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"I will go back, but only after I complete the task." Li Qingyuan smiled and shrugged, and began to think about what local products would be better to bring back this time.

The elf queen in front of me looks very good, but the elf princess is also okay. I don’t know if I can take two at a time.

Of course, the premise of all this is that you need to consider issues after completing the task.

"We will never let you succeed."

Someone said the mission was to unify Middle-earth, while others understood that the evil god wanted to turn all living beings in Middle-earth into slaves. There was obviously an error in the understanding of both parties.

But it doesn't matter, someone is too lazy to explain to these guys anyway.

After all, the truth is the hardest to be accepted these days. If he tells these guys that everyone just needs to pretend to surrender and give themselves a lower table, then it will be fine for you, hello for me, hello for everyone, %. Even the helper will ignore him.

So there is no such thing as negotiation, just win over it directly.

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Who is this guy?

"Who are you?" Looking at the guy who suddenly jumped out to speak, someone asked with a frown.

This guy should be standing in the first row. He is definitely a big shot in terms of status, but he doesn't have any information about the other party. This is strange.

"I am Lord Lothlorien, from the royal family of Sindar." The guy who stood up immediately began to introduce himself.

It has become a tradition to report names before a war, so after hearing his question, this guy didn't think much and immediately started reporting.

But before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by someone.

Because someone has already inferred this guy's identity from the green color on his face.

Isn't this guy the old man Celeborn with a thousand-year background and a palace?

No wonder I don't have any impression of this guy at all. After all, this guy's sense of existence is too low.

"You belong to me," someone said with a wave of his hand, pointing at Galadriel.

The living elf queen, and she is so elegant and plump, it is really unbearable.

"Bastard" After hearing the other party's unscrupulous remarks, Celeborn, the master of suffering, could no longer bear it and rushed towards him.

Although everyone knows that the color of the hat on the lord's head is problematic, everyone is still more careful to preserve his personal privacy in public places.

After all, Celeborn is considered the top powerful person among the elves, and Galadriel is the pinnacle of power in the mainland. Everyone has to worry about whether the two of them are good or bad.

And now, someone says this directly in front of so many people. If Celeborn can bear it any longer, he can change his name to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

As Celeborn charged, others immediately picked up their weapons and surrounded someone.

As the saying goes, when facing evil heretics, you must stand shoulder to shoulder, because with these evil people, you don’t need to talk about the rules of the world at all.

Li Qingyuan slapped the mount on its head and brought it into the pet space. According to the system pet space settings, if he kills the pet, the pet can be resurrected and refreshed in the space. However, if it is killed by an external enemy, the pet But he is really dead.

Karasen is thick-skinned and not afraid of attacks from these guys, but his mount is not that strong. If he is killed by these guys, go find such a fun mount by yourself.

As soon as he received the mount into the pet space, the soft sword in Celeborn's hand was already stabbed in front of him.

Although this guy has always been jokingly called Gongba Brother, his strength is definitely ranked among the top five in the mainland, second only to his wife and an old guy who is suspected of being his wife's concubine.

So when Celeborn attacked with all his strength, his attack speed even exceeded the speed of sound, and his agility was estimated to be close to points.

Looking at the entire Middle-earth continent, the speed of Celeborn's sword is definitely among the best, far exceeding the power of Isildur's sword that killed Sauron.

But unfortunately, the enemy he encountered was not the Demon Lord Sauron.

In Celeborn's horrified eyes, someone stretched out two fingers and clamped the long sword that he thrust out.

"That's it" someone said with a teasing smile.

Celeborn's face quickly turned from green to red. The tip of the sword seemed to have taken root after being pinched by the enemy's two fingers. It didn't move at all even with all the strength he exerted.

Sorry, the strength of sucking milk here refers to the adjective, because although his wife has always been jokingly called Kai Nai, the two parties rarely have any interesting interactions.

