Marvel movie havoc

Jesus Christ

No matter what plane he is in, as long as there is this guy, he is a well-deserved boss.

There is no way, as the leader of the first vitality club, the fighting power of his subordinates is too strong.

Logically speaking, in this world that believes in gods, Jesus can definitely be called the number one god. Even the old and new gods are not enough for him to defeat with one hand.

After all, although modern people cannot live without their mobile phones hours a day, it is nonsense to say how much they admire and admire their mobile phones.

But Jesus was different. At least three or two out of ten people who went to church to sing and worship were truly devout believers, so this guy's strength was definitely beyond everyone's imagination.

Unfortunately, the Jesus here is not one, but a group of

"Hello, Lord Holy Son"

Walking to Jesus who was drinking at the bar, Li Qingyuan smiled and said hello.

"Hello, magical outsider, what should I call you?" Jesus, who was greeted, responded with a smile, and said to Jesus who was bartending at the bar.

"Give this friend a drink"

"Okay." Jesus didn't resist when he was told, but immediately began to show off his skills.

In a trance, Jesus, the bartender, seemed to have a thousand arms. Dozens of wines of various colors were flying back and forth in his hands, creating a cool scene.

It's just that this scene that could be featured on America's Got Talent didn't attract anyone's attention. After all, there were at least a hundred Jesuses gathered in this room, and none of them had the unique skill of pressing the bottom of the box with their hands.

A little trick like bartending can't be brought to the table at all, right?

"Are you and him the same or independent?" Looking at the room full of Jesus, Li Qingyuan felt quite pressured and asked directly.

It is true that Jesus can only be regarded as a background in the plot of American Gods, but when you meet such a big boss, if you don't understand the other person's true thoughts, it will be very difficult to watch.

With the Destroyer Armor and Space Stone in hand, even if he encounters Odin or Mr. World, he is confident of escaping from them.

But facing this kind of Jesus who has taken on millions of incarnations, he felt really unsure.

Besides, based on what he did, even the so-called benevolent Holy Son would probably send him to hell.

"There is no difference. I am him, and he is me. By the way, we can be anyone in the world. As long as there is love in our hearts, then everyone is Jesus." Jesus, who was drinking, responded with a smile.

I, Ta Ma, hate you bastards the most.

Although Li Qingyuan still had a smile on his face, he was already cursing in his heart.

Will you, Ta Ma, die if you speak human words? Do you say such incomprehensible words to show that you are capable?

"If you are here to drink, then I invite you. If you are here to ask me questions, then I can only say that all choices are due to your heart." Jesus, who was bartending, finally stopped showing off his skills. A glass of sparkling wine was handed to someone.

Looking at the glass of wine in his hand that emitted colorful light, Li Qingyuan felt speechless.

You are Jesus, okay, not a Chinese master. As for making such luminous dishes?

Raising his head and drinking down the glowing glass of wine, someone instantly felt that the fatigue of the past two days had been swept away.

In addition to the unforgettable fragrance still lingering between the lips and teeth, it felt as if even his own internal organs had been purified.

Just such a glass of wine, it is certain that if an ordinary person drinks it, not only will he become an immortal immediately, but it will also extend his life by at least two to three hundred years.

"Thank you for the wine," someone said sincerely as he returned the empty wine glass to the bartender Jesus.

"You're welcome, this is what we should do." The bartender Jesus took the cup back, and then the drinker Jesus sitting aside spoke.

"Outsiders, I don't know what you want to do, but no matter what, please try not to disturb the mortal world."

"I know"

Li Qingyuan agreed with all his heart. He had figured out the meaning of Jesus Christ.

When he watched the show American Gods before, he felt a little confused. It is not surprising that new things such as technology, media, and the Internet have become new gods. After all, there are not a few people these days who worship technology, mobile phones, and the Internet.

But why, apart from Odin, are the other gods in the old god camp that many people are not familiar with at all?

Only now does he realize that people who are familiar with great gods such as Jesus, Buddha, and Allah don’t want to get involved in these nonsense at all, right?

Based on the proportion of faith they occupy among humans, the New Gods cannot shake their status no matter what, so many big bosses simply sit on the Diaoyutai and stand still.

The reason why humans know nothing about the divine war is because these bosses restrict the actions of others.

Otherwise, with Odin's temper, as long as he shows his true form and launches an attack on several famous big cities, tens of millions of faiths will be paid in minutes.

The reason why Odin didn't dare to attack mortals to absorb faith was because he was jointly warned by these big guys.

Humanity's belief gave birth to gods, and the gods protected humans from being affected by the gods. The ecosystem of this world is really strange.

But no matter how strange it is, it has nothing to do with someone, because he should be going out to the theater now.

Although I only chatted casually with these two Jesuses, a lot of time was wasted. The banquet at Resurrection Manor was almost over, and all the guests had to leave.

Of course, the main reason is that this place is about to turn into a battlefield. No matter whether it is the ordinary people attending the banquet or the group of Jesus, they don't want to get involved in such a mess.

After all, if there is a group of Jesus around here, then no matter whether it is Odin or the world, they will definitely not be able to fight.

These days, dating depends on the occasion. The sunshine in Resurrection Manor is just right today, the spring is bright, and it is just right for a battlefield.

As the irrelevant people and others left, the originally bustling manor immediately fell silent, leaving only a few strange guys.

"You haven't left yet." Sweeney covered his crotch with his hands and moved out with difficulty. He looked at Li Qingyuan standing on the balcony and asked in surprise.

"You're not useless yet." Someone glanced out of the corner of his eye and realized that this little goblin might have actually practiced some Shaolin Iron Crotch Kung Fu.

Every now and then, someone would grab the yolk and lift it up, but it still hasn't been beaten. Not to mention other things, this guy's resilience in this area really puts most people to shame.