The Great Cultivator Comes to Konoha

A place that cannot be told,

A man with two horns on his head was sitting cross-legged on a pool of water. He was wearing a white robe that reached to the soles of his feet. The collar of the white robe and the unsatisfactory magatama on the back were full of magatama. There were six floating behind him. It is a black ball, and in front of him is a black Zen staff with two heads.

Suddenly he opened his closed eyes, frowned, looked up in one direction, and murmured to himself:

"Why did Ashura's chakra suddenly dim?"

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Konoha October [-]th,

After a long night, Konoha finally ushered in the next day. The sleeping Kurama felt a ray of sunlight hit his young and cute smiling face from the window. The sleepiness and fatigue gradually disappeared under the warmth of the sun. Kurama He began to slowly open his eyes.

But at this moment, a figure suddenly jumped on him, and then used her little hand to flick the Nine Lamas on the head. The force used almost knocked the Nine Lamas unconscious to death as he was about to wake up.

Then the originally peaceful morning turned into chaos. After a while, two little carrots transformed by Jiuwei walked out of their bedroom. Jiu Suer hummed a tune happily, while Jiu Lama was still covering his forehead with his hands and mouthing Occasionally he made a grunting sound of pain.

"Stupid Ou Doudou, it's time to get up." Jiu Su'er turned her head and showed a particularly cute and irritating smile.

Jiu Lama was speechless for a moment, still rubbing his still painful forehead. Looking at Jiu Su'er's charming smile, he began to know what Master Cheap said about the vixen.

At this moment, a scent of fragrance wafted into their sense of smell, and then they couldn't help but come to the kitchen and saw an eleven or twelve-year-old boy busy inside.

"Master" Jiu Su'er's sweet voice sounded, and then she ran over happily.

"You two are awake." Yan Hao smiled against his will when he saw his two little boys, and then walked out of the kitchen with the freshly made breakfast.

"Breakfast has just been prepared. Su'er took Xiaojiu to wash her hands and then wait for me at the dining table." Yan Hao ordered, placing two plates on the table.

"Oh" Jiu Su'er returned obediently, and then pulled the confused Jiulama away, chanting: "Foolish brother, leave quickly."

Seeing the little Loli pulling the little boy away, Yan Hao smiled, then went back to the kitchen to get the last plate, then sat down and waited for his little boy to return.

He yawned. This night that could be described in a hundred thousand words was finally over. The Immortal Emperor felt that this was the longest first night in his life experience. Too many strange things happened. .

Especially the toad intruder last night. I originally ordered my two soul incarnations to beat him up and let him go. But if I hadn't fallen asleep last night and curiously entered my soul again to take a look, otherwise that toad might have been killed. Those two top guys went crazy, and then returned to their original bodies to make a plan to destroy the world.

Fortunately, he came over to take a look, rescued him, scolded his incarnation, then helped him heal with a toad, and then returned him to his body.

The Immortal Emperor promises that he will never join the team that beats and tortures toads. Absolutely not. Please don't frame me.

Looking down at the simple breakfast in front of him, the Immortal Emperor couldn't help but sigh. In fact, he didn't need to eat. The natural spiritual energy here was quite strong, but he was bored at home and he didn't know that his two children had no idea what they were doing in the morning. I was feeling hungry, so I decided to borrow the refrigerator in Watergate.

After opening the refrigerator, Yan Hao was determined. Minato was definitely the shabbiest city lord he knew. After seeing the items inside, Yan Hao assured that he had seen some village chiefs who were not as shabby as the refrigerator in Minato.

Finally, he decided to make a simple breakfast with some eggs, bread and meat. Not long after it was made, the two Kyuubi woke up and ran over to them.

After a while, Jiu Su'er pulled the still dazed Jiu Lama back to the dining table of Minato's house. Jiu Lama didn't know how he got on the chair, but soon he stared blankly at the simple breakfast in front of him, and The two people beside him already started eating regardless of this.

Jiu Lama looked at the scrambled eggs and toast on the plate, and then looked up at Yan Hao who was slowly eating bread in front of him. His mind was full of question marks and blanks.

The transformation of the world was a bit difficult for Kurama to react to. Yesterday, he was still a nine-tailed demon fox recognized as a natural disaster by the ninja world. He was a tailed beast with a height of more than [-] meters. He had finally escaped and could escape freely, but suddenly he appeared. The weirdo made him look like a little sister, and even threatened to force him to follow him back to the village he hated, especially forcing him to stay with him.

Ninth Lama felt that his fate should be gloomy now, but looking at the food in front of him, this bright and familiar house, and this weird warm atmosphere of a family of three, Ninth Lama always felt that this place was unreal.

And looking at a powerful human being who can hang himself up and beat him up, instantly resurrect hundreds of people who died under him, and play with tailed beast jade with his bare hands, and cook for himself early in the morning, even if the Nine Lamas have no regard for human society. Those who know too much feel that this picture is very inconsistent.

Although this Yan Hao does not have the arrogant bad temper of other people, and is very similar to Grandpa Liudao, and can even be said to care for him more, but you are not considered a strong human being after all, Jiu Lama wants to tell Yan Hao He needs to pay more attention to his image, your style of painting is a bit broken.

