Marvel I became Thanos

Looking at the old teapot in front of me that was steaming and humming.

Levi was a little confused.

I, Li, seem to have traveled through time.

He traveled through a body that was extremely weak, topless and wearing big pants.

No, why did I travel through time in a daze?

According to the known routine, I should have been involved in a car accident and my soul had left my body; or a big hole would have appeared in the sky and sucked me in; at the worst, I would have gotten an artifact and a white light would have flashed and taken me there. This is the right place.

But before traveling, I didn’t do anything. I just quietly carried out the work of discharging the Three Gorges floods in the toilet, which is a conscience of heaven and earth.

Could it be that the time tunnel traveled through was the sewer in the toilet? Levi thought this.

Levi glanced around, picked up a mirror, and looked at it carefully.

This body is like a sweet potato, full of purple folds, and one of the ugly ones. The only things worthy of praise are the classic Titan buttocks and the 2-meter height.

Looking at the person in the mirror, Levi was stunned.

I, I, am not going to travel through time and become Thanos, right?

Thinking of this, Li Wei took a breath of cold air, and there were ten thousand grass and mud horses running around in his heart.

However, I am uneducated, so I can only express myself in one word.

As a Marvel fan, he knew exactly what he was going to face next.

As a boss, I will be directly attacked by Thor and others, beheaded and killed instantly, and the incompletely equipped Infinity Gauntlet will be revealed.

That's all. Those people in the Avengers Alliance are simply heartless and inhumane.

Not only do I want to push down the current me, but I also want to push down the past me.

No, no, I can't die. Levi felt a little shuddered when he thought of the scene of beheading.

Damn it, this time traveling through the real water, they didn’t even give me a memory fusion or anything like that, just to make me feel a little bit confident.

The result was good, there was nothing, only this broken body, and the Avengers who were daring to come here with murderous eyes, wishing to cut him into pieces.

Damn it, I'm doing knitting, I'd better commit suicide and put it back on again.

Thinking that it was coming out, Levi casually took a kitchen knife and pointed it at his neck

Just when he was about to swing, a sudden flash of inspiration occurred, and he suddenly remembered something very crucial.

I traveled through time, and there was no soul fusion.

Then there is only one possibility. Thanos' soul may have possessed his body at this moment, preparing to dominate the world, dominate the universe, and be invincible in the world.

You know, one body and two souls are destined to not coexist. If you commit suicide, not only will you not be able to go back, but you will become a lonely ghost and die directly.

Even if he travels back in time, how can he fight with Thanos with his own mental strength? How can he be strong and unyielding and become stronger when he encounters the strong? Just stop making trouble, okay?

There are very few people like that, and I am just an ordinary person.

He will only be pressed to the ground and rubbed by Thanos, and forcibly fused. In this case, he might as well be dead.

Thinking about it this way, if you stay here and be beheaded by the Avengers, leave here and escape to another planet to make some interstellar joke. You have caused half of the people in the universe to disappear. You are no longer tolerated by the universe. Where can you escape to?

What's more, I don't even know how to travel through interstellar space. I can only rely on my own two legs.

Everywhere is dead.

Levi was depressed.

He squatted on the ground, thinking about countermeasures, with a sad look on his face.

At this moment, there were two villains arguing fiercely in his mind.

As a time traveler, the protagonist of this book, the son of destiny, and the king of golden fingers, the author's bacteria will definitely not let me die. It's a safe bet, okay.

That said, what if the author of the book wants to write a story about Thanos traveling across the earth and fighting for hegemony in the universe? No matter what happens to you, whether you live or die, then you will be in the cold, and you will be taken advantage of.

I don’t believe it. The author will definitely not let me die. The protagonist of this book is definitely me.

Who is it that you have no idea about? If you were the protagonist, Goldfinger would have come out long ago.

Levi's mind went silent, and at this moment he was as clear as ever.

Then there was a scene like this.

Levi glared at the sky, his pants fluttering, and he let out an angry curse that echoed through the sky.

What the hell are you doing, you ##, write about Thanos, just write about Thanos, why don't you give me a way to survive if it involves me?

Let me tell you, if you are in front of me, I will beat you until you cry and scream, go home to your mother, and make you unable to take care of yourself in the next life.

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Just as Li Wei was cursing and gushing, a huge gap suddenly appeared in the sky above his head.

Around the gap, golden light shines, sacred, warm and peaceful, like a precursor to the arrival of the gods.

Seeing this scene, Levi almost peed in fear.

The corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Brother, come on for real

I just made a joke, don't take it seriously

I'm most annoyed by people like you, brother, who love to be serious. How can you be so serious?

Actually, I was talking about myself just now. You, the author, are so handsome, mighty and domineering. How come you, brother, have something to say properly? A gentleman can’t move his mouth but can’t speak. Oh my king, please forgive me.

I saw golden light leaking out, and a beam of light directly enveloped Li Wei.

Oh, it's okay. Levi touched his face, patted his chest, and breathed a sigh of relief, looking like he was surviving the disaster.

At this time, a mechanical cold voice suddenly came from his mind.

"Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the keyboardn system"

"Mission: Survive the Avengers without fighting"

keyboardnLevi is a little confused, what does this mean, why does it feel like deja vu?

It’s still a foreign language, and it’s so cool. Damn, it’s awesome.

Well, from today on, iaeyboardn

Li Wei waved his hand and became proud. From today on, I, Li, am also a systematic person. According to the plot, with the system, I will reach the top of the universe, which is just around the corner.

But now he still has to survive, which gives Levi a headache.

Subduing the enemy without fighting sounds like I am very good at fighting now.

Levi calmed down and opened the system to see if there was any gift package for newbies.

As a result, there was no gift package, but there was a round turntable.

There are five options inside.

"Thank you for participation"

“Thanks again for participating”

"Thank you very much for participating, I love you so much"

"Unknown reward"

"Mysterious Skills"

Meng Hui can only spin this wheel once a day. According to the rules, if he spins it 361 times, he will get an unknown reward, and if he spins it [-] times, he will get a mysterious skill.

Seeing these options, Levi panicked instantly, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching. This was the first time he had seen such a shameless lottery game.

Originally, the chance of winning the lottery was small, but in the end, three thank yous came. Why are you so polite? I thank you uncle.

He even wondered whether the so-called unknown reward was a deep thank you to him, and whether the mysterious skill was the blowing kiss skill.

Forget it, I can only give it a try. As the saying goes, if you give it a try, the bicycle will turn into a motorcycle. It’s free anyway, so don’t use it in vain.Li Wei put aside his distracting thoughts and secretly made up his mind.

The circular turntable starts slowly and then spins wildly.

Levi stared at the turntable and prayed in his heart.

"Jade Emperor Queen Mother Jesus Tathagata Allah bless you"

“So is the author fungus, bless me the author fungus, long live the author fungus.”