The Great Cultivator Comes to Konoha
Chapter 55 - The beginning of comedy
Kakashi likes to read novels. This is his secret personal hobby, especially those mindless romance novels. However, this is not the only thing he reads. In fact, he has already read most of the books in Konoha Bookstore.
And why did he bring up the novel?
Because for a long time, if someone asked Kakashi what type of novel his life was, he would tell you that it was a tragedy. He lost his parents, his teacher, and his companions when he was young. Kakashi felt that he had been in trouble all his life. A lonely scarecrow.
Of course, that was him a week ago, because Yan Hao appeared out of thin air for the first time, and the Nine-Tails somehow changed from one to two. Kakashi felt that his tragedy had somehow turned into a comedy, and he was the kind of person who watched the protagonist and suffered. A sadistic comedy.
Kakashi felt that his cold personality and integrity had left home to get married and have children, and then he was still in the clutches of two perverted demon foxes.
A tear fell from the corner of his swollen and deformed eye, and the water drop streaked across his face, making him feel immense pain. Kakashi turned around helplessly, and then hugged his legs, like a baby.
Jiu Lama, who was standing not far from him, looked at this scene speechlessly, and then looked up at Jiu Su'er who was very satisfied. The sunshine and pure smile on her face made it difficult for people to imagine that she seemed to be just now. He transformed into a demon and beat up Little White Hair violently.
The scene was even scarier than when Little Bai Mao was beaten by his master. Lama Jiu decided that he had better not make his sister angry in the future. This anger was even scarier than that of Little Pepper.
Seeing Jiulama's somewhat horrified expression, Jiu Su'er couldn't help but stick out her cute little tongue, and then looked at Kakashi who was balled up on the ground.
It's all this damn guy. Why do you have to hide and hide so much? Just let me hit you a few times to vent your anger.If you insist on retaliating, you deserve to make yourself angry and get the shit kicked out of you.
If Kakashi knew that this was Jiu Suer's idea, he would definitely vomit blood and die.
He didn't know this. When Jiu Su'er's ears popped out, he completely entered the fighting mode. After all, the little girl in front of him was really Jiu Tai, and she was still the perverted little fox who always followed her. Who knew how powerful she was? powerful,
Although he knew that she was probably here to avenge the Nine Lamas, and maybe just to repair herself.
But this is Kyuubi and not a five year old girl
Who knew how serious her attack would be, and Kakashi didn't dare risk his life on this.
So he started fighting with Jiu Su'er, and he found that Jiu Su'er was much slower than Jiu Lama, which made Kakashi not want to be forced as hard as Jiu Lama.
But although Jiu Su'er is not as fast as Jiu Lama, she has better fighting skills than her brother. Unlike Jiu Lama's rampage, Jiu Su'er's is more like a fox, a cunning creature that hunts prey in the wild.
So even though Kakashi has more time to react, this battle is no easier than fighting Ku Lama. In fact, if it weren’t for Kakashi’s understanding of fighting and his Sharingan, he wouldn’t be able to fight Ku Su’er or me. How many hours and minutes will it take?
But it's a pity that Kakashi becomes a Sharingan and loses the Sharingan, because when he reached the average level, he obviously found that his physical strength began to be gradually overwhelmed and his strength began to decline, and Jiu Su'er was like an eternal warrior like Jiu Lama. Motivation, no physical strength at all.
So Kakashi began a fierce counterattack, hoping that he could at least repel Jiu Su'er, and then he would be defeated.
And he was not afraid that he could not break Jiu Su'er's defense, because he found that Jiu Su'er was obviously avoiding the broken and shapeless shield in his hand during the fight.
So at that time Kakashi estimated that he could defeat Kyuubi with it again, so he started to switch from dodging to attacking.
And here's the problem, because he forgot that what was truly terrifying about Jiu Su'er was not her physical ability, but her terrifying talent for illusion.
