Konoha's cannon fodder life

A young couple walked down the street arm in arm. The woman's belly bulged slightly and she seemed to be pregnant. The man was smiling while leaning on a cane.

The young couple were Jiang Yuan and his wife. When they walked to the door of a grocery store, Chuan Xiajin rushed out, and his parents put down their work to greet Jiang Yuan.

A middle-aged man held up a big crab and said, "Hey! It's a great honor for Mr. Jiang Yuan to visit our shop. What are we going to order today? Our shop has just shipped some seafood from Port of Fire, and it's still alive and kicking."

"What are you doing?"

A woman wearing an apron snatched the crab from the man's hand and threw it into the fish tank: "Pregnant women cannot eat seafood, especially because some fish have parasites that can cause miscarriage. You idiot, you'd better get some fresh vegetables." , and tofu.”

"really?"

"Hurry up!" The woman turned around and explained embarrassingly: "Xiao Jin's father is an idiot, please forgive him Mr. Jiang Yuan. Today I will give you a % discount. I'm really sorry, I'm sorry."

Jiang Yuan rubbed Kawashita Jin, who had a tiger head and tiger brain, and said with a smile: "Don't be sorry, he also has good intentions. This is the purchase list. Can you prepare it for us and send it home?"

Speaking of this, Jiang Yuan took out a food list from his pocket. These are all pregnant women's foods prepared by Chunyou, a medical ninja. She is also pregnant. These foods are prepared by her using her nutritional knowledge.Kawashita Shin's mother took the list, and most of the foods on it were non-irritating and nutritious, very suitable for pregnant women.

"No problem, I'll send Xiaojin to your home when I'm ready, Mr. Jiang Yuan, are you still living next to the original Uchiha clan?"

"We have moved." Jiazi said with happiness: "We have moved back to the original house, in the yard full of green plum trees, but now we have planted flowers and plants."

"Mom, I know where it is, so leave this matter to me." Kawashita Shin patted his chest, becoming more and more like a real man.

"Nanoha is here."

"where?"

Kawashita Susumu raised his head and looked around. Jiang Yuan and Jiuzi suddenly felt dumbfounded, and his mother was also amused by him. That girl from the Hyuga clan is really good. She is a good girl in every aspect, but I don’t know if Xiao Jin is so lucky.

"Ah! Mr. Jiang Yuan, you lied to me, how embarrassing."

Jiang Yuan smiled and said: "You are a man, are you so afraid of the little girl Naiye? Listen to the teacher and confess to her tomorrow, Naiye will definitely beat you up, and then agree to this matter, when you get married, the teacher will be your teacher." Witness, how are you?"

"Ah, that's really troublesome Mr. Jiangyuan, hahaha." Kawashita Susumu's mother was making fun of her son.

And Jin Chuanxia was already blushing and hid in the house, not daring to see anyone, and the three of them laughed again.Parents are not opposed to puppy love, but they don’t advocate it either. The relationship between children makes people feel very interesting, just like seeing themselves who were as young and shy as before.

"Then I'll have Xiao Jin bring it to you later, don't worry!"

Jiang Yuan touched his wife lightly with his arm, and then whispered in her ear to remind her. "Give a deposit first, I don't have any banknotes with me today."

"I didn't bring it either, idiot!" Jiuzi scolded, and smiled at Kawashita Jin's mother.

As if seeing the embarrassment of the husband and wife, the woman smiled and said, "Master Jiang Yuan, go slowly, I will ask Xiao Jin to send the bill together, and you can pay later, of course it is also a % discount."

"Thank you so much."

"Thank you."

Saying goodbye to the grocery store, the husband and wife left arm in arm, turned around the street corner and Jiuzi stepped on Jiang Yuan's foot lightly, revealing his innocent white neck like a proud white swan.

"I want to eat ramen!" Jiuzi said, pointing to a hand-made ramen shop not far away.

“Ramen is not good.”

"How is it possible, big idiot, won't your conscience hurt when you say this?"

Jiang Yuan smiled bitterly and said: "The ramen here is not clean. It is said that the soup for cooking noodles is not changed for ten days and a half." Lele Literature

"Calamus, is the bone broth ready? It must be fresh!"

