Konoha's cannon fodder life

(PS: I want to give everyone a piece of advice, don’t look at the girls on the side of the road when riding a little donkey, trust me.)

The ninja world may not need a sole master, but Konoha Ninja Village needs a leader.Whether the leader is Hokage or not is not important, what is important is that he can lead the village further, and Hokage is just a code name.

Dou and Itachi left with their own concerns, and Jiang Yuan continued to draw his relationship diagram.The little mouse must be found, and there are only zero or countless times of shrinking back. The appeasement policy of three generations cannot continue, and internal struggles sometimes kill more companions than outsiders.

"dong dong dong..."

"Come in."

The door was pushed open, Zhi Shui walked in with a flat face, and then knelt down in front of Jiang Yuan.

"What is this for?" Jiang Yuan asked.

Shisui: "Apologize to senior, Morino Ibiki is a very qualified Anbu torturer. There is no one in the village who is more suitable for this position. At the same time, I apologize for my recklessness."

"that's it?"

"that's it."

Jiang Yuan threw the relationship diagram that had been arranged for a long time to Shisui: "You are an idiot, people like you are not worthy of taking my position. Back then, Uncle Fushan and the others were all dead. What about Shisui Uchiha? not to die?

If you want to play a clumsy trick of both grace and power, you know how ridiculous such a trick is in their eyes, remember your identity!You are neither the Uchiha nor Naruto's ruling assistant, and you are not that random leader of the dark army. In their eyes, your identity is a die-hard loyalist. Whose die-hard loyalist? "

"It's yours, senior!" Zhishui lowered his head even lower.

"It's good to know, your words and deeds represent my attitude, so you still let Morino Ibiki live? Why don't you tell them that ninjas will not be punished even if they fail to perform their missions, especially when I am acting as a proxy The assigned task, you are a ninja, he is also a ninja, the failure of the ninja to perform the task is just private corporal punishment?"

The more Jiang Yuan talked, the angrier he became. He stood up, walked over to Shisui and kicked him hard. He was angry not with Shisui for letting Ibiki live, but with his behavior. He privately punished ninjas who failed to perform their missions, and deliberately used them to make his ruler look magnanimous.

"Senior, I was wrong." Zhishui was kicked hard on the shoulder by Jiang Yuan, and he fell to the floor and dared not get up.

Jiang Yuan: "If it is useful to admit your mistakes, this world will not have such sorrow and war. Your kindness will kill you sooner or later. Why didn't the Temple of Fire recruit you over there? I doubt that you Uchiha Shisui passed away as an eminent monk in your previous life. It would be great if you were a monk, but you are a ninja, a ninja who should kill like hemp.

But I don't want you to be a monk, and I don't want you to be a murderous ninja. I just want to have a little more ruthlessness in your benevolent and loving mind. Is it so difficult to think more about things? "

Zhishui's eyes were full of tears. If he hadn't been for Jiang Yuan, he would have been stabbed by Kunai at the beginning and become a sharp knife in the hands of others.But sometimes he can't be the person Jiang Yuan said, Zhishui only has good and bad eyes, not people but things.

"Senior, I can't be someone like you. I know, I always knew. I've been imitating you since before, but your shadow makes me feel terrible. It's hard to be that kind of person."

Jiang Yuan poked Shisui's head with his finger: "You should die once or twice, only in this way can you be a person like me. But I don't need someone like me, what I want is Uchiha Shisui, who can inherit my All Uchiha Shisui!"

"I can't do it, senior, I can't..." Zhishui replied dejectedly.

"Then do you want to leave only one or two of the Uchiha clan killed?"

"Do not want to."

Jiang Yuan kicked him angrily: "Then you use your smart brain to think about things. Is it comfortable to carry documents and find things for me every day? will feel very comfortable.”

"senior···"

"roll!"

Zhishui leaves lonely, the comfortable life has almost destroyed him, Jiang Yuan let him learn political methods like a child cheating his parents to hurt himself, in order to let them buy candy to make himself happy.Jiang Yuan only had one sentence for Zhishui's actions. He pretended to be smart and inferior, and he was a fool who could fool everyone.

Jiang Yuan sometimes wanted to open Shisui's mind to see why he couldn't be a qualified student when he was so powerful in learning ninjutsu and combat knowledge.

Shishui who walked out of the Hokage room was bleak, as if his soul had been sucked out.Walking in the Hokage building with dull eyes, slowly walking out of the Hokage building, wandering aimlessly in the village alone.

Shisui doesn't understand why Jiang Yuan knows so many things. Uchiha Fuzan once asked Shisui to follow Jiang Yuan to learn his abilities. Of course, Jiang Yuan also handed over to Shisui without reservation.

"Brother Shisui, wait for me!"

There was a cry from behind, Zhishui hastily wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and turned around with a smile.

"It's Itachi, what's wrong?"

Itachi waved his hand: "It's nothing, look at you, big brother, you want to go home with you after you came out of Hokage Building, why do you look so lifeless?"

"It's nothing, just now I was scolded by my senior for doing something wrong, and I'm depressed." Zhishui said with relief.

"Master Jiang Yuan swears, but he seldom knows how to swear. Brother Zhishui, it seems that you have done a big mistake. Otherwise, Master Jiang Yuan would not swear casually, let alone you."

"And kicked me a few times."

Itachi looked at Shisui in horror: "You didn't lose the gift that Lord Ewara prepared to give to Lord Shuko, did you?"

Shisui: "No, if I lose the gift I gave to Sister Jiuzi, Senior Jiang Yuan will beat me up so that I can't take care of myself. It's other things, it's useless to tell you."

"That's okay, Mr. Jiang Yuan will forget it tomorrow morning, he won't remember the overnight grudge."

Zhishui curled his lips, you don't know senior, you will know after you get to know senior, he even remembers the hatred from more than ten years ago.Not remembering the past night's hatred is a lazy lesson. He thinks it's a waste of saliva and time, so it's better not to remember it. Once he remembers the hatred, everyone will be finished.

Itachi asked curiously: "Brother Shisui, why did Ehara-sama scold you and beat you?"

"Kids, don't ask, be careful of bedwetting at night." After Zhishui finished speaking, he quickened his pace and walked forward.

"I've never wet the bed."

"Then why did you secretly dry yourself under the quilt the morning before yesterday? It smells like urine and it's terrible. Jiang Yuan-senpai said there is something wrong with my brain. I hope my nose won't have the same problem as my brain."

Itachi blushed and chased down Shisui and explained: "It's Sasuke's. He kept clamoring to sleep with me the day before yesterday. He wet the bed after drinking too much milk at night."

Shisui reached out and touched his nose. "It seems that my nose is fine."