Konoha's Bully Ninja Cat

"Hehehe, the plot is perfect...I'm such a genius, so I don't have to worry about a woman with strange strength jumping out and punching me half to death!"

Zilai also proudly talked to himself over there.

He was immersed in the perfect picture he imagined, and he didn't even notice that there was a cat watching from the tree, so he couldn't concentrate too much, otherwise even if he was as strong as Sannin, he would stumble.

Qian Ming leaned down, and his muscles began to exert force.

This time it didn't do something like turning into Tsunade, that kind of joke can be played once, but playing around will make Jiraiya develop "antibodies".

In case the real Tsunade stood in front of him later, he would treat him as a fake... Jiraiya would do such a thing, so he couldn't have the intention of harming others.

then……

Whoosh!

After a soft sound, a cat shadow landed on Jiraiya's shoulder.

"Ah! Who... I, why is it you again!"

Jiraiya was startled, and then became very annoyed. He couldn't help but reached out to catch the cat, trying to catch it and throw it into the river, but the cat was very agile and dodged it.

not only that.

tearing~

With a crisp sound, the paper in his hand was torn apart by sharp claws.

Jiraiya froze for a few seconds, then held a pile of scraps of paper and muttered to himself: "My work, my work..."

"Meow!"

Qian Ming was also stunned for a while, and then quickly explained, "I was just struggling. It was you who hit the paper with your own hand, and you touched the porcelain!"

"Pengci? Heh, I don't know what Pengci means, but I know you are dead."

Jiraiya laughed with madness.

The next second... no, less than the blink of an eye to be precise, he quickly formed seals and his hair soared. This time Qianming finally experienced the feeling that his previous enemies experienced——

Overwhelming hair!

The snakes were as dense as Orochimaru's snakes, long and tough, Qianming opened the first door of the eight-door dunjia without hesitation, and ran forward frantically on four legs.

"Want to run? Hehehe, die to me!"

Jiraiya kicked his feet, and his speed was extremely fast, but the black cat backed up quickly and sprayed several mouthfuls of the enlarged version of "Vacuum Jade".

The enlarged version of Vacuum Jade is bound to be much faster in power and speed, but its most important function is not damage.

No matter what kind of misunderstanding Jiraiya has about the pursuit of art, his strength is really strong. Unless this kind of technique is big enough to spit it out, it can blow up Jiraiya directly, otherwise he can avoid it by moving. .

However, the function of the vacuum jade is not to hurt the enemy, but to cover the enemy's line of sight and change his route. When Jiraiya dodges, although the speed does not change, Qian Ming has already taken advantage of this moment to escape.

The technique of water body, and then flying thunder god...

"Go soak in the water for a while to wake up the stupid cat!"

Jiraiya's hair tied up the water body heavily, and then he threw it directly into the water. He was really annoyed to the extreme, of course, it may be that the anger during this period of time was ignited.

In short, the scene was out of control for a while, and Qian Ming, who was watching from the sidelines, felt chills all over his body.

This is going to be distorted!

"Ok?"

After soaking for two seconds, Jiraiya manipulated his hair to pull it up, and found that the place where the hair was tied was gone, but his hair was tangled and almost knotted.

what happened?

cats too!

Where have the living cats gone?

It is not so easy to get rid of the technique of messy lion hair, unless the cat is really made of water, then there is only one possibility-it was not the main body just now, but a clone or something.

He gritted his teeth and said: "This matter is endless, if you hide from me, I will send you every day... No, I will transfer you to Dashewan!"

Enough!

Qian Ming felt chills all over when he heard it, and he really sent it to Dashewan. Even if his situation is not cool, he might become Dashewan's test subject or subordinate in the future.

those days...

Glanced at the system panel.

hiss~

Two thousand points, more than the last time I exposed him for peeping. How angry is this? Jiraiya's words may not be a joke!

How to fool me?

It thought about it, and suddenly realized that the story of Jiraiya could have another direction, such as the cowherd and the seven fairies.

