Xueba God-level system

Seeing that Han Meimei was so stubborn like a woman, Meng Ke stepped aside and made a standard "please" gesture.

As for Han Meimei, she looked like this, and she just sat on the seat.

Meng Ke actually knew that Han Meimei's visit was a certainty, sooner or later.

Without a seat, where should Meng Ke go?

At this time, Jiang Lin was plagiarizing his homework with a face full of shame.If you don't copy now, when will you wait?It is impossible to copy after class, maybe at that time, what he copied is not homework, but should be writing a self-criticism.

Estimating the approximate time, it should be possible to finish copying before class.

While Jiang Lin was busy, Meng Ke sat down on his lap.

Why not sit in one seat for two?

In Meng Ke's world view, of course it is possible.But this is Jiang Lin's position, and he disagrees a hundred times.

Not long after school started, you sat on my lap.What should we do in the days to come? Will Meng Ke be able to break ground on him by the end of this semester?

Thinking of this, Jiang Lin broke out in a cold sweat. He stole needles when he was a child, and he stole gold when he grew up.No, I have to kill Meng Ke's bad habit in the cradle.

"Go down for me, is this a place for you to sit?" Jiang Lin glared at him indignantly, his words full of sharp feeling.

"Hehe, how dare you not want me, Han Meimei, Jiang Lin took your chemistry homework." You are unkind, so don't blame me for being unrighteous. Meng Ke has always been a brave person. If someone has a small problem, he will of course be the first It was pointed out at a time.

"Okay, have you got my permission to take my things without permission, it's against the sky." Han Meimei also stopped packing her schoolbag, and pinched Jiang Lin's ear.

Jiang Lin grinned in pain, while Meng Ke couldn't help giggling beside him, another person who was afraid of female deskmates, haha.

Simply Meng Ke's seat is the "geomantic treasure" of the whole class. In the last few rows, except for Zhao Liyang who is a girl, the others are all buddies, and they are pure.

There is a classmate in front of him covering him, a wall to lean on in the back, Niu Zihao on the left reading comics, and a deskmate on the right standing guard for him.Such a seat, isn't it really good!

As for Niu Zihao's liking for reading comics, they were actually used to pass the time when he was bored. Now, his interests have long since changed, and comics have long since caught his attention. Only online novels are available. Will watch it all night.

Looking at Meng Ke's smug look, Jiang Lin's lungs had already exploded with anger, and now he just wanted to vomit blood, and it would be best if he vomited directly on Meng Ke.Hey, why is it a bit bloody?

"Hmph, just because of what you did just now, you still want to borrow my homework to copy. You can stay wherever it's cool. Even if you can't see through love, at least I can see through you." Jiang Lin said silently in his heart. He thought, if he wanted to take revenge on Meng Ke, there would be plenty of opportunities.

But he didn't dare to bully Han Meimei, because she was only a girl!

"Come on, since Gao Yaxuan is taking my seat, then I have no choice but to go to her seat to catch some heat." Meng Ke just finished thinking, and sat straight in Gao Yaxuan's seat.

"Stand up, teacher."

"Students, get out of class is over. Goodbye, teacher."

Meng Ke sat up and down like a nervous man, deliberately creating an atmosphere of being in class.

Although the time in the last row was short, it should be cherished even more.Meng Ke has never stood up since he entered high school.Why is this, the classmates in front of him are blocking his view, so it doesn't matter if he can't afford it.

It just so happened that today he was going to feel the charm of standing up.

It was really good, Meng Ke touched the table with his hand.The desk in the front row seems to be tailor-made for students who are good at studying. The table top is impoverished and smooth.Unlike the table in the last row, it is like the surface of the moon, with pits and holes that could fit a chewed bubble gum.Sometimes when writing on a test paper, the nib of the pen can poke into the test paper. I am afraid this is the legendary power through the back of the paper.

Meng Ke was not idle, and quickly took out Gao Yaxuan's Chinese documents.

In class [-] of high school, these four characters are written horizontally, and only the word Yaxuan is written vertically. She is really economical and misses the word "高".

Here at Meng Ke, there is no cute girl, only lazy or not, like Gao Yaxuan, she is lazy.

Hehe, fortunately Gao Yaxuan didn't hear his words. If he did, it would be fine. Meng Ke would be thankful for not copying the Chinese language documents from compulsory one to compulsory five.

"Did I go to the wrong place?" Wang Yan put down the back of her book and looked at the boy in front of her quietly.

Meng Ke looked around for a while, only to realize that someone was talking to him at this time, "No, Gao Yaxuan fell asleep in the last row and had nowhere to go, so I came here."

"Okay then, you can sit with Zhao Bin, I don't want to sit with boys." Wang Yan blinked her eyes, looking very cold.

