Marvel I became Thanos

When the soul ferryman heard this title, he directly activated the Tianwen skill to ask for news about the soul ferryman.

This time it was really helpful and I told him the specific information directly.

According to the introduction of the system, Li Wei learned that the soul ferryman, like the black and white impermanence, also has an official position in hell and is a part of the system.

As the name suggests, his responsibility is to help dead souls go to hell. In this regard, his responsibility is similar to that of Black and White.

But unlike Black and White, the Soul Ferryman is always in the human world. It will automatically search for someone nearby who has died, and then report the news to Black and White in Hell, and Black and White will come to the human world to die. His soul was taken away.

Listening to this, this soul ferryman should not help Cuihua stay in the world. After all, this is his duty.

With such doubts, Li Wei's face was full of doubt: "Are you sure you didn't lie to me?"

"Great Immortal, you are a person with great supernatural powers, how dare I deceive you?"

Li Wei was noncommittal. Now that he has been transformed by the Heart of the White God and has learned various skills, he can be considered to have great supernatural powers.

However, what Cuihua said made Li Wei even more confused.

"I remember that the soul ferryman was selfless. How could he help you?"

The corner of Cuihua's mouth twitched involuntarily, as she was making an international joke.

"You, you don't know something. Well, what should I say? This great immortal, the soul ferryman, may not be what you think."

Seeing that Li Wei remained silent, Cuihua added: "Well, the soul ferryman can be bribed."

What the hell? Levi's jaw dropped in surprise.

He wondered if he had heard it wrong.

What the hell, just now the system introduced the Soul Ferryman to be impartial and upright, but Cuihua turned into a bribe-taking Xiao Bichi.

Levi looked a little weird: "You can fart randomly, but you can't say random words. It's wrong for you to slander others behind their backs like this."

Cuihua was a little aggrieved: "I didn't slander him. He is just such a person. Great Immortal, you don't know. The soul ferryman told me this. He told me that as long as I give him a certain amount of money every year, I You can continue to stay in the earthly world.”

Li Wei saw that she didn't seem to be faking it, and he was filled with doubts.

Could it be that there is something wrong with the system?

If you think about it carefully, it is not impossible. The evaluation of a person will not be absolutely objective.

He guessed that the introduction to the Soul Ferryman might be like an encyclopedia of whiteness in this world, sometimes not so real.

After thinking about this clearly, he stopped asking further questions on this issue.

"Do you know where the Soul Ferryman is now?"

"I don't know either. He only comes to me every year when he wants to collect money."

"Every year on the [-]th of the twelfth lunar month, he comes here to find me."

Twelfth lunar month

It's only May, and there are still seven months until December.

There was no way he could wait here stupidly. After all, his time was very precious.

Rather than sit here and wait for death, it would be better to find him directly.

Of course, he couldn't look for it aimlessly. After all, he was a man close to the system. Not using this thing would be a waste of money.

"Find me the location of the soul ferryman."

"It needs to consume 200 points of hatred. Is the host sure?"

Levi chose OK without saying a word.

A light curtain appeared directly in his mind, and on this light curtain, there were many small dots emitting light.

This light spot is distributed in different locations, near or far.

Li Wei estimated that these light spots should be the locations of various soul ferrymen.

He chose a relatively close location.

At this time, Cuihua looked at Li Wei with some fear in her eyes.

"Shangxian, I, can I go?"

Levi glanced at her, then shook his head.

"No, you have to go to hell."

"Why? I've obviously told you so much news."

"Because you just wanted to kill someone, this place is not suitable for you." As he spoke, Li Wei gently used his Sui Xin skill, causing Cuihua's energy to completely disappear.

Cuihua was stunned for a moment, then looked at Levi in ​​disbelief: "You, what did you do to me?"

"I didn't do anything. I just made your power disappear. When the Taoist priest comes tomorrow, he can directly save you. You can go back." As he spoke, Li Wei stretched out his right hand, preparing to push her back to the bottom of the water. .

At this moment, Cuihua suddenly screamed hysterically.

"Sure enough, he didn't lie to me. It turned out that he had already guessed that this would happen, hahahaha."

"Oh, what did he say?" Levi paused and asked curiously.

