Douluo's assistant carrying five swords

"Xiao Bai, can you read a map? Why do I feel like I'm going further and further away?" Liang Yue asked, looking at the boundless plains.

"Impossible. My master once taught me that when looking at a map, you should look at it according to up, north, south, left, west, right, east. That's definitely how I look at it." Bai Zong's chubby little face nodded seriously, "The direction we are going. It must be the north!”

Liang Yue is still a little suspicious of this Bai Zong, after all, this guy is always making mistakes.

He leaned over, looked at the map, immediately covered his face, and thought to himself: He really shouldn't have given the map to her in the first place.

"Did you know that you took down the map?"

"Taken it down? That's right. Isn't this how the word should be read?" Bai Zong turned the map repeatedly and felt that he had not knocked it down.

"This is how the word looks like!" Liang Yue snatched it away, straightened the map, and pointed it out to her one word at a time.

"No, that's a little different from the words in my memory." Bai Zong came closer and asked doubtfully

"The words you spoke are not from tens of thousands of years ago, are they?"

"correct."

Suddenly, Liang Yue had the urge to beat this guy, but she couldn't beat him, and she didn't know where to start first. Bai Zong seemed to have stepped out of a painting, with a slim waist, a big butt, and tall breasts. It is white and rich, and every place is like the miraculous workmanship of nature.

Simply, he reached out his hand, grabbed Bai Zong's face, and pulled, "Don't you know it's tens of thousands of years later? Why don't you tell me!!"

"Nimei and E Shuoguo (you didn't tell me)."

Liang Yue let go of Bai Zong, took a deep breath to calm down her complicated mood, and then... burst into tears, what on earth did I do wrong to let an idiot follow me.

"It hurts so much, Xiao Yueyue, you are so heartless, you actually hit a beautiful woman." Bai Zong rubbed his sore face and said angrily.

"You are a wife sect. You must be virtuous, well-educated, and smart. Can you stop acting like an idiot and match your hair style? If you want to be an idiot, you might as well dye your hair blue!" Liang Yue turned around and complained. .

"You're very rude. No matter how stupid I am, you can't say I'm an idiot. Besides, I'm not stupid." Bai Zong puffed up his cheeks angrily, his red eyes showing dissatisfaction, "And, why? How about dyeing it blue?"

"Hmm, if idiots had a color, it would be blue."

"……don't know."

"You won't understand."

"why?"

"Because you're an idiot."

Bai Zong: "…………"

"You tell me again, I'm an idiot. Do you believe me or not? I'll punch you in the chest with my little fist!" Bai Zong stretched out his white fist and shook it twice.

"I don't believe it. I'm thirty-one now, and I'm no longer the same person you beat me up." Liang Yue sneered and said angrily.

After a few minutes.

"Call sister, otherwise I won't let you get up!"

Bai Zong crossed his arms and stepped on Liang Yue's back with one foot, arrogantly.

"Sister!" Liang Yue called without thinking.

He understands the truth of "people under the eaves have to bow their heads" and "thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river". Now you let me lie on the ground and call you sister. One day I will lie on you and let you call me sister. no! No! Please.

"Hahaha, since you are so obedient, sister is kind enough to let you get up." Bai Zong said with a proud face, beating Liang Yue was like winning the world championship.

Liang Yue felt that she must deal with this silly girl now. If she does something she is dissatisfied with in the future, and she gets beaten up, then I will be finished.

Moreover, this girl looks stupid. She is not as virtuous and shrewd as the wife in DNF. Instead, she looks like a mentally retarded Aqua.

"It's unfair of you. You are so much stronger than me, so of course I can't beat you. Everything must be convinced by reason. You are using violence to fight violence, and I won't accept it!" Liang Yue pretended to be unwilling, with a heavy expression on her face. He looked like a defeated general to lure this fool into taking the bait.

Sure enough, when she saw Liang Yue's defeated expression, the unwillingness on her face almost splashed onto her face. As the saying goes, I killed him while he was sick. Now that I am in power, I can just beat him into submission. Let's see if you dare to call me a fool in the future.

