Marvel I became Thanos

"Thanos" looked at Li Wei and couldn't help but nod, his eyes full of care and just the right amount of satisfaction,

"You are worthy of being my apprentice. I am very pleased that you imitate me so much."

Levi chuckled, a little speechless at this guy's poor acting.

He stepped forward, reached out his left hand to grab his shoulder, and then pulled hard.

what

He looked at the fake Thanos with some surprise, and said with a click of his tongue: "The leather case is of good quality."

"Thanos" was a little angry. He glared at Levi: "Do you know what you are doing? Do you know who you are offending? Do you believe that if I snap my fingers, you will die immediately?"

Hearing this, Levi rolled his eyes at him somewhat helplessly.

"I do not believe."

"You don't believe it, do you want to die?" His eyes gradually became colder.

Levi didn't take it seriously, instead he nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, it's not Mo's fault, come on, ravage me severely, don't pity me."

"Thanos":

Why does this kid have such a hard head?

He reorganized his words and said, "Hahaha, you are so courageous. I admire people like you the most."

"Not only do you appreciate it, I also appreciate myself."

"Hahaha, you are so cute, young man. Seeing that you are so courageous, I will spare your life. However, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped. However, since it is your first offense, I don't want to punish you directly. In this way Well, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself and make meritorious service, are you willing to accept it?"

Hearing this, Li Wei was speechless.

Still pretending to be crazy

I'm afraid you don't know who is in front of you, right?

But he was free now anyway, and Levi didn't mind playing with him.

"I am willing, please make it clear."

He stretched out his hand: "Give me your money first."

"Dad, it's not like I can't give you the money, but the money doesn't belong to me now."

"Oh, where is that? Take me to find it."

Levi looked at him with a smile: "Of course it's on you."

Before he finished speaking, he reached out with one hand, grabbed his collar, and lifted him up.

He instinctively wanted to struggle, but how could he be Levi's opponent now?

No matter how much he struggled, Levi's big hands were like a vise, holding him firmly.

Let me go quickly and don't play with fire, or I will make your life seem like immortality. "Thanos was a bit angry. He raised his right hand threateningly and made a finger snapping motion.

"Man, don't destroy your future, don't force me, don't force me, I really don't want to kill anyone anymore, especially a warrior like you."

The face of "Thanos" is full of hesitation, entanglement, love, and embarrassment. It is not uncomplicated. If Levi didn't know who he was wearing, he would almost believe it.

"Then you should fight," Levi said with a smile on his face.

"You are really sure young man, you are still young, don't commit suicide." Thanos' earnest persuasion seemed to be persuading a prodigal son who would never look back.

However, Li Wei just doesn't cooperate with him. Speaking of which, they are quite similar.

Back then, he, Li Mouba, was pretending like this to deceive the Avengers, and he succeeded.

After all, Carol and the others knew nothing about his strength at that time, and the unknown represented fear.

As for now, with the strength of this guy in front of him, Li Wei didn't believe that he could make a difference.

"Do you want to fight or not?" His tone was a little impatient.

"You" Thanos was a little angry and extremely depressed. He had hit the wall today and he sighed.

"Why should a man embarrass a man? I won't pretend anymore. I'm showing my cards right. I'm actually not Thanos."

Li Wei was speechless.

I still want you to tell me this.

If you were Thanos, then I would have all three views destroyed.

However, at this moment, the man continued: "Actually, I am Thanos' father."

As soon as these words came out, the smile on Levi's face froze instantly.

As if he thought he didn't believe it, the man hurriedly said: "My poor son, because of his ideals, he was killed by the Avengers. Now his soul is still in hell, but now it costs 1000 yuan to go to hell. Money to bribe those little brats, hey, I managed to collect 520, and now I am only [-] short. Young man, are you willing to help me?"

Seeing that he didn't speak, the man continued: "I see that you are so kind and that you are also a fan of my son. I believe that you will not refuse a father's request. Don't slap me in the face."

Just as he was talking endlessly, Levi's patience finally reached its limit. He rolled up his sleeves and slapped him in the face.

Thanos, right?

Snapped

Arals, right?

pop

Not a slap in the face, right?

Papapa

After a long time, the crackling sound that echoed from time to time in the alley gradually subsided.

Levi put the man down and looked at him coldly: "Do you want to take it off yourself, or should I help you take it off?"

"I'll do it myself, I won't have to do anything for you."

He took off his clothes, and there was an obvious button on his chest. He unbuttoned it, and then pulled it, and Thanos' holster was thrown directly to the ground.

Levi looked at the person, not exactly two people.

It turned out that this fake Thanos was dressed up by two people. Each of them looked to be 1.7 or [-] years old and about [-] meters tall. Then one of them was riding on the neck of the other.

Really awesome operation.

The person riding above is wearing green clothes, and the person riding below is wearing red clothes.

The man in green clothes touched his big red and swollen face, full of resentment: "I didn't say those words, why did you hit me?"

The corner of Levi's mouth twitched, but he still spoke righteously: "In an avalanche, no snowflake is innocent."

"Then you can't press on a snowflake and hit it hard. Rain and dew can't get on it."

The aggrieved tone really made the sad listener cry: "When you fight, don't just use your hands. Use your feet more. You can just kick a few times."

Hearing this, Li Wei was a little embarrassed and said: "How about we pretend that nothing happened and do it again?"

Man in green:

Man in red:

Little Lulu:

The man in green shook his head: "Goodbye, let's settle the compensation issue."

Compensation to Levi is unknown.

"Yes, you hit me so many times and almost broke my holster, shouldn't you pay me money?"

Oh

Li Wei suddenly understood and nodded with a smile: "Easy to say, easy to say."

He grabbed the man in green clothes, ran his big hands over his body, and then took out 520 yuan from his pocket.

Seeing Li Wei take his money, the man in green's eyes suddenly widened: "Why are you robbing?"

Levi nodded slightly: "You're right, now I've snatched the 520, and it's mine if I snatch it."

After speaking, he put the 520 back into the man in green's pocket.

"Now I'll pay you the 520, you're welcome."

However, before the money went in for a moment, he took it out again and shook it in his hand.

"Now, I'll lend you 520 and pay you back another day."

Levi stared at the man in green: "Is there a problem?"

"No, no."

That's right.Levi nodded with satisfaction, then put it on the ground and took little Lulu's hand.

"Thank you for your money. Since you have shown your cards, I will also show my cards. In fact, I"

"It's Thanos"