The reason why she didn't use it at the beginning was because she was a nine-tailed fox after all, and she also had his pride, so she didn't plan to use her erotic illusion at first.
But she is not an arrogant person like Ku Lama, the kind of arrogant person who wants to save face and suffer. She will not continue to use only Taijutsu to fight Kakashi when she is tired of him.
So in the end, Kakashi's dependent Sharingan suddenly became paralyzed when he looked at Kusu'er's gem-like eyes, causing Kakashi to make a mistake in judgment, and was eventually kicked down by Kusu'er.
Then Dang Rang was his tragedy, and Jiu Suer, who was annoyed by him, gave him a cruel meal. If Jiu Lama hadn't come to save Kakashi, he might have really gone to see the God of Death.
Fortunately, Jiu Su'er did not lose his mind completely like Jiu Lama, and controlled his own strength, and did not give him a close tail beast jade, so Kakashi was only beaten into a half-dead pig head.
Jiu Lama looked at the miserable human beings on the ground and felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, as if he could feel his pain in his body.
"Oh no, who is this? Little Bai Mao, who beat you like this?"
At this moment, a somewhat mean voice came out of nowhere, and then a young man in white appeared uneasily next to Kakashi.
"Master" Jiu Suer quickly ran to the boy's side when he saw Yan Hao, and then accidentally stepped on Kakashi who was still on the ground.
Kakashi let out a groan, then raised his head and looked resentfully at Yan Hao, who was wearing this mysterious smile. His miserable look could make anyone sympathize with his plight.
It's a pity that there are only two fox monsters that look like humans around him, and a pervert who has lived for ten thousand years, so his miserable effect is greatly reduced.
Yan Hao completely ignored Kakashi, just touched Jiu Su'er's head, and then scolded insincerely:
"Su'er, why are you so harsh? We need to take good care of the sandbags."
"Oh, but sandbags are annoying."
Jiu Suer said aggrievedly that her cute expression could be forgiven by any male.
Of course, this is of no use to a ten-thousand-year-old pervert. After all, a single old pervert is a pervert and full of bad taste, so Yan Hao exaggeratedly covered his chest, and then touched Jiu Su'er's head unscrupulously and said:
"That's understandable. Who makes sandbags annoying?"
When Kakashi heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes and fainted, a mouthful of blood gushed out from his chest, and the pain caused him to shed another tear.
The nine lamas on the side were speechless when they saw this, and felt deep sympathy for Kakashi's experience. Yan Hao's abominable bad taste could even make him feel scared.
So before Yan Hao could think of more ways to tease Kakashi again, Jiu Lama quickly stopped him and said:
"Master, you'd better take a look at this guy. I think this guy is still half a breath away from meeting the God of Death."
The Nine Lamas pointed to Kakashi on the ground. Those who heard the tragic situation were really sad and those who heard it shed tears.
"Oh, little fox, you've also started to have relationships with others." Yan Hao raised his eyebrows after listening to Jiu Lama's words and asked curiously.
"No," Jiulama quickly denied, and then lightly kicked Kakashi at his feet. He deliberately controlled the force to ensure that it would not worsen his injury, and then continued:
"I just don't want him to die here, otherwise how can I regain my dignity."
"Really?" Yan Hao touched his chin and asked teasingly.
"Yes, don't question my dignity." Nine Lamas returned firmly.
Seeing this, Yan Hao just smiled and said nothing, then shrugged, and said helplessly:
"Okay, okay, I will treat you as telling the truth. You are just trying to regain your dignity."
Jiu Lama couldn't help but frowned after hearing this, but just when he wanted to refute Yan Hao, the earth suddenly began to vibrate violently.
Then a group of long grass grew on the ground around Kakashi, submerging him before he had time to react, and soon turned into a green mummy.
"This" Nine Lama exclaimed, but before he could react to what had just happened, more strange things happened.
He saw that the road he had just blasted away from the Tailed Beast Jade began to shrink. In an instant, the broken branches began to grow again, and then he saw the surrounding plants suddenly grow. After a while, he created the forest he had just created. Smoothed and restored.
