Xueba God-level system

"Chen Ying, what is she doing with a small mirror?"

Yang Zelin pinched his chin with his hands, thinking calmly.

When everyone was not paying attention, he gently pushed the back door open, and then tiptoed over.

After staying behind her for about five or six minutes, Zelin finally knew what she was doing.

It turned out that I was not doing anything else, but applying lipstick in front of the mirror.

He grinned and smiled "hehe", thinking of a joke.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Ze Lin pushed Chen Ying lightly, and her lipstick was also forced to smear on her face. From a distance, she looked very weird.

"It's all your fault, Yang Zelin, I'm so sick of pretending." Chen Ying raised her little foot and kicked him hard on the leg.

"Fuck, this hurts me to death. You have to pay me for medical expenses and mental damage expenses."

People like Yang Zelin, who are shameless and shameless, live in their own world, and feel very great.

The other little brothers are all teasing girls, but he is purely bullying.

There are too many cases like this to enumerate.The twenty-odd girls in the class had all competed with him, and they didn't end in failure in the end.

Since you can't beat it, you should still be able to hide in time.

Chen Ying simply didn't plan to talk to him anymore, and just regarded him as air. Ze Lin also felt that this was boring, so she shrugged and returned to her seat.

He watched the little sister's shoulder-shaking dance in the car just now, which was pretty good, and he was addicted to it for a while. How can he do it without practicing his hands.

Wu Qi was originally a person who was immersed in writing, but he was attracted by his elder brother's nervous movements.

"Brother Yang, what are you doing? Why can't I understand?" Wu Qi scratched his head.

"Hehe, it's nothing, there was a mosquito lying on the back of my head just now, I was just trying to drive it away."

Is this really the case? The magnitude is a bit too strange. The two Wu Qi will never believe his nonsense. Ten out of ten sentences are bluffing.

Zhang Fan suddenly felt bored, just like Niu Zihao, he invited Yang Zelin to go to the bathroom to take a few sips, unexpectedly he agreed without even thinking about it, it was really refreshing.

After passing through a garden and stepping on the lawn, the two of them headed towards the toilet.

"Hey, why don't you invite Wu Qi to come with us, he is a well-known wise man in the class, the three of us are together, wouldn't it be more lively."

"Hey, don't mention him. Every time I ask him to go out to do something, he cringes. I don't know who he is afraid of. The most annoying thing is not this. He always thinks that he wants to learn to prepare for the battle. Because of the college entrance examination, he ruthlessly rejected me. If you really want to study, why do you want to be admitted to the second middle school? Isn't it beautiful in the first middle school, teaching by famous teachers!" Zhang Fan's words surprised Ze Lin beside him a lot.

"Did you smell a pungent stench, it killed me." Even though Zelin pinched his nose, it didn't help.

The air circulated freely, and unless he stopped breathing, he would always smell it.

"It seems to have come out of the toilet." Zhang Fan calmly took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and turned on the flashlight.

This photo didn't matter, but it left him with an unforgettable memory ever since.

Quickly covering his mouth, Zhang Fan ran under a willow tree next to the toilet and began to vomit.

"What's going on, are you using it so exaggeratedly?" Yang Zelin took the phone, took a photo, and the result was exactly the same as Zhang Fan.

I saw black liquid flowing out of the toilet door, it was nothing but feces. It's just that when the magic star cursed witch was practicing kung fu, he went mad and exploded to death.

To say that this witch is really unlucky, so many IQ factors were completely released by it, and then absorbed again.This is obviously excessive, and even a child can understand the truth, why doesn't it understand?

Just ask, can a person eat this year's food in one meal? Of course not, it must be eaten to death.

Before dying, the curse witch only said "why is this so", and then ended his short fate.

At any rate, it was considered wise for a month, yet it died in the toilet unknowingly.

Well, Niu Zihao, Gao Yaxuan and the others don't need to rush to collect the remaining seven Xueba stars.Anyway, their enemy is dead now, and it would be superfluous if they went to collect stars.

Of course, the uproar it caused when it exploded was enough to give the sanitation workers headaches for a few days. Besides, going to the toilet in the school is probably a very luxurious thing now.

People can't go inside at all, so how can we talk about the next step.

"Uh, vomit. This is too disgusting. It makes me feel sick now. Let's go. Now I feel that studying is not such a painful thing." Yang Zelin didn't want to stay in this place for a second, maybe there will be Even more amazing things happen.