Yan Hao noticed the strange look in Nine Lama's eyes, swallowed the food in his mouth, and then asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with the little fox? You can't even eat?"

When Jiu Su'er of the group heard this after eating his own toast, he turned around with a slightly exaggerated worry on his face. He seemed to be very concerned and said: "You stupid brother doesn't know how to eat, do you want my sister to teach you?"

Jiu Lama's eyebrows twitched, but looking at Jiu Su'er's delicate face, he couldn't lose his temper. In the end, he just picked up the toast in front of him and took a bite.

Tastes pretty good

After taking a small bite of toast to prove that he could eat, Nine Lama raised his head and looked at Yan Hao in confusion again, hesitated for a moment and finally asked,

"Don't you think you are weird now? You are a strong man after all. You..."

Yan Hao was a little confused by this sudden and inexplicable question, but he was an Immortal Emperor after all, so he quickly figured out the Nine Lamas' doubts.

Yan Hao glanced at Jiulama, ate the scrambled eggs with a spoon, chewed them slowly for a few times, and then swallowed them, then finally asked: "Why do you feel that cooking is weird and does not suit my identity?" "

Seeing this, Jiu Lama took another bite of toast and then nodded, his face full of confusion and confusion.

Yan Hao chuckled a few times after hearing this, and then began to explain.

"I didn't expect you, a little fox, to have such thoughts. Are you so smart to begin with, or did you change your form yesterday to forcibly raise your IQ?" The Immortal Emperor began to fiddle with the spoon in his hand, "First of all, I want to tell you that I am an immortal. It will be very important after ascending out of this world in the future. So what is an immortal? The lower realms have different opinions, and even the upper realm is not so easy to define in different fields. However, most of the true immortals in the upper realm understand that people enter the Tao and are controlled by people. Earth, man is compared to heaven. However, many monks in this system do regard the world as ants from above, and do not like to enter the world of mortals. Many of them even like the incense of Shinto. However, most of these monks are not capable of true immortality. Those who seek immortality should know If the heavens are not in harmony with heaven, if you seek what is in your heart, you will soar to the sky."

The Immortal Emperor looked at the dull-looking Nine Lamas. It was obvious that he didn't understand what he was talking about, so he smiled and continued:

"Let's put it this way, the Taoist friends here here are funny, middle two, and there are more reckless men. Let me tell you, eight out of ten Jade Emperors are hepatic, and there is also a Taoist friend from German orthopedics, because of his petty mind The descendant of a stone left by my sister was bullied and almost caused an immeasurable catastrophe to his world. To cultivate immortality to the extreme is actually to fully cultivate human nature, and when humans go crazy, only humans can do it."

"Jade Emperor, what is German orthopedics?" asked the Nine Lama, feeling his head hurt so much that he couldn't understand what Yan Haoyou said at all.

Yan Hao seemed to realize something when he heard this. He patted his forehead and said: "Look at my age, I have forgotten that your system is not that here. Forget it, I don't pay much attention to the Mao God of this system, so forget it. . Founder, don’t think of me as one of those crazy guys who call themselves Immortal Emperors. Each one of them is in the advanced stage of the second disease, and they feel that they can only have a sense of existence if they are worshiped by all the ants in the world. I am an immortal, but I am also a human being. I am not as good as an ant. What can you worry about?"

"I feel like the dignity in my heart was instantly annihilated." Jiulama lowered his head and muttered.

"Ha, I still have dignity for you. I didn't expect you to fall so quickly." Yan Hao pretended to be embarrassed and said, "I beat you so badly and forced you to follow me. I didn't expect you to give up so quickly. "

"It's shameless even if you know it," Ninth Lama retorted.

"It's not that I'm shameless, it's that my golden body is indestructible and I'm shameless," Yan Hao laughed.

Jiulama snorted and continued to eat the breakfast prepared by Yan Hao. It was the first time he had eaten these things and felt that they tasted good.

Yan Hao waited for the Nine Lamas to finish their breakfast. Looking at his satisfied expression, Yan Hao raised the corners of his mouth and said again:

"Okay, you're my boy, so you're a loser. I won't engage in those so-called boring etiquette of a big family with you two. I've long been tired of that," Yan Hao handed the Nine Lamas a glass of water, " Anyway, I’ve given you enough water, so you must be thirsty too.”

After saying that, he stood up and took away the plates that the three of them had finished, then walked into the kitchen, quickly cleaned them up, and then came out again and sat on the wooden chair with his legs crossed.

Jiu Lama looked at Yan Hao's skillful movements, and then subconsciously complained: "You dare to be quite skilled in these, your so-called immortal, isn't he just a houseworker?"

"It's nothing. I just play self-destruction with others all year round. Every time I come down to rework, no one helps me, so I just practice these little things." Yan Hao waved his hand and replied naturally.

"what"

Jiu Lama had a look of doubt and confusion. He seemed to have heard some terrible news just now. Then before he had time to think, a doorbell rang. Then he looked at Yan Hao standing up as if he knew someone was going to Come.

"It looks like the old village chief has finally escaped from the pile of paper."