There is no way, he is a substitute in the first place, and he is not as good as his wife in terms of strength and status, so he cannot enjoy some of the fun.

"Ah"

Celeborn was so stimulated that he wanted to go crazy. The other party's teasing tone and mocking eyes really made his mentality almost explode.

The spirit of water, the order of water

Seeing that Celeborn's attack was frustrated, Galadriel quickly ran to assist.

Even if they don't have deep feelings for this nominal husband, they are still considered a celebrity couple in Middle-earth, and of course they can't let things slip at this time.

The two water dragons bypassed Celeborn and rushed toward someone from the left and right. Although they were just weak water streams, they gave people a devastating aura.

Judging from the attack strength of these two water dragons, it is no wonder that Celeborn was eaten to death by his wife.

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Li Qingyuan directly broke the sword in Celeborn's hand with two fingers, and then jumped to avoid the water dragon's attack.

It is true that with his physique, even if he was hit by a water dragon, it would not cause much harm, but being wet by a woman was really degrading.

If we change the method, it's almost the same

"Heroic Charge"

Just as he dodged two water dragons, he saw a guy covered in golden light rushing over with a war hammer in hand.

By the way, it’s really puzzling why the dwarves’ ultimate move is Berserker.

Naturally, the speed of retreating cannot be faster than the speed of charging, not to mention that the dwarf king also caught the power of Vera, which is the so-called invitation to the gods.

砰

There was only a loud noise, and then a golden figure flew out at an even faster speed.

The huge golden figure continued to shrink in mid-air, quickly turning into the short shape of the dwarf king.

air shield

Elrond, who was about to attack someone, quickly changed the direction of his attack and caught the dwarf king falling from the sky.

It was obvious that the dwarf king's divine state was broken by the opponent's punch. If this was not done quickly, the little dwarf would definitely fall into a ball of flesh.

Even though I have never had a good impression of these dwarf elves, now we are all comrades-in-arms and cannot ignore death.

"This dwarf has some strength."

Someone rubbed his slightly red fist and said with slight approval.

With his current strength, he can definitely arm-wrestle with the Hulk. It is definitely something to be proud of that the Dwarf King can match him in strength.

The reason why the opponent flew backwards was entirely because the opponent's strength was not directly proportional to his physique, and the borrowed power was not his own after all.

Everyone else was horrified by his pretentious performance, because the ultimate secret that could only be mastered by the dwarf royal family could be borrowed from the divine power of God Aulë. Although it requires a huge amount of willpower to activate it once, in the state During the activation period, the Dwarf King is almost invincible.

Great God Aulë is not some otherworldly god. He is a serious god. Even if he can only borrow one-tenth of his power, it is definitely enough to scare people.

dragon slaying arrow

Of course, not everyone was stunned. The King of the River Valley had already spotted the opportunity, and took advantage of the enemy's relaxation to shoot out with a curved bow.

The reason why the River Valley Kingdom can become an independent kingdom from a small town is because of this magic skill.

At that time, the evil dragon Smaug was rampant in the world, and was finally shot to death by the previous king Bard in Riverdale Town.

Feeling that his energy was being locked by the opponent, Li Qingyuan quickly prepared to dodge to the side. After all, this arrow looked very powerful. He could resist Galadriel's water dragon, but he did not dare to directly use his face to catch this arrow. Dragon-slaying arrow.

How ugly it would be if the appearance was ruined.

But of course the others couldn't be idle either. After a series of attacks from the rabbit and the falcon, everyone had rushed to the evil god's side. Everyone immediately cooperated to surround someone and beat him up.

Although the evil god is extremely powerful and indestructible, he still seems to be dwarfed by a group of the most powerful beings in Middle-earth.

There was no way, although Li Qingyuan was better than these natives in all attributes, his fighting skills were really terrible.

It is true that compared to his previous tortoise boxing style, he has improved a lot now, and he can even get the title of fighting master in some places.

