Konoha's Bully Ninja Cat

'It's finally three thousand and seven. It's a pity that the cat food was changed in the morning, otherwise it would be four thousand now. '

When Qian Ming came out of the classroom, he was overjoyed at the rewards of points, but at the same time, he couldn't help feeling sad—I wish I had enough luck, and I didn't need to work so hard to accumulate points.

European dogs will not understand the pain of African chiefs.

It squatted at the door, sighing vicissitudes of life, and then looked back, and found that no one except the teacher had noticed his departure. They answered the questions too seriously and were completely immersed in the world of problem solving.

Thanks to Ben Meow, they can be so focused.

Qian Ming praised himself shamelessly, then jumped onto the wall and followed the route he remembered yesterday to the orphanage in Yaoshidou.

The location of the orphanage is very remote, after all, they don't have much money.

As it approached the yard, it saw not far away, wearing a simple and plain pocket with a book, sitting in the yard quietly reading and watching.

Qian Ming looked down from the tree.

This is a medical book, of course, not a veterinary book.

‘You can read medical books at such a young age, you are indeed a damn genius! ’

It feels sour inside.

If only I were a genius...

No, it would be great if we were tailed beasts. With the strength of tailed beasts combined with the bully system, we will definitely be able to climb to the top of the ninja world soon.

While the thoughts were turbulent, it made some noises in the tree.

So the boy looked up, and immediately saw the black figure on the tree. With just one glance, he was sure that it was the cat from yesterday.

Somehow, he wasn't afraid, and instead looked directly at the cat, studying it carefully.

swoosh~

Qianming jumped down from the tree and landed right on top of him. Kabuto was calm and not at all panicked.

Because he felt that the other party would not hurt him.

"Are you that ninja-sama's partner?"

Pharmacist asked curiously.

Qian Ming nodded, carefully playing with his paws on the robe with the hood on his body, while observing the book in his pocket.

I can understand the words, but I don't understand the combination at all. Being compared to a three or four-year-old boy is really a waste of life...

But fortunately, I am a cat in this life, and there is a system.

"Don't mess with my clothes and hair. It's very troublesome to change and wash if it's dirty. There aren't so many clothes to change and wash in the yard."

Kabuto shooed the black cat off his head, then carefully patted his head and hat.

Such an immature little lady.

It's not that Qian Ming is a pervert, but it's really cute when he was a child, with the same silver hair, he looks exactly like Kakashi when he was a child, bullying this little shota, it feels like revenge on Kakashi.

Of course, the pocket at the moment is much, much cuter than Kakashi.

Kakashi is just a stinky guy with facial paralysis.

"I always get the feeling you're thinking something rude."

A voice came from behind.

Kakashi?

Qianming immediately turned around and saw the little boy standing on the tree with a stinking look on his face, posing.

cut~

"If you think you're like me if you have silver hair, you're dead wrong. I'm not like him at all."

Kakashi continued talking nonsense.

"Sorry, you are..."

Kabuto adjusted his eyes and looked up in a panic.

"Meow~ What a stinky guy, don't pay attention to him."

Qianming tried the tone, and then spoke in the original tone, and at the same time cast a contemptuous look at Kakashi-you are not me, how do you know that I think you are like you!

Of course, we really think so in our hearts.

"Hello, my name is Pharmacist Dou."

The boy bowed respectfully.

"Hatake Kakashi."

Kakashi tossed his hair furiously.

For some reason, Qianming always felt that Kakashi had a deep desire to express himself in front of him—especially after the incident in the forest.

Is it his attribute to love and kill each other?

It stared at Kakashi deep in thought, but at this time Kabuto finished greeting Kakashi and immediately put the book aside.

Then he asked excitedly and anxiously: "I didn't expect you to be able to speak... Just in time, your master mentioned those things yesterday, can you help explain them? Well, I'm stupid, so I didn't understand them yesterday."

"Pet snacks are made to make things that pets like to eat. Pet service stores are places dedicated to washing, cutting, blowing, massaging, and playing with pets. Pet hospitals are places to treat pets."

