Konoha's cannon fodder life

When he returned to Jiuzi's house with a bag of banknotes, Jiang Yuan had a lipstick mark on his face, and the bag in his hand was gone.Jiuzi put stacks of banknotes on the low table, with little stars in his eyes, counting the banknotes hungrily, and let out a meaningful laugh from time to time.

Lying on the opposite side of the low table, Jiang Yuan looked at the wine counting money and was speechless for a while, but the daughter-in-law he chose would spend his whole life with her with tears in his eyes.

"Sakeko-chan, the banknotes are so dirty, don't point them with your fingers." Jiang Yuan tried to dissuade him with a wry smile.

"The banknotes are much cleaner than yours, don't bother me, how much did you just count?"

Jiang Yuan reminded helplessly: "One hundred and three thousand taels."

Jiuzi reached out and knocked Jiang Yuan on the head. His expression was no longer as gentle as before and he said harshly: "Asshole Jiang Yuan, don't disturb me when I'm counting the money. If you are completely helpless, go buy the ingredients for dinner."

"It's time!"

Like a thief, Jiang Yuan sneaked up to Jiuzi's side, quietly reaching for the banknotes on the table with one hand.Jiuzi, who used Sharingan to count money, had already noticed Jiang Yuan's little tricks, and knocked Jiang Yuan's sneaky hand away with lightning speed.

"Don't disturb me counting the money, bastard Jiang Yuan, I'll say it one last time!"

Jiang Yuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva as he watched the two jade Sharingans in his eyes turn slightly, counting money with Sharingan, only Shiko-chan dared to do this in the whole Konoha, it was really extravagant.

Jiang Yuan explained awkwardly: "Well, I don't have any money."

"Give!"

Shuuko took out a one hundred tael bill and handed it to Jiang Yuan. The Sharingan in his eyes showed his belief in Jiang Yuan's power. Jiang Yuan looked at the one hundred taels and Jiuzi in front of him and sighed seriously. He had no choice but to take the banknotes and stood up helplessly. Before leaving, he stretched out his stupid hands and jumped out of the window, causing Jiuzi to let out a silly cry.

"Jiang Yuan, you bastard, don't ask me to catch you!"

Naturally, Jiang Yuan didn't know about Jiuzi's threat, so he reached into his trouser pocket and took out several taels of bills.

After buying some vegetables, fish and shrimp in the grocery store and the market, Jiang Yuan walked on the road with a vegetable basket, and when he got to the shade of a tree, he took out the remaining change and shook his head silently.The price of vegetables is average, but seafood such as fish and shrimp are several times more expensive than before. The boss said that the relationship with the country of water is tense, and seafood is already difficult to catch.

It seems that the atmosphere of war has a great impact on the lives of the people. Jiang Yuan was thinking of a solution while walking, and he didn't realize it until he knocked his head on the door of Jiuzi's house.Walking into the room, I saw Jiuzi standing on the stairs on the second floor with a smiling face, stretching out his hand to hook himself.

"Well, I was an asshole just now, I'm sorry!" Jiang Yuan immediately apologized.

Jiuzi still smiled, and said slowly: "It's not this. Shangjun, did you take something that you shouldn't take? It's strange that there is a reward for giving it to my sister."

"No... didn't take anything, Jiuzijiang, did you remember wrongly?"

Jiang Yuan beat him to death and refused to admit it. According to the situation in his memory that Jiuzi called himself "Shangjun", if he didn't admit it, he could barely survive by fooling around. If he admitted it, he would be beaten violently.

Jiuzi walked down the stairs, gently and virtuously grabbed the vegetable basket in Jiang Yuan's hand, and stretched out his hand to help Jiang Yuan walk up to the second floor slowly.Jiang Yuan's frightened footsteps were sloppy, if not for Jiuzi's strong support, he would have already collapsed.Walking to the second floor, Jiuzi put away the food basket and locked the door, then went to the window and closed it.

Seeing Jiang Yuan sitting on the tatami in such a posture, he inadvertently raised his heart to his throat, and Jiuzi brushed the fine hair scattered between his brows, walked behind Jiang Yuan, lowered his body and hugged Jiang Yuan, biting his lips lightly, exhaling a pleasant fragrance .

"Shangjun, I'll give you one last chance, did you really not take anything from Sister Jiuzi?"

Jiang Yuan shook his head and said, "No, Jiuzijiang, what did you lose?"