"All the raw materials are very fresh, and the soup is made of purified water that has been distilled and sterilized. It's very clean, Dad."

The conversation between the father and daughter came from a distance, and even the water was pure water that had been distilled and sterilized.Jiu Zilian suddenly darkened, pointing at the ramen shop and stomping angrily.

Jiang Yuan said helplessly: "I didn't bring any money, I will definitely do it next time."

"When did you pay for the food in Muye Village on Jiangyuan?" Jiuzi glared.

"They don't have ramen anymore."

Jiuzi stepped on Jiang Yuan's foot hard, and went straight to the ramen shop, Jiang Yuan followed closely behind.

"Boss, do you still have ramen?"

The hand on the river squinted his eyes, and when he saw who was coming, he laughed heartily and said: "It turns out to be Master Jiuzi, but I rarely see you bringing Naruto here to eat ramen recently, just now I told Naruto-kun ...?"

"Is there any more ramen?" Jiuzi looked at him with straight eyes.

"certainly······"

"Um--?"

Seeing Jiang Yuan gesturing to his neck with his hands behind Jiuzi, he immediately stopped his voice and said, "What a coincidence, the ramen has just been sold out, and the last bowl was sold to Naruto-kun. I'm really sorry."

When Jiuzi turned his head and saw Jiang Yuan who was good at picking his nostrils, his cheeks on both sides puffed up angrily, and left with a cold snort.Jiang Yuan made a heart-to-heart comparison with his opponent. Before leaving, he did not forget to take out a cigarette to express his gratitude. The hand that picked up the cigarette was at a loss. Is this smoking or not?

When he got home, Jiang Yuan opened the door and saw Naruto lying on the sofa teasing a turtle in the fish tank. The angry turtle scolded the little fairy at him.The tortoise is a descendant of countless generations of Jiujiang. It can talk but it will not grow up. It is good to put it in a fish tank to look after the home and nursery. Maybe it can only look after the next home.

"Uncle Jiang Yuan, the exam results are down."

Naruto stuffed a test paper into Jiang Yuan's arms and ran out of the living room. He picked up the test paper and saw that Jiang Yuan was angry at himself for not having a seven wolf belt to tie his crotch. D-, this bastard kid is getting more and more over the top. Last time he took a C test, this time he went straight to a D-. It seems that his ass is going to be peeled off!

"Bastard boy, don't run!"

Jiang Yuan chased Naruto with a cane, and Jiuzi, who was sitting on the sofa, also had a headache when he looked at the report card, and when he looked down, he saw his slightly bulging abdomen and his head hurt even more.One child gave the couple a headache, and they didn't know what it would be like to have another one.

Picking up the report card, Jiuzi lightly stroked his abdomen and stood up, walking towards the backyard, when a mournful howl sounded. The rhythmic beating sound of 'Papapa' came one after another, and Naruto, who was pinned to the floor by Jiang Yuan, cried for his father and mother, but his parents were already dead, otherwise Jiang Yuan would not have spared him so lightly , will definitely humiliate Minato and Kushina severely.

"Your father and your mother got A+ in every exam. They made you origami airplanes and Sasuke pass notes to scold each other in class every day. You either fell asleep or skipped class in class. Do you really think I don't know?"

Naruto lay on the floor and begged, "Uncle Jiang Yuan, I was wrong. Although I failed the exam, Sasuke only got a C this time."

"It's over, even Sasuke has been brought down by you, and you will be fined not to eat snacks for half a year in the future!"

"what?"

Jiang Yuan stood up and angrily said, "Another half year, and how about this time's test?"

"A+"

"Me!" Jiang Yuan pretended to bless Naruto's butt, but Jiuzi stopped him, otherwise Naruto would really be doomed today.

Jiuzi bent down to help Naruto to comfort him: "Your Uncle Jiangyuan didn't take the exam twice, so he was ashamed to beat you up. He set the record of skipping classes for a month without seeing anyone in the ninja school. Ninja!" As long as you practice ninjutsu well, the rest is not important at all, and your Uncle Jiangyuan is a lesson from the past."

Jiang Yuan sighed helplessly and walked to the living room, spoiling him so much would lead to bad results, and he seemed to have set a bad example.Minato, what you bastard do with water is all good deeds you did!