Konoha's cannon fodder life

"Nani?"

Naruto sat on the carpet with an excited face, and Jiang Yuan and Jiuzi in front of him clasped their hands together and looked at him kindly. Naruto who returned home was stunned by the news before he sat down to drink his saliva.

"Aunt Jiuzi, are you getting married?"

Jiang Yuan smiled and said, "Can't you?"

Naruto quickly shook his head and explained: "That's not what I mean, I mean I don't need to sell myself to earn dowry money?"

Jiang Yuan smiled slightly, this kid was still thinking about such a beautiful thing.But Naruto can be a flower girl when you get married, but do you need a flower girl for a wedding?

Brother Wushou doesn't seem to have a flower girl when he gets married, it's very simple and warm.

"Naruto-kun, we are not willing to sell you. Go back to your room and do your homework obediently. I heard that you were fined to stand at the door for failing to hand in your homework the day before yesterday. Is it true?" Jiuzi quickly changed from an unmarried woman to a chattering Housewives.

"That's because the homework was burned by Sasuke's fireball technique. I can't blame me for it, and I also tore up his homework." Naruto explained quite proudly.

Jiang Yuan looked at Naruto coldly: "You and Sasuke fought again?"

"what?"

Naruto slowly got up from the carpet and went to the room: "Uncle Jiangyuan, I still have homework to do. That's right! Teacher Tian asked us to count ten kunai and use three kunai. no?"

"What do you want Kunai to do, I remember that this question gives the weight of Kunai, Naruto!"

Jiang Yuan yelled loudly, so scared that Naruto ran into the room with all hands and feet, panting heavily, and turned his head to see if the door was locked.There will be a duel assessment in a few days, the teacher said that you can bring ninja tools, if you can get Uncle Jiang Yuan's ninja tools.

After Naruto ran into the room, only Jiuzi and Jiang Yuan were left in the living room. Jiang Yuan was still thinking about what Naruto wanted Kunai to do, as his grade had not yet reached the grade for learning taijutsu or ninjutsu.Even if some children know a little ninjutsu and taijutsu, they are taught by the elders of the family, and the school will not promote ninjutsu fighting.

As a former ninja school teacher, Ehara knew the policies and rules of the ninja school very well. So what did Naruto want to do with a ninja tool? Did he want to fight with that little brat Sasuke?

Fighting with fists is not a big deal. The consistent tenet of the Ninjutsu family is that fists and Ninjutsu are principles. Children fighting in private will not only not be investigated, but will also avoid punishing the children. When Jiang Yuan was in school, every time he got into fights, it was no big deal. Regardless of whether he was beaten or hit, his parents would silently allow it.

"Why are you scaring Naruto-kun? It's strange that children like ninjas. Anyway, your ninjas are rusty at home. It doesn't hurt to let him play with them!"

Jiang Yuan frowned: "A loving mother is a loser, I like to keep ninja tools at home forever and never use them again, but Naruto's grade is not yet old enough to use ninja tools."

Jiuzi's eyes widened: "Other parents know to teach their children to learn ninjutsu since childhood, but you have been unwilling to teach Naruto. Jiang Yuan, do you have any opinions on Naruto? Last time you asked Dou to beat Naruto like this. I didn't ask you to settle accounts, I know you have objections to the Minato couple entrusting Naruto to you, but they are also helpless."

"I didn't, Jiuzijiang, don't talk nonsense!"

"you have not?"

"At first there was a little..."

Jiuzi's small hands slowly climbed up Jiang Yuan's waist, and then twisted a small piece of skin with his fingers and turned it at degrees, Jiang Yuan sucked his teeth in pain.

"It hurts, it hurts, I just teach it, who can't learn from that witch, take jujube pills."

"Um--?"

Jiang Yuan: "It's Sister Chunyou. Is Sister Chunyou okay?"

"Yeah!" Jiuzi nodded in satisfaction.