The wine fell in front of Jiang Yuan, and the Sharingan in his eyes moved slowly: "I just lost three tael bills, and a lewd hand stole them. If my sister hadn't had the Sharingan, He was fooled. Your Majesty, do you know where that lewd hand is?"

"Writing~~, writing sharing eyes?"

Jiuzi smiled softly: "That's right! It's Sharingan. You must know that Sharingan can see through everything. Someone's hands are really dishonest!"

It's over, Jiang Yuan's forehead is sweating, and he almost forgot that Jiuzi counts money with Sharingan, this time it's over.These are really evil eyes, bastard Sharingan!

Jiang Yuan looked at the charming Jiuzi in front of him and begged: "The money has been spent, and I have bought the ingredients. I didn't keep it privately. Be gentler. It is your loss to break me now."

"Oh! Then what is this?"

Jiuzi took out two bills from Jiang Yuan's trouser pocket, and then stretched them in again. With a little force in his hand, Jiang Yuan began to howl and beg for mercy.Jiuzi let go of his hand and grabbed Jiang Yuan's ears, and began the brutal punishment.

"Wow! Domestic violence, it hurts!"

"Asshole, why didn't you think of it when you secretly took my money?"

"Sorry, I made a mistake, wine sauce."

"It's okay to be wrong. I was fooled by you for not catching your criminal evidence before. Today I will settle all the previous accounts. Whether you are a Jonin or a commander, you are nothing in front of me."

Jiang Yuan was intimately touched by Jiuzi's small fist, Jiuzi rode on Jiang Yuan's body and waved his fist, and Jiang Yuan's eyes had already turned black.In the end, Jiuzi had no choice but to give up continuing to educate Jiang Yuan about love because of a cracked nail.

As if he felt that he had hit him too much, Jiuzi hugged Jiang Yuan and sat down in distress, but Jiang Yuan's eyes were still full of fear when he looked at Jiu Zi. Jiang Yuan swore that he would never secretly take money for sake again in his life. The sake-chan just now was too scary. He had never been so scared when facing Bai Zetsu.

Jiuzi hugged Jiang Yuan's arm and begged pitifully: "I'm sorry! I hit a little harder, Jiang Yuan, please forgive me, please!"

"I don't accept it, Jiuzijiang, you are too much."

Jiuzi looked at Jiang Yuan with aggrieved eyebrows and lowered his eyebrows, he had to peck Jiang Yuan's lips lightly while thinking about it, his face was full of spring and he hugged Jiang Yuan's arm.

"Is it okay?"

Jiang Yuan, who got the benefits, suddenly became a little more courageous, and said in a wailing voice: "My face! It was almost broken just now, and my waist, Jiuzijiang, you kicked it with your feet?"

Seeing the situation, Jiuzi stretched out his swan-like neck and pressed his lips to Jiang Yuan. After a few gasps, Jiuzi lowered his head shyly, while Jiang Yuan panted heavily as if he had drank several glasses of soju.

"I also like the disfigured face, and I don't care if the waist is bad, it's okay, Jiang Yuan, don't be angry!"

Jiang Yuan grinned grimly, like a big bad wolf stretching his hand into the sheepfold: "That mine just suffered physical injuries, Jiuzijiang, hahaha~~~"

Jiuzi stood up suddenly, the shyness with bright brows was no longer on his face, replaced by unbearable rage.Kicking over Jiang Yuan who was outstretched and groping casually, Jiu Zi stepped on Jiang Yuan viciously.

"Bastard Jiang Yuan, don't push yourself too hard. I've made a lot of sacrifices. Do you want me to sleep with you at night?"

Jiang Yuan was trampled on the ground and begged for mercy: "Don't, don't, don't sleep in the future, Jiuzijiang, I was wrong."

The corner of Jiuzi's mouth casually smiled and said, "Bastard Jiang Yuan, what are you talking about, and you don't want it in the future?"

"No, we'll talk about it later, not now!"

"That's about the same. Remember today's lesson. If you steal my money again, be careful that you will live alone for the rest of your life. I won't sleep with you anyway!"

"But that's my reward for doing the task?"

Jiuzi said arrogantly: "Who else do you want to give your money to if you don't give it to me? I don't care, Jiang Yuan's money is mine anyway, at worst I'll give you mine!"

"That's about the same, I agree to this deal!"