"He told me that if I dared to tell a third person about this, I would go to hell. I thought he was deliberately trying to scare me, but I didn't expect it to be like this."

Levi:......

He was a little surprised. According to Cuihua, the so-called soul ferryman seemed to have expected this scene.

Is it a lie or is it true that he knows things like a god?

If he is being fooled, then that's fine, but if he really has the ability to predict things like a god, it will be a bit troublesome.

If he wasn't fooled and every soul ferryman had this ability, then there was no hope for him to find those soul ferrymen and find the entrance to hell.

After all, people have already guessed that you would go to him, so how could he stand there and wait for you?

Not very realistic.

He returned to Lulu, picked him up directly, and took him to the southwest.

......

Dijing Jinnan New Area is a newly planned area by the government in recent years. It is located south of the Jin River. Most of the buildings are being built and some demolished urban villages.

The place Li Wei found was either a commercial housing or a resettlement housing. The infrastructure in the community was pretty good, and the greening was pretty good.

The only drawback is that the gate of the community is a bit dirty and there are some plastic bags on the ground.

And when Levi arrived at this place, the guidance of the map in his mind disappeared instantly.

There is an old-fashioned tricycle at the gate of the community. The tricycle has obviously been modified, with iron blocks welded on the back, and there is a banner stuck to the front of the tricycle.

Authentic Liangpi

At first glance, it looks like a standard item for mobile vendors. Its operator is an old man with white hair and beard. Li Wei estimates that he must be in his 60s.

When Little Lulu saw the stall, she couldn't help but wipe the saliva from the corner of her mouth. She gently shook Levi's arm.

"Daddy, I'm hungry."

"Uncle, how much does Liangpi cost?" Li Wei stepped forward and asked softly.

"It's not expensive, only three yuan a bowl," the uncle replied with a smile while skillfully packing up the food for another customer to take away.

Li Wei touched his trouser pocket and found that there was exactly 15 yuan in it. He felt bold and waved his hand immediately:

"Well, it's really not expensive. Don't worry if you give me three portions. If you have enough money, just take it as a tip."

"Okay, do you want it stir-fried or mixed?"

"It's such a hot day, of course you have to mix it." Levi answered directly without thinking.

"It's not good to eat it just mixed with it. It's too cold and hurts your stomach. I'll give you something hot to warm your stomach." The uncle said earnestly.

"Okay, then I'll listen to you, uncle." Levi thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

"You guys just sit there and wait for a while. It'll be ready soon."

The uncle pointed to a folding table and low bench nearby. There were several such tables nearby, and several diners were sitting and feasting. They seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Walking to the table, Levi was about to sit down when he suddenly found that there was a heavy layer of dust on it.

This layer of gray is very strange and transparent in color. If ordinary people were here, they would not be able to detect it at all.

How is this going

He quietly touched the table with his fingers, but found that there was no dust on his fingers.

Things seem a little strange.He sat down pretending to be nonchalant, then held his chin there and tapped the table with his chopsticks, looking bored.

In less than a moment, two portions of Liangpi were put on the table. When he saw five portions of Liangpi, he felt like he was going crazy. As for weirdness, let’s just say it was weird. The world is big and eating is the biggest.

This familiar fragrance and crystal clear color make it look like authentic Tianhai Laoliangpi.

It was so authentic that he felt that he was ashamed of himself for not taking a shower and changing clothes before eating.

Sin, sin

In less than a while, Levi finished the bowl of cold skin, leaving the last bowl of it, which was still steaming, and the aroma was tantalizing to his taste buds.

However, Li Wei did not move his mouth for a long time, but looked at the old man with a half-smile.

"Child, you should eat hot food as early as possible, and don't wait until it gets cold before eating it," the uncle reminded with a smile.

"Oh why?" Levi twirled his chopsticks in a circle, looking nonchalant.

The uncle shook his head helplessly, his expression full of nostalgia and sadness:

“It won’t taste good when it’s cold.”

It was a very ordinary sentence, but Li Wei heard a different charm, which seemed to contain the truth of heaven and earth. Li Wei chewed this sentence carefully, and at the same time looked at the old man carefully.

The clothes are simple and ordinary, the eyes are cloudy, but there is an elusive depth and vicissitudes, and the figure is a bit illusory, as if it will disappear in the world in the next moment.

