Konoha's cannon fodder life

"So, your father has been very unhappy since you were born, and you don't dare to ask him to take you fishing with you, but your friend's father is willing to take him fishing?"

Xiaohui shrugged: "Well, Dad never liked me, did I do something wrong?"

"good."

Obito rubbed Xiaohui's black hair and comforted him: "Your father has encountered too many things, and no one has protected him in this life except your mother. Maybe even your mother was not protected at one time. It was because she deceived everyone that she returned to this place. The world. It's your dad's fault, don't blame yourself, you're a good kid."

"But why does Dad like me?"

Xiaohui's innocent eyes make Obito feel ashamed. There is also a part of the reason for Jiang Yuan to become what he is today. If he had held Jiang Yuan's hand back then, everything would have been different, and that person's betrayal made Jiang Yuan more sad, so that No confidence in the family.

"Then let me tell you a story, about your dad, okay?"

"Ah."

Sitting next to Xiaohui, Obito told him the story between himself and Jiang Yuan, the story of the two friends who grew up together broke up in the end, and the story of a senior who treated his junior like his own brother, but that junior betrayed him. he.Obito told the story very seriously, and Xiaohui listened very seriously, and before he knew it, night fell and the moon was shining.

"You mean Uncle Obito?"

"Who?"

Xiaohui said seriously in a childish voice: "Uncle Obito, my mother told me that is my father's best friend and the friend I most want to get back. My mother said that my father has always been angry with Uncle Obito, because he even He didn’t go home to visit him when he died, and he thought about a dead person every day, an incompetent and cowardly man.”

"Who said that?" Obito was obviously unhappy with such a comment, but he didn't dare to explode in front of the child.

"Mom said it. She said that sometimes she wanted to beat Uncle Obito, because he kept half of Dad's soul, and the remaining half always had doubts about herself."

Obito said with disgust: "Whoever wants his soul is just talking nonsense."

"No nonsense." Xiaohui explained seriously: "Mom said that there was a place where Uncle Obito kept half of Dad's soul, and the remaining half stayed with us. Always doubt yourself."

"half?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Obito took out a bunch of three-color dumplings from nowhere, took off a small half of the mask and took a bite: "Half? A half of the three-color dumplings would not taste good, and three colors with only one color would not look good."

"Oh! Uncle A Fei, where did you get it from?"

"I can do magic!"

Xiaohui jumped up and down: "It's amazing, can you teach me?"

"Of course, watch."

Obito put the uneaten three-color dumplings into the eye sockets of the mask. Xiaohui was so frightened that he covered his eyes to leave a gap to peek. The bamboo stick pierced the eye sockets of the mask. Obito rolled up his sleeves to let Xiaohui check that he had not secretly put them in his sleeves. Then he stretched out his fingers from the eye sockets, and a string of three-color dumplings appeared in front of Xiaohui.

"Take it."

Strings of three-color dumplings kept appearing from Obito's eye sockets. Xiaohui opened his mouth wide watching this miraculous scene, and Obito took a bunch of three-color dumplings to plug his small mouth triumphantly.

"How about it, I'm amazing!"

Xiaohui bit the dumpling and nodded: "It's great, Uncle Ah Fei is really good, much better than those foreigners who are performing arts."

"Am I more powerful or is your father more powerful?" Obito picked up a large handful of three-color dumplings and tempted Xiaohui.

Looking at the tricolor dumpling in front of him, Xiaohui struggled inwardly.

"Father is still amazing."

Obito was puzzled and said: "Why, can he also make three-color dumplings?"

"No. Because dad and mom can conjure me. Uncle A Fei, can you conjure me?"

"Of course!"

Obito stuffed the three-color dumpling into Xiaohui's hands, and then kept making seals with both hands: "Ninjutsu·Shadow Cloning Technique, Ninjutsu·Transformation Technique!"

A burst of white mist rose into the sky, and three identical Xiaohui appeared holding three-color dumplings. Xiaohui looked at the person exactly like himself in surprise, eager to reach out and touch it.

"What do you think, am I better or your dad is better?"

Xiaohui asked innocently: "Uncle Ah Fei, can you be my father? From now on, you will live at my house and sleep with your mother every night. I don't want this father anymore. Can you be my father?"

"Hahaha, Jiang Yuan, did you hear... Nani?"

Obito was stunned: "What did you say?"

"Go to my house and be my father. I don't want the original Jiang Yuan's father. He doesn't like me at all."

"Hahaha, Jiang Yuan, you also have this day, come and call daddy to listen to me." Obito was proud and proud. Jiang Yuan bullied him before, but now he didn't expect to pick his peach directly.

"Daddy Ah Fei."

"Yeah! Just bark a little more, and I'll take you fishing next time." Obito rubbed Xiaohui's hair and nodded.

Xiaohui chewed the dumplings and said vaguely: "Dad, Dad A Fei, you are the best."

"Ah! Hahaha, you bastard Jiang Yuanshang also has this day. My son will take you fishing tomorrow. Do you want to fish for sharks or whales?"

"Fishing small fish in the river."

Obito waved his hand and said: "Tomorrow, Fei's father will take you to fish for sharks. I must catch the biggest shark for you. The small fish in the river should be left to others, hahaha!"

"Xiaohui, Xiaohui, where are you?"

There were several urgent shouts not far away, Jiuzi cried when he realized that the child was not there, and everyone who was preparing to celebrate for Naruto gathered to look for the missing Xiaohui.Xiaohui, who was eating dumplings, looked at the sky, it was over, and her mother would definitely fuck her ass when she got home.

"Someone is looking for you, so I'll leave, goodbye!" Obito said goodbye to Xiaohui with a smile, and Obito disappeared in place after a space distortion.

Holding a large bunch of tricolor dumplings, Xiaohui looked back at Obito but found that he was no longer there, and he ran towards the place where the crowd shouted in despair.Jiang Yuan supported his wife, and gradually became anxious. When he saw the child holding a handful of tricolor dumplings appearing in his eyes, Jiuzi hugged the child desperately.

"Where have you been? You scared your mother so much that she thought you were taken away. You can't do this again."

"Looks like I'm lost."

Xiaohui glanced timidly at his livid father, then hid in his mother's arms, it's better to be A Fei's father, this father doesn't like him at all.

"Where are you going?" Jiang Yuan was angry after a long absence.

Jiuzi hugged the child and showed a wild beast's protective gaze: "What kind of father are you like this? It's not his fault that the child lost his way. He was also frightened. Disregarding the child's mood, he reprimanded him here and told you Jiang Yuanshang, Xiao Hui is not your student or your subordinates can scold you at will, if you see you like this, you will sleep on the sofa in the living room from now on!"

Jiang Yuan let out his anger and said helplessly: "It's not good for you to pamper him like this, it will have a great impact on his future."

"What's wrong?" Jiuzi pointed at Naruto, who was lying innocently beside him, and said, "I also raised Naruto in this way. Now he is patient, much better than you were before."

Naruto, who was praised, raised his chest and deliberately stretched out the forehead protector on his forehead in front of Jiang Yuan. Such a funny appearance made the people around him laugh out loud.

"Uncle Ehara, I have become a genin." Naruto reminded.