[Naruto] Complete guide to Kakashi

There is a saying that has been circulating since ancient times. If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.

Heyun asked: "Kakashi, do you men like women who cook delicious food?"

Kakashi was originally watching Kissing Heaven. After hearing this question, he thought for a moment, raised his head and answered: "Well, for me personally, this can only be considered one of the factors. If that woman can do the laundry and tidy the room for me again, Something like that, you can think about it." After saying that, he lowered his head and continued reading the pornographic book, and added coolly, "What, Chasing Shikamaru?"

He Yun: "You deserve to be alone for a lifetime."

Then he went to Hinata and said: "Hinata, if you want to capture a man's heart, you have to capture his stomach first. I asked Kakashi, and Kakashi said that men are all women who like to cook delicious food. of."

She smiled particularly flatteringly when she said this, or she felt guilty.

Kakashi clearly said he wants a woman who can cook, wash, and take care of the house, okay?

Girl, it’s okay if you don’t like doing laundry and tidying up the room. Is it really wrong to mislead others like this?

The last barbecue incident left Hinata with lingering fears, and the honest girl finally had an idea: "But the lady who owns the restaurant next door to Ino's house hasn't gotten married yet."

The proprietress of the restaurant next door to Yamanaka Inoya is notoriously ugly, with bean-shaped eyes, a flat nose, a sausage mouth, and a huge matchmaker mole on her left cheek. She also has an extremely weird temper. Even now, she is more than thirty-four years old and no one has come to visit her. Proposing marriage, but it is true that she has good cooking skills.

Heyun was speechless for a moment due to Hinata's rebuttal. He rolled his eyes and said, "Of course, delicious food alone is not enough. But we need to pave the way with delicious food, and then go further on this basis to understand For example, when are you most moved when you eat?”

Hinata asked tentatively: "When you are hungry"

"Forget it, it's my fault, I shouldn't ask you." He Yun shook his head, "Let's put it this way, were you mentally fragile when you were sick?"

Hinata nodded.

"Do you want someone to take care of you?"

Hinata nodded again.

"Then if the person who takes care of you brings you delicious food to comfort you, wouldn't you be very touched?"

Hinata suddenly realized: "So that's it." After thinking about it, he felt something was wrong, "He Yun means that when Naruto gets sick, I will bring delicious food to take care of him. When will Naruto get sick?"

Heyun poked Hinata's temple: "You have to create opportunities yourself." Then he whispered into Hinata's ear.

"Hey, isn't this bad?"

"I can't help but let the child trap the wolf. As I said before, let's take it step by step. First, let's work hard to make the food that Naruto likes to eat."

Afterwards, Heyun carefully taught Hinata the key points of selecting ingredients and making dishes. Hinata took notes carefully while operating as required.

Although there is absolutely no result if you don't work hard, you may not be able to achieve the desired results if you work hard. Hinata has proven this in cooking.

He Yun looked at the unsatisfactory stuff in front of him, tried his best to smile and said comfortingly: "It doesn't matter, it's already good to do it like this for the first time. Go back and practice more. The most important thing is that you get what you want."

All in all, after three days of practicing meditation behind closed doors, Hinata found Heyun with a pot of oden in her arms.

Under Hinata's expectant gaze, Heyun took a sip, nodded enigmatically and said, "Well, it's a great improvement, but it seems like it's missing some flavor." Then he ran to the kitchen to get a can of something and sprinkled some of it in. , "That should be enough."

"Then, let's start the second step of the battle plan now."

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Naruto ended the card game he played with his shadow clone, lay on the floor bored for a while, and finally ran out of the door out of boredom.

People were still coming and going on the street, and his ears were filled with noisy voices. Naruto was walking aimlessly among the crowds, and there was always a creepy feeling behind him.

Taking two steps forward as if nothing had happened, Naruto suddenly turned back.

There was nothing but pedestrians.

Maybe I’m too worried╮╯╰╭

When passing by Ichiraku Ramen, the aroma of the ramen entered his nostrils irresistibly. Naruto touched his stomach, which was still digesting the cup noodles, and hesitated for a moment before walking in.

"Uncle, have a bowl of ramen."

Not long after, the steaming hot ramen was placed in front of Naruto.

After eating half of it, my stomach suddenly felt distended and painful.