It seems that this uncle is not an ordinary person. Li Wei has made a judgment in his heart.

Levi turned his head and stared at the last piece of cold skin on the table, but refused to move his mouth.

Time passed by, and the surrounding customers all left after finishing their meals, presumably going back to have sex.

Only Li Wei and the old man were left in this mobile stall. I wonder if it was because it was getting too late.

No one came near the tricycle again

Levi still didn't touch the last bowl, just wasting time.

The strange thing is that the bowl of fried cold skin has not cooled down with the passage of time, it is still steaming hot and fragrant.

The old man frowned. Could it be that this man discovered something that shouldn't be done?

The uncle stepped forward and reminded: "My child, why don't you eat?"

Li Wei smiled: "Uncle, I'm waiting."

The uncle sat next to Levi and was a little curious: "What are you waiting for?"

Li Wei slowly put down his chopsticks and pointed at the cold noodles in front of him: "I'm waiting for this bowl of cold noodles to cool down to see if it tastes good after it's cooled."

While talking, Levi stared at the old man with a smile and said meaningfully: "Uncle, food that is too hot does not taste good."

"hot mouth"

The uncle didn't seem to hear what Li Wei meant. He ate the bowl of cold skin in front of Li Wei while it was hot. After finishing it, he licked his lips with his tongue, as if he was reminiscing about something.

After finishing the meal, the uncle wiped his mouth habitually and murmured softly: "It doesn't taste good if it's too cold."

"chilling"

Seeing the old man eating his bowl of cold skin without his consent, Li Wei was furious: "What are you doing?"

"Do you know what you are eating?"

The uncle said without thinking: "Uncle, what I eat is nothing but loneliness."

"You're so lonely. What you're eating is my three dollars. Do you know what three dollars means to me?" Levi was furious and slammed the table with a ferocious expression. It seemed that the old man couldn't give a reasonable explanation. He won't just give up.

The uncle was startled by this disapproval of his relatives. He stepped back involuntarily and replied tentatively:

“A bowl of cold skin”

Levi:

For a moment, the atmosphere was a little awkward. Li Wei pretended to cough: "Ahem, that's right."

"But do you think it's just a cold dish?" Li Wei frowned and looked directly at the uncle.

Being looked directly at by Li Wei, the uncle felt a little guilty. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he seemed very nervous.

I'll give it a try. Could it be that he saw that he shouldn't? Could it be that he was just pretending? No, no, no, let me give him a try.

"Isn't that just a bowl of ordinary cold skin?" The uncle seemed to be frightened, and he was speechless.

"You're talking nonsense. It's more than just a bowl of cold skin. In that short moment, do you know how deep the friendship between me and him was?"

"Do you know how much effort I put into him to keep him warm?"

"And you, you, you actually ate it for him!"

"Why are you so cruel and cold-blooded?"

The uncle's mouth twitched unconsciously: "So?"

"So you have to lose money"

"Why should we pay for it?"

"Why?" Li Wei sneered:

"Just because I graduated in law, after you sold the thing to me, the ownership was already mine. At that moment, I saw a million possibilities for myself and that bowl of cold skin together, and You did so without the owner’s consent.”

"Eat him!" Li Wei looked heartbroken and had no love for the first time in his life.

"Do you know how important he is to me?"

"The nature of your behavior is extremely bad. It's robbery, it's a misappropriation of my property rights, and it's a taint of my emotions."

At this point, Levi paused for a moment. Maybe he breathed too much and was a little short of oxygen, and his face turned red from holding back.

"Would you like to drink water?" The uncle saw that Li Wei had been talking for so long and kindly handed over a bowl of water.

Levi reached out to take it and took a big sip: "Thank you."

Looking at Li Wei who was drinking freely, the uncle smiled and his eyes almost narrowed to a slit. His eyes were full of kindness and he asked:

"Is it sweet?"

"sweet"

“Delicious”

"It tastes good." Levi drank the last bit of water and wiped the water stains around his mouth with his sleeve:

"But uncle, I tell you that one code equals one code, and you still have to pay for it. What's the look in your eyes?"

Just when Levi was about to talk endlessly, he suddenly noticed something was wrong with the old man's eyes, which were full of a gloomy feeling.

Levi had an unpleasant feeling, and he felt a chill on his back.