Qianming jumped on the stool, lay down lazily, and stuck out his tongue at Kakashi at the same time.

"Oh, boring."

Kakashi sneered.

"Then what to do?"

Dou has bright eyes. At first, he thought that the pet hospital had great potential, but after thinking about it carefully, the pet service is actually the most suitable to start at present-if these plans are really feasible.

"First, give me a click."

Qian Ming lay on top.

Pou hesitated for a moment.

He crammed in some knowledge about pets last night, but he still didn't understand it, so he had to bite the bullet and try it first before talking.

A minute later, Qianming lay down on the stool, half-lidded his eyes and let out a comfortable meow.

Kabuto's hands are really skillful, and he knows how to massage without a teacher.

"..."

Kakashi, who was standing on the tree, thought of Kabuto's previous words, and his expression became even weirder——

Didn't the boy realize that it was the cat who was making fun of it from the beginning to the end?What kind of money-making plan, I'm afraid it's a lie to trick children into massaging it!

Oh yes, forgot he was a normal person.

Kaka was thinking about how to expose this silly cat. After a few seconds, seeing Qianming becoming more and more comfortable being massaged, he finally couldn't help but remind him: "The ninja you met yesterday must have been transformed by this cat. It Have this ability."

"what?"

After listening to it, I was stunned for a moment, and all the massage movements stopped.

"Meow... Kakashi! That's right, the person yesterday was indeed me, but my suggestion is correct. Nothing understands the needs of pets better than a cat, doesn't it?"

Chiaki yelled at Kakashi angrily, and immediately explained to Kabuki.

Pocket is smart.

He thinks Qian Ming's words are reasonable, but...the pet has no money.

Like the guy in front of me, if he massages it many times by himself, can he get paid for it?

Obviously not.

"Heh, the Inuzuka Clan likes dogs very much. It is impossible for them to let outsiders massage Ninja Dog for them. The biggest benefit is gone. Where can they make money?"

Kakashi hit again mercilessly.

"Kakashi, I will fight with you! Meow~"

An angry cat meowed, the little black cat arched its fur and exploded, and then quickly flew towards Kakashi with a kick.

Kakashi watched coldly.

Almost in front of him, he was about to move away from the side of his head, but...

Needle Ksitigarbha.

This time, the cat's hair did not protect itself. Instead, it hardened and lengthened under the control of chakra, causing the black cat to explode like a hedgehog. Although Kakashi managed to avoid being hurt, his clothes were punctured. In many places.

"Amazing!"

Kabuto has bright eyes. No wonder he said that becoming a ninja can make money. It turns out that even a ninja cat is so powerful...

"You tore my clothes!"

Kakashi was annoyed.

"You spoil my good deeds, and this cat is not lying, who said that the service must be for ninja beasts, those rich women in Kyoto are the most important thing!"

Qian Ming landed on a branch of a nearby tree, hunched over vigilantly.

"A rich lady in Kyoto?"

Kakashi and Doudou reacted differently.

What came to mind of the former were those bloated noble ladies from the country of fire that he had encountered while doing missions before, while Dou thought of women covered in gold, silver and jewels.

"That's right, ninjas are poor ghosts, and it's the last word to be close to rich women."

rich woman...

Kakashi thought for a long time with his head sideways, but he didn't quite understand where the sense of humor in the cat's words came from.

After all, he was only a little over three years old.

However, Kakashi knew that the dead cat's words had absolutely no good intentions. He glanced coldly, then stood up and left with a teleportation technique.

He's going to train.

"Come on, keep scratching me."

"Ok."

Squatting with a smile on his face, he waited for Qianming to lie down on the stool, scratching while reading, studying the knowledge in medical books with relish.

When Nonoyu heard the noise, she opened the curtains in a certain room and took a peek. When she found out it was the cat, she breathed a sigh of relief and continued to do her own thing.

Dou was very immature at the beginning, but later on, he seemed to have integrated into relatively basic medical skills, and the place he scratched was warm as if soaked in warm water.

Qian Ming made several meows unconsciously.

This technology, I would like to call you the number one technician of Konoha!