Marvel movie havoc

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Thor was walking on the street empty-handed, feeling that there was silence between heaven and earth.

A month ago, when he received a notice from Loki, knowing that his father Odin had been angered to death by him, and that he himself had also been exiled to Earth as part of the armistice agreement, although his heart was heavy, he was not desperate. .

Because there was a woman who gave him the best comfort at that time. For a top dog licker, as long as the goddess gives him a smile, so what if the whole family sacrifices to heaven?

What's more, Jane not only gave him a smile, but also included food and accommodation, and even sleeping with him.

So for Thor at that time, what if he was exiled from Asgard? So what if my father dies suddenly?

She has the woman she likes, and she is still willing to support her. She watches TV and plays games every day, eats pizza and drinks beer. When Jane comes back from get off work, she does physical and mental exercises, and her life is more comfortable than before in the God Realm. Much.

Although there were some minor disputes between the two of them, it was not a big problem. Under his shameless offensive, Jian got along with him in minutes.

Unfortunately, this method worked for the first and second time, but failed the third time.

Jane Foster was the so-called representative of independent and self-reliant feminism. She was curious about Thor's origins and coveted his body, so she let a loser live in her house for free for a month.

But as the two of them gradually got to know each other, the more Jane looked at Thor, the more she disliked him.

You said that you are a grown man and don’t want to go out to make money to support your family and make a name for yourself. You stay at home all day long and you don’t even do any housework. You even have to wait for my mother to wash your underwear. You have to have a soft rice to eat. Come to your senses!

As for Thor, if he, the crown prince of Asgard, could shamelessly lower his body and apologize to a woman, it would already be a breakthrough. Let him wash, cook and clean housework at home?

It would be better to kill him!

As we all know, the fairy tales of princes and princesses all come to an abrupt end when they get married and live together, because the following story would really destroy the beautiful dreams in children's hearts.

After enduring it for another month, when Jane came home from a busy day and saw the messy living room and the guy who was grinning and ready to carry her to the bedroom, she suddenly exploded!

She felt that she was simply under a spell, so she thought this stupid guy was good!

It is true that the other party has a good figure and is not bad at skills, but if she really wants to solve some physiological problems, with her title of beautiful scientist, she can choose from a lot of hunks just by hooking her fingers, and maybe she can make a fortune.

How could I be so blind that I would think of raising such a loser?

As a result, the miserable Thunder God was swept out of the house and kicked out.

Fortunately, Thor's entire body and underwear were bought by Jane, so there was no so-called trouble of property division, and he just left the house!

"I will definitely not choose this kind of woman to be the Fairy Queen, she is too barbaric!" Thor said shivering while hiding under the eaves with his arms folded.

There was no other way. His Majesty the God of Thunder was really blind at first and felt like he was about to collapse, but immediately life gave him a hard punch.

It’s still winter!

The heating in Jane's apartment was on, so he only wore a cool and simple short shirt, because the two of them had to be honest with each other as soon as Jane came back anyway, and it was too troublesome to wear so many clothes.

The result.

Wandering outside in a short shirt on a snowy day, he began to rely on his rough skin and thick flesh to be able to persist. After he wandered aimlessly for half an hour, even with the physique of an Asgardian, It’s starting to feel unbearably cold!

The passers-by looked at each other with sympathy. For wearing so little in such a winter, could this person be a fool?

It's just that although everyone will look at him twice when they see him, no one will meddle in his own business.

After all, this big guy doesn't look like an easy person at first glance. What if he is an aggressive mental patient?

"Tsk, tsk, this is what happens when you lick a dog!"

Li Qingyuan sat by the window on the second floor, looking at Thor who was shivering with cold below, and said jokingly.

"Isn't it the same for watching the live broadcast at home? Why do you have to run out?" Jill asked with some confusion.

Just now, this guy went out in a hurry, which made all the women think something was wrong. However, no one would have thought that he just came to watch the excitement up close.

It's really incomprehensible. Is it so pleasurable to take pleasure in one's misfortune?

"You don't understand!" Someone shook his head helplessly. He is not a fish, but he knows the joy of fish!

If you can't witness this kind of scene with your own eyes, it has no soul at all.

Thor curled up and squatted in the corner. He now felt cold and hungry, as if his life had come to an end.

Of course, this is his own illusion. Not to mention that with his physique, he would not die even if he was starved for half a month and thrown to the Antarctic, not to mention that there are still a lot of people watching him!

First of all, excluding the guy eating melon on the second floor, among the people watching the excitement on the street corner, there are definitely SHIELD agents hidden.

Last month, the Three Warriors of Asgard fought in New Mexico. Although the negotiations between SHIELD and them had broken down, some scattered intelligence was collected one after another, and they knew that those guys were here to find someone.

And it's very likely that it's this crazy guy who's looking for him.

But before Black Braised Egg could order Thor to be arrested, the Three Warriors of Asgard disappeared directly with Loki. Black Braised Egg searched all over the world but could not find those people. For this reason, it is said that Cole Sen's hairline has increased again.

Well then!

Where ordinary people didn't pay attention, Li Qingyuan looked up at the two crows squatting on the top of the building, feeling a little speechless.

You said that as the leader of the Nine Realms, can't you change the monitoring method?

Regardless of whether it's circular light or observation, if it doesn't work, just get a crystal ball.

If you insist on causing two crows to fly around in the middle of winter, are you treating others as fools?

Loki's naughty boy said that his father was still dormant, but in fact Odin just wanted to see what his two troubled sons would do.

As the God King, Odin knew that his life was coming to an end. Unfortunately, none of his children were qualified to take over the position of God King.

Hela is powerful enough but has a violent and bloodthirsty personality. If she becomes the God King, Asgard will either wipe out the entire race or become the overlord of the universe. There is no third way to choose.

It should be enough for Loki to be a conservative king, but his biggest problem is that he is not his own biological child. If the position of God King is really passed on to Loki, Laufei will probably die laughing!

So even if Thor has many flaws in his character, Odin can only think of ways to temper his son.

It is precisely because of this that someone dares to plan his treasure collection in front of Odin.

After all, compared to his son's growth, a few treasures are nothing worth mentioning!