Then he saw a strong gust of wind coming from the mummy under his feet, and a fully recovered Kakashi was spit out, and then all the grass that suddenly grew back retracted into the ground.
Jiulama's eyes widened and he was a little shocked by the scene just now. Then he thought that it was Yan Hao's handiwork, and he was no longer surprised. After all, Yan Hao is an unreasonable pervert.
Kakashi looked confused. He seemed unable to understand what happened just now. He just sat coldly on the open space of the training ground.
"Okay, the map has been reset. I declare that today's training is successfully completed." Yan Hao said, then stretched and yawned, "I am really tired today. It's time to go back and rest."
Then Yan Hao left for the exit of the training ground, but when passing by Kakashi, he paused and then showed a playful smile.
Yan Hao squatted next to Kakashi, who was still confused, and patted him on the shoulder.
Then I saw Kakashi's whole body jumping up as if he wanted to be electrocuted. He immediately turned his head and stared at the man in front of him warily.
Seeing this, Yan Hao just showed a dangerous smile, and then said:
"You did a good job today, so you can go and rest. Leave your secret report to me."
"Ah, what do you mean?" Kakashi returned in confusion. He was very wary of the eleven or twelve-year-old boy in front of him, fearing that he might think of some way to trick him.
Yan Hao ignored Kakashi and just patted Kakashi on the shoulder again, and then said:
"By the way, remember to come and report tomorrow. You are my appointed sandbag."
"What?" Kakashi exclaimed, but was immediately interrupted by Yan Hao with a finger.
"If you skip work, you will be caught, and the consequences will be that you will be beaten badly." After speaking, Yan Hao patted Kakashi heavily on the shoulder.
"No" Kakashi wanted to protest, but Yan Hao had already stood up.
"Okay, don't leave. I'm going to buy groceries later, so I'll lend you your wallet." Yan Hao said with a smile, holding Kakashi's wallet in his hand and leaving again towards the exit of the training ground.
Kakashi sat on the ground messily in the wind, watching the boy's back gradually moving away.
And why did he bring up the novel?
Because for a long time, if someone asked Kakashi what type of novel his life was, he would tell you that it was a tragedy. He lost his parents, his teacher, and his companions when he was young. Kakashi felt that he had been in trouble all his life. A lonely scarecrow.
Of course, that was him a week ago, because Yan Hao appeared out of thin air for the first time, and the Nine-Tails somehow changed from one to two. Kakashi felt that his tragedy had somehow turned into a comedy, and he was the kind of person who watched the protagonist and suffered. A sadistic comedy.
Kakashi felt that his cold personality and integrity had left home to get married and have children, and then he was still in the clutches of two perverted demon foxes.
A tear fell from the corner of his swollen and deformed eye, and the water drop streaked across his face, making him feel immense pain. Kakashi turned around helplessly, and then hugged his legs, like a baby.
Jiu Lama, who was standing not far from him, looked at this scene speechlessly, and then looked up at Jiu Su'er who was very satisfied. The sunshine and pure smile on her face made it difficult for people to imagine that she seemed to be just now. He transformed into a demon and beat up Little White Hair violently.
The scene was even scarier than when Little Bai Mao was beaten by his master. Lama Jiu decided that he had better not make his sister angry in the future. This anger was even scarier than that of Little Pepper.
Seeing Jiulama's somewhat horrified expression, Jiu Su'er couldn't help but stick out her cute little tongue, and then looked at Kakashi who was balled up on the ground.
It's all this damn guy. Why do you have to hide and hide so much? Just let me hit you a few times to vent your anger.If you insist on retaliating, you deserve to make yourself angry and get the shit kicked out of you.
If Kakashi knew that this was Jiu Suer's idea, he would definitely vomit blood and die.
