Elf boy in shorts

"The carp king, the carp king who can lay golden eggs!!!"

"No, I called it wrong, I called it wrong. It's shooting balloons. If you shoot five balloons, you will be rewarded with a mobile phone strap. If you shoot ten balloons, you will be rewarded with a small toy. If you shoot twenty balloons, you will be rewarded with a big plush doll. Balloon, you can choose a super rare skill disc, come and play, everyone~"

The three men who were strolling along the seawall corridor turned their heads and looked curiously at this little, skinny man with a mustache and a hint of treachery in his appearance. ξpineapple↓小ξ says

"This uncle looks familiar." My husband thought to himself.

"Hey, little brother, little brother."

The mustachioed man's eyes lit up when he saw the young boy holding a silly Slowpoke and stopping curiously. . He shouted with an overly enthusiastic smile on his face.

"Come here."

"Are you calling me?" Seeing the uncle waving at him, the beloved looked around for a while, and then said in an annoyed reply.

"Come and see my carp... No, it's a balloon shooting game!! It's very fun."

Seeing the response from his lover, the smile on the vendor's face grew wider.

"This is a very common balloon shooting game."

When he was a child, his brother often took him to carnivals. This was not the first time he had seen this kind of balloon shooting game. Looking at this overly enthusiastic vendor, his beloved frowned and said,

People in the Pokémon world are generally good-looking. Even the most ordinary people have very attractive faces, but the uncle in front of me is a special case. . Not only his face, but even his whole body had a cunning and vulgar temperament, which made my husband feel very strange, but at the same time, he was also secretly wary.

"It's not the same, it's not the same. My balloon game is different from other places. I use skill discs as rewards~"

Seeing that the beloved showed interest, the street vendor uncle covered his mouth with his hand and said to him, mysteriously as if he was telling him some shocking secret.

"Oh, use skill discs as prizes? It's interesting." Liangren said with an interested expression on his face.

"Yes, yes, why don't you come and play for a while, I have a skill here that can make a slow-witted beast very smart!!"

When you see your beloved, you will show your emotions. Remember to read and bookmark this site for Spicy Doubanjiang, it updates very quickly here. The vendor glanced at the Slowpoke in his husband's arms and seduced him while the iron was hot.

"Yeah~"

At first, Ryoto wondered if the skill disc mentioned by the other party might be the skills of staring and wagging his tail, but when he heard from the vendor that learning it can make the slow-witted beast smarter, Ryoto couldn't help but re-examine this person.

"This is obviously a liar, maybe the skill discs are fakes that cannot be used."

"Would you like to come and play~"

Being scrutinized by his beloved man's piercing eyes, the vendor suddenly felt guilty. However, with decades of experience in fraudulent sales, he did not show any abnormalities on his face. He still looked at his beloved man with a very enthusiastic expression and said.

"Uncle, the skill disc you mentioned can't be a fake, unless you let me inspect it."

Out of the mentality of picking up leaks, although he knew that the other party was likely to be a liar, the beloved still couldn't help but say.

"Little brother, this is against the rules."…,

"That's fine~"

The cunning street vendor tried his best to show a look of embarrassment on his face, but his beloved didn't even look at it, turned around and left with the Pokémon in his arms.

"Wait a minute, little brother, don't leave. I'll just give you a test."

Seeing his lover turn around and leave, the vendor suddenly became anxious. He was wearing a high-priced and hard-to-find battle bracelet. He would choose to tame a Pokémon like Slowpoke. It is obvious that people are stupid and have too much money to slaughter such a fat sheep. It was a shame to feel sorry for myself.

"The skill discs I have here are authentic, with the alliance's appraisal strips on them, and the quality is very good..."

"Cover the box. I'll put my hand in and touch it to see if it's genuine." The good man didn't pay attention to the vendor's nagging and glanced at the carton brought over. There were quite a few skill CDs in it.

"Come on, touch it~"

Seeing his beloved roll up his sleeves, the vendor put the box on the small table where the air gun was placed suspiciously, took a piece of cardboard to cover it and said.

A beloved man is not nagging. . After reaching into the box, he put the skill disc directly into the system backpack. It was immediately clear whether it was a real skill learner and whether it could be used. The reason why it was covered with cardboard was mainly to prevent it from being seen by the other party.

"Staring, wagging tail, barking, ultrasound..."

"Well, it's indeed genuine." After taking a deep look at the street vendor, a bright smile appeared on his face.

"Of course. After doing business for so many years, I'm famous for being a childlike person."

The cunning uncle secretly cursed you, but he still said with a righteous look on his face.

"Then uncle, how much is a shot for your balloon game?"

The beloved didn't care about the other party's rhetoric. Nearly % of the skill CDs in the box were fakes, and a small part of the real ones were skills such as staring and sand picking. The reason why the beloved still chose to play this game was because there were indeed some skills in it. A skill is of more interest to him.

"Ten shots for 100 yuan. No counter-offer."

"Okay, here's four hundred yuan."

The husband did not counter-offer and readily paid the other party 40 yuan, which meant that he could shoot times.

"Stupid beast, you all watch from the side."

Putting the three pets aside, Liang Ren sat on the bench designated by the vendor, took a toy gun at random, loaded the 40 plastic bullets handed over by the vendor, and aimed at the wooden frame three meters away with double-sided tape. Get on the balloon.

"bomb……"

One shot missed, the bullet hit the hanging cloth behind the wooden frame, and then rolled down.

"Obviously aimed, how could I miss it? My skills have regressed?"

Seeing that he missed the target, Liangren was a little surprised. His skills as a sharpshooter were not what he should have been.

"Has this gun been tampered with?"

My husband took a deep look at the vendor who was smiling evilly. Remember to read and bookmark this site for Spicy Doubanjiang, it updates very quickly here. Seeing his beloved turn back to look at him, the vendor immediately put away the evil smile on his face. His proficiency in the secret technique of changing faces in one second must have reached an advanced level, and his beloved even thought he was being deceived.

"bomb……"

However, my husband didn't care about it. He picked up the gun in his hand, tilted it slightly, and continued to shoot, but the shot was still deflected.

"It's too far, let's do it again."

A smile appeared on the corner of the beloved man's lips. He liked to do such challenging things, so he picked up the gun and took aim again.

"Bang~"

"Hitted—could it be luck?" Under the surprised eyes of the street vendor, Liangren finally burst a balloon with his third shot.

"Boom~" But the vendor hadn't recovered, the fourth shot from the lover's side exploded another balloon.

"Bang~"

"Bang~"

"..."

The cunning street vendor standing aside was so shocked that his jaw dropped. Then the young man didn't miss a single shot, but actually hit the target. The vendor even doubted whether he had really tampered with these guns before. ,