Konoha's cannon fodder life

In a quiet house covered by green plum trees, the frying pan in the kitchen was sizzling, and Jiuzi was making breakfast with long hair and an apron on his shoulders.

"Big idiot, little idiot, get up, go to work and go to school!"

'Squeak --! With a bang, the door was pushed open, and Jiang Yuan squinted his eyes to look at the clock in the living room, and reluctantly walked to another room, picking up Naruto who was sleeping soundly on the bed.

"Uncle Jiang Yuan asked me to sleep for a while." Naruto put on a nightcap before opening his eyes, allowing Jiang Yuan to drag his back collar.

Jiuzi looked at the two of them with a smile, shook his head and sighed: "It seems that there is no need to mop the floor today, but the clothes do need to be washed, you two idiots."

Dragging Naruto to the bathroom, Jiang Yuan squeezed out two portions of toothpaste. Naruto drowsily took the toothpaste and began to brush his teeth and wash, but his eyes still didn't open.

"Ho-ho-ho-ho, bah--! Rinse your mouth."

“Ho ho ho ho, bah—!”

Helping Naruto wash and wipe his face, Jiang Yuan was washing and wiping his own face. After Jiang Yuan washed and wiped his face with cold water and violence, Naruto was finally willing to open his light blue eyes.

The three sat at the dining table and ate breakfast quietly, while Naruto dozed off on the dining table.

Jiuko lifted up Naruto's little head: "Ehara, what's wrong with Naruto?"

"Maybe it's because I used too much chakra yesterday and my body can't bear it. It's fine." Jiang Yuan replied after taking a bite of the egg.

"I'd better go to school and ask Naruto for leave. He can't go to class normally in this state, and the teacher will blame him."

"It's okay, the teacher didn't dare, and after observing for a period of time that teacher is not very suitable for teaching Naruto's class, I am going to let him resign."

Jiuzi was puzzled and said, "Why, is the teacher complained by the children's parents for being too strict?"

"It's not for this reason. I took Naruto to the school after breakfast and asked the teacher in the infirmary to pay attention to him. Don't ask the school for leave unless it is absolutely necessary, so as not to say that Naruto is special."

"I see."

After breakfast, Jiang Yuan put a chestnut on Naruto's forehead, and the pain immediately woke Naruto from his lethargy.

"Is school over yet?" Naruto looked around blankly.

Jiang Yuan rewarded Naruto again: "Let you go to school, you bastard."

"Oh."

When going out, Jiang Yuan deliberately broke a branch from the green plum tree. Naruto walked in front, and Jiang Yuan chased behind with the branch.The two of them let Jiu Zi cover their mouths and giggled like a treasure, really like a father and son.

He rushed Naruto to the school, but for some reason the school gate was closed, and Jiang Yuan yelled at the door several times, but no one opened the door.

"What day is it today?"

"I don't know." Naruto was groggy, the strength of the Kurama yesterday was so strong that he was physically tired.

Jiang Yuan patted Naruto's little head: "I don't know what school you go to, it's useless for me to pay your tuition fees, if you don't get full marks in the exam in the future, be careful that your ass will bloom."

"Well, it's blooming and blooming, both petals are blooming, both are blooming."

"What did the silly boy say!"

Jiang Yuan stood in front of the gate and watched several times, then took a few steps backwards and started sprinting, jumping into the school with one step.

"Senior, senior!"

Jiang Yuan, who was standing inside the school gate, looked back. It turned out that it was Shisui who was calling him, and Naruto leaned against the gate and went to sleep again.

Gently poking Naruto's little face with his finger, Shisui looked at Jiang Yuan in confusion: "Senior, what are you doing here?"

"Send Naruto to school. What's going on with this shabby school? It's not open now. Can't we still go to class?"

Zhishui smiled awkwardly: "Senior, today is the weekend school holiday. What's wrong with Naruto-kun, it seems he hasn't woken up yet?"

Jiang Yuan: "I asked him to practice taijutsu yesterday because he was tired due to excessive use of chakra. Is today the weekend?"

"probably?"

"should?"

Zhishui swallowed: "It seems to be the weekend, um! It's the weekend."

Helpless, Jiang Yuan turned out the door again, and picked up the sleepy Naruto on his back. "What are you doing here, I don't think I said you can rest?"

Zhishui Shen came to Jiang Yuan's ear mysteriously: "I heard that the school is planning to conduct assessments for junior students, and it also allows children to use ninja tools. I think there is a secret, so I come here to investigate information."

Jiang Yuan couldn't help but look at Shishui. This kid told him why he wasn't so talented in handling government affairs. He noticed such a small detail that the school violated the rules and allowed junior children to compete in using ninja tools.

"Investigate slowly, come back and write a report for me."

Jiang Yuan left with Naruto on his back, but Shisui stood there very puzzled, the school violated the rules and allowed the junior students to compete in using ninja tools. Why didn't the senior say anything about it? This is not in line with the senior's usual style!

Unknown why, Zhishui turned over and entered the school. Since Jiang Yuan wanted him to conduct intelligence investigations, he must investigate seriously.Children in the lower grades are allowed to use ninja tools for competition, whether it is big or small, and other teachers will supervise during the competition to prevent accidents.

But it will cause discord among many ninja families if they grow up. If lower grade students are allowed to use ninja tools, then their families will definitely let their children use unconventional ninja tools. Prohibited drugs and forbidden techniques are unconventional ninja tools. This is one of them.

Second, ninja battles will cause accidents. How can three or four-year-old children learn to use ninjas in a very short period of time? You must know that the assessment was originally a friendly competition among students.Once the family intervenes, it will be the glory of the family, and the wind of comparison is not advisable, and it will cause the ninja clan in the village to split.

Naruto, who was lying on Jiang Yuan's back, narrowed his eyes: "Uncle Jiang Yuan, don't I have to go to school?"

"The teacher said that you are not serious in class and always sleep. You have been expelled. Now let's go home."

Naruto immediately perked up when he heard this. "Uncle Jiang Yuan, I don't want to go home, I want to go to school! I can't be expelled. I will never be mischievous in class again, and I won't fight with Sasuke. Please go back to school and tell the teacher."

Jiang Yuan said indifferently: "Now I have regretted it, it's too late! The teachers of the school collectively asked you to be expelled, and I can't help it. They said that if you don't expel you, you won't go to class."

"Ah! Woooooo..., Uncle Jiang Yuan, I was wrong, and I will never dare again!"

"Go home first. I'll go to school later and plead with the teachers to let you go to school. If you continue to be mischievous and fight with that little bastard of Fu Yue's family in the future, hum!"

Naruto sobbed softly: "I know, I don't dare to... woo woo woo."

Jiang Yuan, who was carrying Naruto on his back, was secretly happy, the silly boy is quite easy to fool, this thing is really a kind of Minato, I really don't want to.How could someone as smart as Minato and Kushina have such a stupid son, it must be because of Minato's trembling.