Bai Zongdao: "Okay, I'll let you scream like a sister and I'll be convinced!"

Liang Yue secretly wiped away her smile and said to herself: This fool has really been fooled.

"Okay, then let me ask you, what sword can't you see?"

"Shadowless Sword - Eleno, Shadowless Sword - Eggers." Bai Zong opened his mouth, as casually as if he were having a normal conversation.

Hearing her answer, Liang Yue was stunned. It seemed that her master was indeed a poisonous milk powder player, and he had both swords.

"wrong!!"

"How could I be wrong? I can't see the two swords I mentioned." Bai Zong retorted, her face a little aggrieved, like a child being questioned by an adult.

"Why didn't you talk about the EX Curry Stick? After all, I have a Wind King barrier, and I can't see my whole body. The hilt of your Shadowless Sword is exposed!" Liang Yue said.

"The wind king barrier of EX Curry Stick is not his own, but was blessed by others. This cannot be the answer." Bai Zong roared.

She...she also knows about EX Curry Sticks. Who is the master of Sword God Palace?

"I didn't say it was the answer." Liang Yue smiled slyly, with a treacherous light shining in her eyes.

"what is that?"

"The answer is... invisible!" Liang Yue then said disdainfully: "It's a question that a three-year-old can know, but you can't do it, tsk tsk tsk."

"It's a question for a three-year-old child. I'm already twenty years old. Isn't it normal?"

Liang Yue looked at Bai Zong, who had a confident face and said such embarrassing words without blushing, and was speechless for a while.

"If you have the ability to ask a question about a twenty-year-old, I promise you can!"

"Please listen to the question."

Liang Yue looked at Bai Zong with a smile, as if she saw a beautiful woman serving him tea, water, dressing and warming the bed.

"There is a word that everyone mispronounces. What is it?"

His high-spirited face suddenly froze, he coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "Let me think for two minutes."

However, Bai Zong searched over and over again in his mind. Apart from those sealed memories, he even remembered the contents of the little pornographic book read by his master, but he still couldn't find that word.

Five minutes later, Bai Zong said angrily: "There is no such word as you said! You are playing tricks on me!"

"Is this your answer?" Liang Yue glanced at her and said lightly.

"Yes, no! Absolutely not!"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Don't you know how to pronounce the wrong word? You idiot, you want to answer the question for a twenty-year-old, but you can't even answer the question for a three-year-old." Liang Yue stretched out her finger and tapped the white button hard. Zong’s head.

"Ouch." Bai Zong cried out in pain.

Bai Zong was bound to have an explanation for his IQ, and immediately said: "Impossible, a three-year-old child can do it, why can't I! If you don't believe me, you test me!!"

"You can only live in this age group! What a shame!" Liang Yue sneered.

"Quickly test me, I can definitely answer it."

"I'm not going to test you. I'm willing to admit defeat. You must listen to me now." Liang Yue could not give this guy a chance to fight back. He must decide his sovereignty immediately.

"Why is this like this? Give me another chance, just once."

On the spot, Bai Zong launched a heavyweight attack on Liang Yue - acting coquettishly and cutely.

"I don't want to. I haven't moved my shoulders when I have time. I don't know why I'm so sore recently." Liang Yue exhaled heavily and moved her shoulders with difficulty in front of Bai Zong. The range of movements was particularly large and special. Conspicuous, and at the same time, there was a look of exhaustion on his face.

Perfect acting skills and perfect tone of voice, it just depends on whether this guy will be fooled, Liang Yue thought to herself.

"I know, I'll rub it for you."

Although Bai Zong's beautiful face showed sullenness, it still held innocence.

That innocence was in sharp contrast to the cunning look on Liang Yue's face. Looking at her face, Liang Yue felt guilty, but...

But this method is so comfortable.

Guilt?

What a fool!

go away!

Ah, it's so sour and refreshing, this moderate strength of firmness and softness, this refreshing body fragrance, this...

Oh, it's so nice to have a maid.