Oops, I ate too much and I really want to go to the toilet.

Ignoring the remaining half bowl of noodles, Naruto left the ramen money and rushed towards the toilet with a distorted face under the confused gaze of the Ichiraku boss.

He Yun knew that the opportunity had come.

After Naruto rushed into the toilet, the other two teenagers sneaked around the door and quietly entered the toilet after confirming that no one was nearby.

The chestnut-haired boy carried a bucket of water in with great difficulty.

The blue-haired boy pulled at the corner of his companion's clothes with a frown and whispered: "He Yun, isn't this bad?"

The chestnut-haired boy glared: "Shh, keep your voice down. You stay nearby, I'll do it."

The blue-haired boy pursed his lips and stepped aside aggrievedly.

Yes, these two suspected boys are the transformed Heyun and Hinata.

Heyun tremblingly raised the heavy bucket, but he was a little short of height. No matter how he tiptoed, he could not reach the height of the door, so he had to lower his voice angrily and said: "Hinata, go find some bricks."

Hinata bit her lower lip, trying to back out: "How about forget it?"

He Yun concluded and simply put down the bucket and went to find something to stand on.

"Ah, much more comfortable."

Through the door, Naruto let out a long sigh of relief, and at the same time there was the sound of tearing paper.

Oops, he's coming out

He Yun didn't want to waste this opportunity. In desperation, he gritted his teeth and raised the bucket above his head, then jumped up suddenly.

Probably Hinata's conscience noticed that the moment Heyun's feet just left the ground, he reached out and pulled her arm.

With a shake of his hand, the water that was originally poured into the compartment immediately changed direction, and the cold water poured onto He Yun without spilling a drop.

"Who is outside"

Heyun didn't have time to digest the change in the situation before him, so he and Hinata covered each other's mouths in unison. He put the index finger of his other hand in front of his mouth to make a silent sound, and quickly left the toilet quietly.

Naruto quickly pulled up his pants after hearing the commotion, and when he opened the compartment door, he saw water on the ground.

He scanned the surroundings carefully and found no one. He narrowed his eyes and muttered: "Damn it."

Hinata looked at Heyun who was soaked and embarrassed, her eyes full of apology: "I'm sorry Heyun"

He Yun sniffed. Although it was the summer of July, it felt really strange to be poured a bucket of cold water on his head without any preparation.

Seeing that Heyun was silent, Hinata took out a handkerchief from her pocket and gently wiped the water drops on her face, and said timidly: "Don't be angry."

Although Heyun was full of anger, he couldn't bear to get angry at Hinata. He curled his lips and complained: "I'm really not afraid of opponents who are like tigers, but I'm afraid of teammates who are like pigs. It's better now, such a good opportunity is just like this It’s such a waste, Hinata, you really should forget about it.”

The wet clothes stuck tightly to the skin, dripping water constantly, and the wind caused a chill.

"I'm going to dry myself first, and then I'll think of other options."

Heyun's second plan was to squat near Naruto's house.

Hinata asked in confusion: "What are we going to do now?"

After the last failure, Heyun learned his lesson. No matter what Hinata asked, he kept silent and only told her: "Just wait and see."

The sun sets, and the sky is filled with red sunset glow.

Naruto came home in the evening.

As soon as he got home, he couldn't wait to take off his clothes and rushed into the bathroom, humming a little tune while taking a shower.

Heyun knew that the opportunity had come again. Before taking action, she threatened Hinata fiercely: "You stay here and don't move. If someone comes, meow like a cat. If you fail again, I will take off your underwear." Come down and give it to Naruto"

Hinata tightly covered the collar of her clothes with her hands and nodded in horror.

Heyun turned over and jumped gently onto the window sill.

Because of the hot weather, the windows of Naruto's house were open, which was very convenient for Heyun.

After sneaking into the room, I went straight to the water heater next to the bathroom. He Yun estimated the distance from the bathroom to the window, then took a deep breath and pressed the switch of the water heater.

"What's going on? It's so cold."

When the sound of water in the bathroom disappeared, He Yun had already run to the window and jumped without hesitation.

Naruto walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, and the curtains moved as if blown by the wind.

"Strange, why did the water heater turn off?"

I walked to the window and looked down again. There was nothing downstairs, so I had to swallow my doubts and go back to the bathroom to continue taking a shower.