It's just that it's still far behind compared to these natives. After all, people rely on this to make a living. If they're not good at their craftsmanship, they'll have been eliminated long ago.

Not to mention that he beat ten of them by himself, so in just a few minutes, his hair was torn apart, his clothes were torn, and his pants were almost ripped off.

It's a pity that Galadriel wasn't planning to take off the panties, otherwise he might have just given in half-heartedly.

“This guy’s skin is so thick.”

Thranduil and Celeborn exchanged glances. The weapons in their hands had actually scratched the enemy more than once, but so far they hadn't even drawn any blood.

The opponent's skin was even harder than rock. A sword strike had no other effect except for leaving a white mark.

"Attack his vital points"

Not only the two of them, but other people are now also beginning to let go of their reserve of being masters and start to find some more private places to attack.

At the beginning, everyone respected their status and just attacked the enemy in groups. If they continued to find dirty places to use dirty tricks, even if they won the battle, they would not be able to show their face to others, right?

But now it seems that it is no longer a question of whether he will have face in the future. If he doesn't defeat the opponent now, he will never have a chance in the future.

So

"Damn it Celeborn, what are you hacking at? If you break it, how can I play with your wife in the future?"

Someone shouted depressedly, this guy is simply not a son of a man.

After hearing his rebuke, Calebron was so angry that he almost vomited blood on the spot. Without saying a word, he wielded his sword and never missed someone's vital point.

Feeling that one pound of flesh was almost cut off, someone gave up on playing.

If he is chopped down by these natives, he will definitely become the funniest devil in history.

"Transformation"

A dazzling light suddenly emerged from his body, and the people who were besieging the evil god were suddenly thrown away by a wave of air.

I saw a powerful-looking armor that had completely covered someone. This armor was more than five meters tall and looked like a medieval armored giant.

嗖

Palace Bar brother Celeborn jumped up from the ground and slashed at the joints of the armor.

In Celeborn's long thousands of years of life, he had never hated anyone so much, not even Gandalf. To be honest, he had never hated anyone so much.

But before Celeborn could jump to the opponent's side, a ray of light suddenly shot out from the armor's head.

Without any sound or movement, the Lord of Lothlorien, one of the top ten masters in Middle-earth, just evaporated from the world.

"Damn it, the power is turned up." Someone's voice suddenly penetrated from the armor. In fact, he was just about to beat Celeborn to death. After all, Aragorn was dead and couldn't play some repertoire. So Celeborn The role of Peng is very important.

It's a pity that the Destroyer Armor was used for the first time, so it was a bit careless and he accidentally killed Celeborn. It was really a pity.

After all, the Destroyer Armor is a treasure in Odin's treasure house. In his heyday, Odin once relied on this thing to fight against a group of gods. If converted to the strength of Middle-earth, it can directly compete with the creation god Ilu. Vita vs. Baby

Even though Odin had moved the core of the Destroyer Armor in advance, leaving only an empty shell for that naughty boy Loki, it was really overqualified to deal with these guys.

Celeborn's death immediately shocked everyone. Even though Celeborn's fame was entirely supported by his wife, he was still a well-known master in the mainland. Being directly vaporized with one move was still beyond the tolerance of everyone.

"what"

Galadriel frantically moved the ring of water in her hand. Although her relationship with Celeborn was not deep, they had been husband and wife for thousands of years, and they still had family ties without feelings.

But before the water dragon took shape, everyone saw a blur in front of their eyes. The huge armor had appeared in front of Galadriel, and then he reached out and grabbed the elf queen.

Galadriel is six feet four inches tall, which is meters tall. Regardless of whether she is tall among humans or elves, her figure is extremely well-proportioned and her waist is even more slender, so she can be grabbed by the waist. Unable to move.

Grabbing Galadriel with his left hand to prevent her from running around, the armor's right hand opened directly, and then a light yellow light emanated from the palm.

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