Swart in Marvel

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It is of course impossible for Nick Fury to drive a sports car and take the beautiful agent Hill with him on the interstate highway.

Nick Fury and Hill were squeezed into the economy class of the civil aviation aircraft. Because of the alien's qualification, the Congress temporarily decided to cut the national budget, so even SHIELD, the richest agency, could only sit on the branch line. Economy class of the airplane.

after an hour

"Hushir, please remember, after returning from Swart, go to Tony to get some sponsorship. I never want to squeeze into the economy class again."

Hill's eyes twitched and he thought to himself: Are you trying to get Tony to sponsor a private jet?

After all, compared to the [-]-[-] million for private business jets, it is obviously less than the more than [-] billion directly sponsoring S.H.I.E.L.D.

However, Hill nodded and took note, because she didn't like to squeeze into the economy class. The capitalists who made small airplanes like this were trying their best to install seats in order to maximize profits, so the riding experience was not important.

"When did we move to Swart?" Nick Fury looked at the twenty-story commercial building in front of him, a little confused.

"I remember last time I was in a small apartment."

"Well, since the renovation of the Hammer Building was completed, they bought it. Next to it is Hammer Industries, no, it is the headquarters of the Elf Group. There are dozens of people in total, occupying the entire building, and it is a waste of natural resources."

It's no wonder that Hill thinks this way. The R&D center on Earth is arranged on the Dawn battleship somewhere in the Pacific. The original experimental center in New York has also been moved there, not to mention there are a lot of people on Mars.

"Go up, which floor are they on?" Nick Fury took a deep breath to calm down.

"Well, according to the information, Swart is on the second floor, but I'm not sure if they are at home."

"Didn't you contact him before coming here?" Nick Fury stared at Hill with wide eyes.

Hill shook his head in embarrassment and said, "You left in a hurry, I don't have time."

"Fight now"

"okay."

After 5 minutes

Swart appeared in front of Nick Fury: "You are here today. If you are not welcome, please come with me. Let's go into the house and chat."

Then, Swart took Nick Fury into the corridor. He first looked at the display in front of the elevator and found that both elevators were on the 17th floor.

A little calculation shows that it takes 1 minute to open the door of the elevator and 2 seconds to go up to the second floor. Including opening and closing the door and other messy things, it takes about 120 minutes, which is 2 seconds.Walking about 2 steps and standing for [-] minutes consume about [-] calories.

If you have to climb a total of thirty stairs from the stairs to the second floor, including the steps before and after, you will consume about 25 calories.

The difference between front and rear is 05 kcal. To sum up, the elevator is easier.

So, Nick Fury followed Swart and waited for the elevator for a minute, and then watched Swart press the button on the second floor. He suddenly felt like 1 dreadnought battleships roaring past at maximum cruising speed.

"We're home. If you have anything to do, go to the Three Treasures Hall and tell us what you think."

With that said, Swart opened the refrigerator in front of Nick Fury, took out a bucket of black tea leaves, and stuffed it back.

Finally, I poured a glass of boiled water for both of them, without adding ice.

Nick Fury clearly saw that there was black tea, green tea, juice, cola, everything in the refrigerator.

Since you are so disrespectful, I don’t need to worry about it anymore.

Then I took an imported red Fuji apple from the coffee table and took a big bite.

"tasty"

"It's okay, a certain treasure is 26 yuan and two tons."

Nick Fury: "I have a saying I don't know whether to say or not."

Keke, back to the topic.

"Why did you go to Mars?"

"Let's go have fun. It's rare to make so much money, why don't you take a good trip?" Swart replied to Nick Fury in a normal tone.

The scariest thing is that Nick Fury can't find a reason to object

Is it illegal if someone makes money and goes on a self-driving tour? No?

Illegal entry. NASA has already transferred half of the galaxy to the territory of the United States.

"Don't talk nonsense to me, have you met a strange person?"

Swart still pretended to be stupid: "What kind of mutant is the alien?"

"Pretend, keep pretending." Nick Fury looked at Swart with a caring look.

"Okay, I met it, so what"

Hearing Swart admit this matter will make things easier.

Snapped

Nick Fury slapped his hand on the coffee table and stood up: "I now ask you to prohibit the sale of any space battleships to rabbits, white elephants, and aliens."

There are a lot of forces in the world. If Swart hadn't only visited many more countries on the earth than Nick Fury said, he might have thought that he had read all the forces in the world.

However, Nick Fury didn't get the answer he wanted, and Swart didn't say anything after hearing it. He just sat there quietly eating an apple.

A few minutes later, Swart threw the apple core into the trash can, turned to Nick Fury and smiled: "Sorry, I refuse."

"First, I am a businessman. When people give me money, I buy things. There is nothing wrong with it. Second, I am a human being, but not an American. I don't even have an identity. You ask me to take care of the national security of the United States. Third, I The purpose is to help the earth develop rapidly, without any other ideas, otherwise why would you think the technology would be handed over to you?"

After speaking at three o'clock, Nick Fury's face turned purple when he heard it, and he was interrupted by Swart just as he was about to speak.

"Oh, by the way, as long as I fly fast enough, your missiles can't catch up with me."

Poof, Nick Fury, a 120-year-old man, died of excessive blood loss. This is treated as fart.

"Old people, don't get angry so easily. It's not good for your health. Don't forget that we are strategic partners. We've been together for so long. I'll give you a 99% discount. Ninety-nine nine hundred and ninety-nine ninety-nine nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand." It’s fair to pay $99 in one hand and deliver the goods in one hand.”

Swart rubbed his hands gently, his smiling face full of wrinkles.

"How do you calculate the 1000% discount?" Hill questioned Swart: "Shouldn't the [-]% discount be [-] billion?"

I saw Swart shaking his index finger from side to side: "nonono, the full sentence I said about discount is one dollar discount. This is a flower grower's writing technique and there is nothing wrong with shortening the sentence."

This time not only Nick Fury, but also Hill's face turned purple.

"let's go"

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After Swart watched Nick Fury leave, Fox Spirit jumped out and asked: "Is it okay if you are so offended?"

"If there is any problem, just go to the flower shop and buy it. As long as they are not stupid."