He didn't know this. When Jiu Su'er's ears popped out, he completely entered the fighting mode. After all, the little girl in front of him was really Jiu Tai, and she was still the perverted little fox who always followed her. Who knew how powerful she was? powerful,
Although he knew that she was probably here to avenge the Nine Lamas, and maybe just to repair herself.
But this is Kyuubi and not a five year old girl
Who knew how serious her attack would be, and Kakashi didn't dare risk his life on this.
So he started fighting with Jiu Su'er, and he found that Jiu Su'er was much slower than Jiu Lama, which made Kakashi not want to be forced as hard as Jiu Lama.
But although Jiu Su'er is not as fast as Jiu Lama, she has better fighting skills than her brother. Unlike Jiu Lama's rampage, Jiu Su'er's is more like a fox, a cunning creature that hunts prey in the wild.
So even though Kakashi has more time to react, this battle is no easier than fighting Ku Lama. In fact, if it weren’t for Kakashi’s understanding of fighting and his Sharingan, he wouldn’t be able to fight Ku Su’er or me. How many hours and minutes will it take?
But it's a pity that Kakashi becomes a Sharingan and loses the Sharingan, because when he reached the average level, he obviously found that his physical strength began to be gradually overwhelmed and his strength began to decline, and Jiu Su'er was like an eternal warrior like Jiu Lama. Motivation, no physical strength at all.
So Kakashi began a fierce counterattack, hoping that he could at least repel Jiu Su'er, and then he would be defeated.
And he was not afraid that he could not break Jiu Su'er's defense, because he found that Jiu Su'er was obviously avoiding the broken and shapeless shield in his hand during the fight.
So at that time Kakashi estimated that he could defeat Kyuubi with it again, so he started to switch from dodging to attacking.
And here's the problem, because he forgot that what was truly terrifying about Jiu Su'er was not her physical ability, but her terrifying talent for illusion.
The reason why she didn't use it at the beginning was because she was a nine-tailed fox after all, and she also had his pride, so she didn't plan to use her erotic illusion at first.
But she is not an arrogant person like Ku Lama, the kind of arrogant person who wants to save face and suffer. She will not continue to use only Taijutsu to fight Kakashi when she is tired of him.
So in the end, Kakashi's dependent Sharingan suddenly became paralyzed when he looked at Kusu'er's gem-like eyes, causing Kakashi to make a mistake in judgment, and was eventually kicked down by Kusu'er.
Then Dang Rang was his tragedy, and Jiu Suer, who was annoyed by him, gave him a cruel meal. If Jiu Lama hadn't come to save Kakashi, he might have really gone to see the God of Death.
Fortunately, Jiu Su'er did not lose his mind completely like Jiu Lama, and controlled his own strength, and did not give him a close tail beast jade, so Kakashi was only beaten into a half-dead pig head.
Jiu Lama looked at the miserable human beings on the ground and felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, as if he could feel his pain in his body.
"Oh no, who is this? Little Bai Mao, who beat you like this?"
At this moment, a somewhat mean voice came out of nowhere, and then a young man in white appeared uneasily next to Kakashi.
"Master" Jiu Suer quickly ran to the boy's side when he saw Yan Hao, and then accidentally stepped on Kakashi who was still on the ground.
Kakashi let out a groan, then raised his head and looked resentfully at Yan Hao, who was wearing this mysterious smile. His miserable look could make anyone sympathize with his plight.
It's a pity that there are only two fox monsters that look like humans around him, and a pervert who has lived for ten thousand years, so his miserable effect is greatly reduced.
Yan Hao completely ignored Kakashi, just touched Jiu Su'er's head, and then scolded insincerely:
"Su'er, why are you so harsh? We need to take good care of the sandbags."
"Oh, but sandbags are annoying."
Jiu Suer said aggrievedly that her cute expression could be forgiven by any male.
Of course, this is of no use to a ten-thousand-year-old pervert. After all, a single old pervert is a pervert and full of bad taste, so Yan Hao exaggeratedly covered his chest, and then touched Jiu Su'er's head unscrupulously and said:
"That's understandable. Who makes sandbags annoying?"
