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“Tortor come on Sirita Street 41 needs four pizzas”

Thor, who was wearing an apron, was busy circling in the kitchen at the back. He responded loudly to Jane: "Why don't you bake it yourself and try it? This job is not as easy as you think."

"Come on Thor, you can do it" Jane encouraged Thor outside.

Thor picked up the large glass of Coke next to him and drank it in one gulp, burped, and then opened the oven. Relying on his rough skin and thick flesh, he reached into the oven without any protective measures and took out the pizza. come out.

Skillfully wrapping the pizza, he wiped the cheese that had flowed into the oven, put his cheese-smeared fingers in his mouth and sucked on it, Thor said: "Okay, Ms. Jane."

Jane took the pizza box from Thor's hand, walked out of the kitchen and handed it to the deliveryman who had been waiting for a long time, saying: "You have to do it within 10 minutes, or your salary will be deducted."

The delivery boy frowned, then walked out with the packaging box.

After Northern Mexico was invaded by Stark, everyone had to leave Mexico and return to the United States, and opened a pizza shop on the West Coast to make ends meet.

Originally, Professor Eric's research project had a high chance of receiving government funding. Unfortunately, the Secretary of State who was planning to fund Professor Eric's research project suddenly became unlucky.

So Professor Eric fell into poverty. Daisy and Jane took out their savings from getting married and opened a pizza shop together.

Thanks to Thor's thick skin and ability to hit, the pizza restaurant established a foothold on the chaotic West Coast.

And Thor and the passionate Daisy soon fell in love...

At first, Thor preferred Jane, a quiet type, and Jane also had some favorable impressions of Thor. These favorable impressions were maintained until Thor's figure became out of shape, his beer belly gradually protruded, and fat appeared on his cheeks...

Daisy and Thor ended up together.

"Would you like a burger, Daisy? It's delicious, hot beef. Beef is not cheap nowadays." Thor took out the burger he made and walked to the counter and asked Daisy.

Daisy said: "The calories you should eat today are 2000 calories, and the calories in a hamburger are 700 calories. You have eaten three burgers. You have eaten all the food today, and you have exceeded the limit. Thor, vomit." come out"

Thor smiled and said, "Don't do that, honey."

He picked up the Coke at hand and drank half the bottle, then laughed and said, "The food like hamburgers is really delicious. You can resist eating it every day. You are terrible, my dear."

He drank all the remaining Coke, burped, and said, "Ah, so comfortable."

Daisy ignored Thor and was working on a calculator, "Today the store has a total net income of six hundred dollars...a little more than yesterday...because the increasingly chaotic gangs have caused many takeout shops to Everything is closed and people don’t want to go out, which should be a good thing, but I always feel a little uneasy.”

Thor said: "And me, my dear, no one on earth can hurt me. Likewise, no one can hurt you."

Daisy rolled her eyes at him, "You forgot about the time you were beaten by Duke."

Thor was not embarrassed at all, "That's because I was drunk. If I hadn't been drunk, none of the ten Dukes would be my opponent. How could a mortal fight against a god?"

the phone is ringing.

Daisy said: "Okay, Hamburger and Coca-Cola God, let's make pizza. Someone has made a reservation again. There seem to be a lot of orders today."

Just as Thor walked into the kitchen, Daisy shouted again: "Thor, someone is looking for you."

Thor comes out, "Who?"

Could it be that his father remembered him but he didn't want to go back to Asgard for the time being...

Coulson, wearing a suit, tie and sunglasses, sat in the store with a gentle smile and raised his hand to Thor, "Hello Thor."

"Who are you"

"Well...you don't know me"

"Do I have to know you?"

Colson was a little embarrassed, and he explained: "When we first met, you were still wearing a hospital gown, and Eric said you were hit by Jane.

The second time we met was at a bar. I was sitting across from Duke, the guy who started the fight with you. "

Thor said: "I have no impression."

Coulson was silent for a while, then took out his ID and said, "S.H.I.E.L.D. level eight agent Philip J. Coulson, you can call me Phil Coulson, or you can just call me Coulson."

"Okay, Coulson, by the way, what is S.H.I.E.L.D."

"Directorate of Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support."

"Who is more powerful than the FBI?"

"The FBI is now our subordinate unit."

"Oh..." Thor suddenly realized, "That's very powerful. What can you do with me?"

Thor never concealed the fact that he was from Asgard. Even though Jane and Daisy persuaded him not to make any noise because of this matter, Thor still did not change.

Now it is very normal for the ruling body of Midgard to come to their door.

Thor tried hard to look like the prince of Asgard, but unfortunately it was difficult to convey a sense of majesty with his current body shape.

"You come from Asgard in the Nine Realms"

"I am the prince of Asgard and I am the God of Thunder."

"Well...we have checked the relevant documents, so the Nine Realms are real."

"Of course it is real. The last time we were on Earth and...well...the last time we came to Earth was tens of thousands of years ago. At that time, the Earth was not inhabited by the current humans."

Coulson understood that the existence of prehistoric civilization has always been a point of contention in the archaeological community. SHIELD knows that prehistoric civilization does exist. SHIELD has a large number of related relics in its hands, but these cannot be exposed to the public.

"The hammer that landed is your weapon Mjolnir"

"Of course, maybe he prefers you to call him Thor's Hammer."

Coulson basically determined Thor's identity. Of course, his character and temperament required long-term observation, but after just a few meetings, Coulson felt that Thor was a candidate he could cooperate with.

Because he is naive enough.

In other words, he is very easy to be deceived. It seems that the prince of Asgard has no idea what social evil is.

In this case, Coulson didn't have to mince words, he said: "We can cooperate."

Thunder God said: "I don't want to cooperate with you. You are not worthy of cooperating with me. I am a god."

You are Tiehanhan, I am afraid you are in need of a beating.

Daisy just rolled her eyes when she heard this. Thor's proud temper was very attractive when they first came into contact with him, but after being in contact with him for a long time, he looked so naive.

It makes people very angry.

Coulson took a deep breath and said: "We have learned about your recent situation. If you agree to cooperate with us, your girlfriend will receive a special allowance from SHIELD, one million US dollars per year."

Daisy's eyes lit up, she interrupted Thor and asked: "Where are Jane and Professor Eric?"

"Same, and you can all go to live in Washington, D.C., without having to endure this chaotic environment. We can even restart Professor Eric's research and assign him relevant scientific researchers."

“Do we need to pay for housing, water and electricity ourselves?”

"No, and because you are employees of SHIELD, you can also enjoy free and good medical and educational resources, and are protected by SHIELD.

If you want to work, we will find a job for you, with salary and allowances calculated separately.

That is to say, regardless of whether you work or not, the allowance will be paid to you, and the corresponding amount will be transferred to your bank card every month.

If you don't want to work, then we will assign a nanny to take care of your daily life, and all your daily expenses will be reimbursed by SHIELD.

And if you and Mr. Thor have children in the future..."

Before Colson could finish speaking, Daisy, whose eyes were shining, threw down the calculator in her hand, slapped the table, and said, "Deal."

Thor: Yeah

Daisy raised her eyebrows and glared at Thor.

Thor: Well...

Yes, she meant what I meant, that's what I thought.