Konoha's Bully Ninja Cat

Tsunade is smart.

The deceit now will become the evil result of the iron fist later, so Qian Ming decisively chooses to confess, yes, I am the "Qian Ming" and "Special Jonin" in your mouth.

But it has to pretend not to know: "Meow~ You actually know my name?"

"Come on, sit next to me and talk."

Tsunade smiles very beautifully, but the more beautiful and moving the scarier it is, this is what a female character in a novel in Qianming’s previous life said, it didn’t know what it meant before, but at this time Tsunade staged a wave of live version for it .

This is "the more beautiful the more deceiving" - if it weren't for that novel, how could she appear here.

Qianming had no choice but to pretend to be calm and walked to her side and sat down. Tsunade's hand that smashed the tumbler gently "stroked" the cat. It seemed gentle, but it was full of aura.

Kakashi stared intently, trying not to watch this scene because he was afraid of laughing out loud...

Black-hearted cat, you also have today!

"Qianming, let me ask you, do you know that Jiraiya also wrote a book?"

Tsunade smiled brightly.

"I know meow~"

Qian Ming squatted calmly, and recounted the draft he had already thought up, "But I only told a story, which I heard from another cat. It said that a girl from a rich family went out to take a bath, but she was let go by a cat." The bull boy saw it, and he..."

It slightly modified the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, almost in line with the situation in Jiraiya's novel.

"Any more?"

"No meow."

"Why did you tell this story to Ziraiya?"

Tsunade nodded slightly, with a biting indifference in that warm smile, the cat's heart beat faster at that moment, so the cat still lied.

As a medical expert, this is not difficult for her.

Qian Ming deliberately paused, did not speak, and said after a few seconds: "Meow~ Can you stop talking?"

"No, unless you want to be that."

Tsuna pointed at the tumbler that was still lying upside down in the ground like a green onion. Now there was no need to guess, Kakashi and Obito also understood what happened.

Chiaki and Jiraiya co-wrote the book, but the book somehow aroused Tsunade Hime's anger, and Tsunade came back to take revenge.

In his heart, Kakashi had already lighted wax and incense for the black-hearted cat and spit on the way. A black-hearted cat like this is not worthy of sympathy if it is taught and beaten.

As for the soil...

"Why don't you say it, there must be a problem."

"Meow~"

Qianming glanced at Obito, felt the devil's hand again, and said cowardly: "This involves Mr. Jiraiya's disgraceful little secret, nya."

"Oh??"

The black cat felt that the hand on its body was a little heavier.

Tsunade lowered his head, pressed it with one hand, and looked at Qianming with very sharp eyes, and said in a low voice: "You speak, I will listen."

"Well, one night while walking, I found that Master Jiraiya had somehow left the camp, so I followed him out of curiosity, and then I heard his obscene laughter, so I went over to look curiously..."

Having said this, the black cat carefully looked up at Tsunade.

"Ok?"

I have to say that this face is really good-looking, and her body smells very good. Gambling and violence aside, Tsunade is indeed a very attractive woman. It's no wonder that Jiraiya has been thinking about her for most of his life.

But now, it can only say...

Sorry, Jiraiya!

When the catastrophe is imminent, they fly separately, and it has no choice but to sell a wave of life-saving first. As for the outcome of Jiraiya, this is not within its scope of consideration.

Anyway, using Tsunade as the prototype, that is indeed what Jiraiya meant, and it stopped it.

"Master Jiraiya was facing the river, writing something while smiling wretchedly, and that kind of thing was... unsightly! But soon I was exposed, and Master Jiraiya tied me up with the technique of messing with lion hair I lived and threw it into the river, and almost got killed meow."

Chiaki said this out of genuine fear—partly because of the fear at the time, and partly because of the fear of Tsunade in a state of rage.

A furious woman really can't reason.

"truth?"

"Meow! I have no choice but to tell stories in exchange for my life...Uh, could it be that Jiraiya-sama used the inspiration I provided, and also wrote about the blonde beauty?"