When Kakashi heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes and fainted, a mouthful of blood gushed out from his chest, and the pain caused him to shed another tear.
The nine lamas on the side were speechless when they saw this, and felt deep sympathy for Kakashi's experience. Yan Hao's abominable bad taste could even make him feel scared.
So before Yan Hao could think of more ways to tease Kakashi again, Jiu Lama quickly stopped him and said:
"Master, you'd better take a look at this guy. I think this guy is still half a breath away from meeting the God of Death."
The Nine Lamas pointed to Kakashi on the ground. Those who heard the tragic situation were really sad and those who heard it shed tears.
"Oh, little fox, you've also started to have relationships with others." Yan Hao raised his eyebrows after listening to Jiu Lama's words and asked curiously.
"No," Jiulama quickly denied, and then lightly kicked Kakashi at his feet. He deliberately controlled the force to ensure that it would not worsen his injury, and then continued:
"I just don't want him to die here, otherwise how can I regain my dignity."
"Really?" Yan Hao touched his chin and asked teasingly.
"Yes, don't question my dignity." Nine Lamas returned firmly.
Seeing this, Yan Hao just smiled and said nothing, then shrugged, and said helplessly:
"Okay, okay, I will treat you as telling the truth. You are just trying to regain your dignity."
Jiu Lama couldn't help but frowned after hearing this, but just when he wanted to refute Yan Hao, the earth suddenly began to vibrate violently.
Then a group of long grass grew on the ground around Kakashi, submerging him before he had time to react, and soon turned into a green mummy.
"This" Nine Lama exclaimed, but before he could react to what had just happened, more strange things happened.
He saw that the road he had just blasted away from the Tailed Beast Jade began to shrink. In an instant, the broken branches began to grow again, and then he saw the surrounding plants suddenly grow. After a while, he created the forest he had just created. Smoothed and restored.
Then he saw a strong gust of wind coming from the mummy under his feet, and a fully recovered Kakashi was spit out, and then all the grass that suddenly grew back retracted into the ground.
Jiulama's eyes widened and he was a little shocked by the scene just now. Then he thought that it was Yan Hao's handiwork, and he was no longer surprised. After all, Yan Hao is an unreasonable pervert.
Kakashi looked confused. He seemed unable to understand what happened just now. He just sat coldly on the open space of the training ground.
"Okay, the map has been reset. I declare that today's training is successfully completed." Yan Hao said, then stretched and yawned, "I am really tired today. It's time to go back and rest."
Then Yan Hao left for the exit of the training ground, but when passing by Kakashi, he paused and then showed a playful smile.
Yan Hao squatted next to Kakashi, who was still confused, and patted him on the shoulder.
Then I saw Kakashi's whole body jumping up as if he wanted to be electrocuted. He immediately turned his head and stared at the man in front of him warily.
Seeing this, Yan Hao just showed a dangerous smile, and then said:
"You did a good job today, so you can go and rest. Leave your secret report to me."
"Ah, what do you mean?" Kakashi returned in confusion. He was very wary of the eleven or twelve-year-old boy in front of him, fearing that he might think of some way to trick him.
Yan Hao ignored Kakashi and just patted Kakashi on the shoulder again, and then said:
"By the way, remember to come and report tomorrow. You are my appointed sandbag."
"What?" Kakashi exclaimed, but was immediately interrupted by Yan Hao with a finger.
"If you skip work, you will be caught, and the consequences will be that you will be beaten badly." After speaking, Yan Hao patted Kakashi heavily on the shoulder.
"No" Kakashi wanted to protest, but Yan Hao had already stood up.
"Okay, don't leave. I'm going to buy groceries later, so I'll lend you your wallet." Yan Hao said with a smile, holding Kakashi's wallet in his hand and leaving again towards the exit of the training ground.
Kakashi sat on the ground messily in the wind, watching the boy's back gradually moving away.
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