"Today is really strange."

Heyun covered his butt with one hand and held Hinata with the other. He ran dozens of meters away before stopping. He rubbed his butt so much that he was about to cry out in pain: "Who is so wicked and leaves the watermelon rind there? It hurts me to death."

Hinata was so guilty that she almost cried: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I should have thrown it away."

Heyun took a breath and limped back to Naruto's house with Hinata's help.

"He Yun, what else do you want to do?"

"I'm afraid that the firepower just now was not safe enough. There is one more thing I need to do."

"Also, there's more"

Just as Hinata was about to persuade him, He Yun interrupted: "Shut up. I'm already like this. If Naruto hadn't gotten sick, wouldn't all my injuries have been in vain?"

Until midnight, Heyun and Hinata were lying in wait downstairs at Naruto's house.

Unable to bear the sleepiness, Hinata leaned on Heyun's shoulder and was about to fall asleep when she sneezed and woke her up. She rubbed her heavy eyelids and asked, "What time is it? What should I do now? I'm so sleepy."

A gleam flashed in Heyun's eyes: "It's almost time. Hinata, wait here. When I come out, we'll run home."

Before Hinata could continue to ask, Heyun climbed up onto the window sill of Naruto's house again, and tiptoed open the ajar window door.

Naruto lay on the bed snoring.

Heyun walked to the head of the bed by the light of the moon, held the corners of the quilt at both ends, and carefully lifted it down inch by inch, exposing Naruto's entire body to the air. The quilt was pulled down to his feet. After thinking about it, he still felt uneasy, so he gently threw the quilt to the ground.

Then go back to the window and open the door as wide as possible.

After doing this, He Yun showed a satisfied smile and looked downstairs. After confirming that there was nothing on the ground, he jumped lightly.

Hinata heard the noise and saw Heyun raising his index and middle fingers to make a "V" sign at her. He breathed a long sigh of relief and ran home as told.

The next day.

When Naruto woke up, he was very confused. The window and door were obviously not opened that wide, and the quilt was also on the floor. Could it be that he was sleepwalking at night?

Anyway, after a series of strange events, Naruto stretched out his body, jumped up from the bed and said energetically: "Naruto Uzumaki, then you must practice hard today."

At this time, in Kakashi's dormitory.

He Yun lay on the bed with a pale face, a thermometer in his mouth, and dense cold sweat on his forehead.

Hinata reached out and touched her forehead, and said worriedly: "It's so hot, Heyun, don't worry, you must have caught a cold yesterday."

Kakashi said coolly while rummaging through the cold medicine in the cabinet: "Chasing Shikamaru to such an extent that you don't care about your own body, I won't care about you if you do this again."

He Yun turned his head away, not wanting to talk to him.

Hinata explained hesitantly: "It's not like this Kakashi-sensei, Tsuruun did this because she wanted to help me chase Naruto."

The silver-haired ninja obviously didn't expect Hinata to say this answer. He was stunned and felt that his mood improved a lot in an instant. After passing the cold medicine to Hinata, he went to the kitchen to put the hot food on the pot into a bowl. , said calmly: "Stop doing weird things, girl."

"Hey Kakashi-sensei, come and practice"

A loud voice came from the door.

After Kakashi went out, the two girls in the room looked at each other for a long time.

Then He Yun asked weakly: "Naruto doesn't sound sick?"

Hinata couldn't help but nodded, and gave Heyun a sip of soup before his eyes turned black and he almost fainted: "Heyun, please eat something hot."

The familiar taste spread on the tip of his tongue. He Yun raised his eyes and looked up: "What is this?"

"Kanto cooking."

Heyun sat up from the bed, pointed at the thing in Hinata's hand with wide eyes and asked tremblingly: "What do you mean by oden?"

Hinata didn't understand why Heyun had such a big reaction, and answered honestly: "Well, it's the oden prepared for Naruto yesterday."

Hearing this, He Yun was about to cry but wanted to say something, but immediately felt waves of severe pain sweeping over him. He had no time to explain, so he clutched his stomach and rolled into the toilet under Hinata's astonished eyes. .

"Dad is right," she murmured as she wiped the tears from her eyes, "You must not have any intention of harming others. I shouldn't have put laxatives in Naruto just because he was talking nonsense."