After thinking for a while, the black cat jumped out from behind and said, "Meow~ your story is not good at all."

"Not good? Heh heh, you kitten doesn't have all the functions. What kind of story do you know? Tell me what's wrong with it."

Ji Lai also expressed surprise at Qian Ming's position, but when Qian Ming talked about the story, he temporarily let go of his anger and responded to the doubts with a professional attitude.

He was a professional writer—or so he thought.

"Only the mind... Well, the story, the story is too simple, it can add some twists and turns."

Qian Ming originally wanted to complain about the "simple-minded author", but thought that the other party was still in a rage and should not provoke too violently for the time being, so he changed his words temporarily.

but.

You think I didn't hear?

Jiraiya held back his ninjutsu, stared at it blankly, and planned to make it say all the words before throwing it into the river for a "bath", so that it could leave some last words.

"Meow~ Where is your protagonist's identity?"

"identity?"

Zilai was also taken aback for a moment, what kind of identity is needed for a work of art, that's all.

But when the black cat asked this question, he wanted to give an answer, so he replied without hesitation: "The protagonist is a commoner."

"Meow~ A commoner, and she is the tail end of a crane, so what is the identity of this beautiful woman?"

"This... eldest lady?"

Ji Lai was also in a state of bewilderment, unable to answer for a while.

"Miss Dazu can do it, meow! And by chance, a wild dog snatched away her clothes, the protagonist went to chase after her, and then the eldest lady fell in love with the protagonist at first sight..."

At the beginning, Qian Ming just borrowed the story of "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" to fool you, but later he simply carried out magic changes, adding many plots that pretend to be face-saving in the online articles.

For example, the rich clan looks down on the protagonist, but the protagonist turns around and becomes a genius through hard work and defeats the rich clan genius in the Chunin exam. The reason why I say this is because Chiaki sees that the protagonist of Kiraiya is himself.

Jiraiya likes hard-working and tenacious characters, so it follows this story.

On the other hand, Zi Lai was already dumbfounded.

He just wanted to write a work of art, how could he think of so many things.

Now he has memorized all the stories, the problem is... this cat is only over one year old, so how can he have so many ideas, one set after another can write a book.

"Meow~ Tell me, isn't your story too simple?"

When Qian Ming talked about dry mouth, seeing that Zilai was no longer annoyed, he stopped his endless "offensive" and asked a question instead.

Jiraiya pondered for a long time and said, "How about I give you the pen and you write it?"

"Meow?"

Be fooled?

"I see you have a set, you write it? You are a cat, where do you have so many ideas?"

"It's because humans don't understand how cats think, that's why cats think a lot, meow..."

Qian Ming had no choice but to explain again.

A lie often needs countless lies to cover up, and it really is insightful.

"The story is good, I have accepted it, but I think it would be better to change the wild dog to a black wild cat."

Ji Lai also commented and sent his "excellent" modified version. To this, Qian Ming can only say... as long as you are happy, it is used to fool you anyway.

But speaking of it, does this count as bringing "new literature" to the ninja world?

After thinking about it, Kakashi and Namikaze Minato are holding this kind of novel in their hands. The picture is not too beautiful, but think about the inspiration of the first book of these works comes from a cat...

If the news is exposed, there will probably be a big wave of points!

"Meow~ I want to add a name and mark it as a cat."

"Don't even think about it, what is it if you add me... At most, you can add the name of the inspiration provider, but you cannot identify your identity."

Jiraiya also bargained immediately.

Although the source of the story is Qian Ming, adding a name is enough to embarrass him, and if it is marked as a cat, what face does it have if it sells itself?

But then again, if you sell it like this, everyone in the village will know that the cat provides them with inspiration!

He immediately patched it up: "It can only be a facilitator!"

"Meow~ Forget it, a helper is fine, but the money must not be small."

Qian Ming didn't continue to haggle over the price, who knows if Jiraai would get annoyed and soak it in the water again or transfer it to Orochimaru.