A Day as a Foodie at Hogwarts
Chapter 102 Troubled Dumbledore
What is it like to suddenly have a son when you are one hundred years old?
surprise?
Pleasure?
Do you think there is a successor?
Or do you think you are already brave and strong?
As a centenarian, Albus Dumbledore said that he had none of the above experiences.In the principal's office, he had rejected countless emails asking for remedies or magic that the centenarian had maintained his toughness.
Look at the signature on the envelope. It is a great magician from the Middle East, who is highly respected in the Middle East.Hassan, the great elder of the Mohammad family, is also one of the most powerful men in the Middle East. He is 90 years old this year and just married his fourth bride last month.A pure and beautiful female Muggle.She seems to be a princess from a Middle Eastern royal family.
The 90-year-old Hassan was not particularly close to Dumbledore, but he could be considered an acquaintance.He wrote a special letter, and the beginning of the letter was quite normal.They just exchanged greetings and asked how his great-grandson Mohamed was doing in school.Then the letters started to get weird.
First, Hassan began to congratulate Dumbledore on having an heir, saying that Dumbledore had a successor, that the Dumbledore family had taken shape, and so on.Then the conversation changed and he started to say that he was already 90 years old and his eyesight and hearing had begun to deteriorate. Although he had always paid attention to maintenance, his body functions had begun to decline.I’m starting to feel nostalgic about the years.
Then he began to express his various envy of Dumbledore in the letter.
[Dear Dumbledore, your deeds in the Middle East have been spread throughout the wizarding world.Everyone is praising your sword for its immortality.Especially the wizards of my older generation are very envious of you now!What you in the UK may not know is that we in the Middle East are in dire straits.Due to customs, all wizards here have to marry four wives.To outsiders, this may seem like a blessing, but you don’t know how tiring it is. 】
[Four wives, each once a week, four days out of seven.It was fine when I was young, but as I get older, I lose energy.Sometimes I feel that I am not strong enough and cry secretly.Although I am older now, my wives are still young.The oldest one is only 37 years old, and the youngest one is only 90 years old.I can't bear for them to be widowed.But it is impossible for me to allow them to find lovers outside.So I want to ask you how you can still get women pregnant when you are [-] years old. 】
[If your method is particularly effective, we can open up the market in the Middle East, where wizards and Muggles are in great need.Here, your old friend Hassan Mohammad is waiting for your good news. 】
Dumbledore looked at this letter and felt that Hassan thought too highly of him. In fact, he was useless many years ago. After all, he had not been good at this since he was young.
But it's not easy to say clearly.If he could explain it clearly to Hassan, how should he explain the origin of Yunhe?
So for Dumbledore, having a child at one hundred years old brought him not joy, but all kinds of troubles.
He wanted to reject letters from Hassan and magicians like him.In addition, he also needs to deal with various letters expressing their loyalty to him, and various people are expressing their willingness to serve as Minister of Magic.
This is really a headache.Dumbledore had absolutely no interest in being Minister for Magic.
But because of Yun He's novels, many people feel that he is sending out some kind of political signal.It was in preparation for his candidacy for Minister of Magic.
This is really hard to argue with. It's obviously not true, but there are so many people who can't help but say it.That's what the saying goes.
There are really too many letters that Dumbledore has to deal with. When he is busy, there are dozens of letters a day.
This caused him some problems in handling the daily affairs of the school.
"Snape requested a meeting."
In the headmaster's office, word of mouth spread about Snape's business.Dumbledore, who was busy replying to the letter, knocked on the table and the gargoyle standing at his door moved out of the way.
As soon as Snape entered the office, he saw Dumbledore writing furiously.
"What are you up to, Dumbledore?"
"Busy reply to a group of old men who are no longer strong enough, asking them to give up the idea of dreaming." Dumbledore directly pulled out Hassan's letter and gave Snape a look.
Snape's eyelids twitched as he read the letter.
