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"Ready to fight!"

Rocket Raccoon yelled and jumped onto the pilot's seat of the spacecraft. It turned 180 degrees, all weapons systems were turned on, and dozens of black holes were pointed at the rapidly approaching Earthlings.

Others held onto their weapons and wore helmets to ensure they could survive in the universe for a short period of time. If necessary, they could jump out of the spacecraft as soon as possible.

For a moment, everyone was nervous...well, except for Groot the Treeman and Drax the Destroyer.

The former is slow and has a personality that doesn’t know anything at all and is worried;

The latter was overly optimistic, holding two daggers and panting, expecting the enemy to approach.

In Drax's opinion, there was no man who rushed over alone with guns and cannonballs, someone worthy of respect, a truly tough guy.This aroused his desire to fight.

"Can't you escape?"

Star-Lord has no interest in fighting at all.

He has been exposed to a group of vicious bastards who rob, steal, and kill since he was a child, and he still runs for his life. Under the influence of these bastards, Peter Quill first thinks of running away when he encounters danger or situation.

"That golden shit behind you won't let us go." Rocket Raccoon narrowed his eyes and stared at the spaceship in the distance and said:

"That kind of color matching, appearance design... It has a military space shuttle on the King's planet, and it's the latest model! If you want to get rid of it, you can't even think about it unless you completely transform this shabby machine under our butts - -he came!"

Even without the use of external monitoring devices, a group of people can clearly see each other’s appearance:

A young, featureless-looking Earthling, with his bare hands and no flying or protective equipment, was exposed to the universe in spite of all the terrifying cosmic rays and ultra-low temperatures.

A nearly 30-meter-long giant dragon surrounded him as if he were a loyal, majestic and guard... premise, ignoring its sexy pink scales.

"Fire!"

When Rocket Raccoon presses the launch button, his fist-sized cannonballs shoot out and spin rapidly towards the target.

As the shells approached, Zhang Ming clenched his fists and a golden sun thunder appeared on his skin. Electric current was injected into the powerful Tianlong. The Tianlong let out a loud "Gan" and his body became even larger. 50 meters long.

It flew out faster than the cannonballs, opened its big mouth, and chewed up all the cannonballs in one bite.

The five Star-Lord companions inside the spaceship looked at each other in shock.

"Then what kind of monster is that?"

"It ate all the shells! Damn it!"

"Be careful it's coming!"

No matter how much Rocket Raccoon fired cannonballs, he couldn't stop the pink dragon from approaching. Seeing that it was about to open its mouth and swallow them and the entire spaceship, everyone closed their eyes in despair.

"Boom-thump-"

After waiting for two seconds, the imagined pain did not appear. When they opened their eyes, they saw the Earthling floating outside the spaceship, politely smiling and "knocking on the door", and the terrifying pink dragon appeared. He wrapped his body around the spacecraft and watched them quietly.

Gamora secretly kicked Peter Quill's side and smiled forcefully at Zhang Ming while squeezing out a voice from between her teeth: "Aren't you an Earthling? I don't know what kind of thing is there on the other side of his command. Think of something before the monster eats us!"

Peter Quill wanted to say what can I do, but faced with the gaze of Dawei Tianlong, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and smile at Zhang Ming. Zhang Ming was about to speak and said first:

"Do you mind if I come in and chat?"

With the help of the magic necklace, Zhang Ming can transmit the sound regardless of the limitations of the air in the universe.

"Of course." Star-Lord winked at Rocket Raccoon. The little raccoon reluctantly pressed the spacecraft opening button and opened the hatch. After Zhang Ming flew in, the hatch closed again.

"What are you looking for us for?" Rocket Raccoon asked cautiously.

"Cosmic Spirit Ball." Zhang Ming got straight to the point, "Give it to me and I will leave."

When the cosmic spirit ball was mentioned, everyone subconsciously looked at Peter Quill. Feeling Zhang Ming move over, Peter pursed his lips and suddenly sang:

"Hey~~What's the problem with you having a brain? Hey~~What's the problem with you having thoughts and gestures..."

Zhang Ming:? ? ?

Others in the Guardians of the Galaxy: "..."

After singing two lines of lyrics, Star-Lord's thoughts gradually became clearer. He grabbed Zhang Mingyou's hands without feeling any embarrassment and said, "You should have heard of it, right? "Come Over and Find Your Love" is a classic song by the Red Bones band. I, too, am from Earth! I haven’t seen my fellow countrymen here for many years..."

As Star-Lord said this, he looked around with a smirk and winked quietly at his companions.What he thought Zhang Ming didn't see was actually the third-angle camera that had been watching him.