For a time, all kinds of bloody plots from novels, animations, movies and TV shows appeared in Li Wei's mind

He suddenly felt a little confused and unsteady on his feet.

Oh, fuck, uncle, you are so vicious, you actually poisoned me

The uncle was very speechless: "Young man, can you please stop making up nonsense about the plot? You can talk nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense. I have been upright and aboveboard all my life, how can I be poisoned by a mere compensation fee?"

"You weren't poisoned, so you laughed so hard that you almost pissed yourself." Levi patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

The uncle smiled and said nothing, and stretched out his hand as if asking for money. This made Li Wei a little confused: "What are you doing?"

"Why do you need money? You think that bowl of water just now was free?"

"What the hell, wasn't that what you gave me to drink?" When it came to asking for money, Li Wei became furious and a little unhappy.

"Child, I just asked about drinking water. Didn't you say that the water is free?"

"Child, are you an idiot? Only an idiot would think there is a free lunch in the world."

"You just grabbed the water from my hand. You were openly robbing me. Do you know that there are 100 million possibilities between me and that bowl of water?"

"Do you know that my heart died when I watched you drink that bowl of water? Well, a million times?"

Hearing this, Levi covered his face with grief and beat his chest: "Damn, I was tricked."

"Tell me, uncle, how much does your bowl of water cost?"

The uncle pretended to be angry and made an impassioned speech: "Emotions are the purest things in the world, how can they be measured by dirty money?"

"How come you, a good child, have fallen in the eyes of money?" The uncle glanced at Li Wei sadly, looking heartbroken.

This plausive and convincing look made Li Wei stunned for a moment, and secretly cursed, Damn, you are so cunning.

"Uncle, let's not talk secretly, and let's not talk about what is available and what is not. Just tell me how much the water is, and I will pay it."

As he spoke, Levi put his hands into his pockets as if he were taking out money.

The uncle shook his head: "Young man, you are dishonest. Don't you just want me to say it first, and then you can say a higher price than mine?"

"Sir, I eat more salt than you eat rice. I already know all about your little thoughts."

Levi was not upset when his plan was exposed: "Uncle, you actually think like this. If everyone thinks like you, will there be trust in this society?"

The uncle rolled his eyes at Li Wei and admired from the bottom of his heart: "Young people today are different, they are so thick-skinned."

"I won't mess with you anymore. I'll give you the three yuan back. I'm going to get off work." The uncle shook his head, put the three yuan on the table, finished packing the folding table, got on his tricycle and was about to leave. .

Levi grabbed his shoulder, with tears in his eyes, and his reluctance was palpable: "Uncle, why are you going back so early? There's no need to rush to chat for a while."

"What are you talking about? There is a generation gap between you and me. There is nothing to talk about."

"Uncle, what you said is wrong. The uncle and I hit it off as old friends and we had a great conversation. As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine are too little for a close friend. Why don't you take a rest here and drink tea and eat buns with me? Wouldn’t it be beautiful to enjoy the moon and talk about the past and present?”

"I'm in a hurry to go home for dinner. Don't bother me. My wife is still waiting for me at home." The uncle impatiently pushed away Levi's hand on his shoulder.

"Oh, uncle, why are you in such a hurry? What's the good of going home?"

"Are you worried? Mom, don't worry. Uncle, there is no king next door to your house. There are sheep in the green grassland. I believe in my wife, you are definitely not a cuckold king."

What he said made the uncle furious, and he scolded angrily: "Why is the child of an adult so foul-mouthed? He doesn't have any tutoring at all. Believe it or not, I will discipline and discipline you for your elders."

"Ah, uncle, how do you know? I haven't been disciplined for a long time. My skin is itchy. I really want to be spanked again. It feels like flying. I miss you so much."

No one could bear Li Wei's provocative look. The old man simply got out of the car, came to Li Wei, raised his hand and slapped him.

Levi's face was calm, and he didn't shy away from the slap that was getting closer to him.

Just when the old man was about to hit himself, the old man suddenly stopped moving, shook his head and returned to the tricycle: "Forget it, it's your parents' business to educate you. I can't do it for you. I'd better go home and eat."

"But young man, I remind you, don't be too poor. Misfortunes come from your mouth, and going too far will never be enough."