[Naruto] Complete guide to Kakashi

This mission took so long, so Tsunade's scolding was inevitable when she returned. Kakashi nodded and apologized while glaring at the culprit who had no self-awareness.

Besides Kakashi, there was also Kiyoko who was unlucky.

When she returned to the dormitory, Qingzi was dying, with her white belly turned over, floating motionless on the water, weakly spitting out barely visible bubbles.

Heyun was immediately dumbfounded, threw himself in front of the fish tank and opened his eyes wide: "How could this happen?"

Kakashi shrugged and said, "I haven't fed it for a few days. Do you think it relies on photosynthesis to survive?"

He Yun immediately brought a big bag of bait and threw it in one after another. While he was throwing it, he muttered: "Qingzi, it was my fault. Come on, eat more and make up for what you had in the past few days."

Kakashi: ""

The most devastating thing is actually that ordinary people can no longer do the ordinary thing of going to the toilet every day.

After ten minutes of discussion, Heyun and Kakashi came up with the following solution:

When going to the toilet, one person is on the outside with his back to the door, and the other is on the inside. The door is opened a slit as wide as an arm's length.

It seemed like a seamless idea, but unexpected problems occurred during execution.

"Kakashi, come in a little bit more, I can't reach you."

"Yes, yes." The man took a step back as he was told, and the ajar door was immediately pushed open.

"You retreated too much, bastard"

Kakashi took another good-tempered step forward and closed the door smoothly and considerately.

As a result, through the door, the voice of a girl crying without tears came from behind: "I still can't reach it. You are sick. You can't build the toilet so big. I can't hold it in anymore."

Kakashi: ""

This was probably the most humiliating thing in the twenty-seven years of Konoha's number one technician's life.

Have you ever seen a man running around the streets with a girl who couldn't be separated no matter what, trying the toilets from house to house? Well, congratulations, you have seen her now.

Finally, I finally found a toilet that was "only as wide as an arm's length" in a villager's house. The owners of the house were a middle-aged couple. After briefly explaining their purpose, the couple welcomed Kakashi in very flattered.

"Although I don't know what happened, Kakashi-san, please treat this place as your own home." The male host said with respect. Just kidding, Kakashi Hatake, the number one technician in Konoha, an elite jounin who doesn’t usually interact with each other, actually came to ask me for help. What’s the matter with this sense of déjà vu?

Facing such kind and enthusiastic villagers, Kakashi strengthened his determination to protect the village and silently decided that he would come often to help this family repair their roof in the future.

I don’t know if he will think so after seeing the little mistress who is looking at her with heart-wrenching eyes.

When Jiraiya learned about this, he spit out a mouthful of soju, banged the table with one hand and covered his stomach with the other, laughing until he was out of breath. After laughing enough, he wiped the tears from his eyes, picked up a brush and recorded it as material.

Summary at the end: On the side effects of traveling with naughty children.

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Fortunately, as Yukino said, the chakra turned into powder and fell down after a few days. And Qingzi didn't know whether it was because of the full tank of fish bait or something else, but she was swimming happily in the fish tank again. It is indeed a great joy.

The first thing He Yun did after regaining his freedom was to run to the back mountain with a bucket. The delicate seedlings grew taller than before, and the leaves and meridians became much darker.

After pouring the water as usual, He Yun carried the bucket and walked down the mountain.

He didn't take two steps before he saw Sakura coming towards him.

He Yun was in a good mood at this time, so he showed a smile that he thought was friendly and raised his hand to say hello: "Good morning, Sakura."

Sakura didn't even look at her, she walked straight past her with empty eyes and stiff body.

"Sakura-chan, Sakura-chan" Sensing something strange, Heyun decisively put down the bucket and chased after Sakura in the direction she left.

Sakura kept walking and walking until she reached the end of the mountain. One step further is an almost bottomless cliff.

Heyun hid beside a tree not far away, watching in horror as Sakura walked step by step up the branches extending outside the cliff. Oops, are you going to jump off a cliff?

After much hesitation, Heyun gritted his teeth and rushed over. At this moment, Sakura was stopping at the end of the branch, her slender figure looking shaky.

"Sakura, please don't do anything stupid."

As if her wandering thoughts were brought back to reality, Sakura's eyes regained focus. She turned around and saw Heyun running towards her. She put her feet down again, widened her eyes and murmured in surprise. : "What's going on? Why am I here?"

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly felt a strong and heavy force pulling her. Sakura lost her balance and fell from the branch.

"Sakura!" He Yun had just taken the first step on the branch. Seeing this scene, his mouth opened wide in horror. Just as he was about to rush over and grab Sakura's hand, the branch under his feet suddenly lit up.

Then, the thick branch evaporated out of thin air, as if it was sucked in by the divine power.

"Ah" So He Yun and He Yun also fell off the cliff without any reason.

The weightlessness of her body falling rapidly from a high altitude made her feel dizzy. Ten meters away from falling to the ground, He Yun was lucky enough to get stuck on a flexible branch.

It took a long time to calm down. He Yun shook his dizzy head and quickly sorted out his thoughts. Sakura jumped down for some reason. I tried to save Sakura but fell down for some reason. I am now Being able to think about these things means that I am still alive, but I don't know if Sakura is still alive.

