, closed his eyes and let himself calm down slowly.

After a moment, Li Fangzun slowly opened his eyes. The filth on the ground pierced into his eyes like a sharp sword. Suddenly, his stomach was churning again, and he quickly moved his gaze upwards.

Looking at the haggard widowed sister, Li Fangzun couldn't help but shook his head. It was as disgusting as the goddess vomiting!