Swart in Marvel

Christmas Eve

betty and banner love cabin

Banner was holding a spoon with a grimace and stir-frying in a pot that was only the size of his hand.

"My dear, please come and help me."

Because Banner's body is so big and the apartment is so small, the kitchen is only a little bigger.The reason why Banner was able to be stuffed in was entirely because he was half squatting in the kitchen.

The weight has reached [-] kilograms. You can imagine how much pressure the knees bear in the semi-crouching state.

What's more, cooking is not a temporary thing. On Christmas Eve, of course, you have to cook something rich.

Banner, who had been in the kitchen for nearly an hour and a half, couldn't hold on anymore and called Betty to help.

"Hold on a little longer"

Betty's voice came from the room. Banner looked depressed, retracted his head angrily, and muttered: "You have said this sentence four times."

Just as Bannerson was waiting helplessly for the fifth time, Betty ran out wearing a blue evening dress and asked excitedly: "Look, how do I look in this dress?"

Banner, who has been single for so many years due to his strength, has also practiced the meditation spell in the monastery for so long. When his lover asked this question, he subconsciously asked: "It's such a cold day, how can you wear so little and not be afraid of freezing to death?"

"Go to hell" Betty casually pulled out the rose on the table and threw it at Banner.

Fortunately, Banner reacted quickly, reached out to catch the flower, got out of the kitchen and put it back in the vase.

Seeing that Banner didn't understand romance, Betty stamped her feet angrily, ran back to the room to change into her pajamas, and didn't forget to curse: "Wooden, stupid, idiot."

After changing her clothes, Betty stood behind Banner and watched him arrange the bouquet of roses.

Betty frowned and shrugged her nose, "What smells so good?"

"It's delicious." Banner turned around and smiled, smelling the aroma of meat in the air, "It's almost ready, get ready to eat."

Then Banner took out a porcelain plate from the cabinet, put the red things in the pot one by one on the table, and also twisted one and threw it into his mouth, "This is the taste."

Seeing how much he enjoyed eating, Betty asked eagerly: "What is this? Is it delicious?"

"Of course this was when I was in Brazil. A flower-growing brother taught me how to make it. If you don't believe it, try it."

Betty looked into his eyes and saw that he didn't look like he was lying. She picked up the fork, inserted a piece into her mouth.

After chewing it for a while, he said, "It tastes good, but it feels a little weird."

"Do you feel a rustling feeling?" Banner's eyes lit up and he asked quickly.

"Ah."

"That's right, this is the unique taste of pig intestines."

When Betty heard this, her face darkened, and then turned into a horrified expression as if she had seen a ghost. She asked Banner with a twisted smile: "What you just said was pig intestines?"

Banner hadn't realized that something was wrong with Betty's situation, so he said matter-of-factly: "Of course I went to the slaughterhouse to pick it out."

After saying this, Betty remembered that the day before, Banner stinked when he came back from S.H.I.E.L.D., and she even joked that he had fallen into the toilet.

Now the truth is revealed, Banner was picking up the smell from his large intestine.

When she thought about what was in her large intestine, Betty's stomach turned upside down, and she quickly ran to the toilet and vomited.

Banner, who hadn't understood the situation yet, was startled. He put down his things and followed Betty in. He patted her gently on the back and asked, "What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

Betty waved her hand, "It's okay, just a little disgusting."

"It's disgusting. Are you pregnant?" Banner was suddenly startled, remembering that Thor taught these otakus about pregnancy and pregnancy. The first thing he said was that if a woman becomes emotionally unstable, she will feel nauseated if she eats anything. , then it is most likely that you are pregnant.

Banner felt sick when he thought about Betty hitting him with a rose for no apparent reason and taking a bite of such delicious food. It was exactly the same as what Thor said.

"You are really pregnant, isn't it? We have never slept together, how could you have pregnancy complications?"

The shock and anger in Betty's eyes suddenly turned into rage. She wiped off the residue around her mouth, grabbed the cosmetics on the dressing table and threw them at Banner: "I made you pregnant, I made you pig intestines, I made you eat me I’ll make you delicious”

For an hour and a half, Banner coaxed Betty into a good mood. The two of them sat on the sofa watching the talent show, and made comments from time to time.

In fact, it was Betty nestling in Banner's arms. Who knows, Banner's height of more than two meters, compared with Betty's height of 1.7 meters, is simply a classic scene in "The Killer Isn't Cold"

After watching TV for a while, Betty put her ear against Banner's heart, listened to his strong heartbeat, and said softly: "Can you accompany me to find Swart tomorrow?"

"Why are you looking for him?" Banner asked nonchalantly.

"I want to be like you, only he can do it, so"

Banner was silent. No matter how slow he was, he could still understand the meaning of Betty's words. He didn't know what to say for a while and could only respond with silence.

Then Betty began to think about herself and said: "I asked Swart, and he said that your appearance has been fixed and there is no way to change it back. It seems that the gamma rays in the past affected the genetic sequencing."

"Ok, I know."

Betty opened her big eyes, stretched out her hands, and gently held Banner's face: "I'm different. I haven't been exposed to gamma rays, so I can become a normal person."

"This is only theoretical. No one knows whether it can be successful, you." Before Banner could finish his words, Betty's index finger sealed his mouth.

While she was dazed, Betty pecked Banner gently on the lips, "You will agree, right?"

Banner could only smile bitterly. Betty had already blocked the road for him. In addition to agreeing, he still agreed. He has short hands for taking people and short mouth for eating people. Betty used a light kiss to get Banner's approval.

"Okay, I agree."

"Yes." Betty nodded lightly and crawled into Banner's arms again. Banner hugged her tightly knowingly. The two of them cuddled up like this all night, and no one wanted to break the silence.

That night, not only Betty thought a lot, but Banner also thought a lot. In the end, he could only come up with one sentence: "If you have a wife like this, what else can a husband ask for?"

Leaning on the sofa, staring blankly at Betty who was putting on makeup in the bathroom.

Betty seemed to be aware of Banner's hot gaze and tilted her head to smile at him.

But what she didn't expect was that this smile stunned Banner and made him swear secretly in his heart: No one can harm you.

"Banner, please change some clothes and we can go."