Douluo live long see

Oscar watched Ma Hongjun jump over the wall. As a born old snake, Ma Hongjun can find those unscrupulous hair salons, pedicure shops, bathhouses, and other places with his toes. This is a kind of innate intuition, which is extremely accurate.

Just because you can find it doesn't mean you can get in. Ma Hongjun's makeup skills are really good.But being able to paint a mature face doesn't mean being able to make your height taller.

Ma Hongjun has grown very fast, but at this age, even if he puts booster pads in his shoes, he is only nearly 1.2 meters tall.

With this height, as long as it's not brain twitching, you can definitely see that there is a problem.But Ma Hongjun is also capable, still don't know if he ate meat or not, but when Oscar saw him again, the local police had already dragged him back.

It seems that he is not good enough, and encountered a certain anti-pornography and anti-illegal campaign.But because he was too young to be convicted, he was deported.

As for the unscrupulous barber shop he went to... It can only be said that they were unlucky, they would have to be punished heavily for doing business under the age of [-], and the owner might not be able to leave for a short time if he was underage to Ma Hongjun's level. coming.First @@@

In the dormitory, Ma Hongjun took a pocky, took a sip like an afterthought, and let out a deep breath.

"No matter how much you smoke a chocolate bar, you won't be able to spit it out!" Oscar couldn't help complaining, why smoke pocky?Do you think you are Texas?

"Fu! You don't understand!" Ma Hongjun pretended to puff on his cigarette again: "You are still a child, so you don't understand the happiness of us adults!"

"A grownup is a ghost! You haven't passed your fifth birthday yet!" Oscar's mouth twitched, "What did you do? I saw you when you peed, what can you do with that level? !"

"It's been said that you don't understand. This is the happiness that adults only understand. You, a nerd who is obsessed with little lolitas every day, won't understand."

"Believe it or not, I'll beat you!"

"Come on! Who is afraid of whom!"

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Almost at the same time, the local public security organ received a report. During the latest anti-pornography and anti-illegal work, the local police discovered an extremely bad case of child labor.

The criminal suspect is suspected of employing young male children for X services. The content of the service is not limited to rubbing X, licking X, and buckling X. The circumstances are extremely bad. The local police will criminally detain the criminal suspect. The court will hold a hearing on the case in a few days...

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Cheng Ying naturally paid attention to the Shrek Seven Monsters, and after seeing Ma Hongjun perform such a unique trick on him, he was totally stupefied.

"Good guy, I thought Naruto's ability to develop an excellent seduction technique at a young age was enough to defy the heavens. This nima was almost criminally detained for such a thing at the age of five. You really deserve it!"

Chengying asked himself, this time it was definitely not his fault, he never interfered with Ma Hongjun at all, this mess is definitely his own doing.

"I think there are huge loopholes in the laws of the Heaven Dou Empire. Minors like Ma Hongjun won't be punished at all." The Bingdi sipped the drink from the trophy.

After eliminating soy juice, cherry cola, Dr. Pepper and many other drinks with strange flavors, Bingdi can finally taste the drinks in the cup with peace of mind.

"This is something that can't be helped. The law will not stipulate those things that are completely unnecessary. For example, the law does not stipulate that it is illegal to eat feces in public toilets, because normal people can't do it!

Do you think a normal four-year-old child can know how to find a hair-washing girl, and is also skilled in getting wet at his fingertips? "Even now, Chengying still feels very painful.

"However, after this time, the Heaven Dou Empire will probably consider legislation to manage this aspect, but it is estimated that it can only limit the provision of services to minors and increase the cost of crime. There is no way, except for a very small number of freaks, those under five years old There is no way to think that they have the capacity for civil conduct." Cheng Ying said helplessly.

Some things cannot be solved no matter how advanced the technology is, otherwise, why would so many people say that sociology is a pseudoscience.This kind of thing is difficult to use precise calculations to obtain a quantifiable result, which is also one of Chengying's most troublesome problems.

The current method of Tulip to solve this problem is quite simple and rude, and it is something that only the ancient imperial system can do.

That is to establish a separate brain of Chengying on each planet, and use mental power to monitor every move of every resident on the planet. This kind of situation without the slightest privacy will definitely explode in place on the earth, but if everyone They are all monitored, and the reputation of the monitor is high enough, so after a long time, most people will get used to it.

Just like on the earth, we have gradually become accustomed to filling in personal information into various websites and applications, to targeted advertising, sales calls, to being analyzed by big data for personal preferences, and to being on the recommendation page of a certain treasure. See masturbation cup or mouth ball (strike out)

"Okay, let's leave them alone, let's arrange a dungeon! Some things, with our strength, should be able to get them." Cheng Ying licked his lips. In the thriller paradise, there is a piece of equipment that is almost invincible. Once you get that thing, you can basically run rampant in the game.

"Okay! What dungeon are we going to arrange this time? By the way, you don't want to preach! Every time I see you give things like compulsory one and elective three to the NPCs in the game, and guide them to learn 3- I feel that the basic formula in 3 is extremely inconsistent." Bingdi couldn't help complaining, Chengying's missionary posture is too weird, there is no such a weird missionary as him in history.

"Cut! Do you understand what knowledge is power?" Chengying also took out the original book of Psionic Application Basics, the thick book cover was covered with hard alloy.The spine and the edge of the cover are covered with ferocious thorns, and there are even blood grooves on the thorns. A tough metal chain is connected to the position of the bookmark, and its thickness does not seem to be used as a bookmark at all.

Grab one end of the chain and swing the thick, thorny book like a bolas.

"I added sharpness, critical strike, smash, berserk, bull's power, and many other spells to the book.

The believers who hold this book can use their own methods to let the enemy understand that knowledge is power! "

ice King:"……"

God damn knowledge is power, is there something wrong with your understanding of this sentence?The power of knowledge certainly does not refer to pasting knowledge on the enemy's face at a high speed of 180 meters per second!Certainly not!

[To be continued]

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