Chiaki nodded frantically, then looked up carefully at Tsunade.

same?

It's the same!

Tsunade let out a sinister sneer, and the strength of holding Qianming became extremely strong, Qianming had to use chakra to resist quietly, so as not to be caught and exploded.

This was a consequence he deserved, but it was conceivable that after being stabbed in the back by it, Jiraiya's consequences would only be more tragic.

In fact, Qianming didn't want to stab so hard, but Tsunade was too smart, otherwise she would never believe that Qianming was innocent. Afterwards, as long as Xiao Xiao explained, she would understand that Qianming must have participated in the revision.

Now, no matter what Jiraiya said, Tsunade would never believe it.

As for the problem of rapid heartbeat, heh, anyone who talks about the black history of Sannin level behind his back will feel extremely scared, which is easy to explain.

On the side, Kakashi and Obito looked at their noses, their noses and their hearts. They already felt that something was wrong - they seemed to be involved in something not very good.

Especially Obito, at this moment he didn't understand that this black-hearted cat had already escaped punishment, and it was Jiraiya and him who were to be punished next.

The difference is that Jiraiya was punished by Tsunade's side, while he would have to suffer Qianming's revenge... If I knew this, I would have withdrawn as soon as possible, why bother to go into this muddy water.

"Okay, very good. The jutsu you suddenly came over just now should be the flying thunder god jutsu of the Second Hokage. Now take me to find Jiraiya. I want to see him right away. I can't wait any longer!"

Tsunade spoke loudly and squeezed with her other hand. Her anger level was already over the top and she had no place to vent her anger.

Qianming nodded quickly, stared at Obito gloomily, and then quickly used the Flying Thunder God to fly with Tsunade from here to a spatial coordinate position in the camp.

'What a flying Thor. '

Tsunade was a little surprised, she was so deceitful, she didn't expect that Qian Ming was really a fake Flying Raijin, and her speed seemed to be a little bit faster than the second generation of Hokage.

Also, where is this?

"Meow~ I only have this mark here, and the camp is right next to it."

Qian Ming explained.

"Wait, here... the river?"

Tsunade thought it looked familiar, glanced at the river, and then looked down from the angle of the branches. She immediately saw the grass and shrubs sitting in strange shapes, and she immediately understood everything.

Some things are more useful not to be said than to be said.

Qianming gave himself a thumbs up, and then ran ahead to lead Tsunade. However, at this moment, Tsunade pulled it aside and used the transformation technique to hide both herself and the black cat.

Immediately afterwards, a "superbly handsome" Sao Nian walked over from the camp, whistling. To be honest, Qian Ming really didn't notice anything unusual this time.

Because its attention is almost entirely on Tsunade, thinking about how to continue to lead Tsunade in that direction, and it came here unexpectedly.

It's a little nervous.

On the one hand, Jiraiya is coming soon, on the other hand, it is uncomfortable and nervous to be squeezed - Tsunade holds it to his chest, the space is too small.

So if you can afford it, you should buy a bigger house, otherwise it will be really uncomfortable to be squeezed into a small place.

Tsunade didn't think it was anything. She would occasionally use this posture when holding her pet. In her eyes, the black cat was just a pet that knew ninjutsu.

Jiraiya sat down, and started writing to Xiaohe as before, and let out that wretched laugh along the way.

Needless to say, it's done.

Seeing with one's own eyes is often more convincing than the truth. At least at this time, Tsunade's suspicion of Chiaki subsided for a few minutes, and Jiraiya's soaring all the way.

She could resist not going down to beat someone right away, that was already very restrained.

When Tsunade was thinking about whether to go down and beat him now, Jiraiya also made a "tsk tsk tsk" sound over there, and Tsunade looked down, his lungs almost exploded.

The new sentence written above is——

"She lightly hammered with her small fist..."

I'm going to beat you to death!