"You can do whatever you want, and I won't force you." If it weren't for the fact that Wang Yan is the representative of the English class, Meng Ke wouldn't bother with her!

He is a person who doesn't even stand up to execute, where does he get the courage to care about his female classmates?

"Wake up, get up." But Cheng Yaotie didn't dare to touch Liu Xianying, so he could only yell loudly from the side.

Maybe it was because Liu Xianying was frightened last night, or maybe it was the sound of rain last night that made her not want to go to school. In short, there is still half an hour before the morning self-study, but Liu Xianying still has no sign of wanting to get up .

Shouting is useless, only a different method can be used.

Cheng Yaotie spotted the pot lid for cooking, picked up a shovel, and began to imitate the scene of a large-scale symphony performance.

Next, we invite Cheng Yaotie, who is currently studying in Grade One ([-]) Class of No. [-] Middle School of Anqin County, to bring you the symphony piece "Er Quan Ying Yue".In fact, these are all pictures he imagined, and they would never exist in real life.

In a concert hall with millions of people, all the lights are focused on one point.Cheng Yaotie rose up from below the stage.

After the audience saw him, they all started to shout, some roared, and of course there were flowers and applause, all of which were essential.

Look, some people even raised a banner saying "Master Cheng Music Conference", and more than 50 cameras are shooting 5G ultra-high-definition cameras in the air. They want this precious moment to be recorded forever. In the annals of history.

The posters and fluorescent sticks specially made for Cheng Yaotie have been sold out. So far, the manufacturers have begun to frown and worry about this matter.

Many of Cheng Yaotie's fans started to yell "I love you". Of course, there were also some spirited guys who fainted on the spot because of excessive excitement and were carried to the infirmary.

As for Cheng Yaotie himself, he wanted others to keep a low profile, while he acted high profile.This kind of feeling is not something ordinary people can pretend to be. Cheng Yaotie can, just because he is an old driver and does not take the usual way.

After the scene settled down, Cheng Yaotie began his performance.

In Wang Bo's Preface to the Pavilion of the Prince of Teng, there is a sentence, "The sunset and the lone bird fly together, and the autumn water grows together in the same color", which is directly spoofed by Cheng Yaotie here as "The pot cover and the shovel fly together, and the slender beauty grows together. get up".

The song "Erquan Yingyue", under the three-dimensional surround sound quality of Cheng Yaotie's pot cover, directly became the unique "killing music" in the ages. , Can you stand such devastation?

The second-year high school boy next door bleeds directly from seven holes, died suddenly and "dead".

"What are you doing?" Liu Xianying was also brought back to reality from the dream world by this "symphony". It would be strange if she couldn't pull back such an ugly voice!

"I, I..." Cheng Yaotie choked up, because he saw his goddess getting angry, which was the last thing he wanted to see.Cheng Yaotie actually had good intentions, but he used it in the wrong place.

"What are you!" Liu Xianying put on her slippers and kicked Cheng Yaotie a few times.

Cheng Yaotie, who was hiding under the wall, could only swallow his anger, how dare he fight back when the goddess hit him.If he dared to fight back, then his love for Liu Xianying might have been shattered from the very beginning, and it would never have developed to the present.

Cheng Yaotie's cell phone was also kicked out and fell to the ground, the screen was smashed to pieces, how could he watch Miss Sister's live broadcast.If you really want to see it, it's not a monster.

Forget it, at most the tempered film is damaged, go to the mobile phone shop opposite No. [-] Middle School, and you can change it for five yuan.But if you make Liu Xianying angry, can five yuan buy her happiness? No way.

Cheng Yaotie really doesn't know if Erquan has been shown in the last month or not, but Liu Xianying got angry when it was shown, and this is what Cheng Yaotie is most worried about now.

"At the same table, let's take a break first, let's go to school first, okay, you hit me when we get to school." Cheng Yaotie wouldn't have said that if he wasn't really about to be late.

After being reminded by Cheng Yaotie, Liu Xianying just remembered that today is Saturday, elementary and middle school students have already passed the weekend, and their high school students do not have this privilege, and they have to make up a day of class.

It is enough to make up lessons, but the key is to charge for making up lessons, which makes some students suffer.Even so, they would still come to school with exhausted bodies every Saturday morning.

Yawning, looking like they haven't woken up yet, although they have arrived at school, their hearts are still in bed in the dormitory.

Some people may ask, when will that heart come back.So stupid, of course, when the school bell rings at 12:[-] noon, the heart returns to the owner from the bed.

"Hurry up and get up!" Liu Xianying is also aware of the crisis, but the biggest crisis is not this, but Cheng Yaotie, should he go out for a while?