Elf Plane Chat Group

"Woc, this time the new member is a cute girl, I love it."

Sure enough, the topic that Xiaogang is most concerned about is the gender of the new members.

Although Xiaogang likes the royal sister type, Xiaoyou is a transvestite, and her physical characteristics are still that of a boy, with slender thighs, angelic face, and every smile can arouse the affection of boys.

Except for the vast plain ahead, Xiaoyou is so perfect.

As expected of a cute boy, the transvestite Sai Gao

Zhou Fangyou, who wrote the novel Elf World View, twitched the corner of his mouth, pressed the keyboard, and said helplessly: "Xiao Gang, what's wrong with you? I already told you that I'm a boy, so don't talk nonsense."

Xiaogang: "I don't listen. I don't listen. How can such a cute new member be a boy?"

Latias: "嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤"

"The new members really like to joke. How can a girl who is obviously a cute girl say that she is a boy?" Xiao Mao smiled.

"Yes, Miss Xiaoyou, you must have the courage to face reality. You must be a cute girl, not a big pig." Mei Yi also agreed.

Xiaoyou covered her face helplessly, with resentment on her face. One by one, these people

It's all my fault, my bastard dad, for having to grow his hair long, tie it into a ponytail, and buy girls' clothes.

This was not the first time Xiaoyou had been misunderstood about his gender, and he was too lazy to refute it.

At this time, Tiehanhan Xiaozhi said, "New member, are you also a trainer? Do you want to have a battle with my Pikachu?"

Xiaoyou was a little surprised. She didn't expect Xiaozhi to appear here, and replied: "Xiaozhi, I'm a little surprised that you are here too, but didn't we just play against each other a few days ago?"

"what"

Xiaozhi scratched his head in confusion, "New member, I remember it was the first time we met. How come I don't know when we fought against each other."

Ok

This time it was Xiaoyou's turn to be confused. We just met a few days ago, how could we forget?

There are also Xiaogang and Xiaomao, they are very strange, they both know their gender clearly, but they still pretend not to know.

Xiaoyou began to fall into deep thought, and then looked at the group name again

Elf plane chat group, elf plane chat group

The elves probably refer to the curiosity-seeking elves that I saw.

Plane Xiaoyou remembers this meaning, different parallel universes, it seems that each plane is actually an independent universe with its own natural laws.

As for the chat group

Xiaoyou also read a lot of novels about chat groups in his own world in his previous life. Could it be that this is

Xiaoyou had an idea in his mind, and Bai Hang finally bubbled up. After saying "Welcome newcomers", he quickly switched to private chat mode with Xiaoyou.

Bai Hang: "Brother Xiaoyou, are you here? Can I ask you a few questions?"

Xiaoyou was so surprised when she saw this news that someone finally said she was a boy.

Xiaoyou remembered that this guy seemed to be the leader of this elf plane chat group.

Since he is the group leader, he must know a lot of things. I happen to be full of doubts, so I can ask him what the situation is.

Zhou Fangyou: "Old Tie, I'm here, what's going on."

Bai Hang thought about it for a while, and in order to help Xiaoyou integrate into and understand this chat group better, Bai Hang decided to use his own and Xiaoyou's unique concepts.

Bai Hang's expression was very serious. He pressed the keyboard with his hands and typed quickly.

"The magic of love goes round and round"

Seeing a message from Bai Hang, Zhou Fangyou was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment, and typed

"I think of you and my heart is filled with joy, night and day."

"But I'm afraid that love is only for a moment."

"You'll be gone in the blink of an eye"

Bai Hang smiled, then typed again

"Brother Xiaoyou, are you dating online? I'm Loli Yin."

"Brother, would you like some tea? I am Tieguanyin."

Interesting and interesting.

Zhou Fangyou looked at Bai Hang's profile picture with interest, looking forward to his next speech.

Bai Hang lived up to Zhou Fangyou's expectations and continued to ask the next question.

"Brother Xiaoyou, what are the characteristics of Xiaozhi's Pikachu?"

"The level-shuffling phenomenon is serious. The top-level animation veterans are losing to the newbie trainers."

"Then what is the difference between the mythical beast and the previous mythical beast?"

"One can fly, the other can't."

Bai Hang and Xiaoyou seemed to be in a state of in-depth communication. The two were like a pair of good friends reunited after a long separation. They talked about everything, and they knew what the other party was saying even in basically casual conversations.

At the end, Zhou Fangyou said: "Fellow fellow"

"That's right."

Before Xiaoyou traveled to the elf world, he was also an out-and-out earthling. He knew many jokes, and he already knew a little bit about the strange plots in the novel. He understood Bai Hang's golden story without Bai Hang's explanation. Finger.

As for Xiaomao and the others, she already understood that they were just in a different parallel time and space.

This was very easy for her to understand as she had read novels in her previous life.

"Ah, ah, fellow, I'm crying. Did I travel in the wrong way? Or is there something wrong with my system? All the elves I see are the hunting versions."

"Brother You, don't cry. Just stand up and continue crying."

When Bai Hang first saw that she was wearing the wrong clothes, he felt very sorry for our sister Xiaoyou. The elves he saw were all novelty-hunting elves, and the original elves would lick her from time to time.

There is also the apparently cute little loli Larulas. What she saw is also thrilling. The tentacles on her head are like daggers that can directly penetrate into the skin of other elves.

Xiaoyou burst into tears as she recounted her miserable thoughts and feelings, which made Bai Hang feel that his chat group was so easy to use.

At least the vine snake I saw is still very watery.

"Brother You, brother You, where have you been traveling now?"

"I just finished my trip to the Hoenn region and won the championship. Now I am ready to challenge the open area like Xiaozhi."

Bai Hang nodded thoughtfully, and then said: "Brother You, I have conquered a Rotom and recently mastered the ghost-type skills. I want you to give me some guidance. Can you think of it?"

"It should be no problem if you let me train you, but how can I train you?"

Xiaoyou had never seen Rotom before, and she kept imagining the strange scenes of Rotom in her mind.

It shouldn't be too ugly, right?

Forget it, it’s not as ugly as the Johto area.

Ball of String: A disgusting six-legged spider elf with a horn.

Blue: A Shar-Pei with fangs and fur all over his body.

It's all a phenomenon of curiosity, and Xiaoyou is already desperate for his own world.

After turning on the pvp battle mode, Bai Hang invited Zhou Fangyou to come inside to guide Rotom.

Before coming to the pvp, he thought that Sister Xiaoyou hadn’t eaten the snacks here for a long time, so Bai Hang prepared a few packs of Weilong spicy strips for dear Sister Xiaoyou.

ps: Zhou Fangyou, the elf from Green Black Tea’s The Wrong Way of Time Travel, can be regarded as the originator of the p theory world. Many authors were inspired by Xiaoyou.

A transvestite can be either male or female, capable of being attacked or received.

The influence of Green and Black Tea University in the past was equivalent to that of Quanda University now, but it is a pity that it entered the palace.