Although I have known Peter Quill from time to time when watching movies in the past, Zhang Mingcai, who actually dealt with him face to face, realized firsthand that Mr. Star-Lord really has a lot of thoughts and ideas.

"...Go!"

Star-Lord held Zhang Ming's hands tightly to create offensive opportunities for his companions.

The first to take action was Gamora, a super killer trained by Thanos. He reached Zhang Ming with a clenched fist from the side and hit his waist and abdomen.With her knowledge of the human body structure, she could blow out a kidney with one punch.

On the other side, the tree man Groot stretched out his hands and stretched his branches to wrap around Zhang Ming. Rocket Raccoon took the opportunity to pick up a rifle and aim at Zhang Ming's butt.

The one with the most ferocious aura, Drax the Destroyer, held two daggers high in the air, shouted and rushed towards him with eyes wide open as he did not understand his hometown dialect.

Even Star-Lord himself, who was holding Zhang Ming's hands, did not give up the attack. He raised his legs, aimed at Zhang Ming's crotch, and kicked him hard.

Zhang Ming, who was facing attacks from the front, rear, left and right, was not in a panic. Inside the spacecraft, they could not use ordinary attacks with powerful weapons, and even items such as clothing and defenses could not be pierced.

Zhang Ming ignored Gamora and glanced at Star-Lord with his fist. A slight electric current appeared on the skin of Star-Lord's vaginal leg, causing Star-Lord to twitch and fall to the ground.

Under the protection of Yang Lei, Groot could not touch Zhang Ming even with resin.

Zhang Ming, who broke free from Star-Lord's restraints and watched through the third-person camera, grabbed Rocket Raccoon's gun and grabbed it in his hand without looking back.

At this time, Drax the Destroyer was roaring: "Let's duel head-on!" while flying over, the strong and muscular body arched in mid-air, with well-developed muscles bulging high.

Zhang Ming used the rifle he had snatched from Rocket Raccoon and turned it around as a baseball bat and hit Drax on the chest as he rushed towards him.

The big man grunted and hit the two daggers that flew away hard, spinning in mid-air.

In just a short moment, the five-man team of the Guardians of the Galaxy lost their ability to continue fighting. Zhang Ming raised his hand to catch the two daggers that fell down. He remembered that Star-Lord had just lifted his vaginal legs and aimed at his crotch——

clang!

Two short knives penetrated deeply into the spacecraft deck, forming an "X" shape.The pants had two small slits cut close to a certain key part.

For a moment, everyone felt a chill between their legs. Rocket Raccoon subconsciously put his little hands into his pants and adjusted his position.

"Oh!" Drax the Destroyer blurted out when he saw this scene as soon as he got up from the ground: "Quil, it's lucky that you have a smaller penis. Like me, you will be chopped off! You really, One lucky guy!”

"Shut up, shut up!" Peter Quill was so frightened that he tried to move his body back as far away from the two terrifying daggers as possible.

"For the sake of you and the people on earth, I didn't ask you to transform and become a woman, but it's just this time. Can you give me the cosmic spirit ball now? Also..."

Zhang Ming looked at them one after another.

"Are you planning on coming for round two?"

"No! We admit defeat!" Star-Lord quickly raised his hands and took out a metal ball from his jacket pocket and handed it over.

Zhang Ming didn't answer, but looked at Peter Quill quietly.

"Uh..." Star-Lord took out another metal ball from his backpack on the side. The pattern was obviously more textured and more contemporary than the previous one.

"This is true."

Zhang Ming caught both metal balls.

"Thank you for your cooperation."

Zhang Ming, who reopened the cabin door of the spaceship, flew out.

After he walked away, Rocket Raccoon was listless and lowered his head. For the rest of his life, his wealth and freedom just disappeared.

"Hey guys! Guys!" Star-Lord lowered his voice, "Hurry up and get out of here before they find out."

"Where to go?" Rocket Raccoon asked.

"Of course, we who know nothing about the realm have to sell this thing before they find out!" Star-Lord took out another cosmic spirit ball from the corner of the spacecraft.

"Is this true?" Gamora asked.

Star-Lord shook his head and said: "No, that's it. If it exists, I'll let you take a look. As for the real one...I won't take it out until I reach the Zhiwu Realm."

Everyone regained their energy in an instant. Rocket Raccoon started the spaceship again and moved away from the opponent's sight as quickly as possible.

Star-Lord looked at Zhang Mingyuan's back and said with a smile: "Goodbye, there are fools who don't understand music."

After he finished speaking, he touched the slit area of ​​his pants and suddenly felt like he had said the wrong thing.

We probably won't meet again.

The more he thought about it, the more guilty he became.