The bandages on Naruto's forehead lying on the bed were scattered all over the place. In fact, Dou didn't hit him. He got some chicken blood and makeup skills, and it seemed that he was beaten but he was not injured.On the contrary, Sasuke was really beaten by his elder brother, but it hurt Itachi so much, the children of the Uchiha family are so simple and lacking in roots.

Thinking that he must defeat Sasuke in an honest and fair manner in the duel test, Naruto had no intention of doing homework. This was a rare occasion in which he was allowed to fight.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Who is it?" Naruto asked lying on the bed.

"your dad!"

Naruto was so frightened that he quickly wrapped the bandage around his forehead, and ran to open the door.The door was opened, and Jiang Yuan saw the bandage on Naruto's forehead and sighed.

"Uncle Jiangyuan."

"Ah."

Jiang Yuan suddenly raised his hand, and Naruto was so scared that he hugged his little head and hid behind the door.

"What are you afraid of? I won't beat you."

Naruto complained: "Last time I broke off a branch of Auntie Jiuzi's plum tree and you said the same thing, but Uncle Ehara beat my ass to blossom with just one branch."

"You call a tree a branch?"

Jiang Yuan became angry when he mentioned this incident. The bastard cut down the green plum tree that Jiuzi had planted for several years, and took the branch and said that he wanted to learn camouflage. He was so angry that he beat him up.Jiang Yuan sometimes wondered if this kid was Minato's seed, why is he so stupid because he is a genius son?

"That seems to be a tree, right?"

"should?"

Naruto hugged Jiang Yuan's thigh bitterly and cried: "Uncle Jiang Yuan, I was wrong, next time I will not dare to cut down Aunt Jiuzi's tree, I really wanted to help Aunt Jiuzi cut the branches yesterday , who knows that the tree is just a branch, I didn't mean it."

"You broke Jiuzijiang's plum tree again?" Jiang Yuan gave up, holding his forehead to regain his breath.

Fortunately, this is not his son. If his son is so stupid, he can find a place to throw it away.Damn!It's not that my son is still so mischievous, I have never been so mischievous before!

"Uncle Jiangyuan..." Naruto cast his pitiful eyes.

"Okay, okay." Jiang Yuan picked up Naruto and went out. Jiuzi, who was busy with dinner in the kitchen, did not forget to tell the two to go home for dinner in an hour, and stuffed two bottles of green plum juice for them.

Naruto, who was held by Jiang Yuan's collar, asked, "Uncle Jiang Yuan, where are we going?"

"Go to the grass in the back mountain."

"What are you going to do there?"

"You talk a lot, you don't look like me at all."

Naruto curled his lips and said, "I'm not your son. I picked it up on the side of the road and handed it to the principal of the garden. I know."

"Who said you're not my son? You look so much like him?" Jiang Yuan picked up Naruto and carried him on his shoulders.

Naruto's head carried Jiang Yuan in front of him, and he walked on Jiang Yuan's body with his hands and feet, and finally climbed to his back. Jiang Yuan had to support Naruto's little buttocks to carry him.

"You and Aunt Jiuzi both have black eyes and black hair, while I have yellow hair and blue eyes, it's not the same at all!"

Jiang Yuan stopped and said with a smile: "Actually, you are my illegitimate child. Your mother is a blonde, just like Aunt Chunyou's golden hair."

"I read few books, don't lie to me." Naruto still didn't believe it.

"Why are you lying to me, you little brat? Look at there are so many children in the orphanage, why did I adopt you? Because your Aunt Jiuzi didn't agree to take you home before, so I had to ask the garden to take care of you and call you 'Daddy' Listen."

"Liar, you want me to call you 'Father' again. Brother Dou said that my father is in a faraway place, where there are all deserts, and Mom and Dad are there, just waiting for me to go back and find them."

Jiang Yuan murmured softly: "Desert?"

Dou seems to be a person who lost his relatives in the war with Sand Hidden, and was adopted by the villagers who found out that he had a talent for ninjutsu.It should be Dou's own story, it seems that Dou likes Naruto, tell him his own story.