The top priority is to find Sakura first.

He Yun twisted around desperately, and after a long time he broke free from the gap between the tree branches and fell to the ground. Fortunately, the distance was not very high and my head was not on the ground, but it still hurt.

The girl pursed her lips and was about to stand up and rub her butt when her head was suddenly hit by something unexpectedly. He Yun immediately held his head in pain and glared angrily at the unknown object.

It was a beige egg the size of a dinosaur egg. The important thing was that it didn't break even after it fell from such a height.

He Yun curiously went over to pick it up and held it in his arms. He then looked up at the branches and suddenly a big twitch appeared in the corner of his eye. It couldn't possibly be a bird egg.

Ah, no, no, now is not the time to worry about what kind of egg this is, you should go find Sakura.

Suddenly awakened, Heyun stood up and patted the dust on his clothes. After thinking for a moment, he decided to take this strange egg with him to find the missing Sakura.

And another place down the mountain.

Ino, who was sent out by his father to run errands, complained dissatisfiedly as he walked: "Really, it's a day off, but I'm still being sent to run around."

Then she suddenly heard a strange loud noise. When she looked up, a strong and dazzling light forced her to squint her eyes: "What's going on? Is it thundering?"

The light did not last long. When the vision returned to normal, Ino looked around strangely. When I scanned the top of the mountain in the upper left corner, I suddenly saw a faint figure who seemed to have fallen down. Taking another closer look, I saw short pink hair, a rose-red top, a light pink skirt, and something sparkling around her neck.

Ino shouted in shock: "No, Sakura"

Then Sakura screamed and fell into the trees.

Ino quickly ran over and found the unconscious Sakura hanging upside down on a branch: "Sakura, are you okay? Wait a moment, I'll go rescue you now."

During the time when Sakura was rescued by Ino, Heyun, who was completely unaware of this, was still wandering around in the forest.

"Sakura feed Sakura-chan"

The egg in his arms moved without warning.

He Yun held it up in front of him and stared at it nervously. Could it be that something was about to hatch?

Unfortunately, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement on the egg.

The sun changed its angle unknowingly, and the clear blue sky was cloudless. The pure blue was like a color that has been painted repeatedly on the canvas.

It wasn't until he accidentally saw a few farmers passing by who were about to go up the mountain that He Yun remembered that he should ask his friends for help.

It's all because of this damn egg that lowered her IQ.

Konoha Village, Hokage Office.

"It doesn't look like the injury is serious, there are no abnormalities in the bones, and there are no problems with the internal organs." After Ino brought Sakura to the Hokage Tower, Tsunade did a rough inspection and then praised, "Judging from the height of the fall, My apprentice's body is really surprisingly strong."

Then the conversation changed and Tsunade leaned down and put her hand on Sakura's shoulder: "But hey, do you still recognize me?"

Sakura's green eyes looked at her confusedly: "This"

"The body is fine, the problem is in the head." Tsunade said.

Ino looked worried and frowned slightly: "Tsunade-sama, this means"

"Ah, it's what people often call amnesia."

"Sure enough," Ino sighed and asked to comfort herself, "But this is temporary, right?"

Tsunade turned around and replied: "It's hard to say. Although I have treated various patients, amnesia is rare after all."

Ino was afraid that Sakura would not be able to accept it, so she leaned close to Tsunade and whispered in Tsunade's ear: "The worst-case scenario is that you will never remember it."

Tsunade was very optimistic at this time and laughed: "It doesn't matter, she is only sixteen years old and she still has a long life ahead of her."

Shizune couldn't help but cough twice to remind this Hokage-sama who looked unreliable and was actually unreliable.

Tsunade immediately changed her words and said: "Well, I will also start to check the information. Let's wait and see for a while."

While several people were giving advice to Sakura, she was staring at a certain spot intently. Tsunade looked at her and asked, "Did you remember something?"

Sakura stretched out her index finger and poked Tsunade's chest: "Is it like this from the beginning? I feel a little unnatural. Could it be that it has become plump recently?"

A tic-tac-toe appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and she punched it with her fist angrily: "This is a gift from God."

After that, Sakura successfully used "flat chest" to anger Shizune who was gently rubbing her head.

Ino quickly pulled her out.

Unable to find Sakura's parents and Naruto, Ino had no choice but to find other companions.

"No way. It's the first time I've seen a guy with amnesia. He looks like he's in trouble."

"It's too much. It's too cruel that our sweet and bitter youth years have disappeared like this." Xiao Li hit his head against the tree in pain.

Sakura asked Tiantian suspiciously: "We have had such a day before"

Tiantian spread his hands and said, "Don't worry, that guy has something like that."

"What do you say now? Is there any hope of a cure?" Shikamaru asked.

"Tsunade-sama said she would check the information, but the worst case scenario is that she will never be able to recover."

"How is this possible?"

Just as everyone was talking about it, a clear voice broke in: "Hey, everyone is here." He Yun ran over with an oval beige object in his arms, lowered his head and panted, " Listen, listen to me, Sakura is missing now, her life and death are unknown, go quickly."

Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, she slowly raised her head, and Sakura stood upright in front of her.

He Yun's eyelids twitched.

Why did she work so hard under the sun?

Can you throw what you have in your hand over?