After struggling for a long time, the two of them came to the corridor of No. [-] teaching building.

"Kill me now, never go to the toilet again, I'm really fed up with that smell."

Yang Zelin cried, why is it always him who is unlucky.

"Brother, look quickly, someone seems to be coming." Zhang Fan said, pointing to the end of the corridor.

Sure enough, a teacher just came out of the office, and looking at him, it was more like checking the students' evening self-study situation, which can be analyzed from the notebook he held in his hand.

It's a blessing, not a disaster, it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

The two of them were hiding behind the tiled pillars in the corridor. If it took a few seconds, the teacher would definitely find all this.

"Zhang Fan, good brother, don't be afraid. My brother will give you a strange trick. You just need to do it according to the requirements, and I guarantee that nothing will go wrong." Ze Lin softly echoed in his ear, telling the next step. battle plan.

Zhang Fan understood, and ran across the yard at once, this trick is called Tiaohulishan.

Unexpectedly, the teacher was really wise and foolish, and he was easily fooled.

Seeing Zhang Fan run into the toilet, the teacher on duty Zhou also rushed in.

But his feet stopped at the door, and he didn't want to go in any more, because it was so smelly that the air was still permeated.

As for the knowledge of inertia, the students have already been exposed to it in the textbooks of junior high school.

At this time, the teacher was also performing this scene.

Although he stopped, it doesn't mean that the inertia will stop. With Zhang Fan's push, the teacher rushed into the toilet without any retreat at all.

After the sound of "ah", he passed out inside.

That's right, that kind of smell, probably a normal person can't stand it.

"Yeah, it's finally done." Zhang Fan and Ze Lin gave each other a high-five, and then laughed out of tears.

In addition to the toilet, the cafeteria is the second choice.

But today is the first evening self-study after the National Day holiday, and the staff haven't bothered for a dinner yet, so they didn't come, and the rolling shutters still showed a closed grand scene.

In desperation, the two of them had no choice but to go to the stairs on the fifth floor to smoke.

As we all know, there are classes in the first four floors, but few people come to the unique fifth floor, and we don’t know what the school built it for, so we dare not ask.

Not only that, this floor is relatively short. Judging from the appearance, the leftmost part is a paradise for liberal arts students in cram schools, while most of the right part is full of unknown question marks, and the door is often locked , no one is allowed to enter without authorization, and those who violate the order will be treated as staying in school for inspection.

The most desolate place will naturally be visited by people.

Once, Yang Zelin accidentally stepped on the shoe of a female classmate, and was chased and beaten crazily. He almost ran all over the four floors. That's good, why do you still study science? Being a sports student is your best destination.

Taking advantage of her inattentive distraction, Yang Zelin jumped up to the fifth floor, and since then, he has also known this place.

When the two turned around the corner on the fourth floor, they unexpectedly heard someone talking, and it was a man and a woman.

The two approached the outer wall of a classroom, poked their heads out, and observed quietly.

"In three days' time, it will be time for the results of the first test to be listed. I am really worried that I will not see my name on it. Then the hard work of these two months will be in vain."

It can be heard that the girl's tone is a little sad and sad. In fact, even she herself doesn't know why she chooses to take the road of studying.

Anqin No. [-] Middle School's layout of senior and third grades, the best Classes [-] and [-] are located on the first floor, and next to it are Classes [-] and [-]. Needless to say, this is purely arranged in numerical order.

As for the four classrooms in the right toilet on the first floor, they are the four classes 17-20 from the second level of the No. [-] teaching building.

According to the distribution of numbers, the two best classes in liberal arts were also moved to the second floor.

The eight classes 13-20 dominated the entire third floor, and the students in this class were either restricted from entering, borrowed or bought at a high price.

Counting 70 people in one class, the eight classes have a total of 560 people. It is estimated that there will be about 5 people who can pass the second line or above on a conservative basis. This is not surprising, after all, their foundation is really poor.

There is a 0.89% ranking rate, which is pretty good. If you analyze them according to their scores in the high school entrance examination, it is impossible for students above the second line to appear in these eight classes.

It seems that this is the result of their hard work.

Learning is like sailing a boat in the water. If you don’t advance, you will retreat. If you don’t want to reach that height, you have to let others compete for it.

Even in the experimental class with excellent grades in the high school entrance examination, if they don't study, there are many people who fail the exam.

And the two people in the corridor obviously didn't wear school uniforms, so we could guess from this that they were from the cram school.