"If I remember correctly, how many wives has Hassan married? No. 13?"
"To be precise, No. 14 Ren. He has always been like this. When his wife gets older, he will abandon her and marry a young and beautiful one."
"Bah, shameless old pervert." Snape spat at the letter: "He's 90 years old and he's still thinking all sorts of things. How come he hasn't had a seizure yet and died?"
"Because according to what he said, a beautiful young woman can keep him young." Dumbledore shook his head: "It's just how could he think of coming to me."
Snape had a smile on his face, and it was hard to tell whether his smile was sarcastic or not.He said: "It's not because you have Yunhe. Making a woman pregnant at the age of 90 is an amazing achievement. Those old perverts will definitely not let go of your folk remedies. To be honest, I am also very curious about how you do it. Arrived, Dumbledore?"
"Eating cockroach dumplings?" Dumbledore did not answer Snape's words. Instead, he picked out the largest cockroach from the pile on the table and placed it in front of Snape.
"No, I..."
"Trust me it's delicious."
"This thing is a bit disgusting..."
"But it's delicious." Dumbledore looked at Snape with straight eyes.Finally Snape gave up and raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, I won't ask any more questions about how you gave birth to Cloud River, but don't force me to eat cockroaches!"
Dumbledore said with some pity: "Hey, the cockroach pile is really delicious. It is the most delicious candy in Honeydukes."
"The most delicious? Then why are the sales so bleak? I once talked with the boss of Honeydukes. You alone accounted for one-tenth of the sales of cockroach piles in their store." Snape snorted.
Dumbledore pretended not to hear what he said. He threw a cockroach candy into his mouth, and after eating it, green juice burst out of his mouth and said, "What do you want from me, Severus?"
"I almost forgot about the main thing." Snape patted his forehead: "It's all your fault for interrupting."
"Well, I won't interrupt now. Tell me, what's the business?" Dumbledore ate another cockroach candy.
"Did you know that Yunhe formed a club?"
"I know, I approved it."
"Then he held a social gathering today and brought together many students from Gryffindor and Slytherin, did you know?"
"That's a good thing. The stereotype of Slytherin and Gryffindor is too strong. Need to move around more."
"International students also went."
"That would be even better, international exchange."
"Yunhe held a duel at the party. He fought with people under the guise of magical exchange."
"Ah, this is a good thing. Our little wizard's black magic ability has never been strong enough. It would be good to have some practical demonstration."
Snape stood in front of Dumbledore's desk and smacked his mouth. The Dumbledore in front of him was really partial.If it were any other student, I'm afraid he would be found and imprisoned by you now.
"He injured an overseas student from Japan."
"Well, in a competition, it's always about fists and feet. As long as it's not an incurable injury, then it's nothing."
Snape looked at the calm Dumbledore. He had something he couldn't swallow and couldn't spit out. In the end, he could only say: "Yunhe is indeed your biological son!"
"But he injured Ito Hikaru, an Japanese international student. This matter must be taken care of, Dumbledore, otherwise there will be fewer international students in the future, and our school's income will also be reduced!" Snape felt that he I am heartbroken about this school.
Dumbledore looked at Snape and sighed in his heart: Ah, he is indeed the next principal after me. He thinks about the school in everything.
surprise?
Pleasure?
Do you think there is a successor?
Or do you think you are already brave and strong?
As a centenarian, Albus Dumbledore said that he had none of the above experiences.In the principal's office, he had rejected countless emails asking for remedies or magic that the centenarian had maintained his toughness.
Look at the signature on the envelope. It is a great magician from the Middle East, who is highly respected in the Middle East.Hassan, the great elder of the Mohammad family, is also one of the most powerful men in the Middle East. He is 90 years old this year and just married his fourth bride last month.A pure and beautiful female Muggle.She seems to be a princess from a Middle Eastern royal family.
The 90-year-old Hassan was not particularly close to Dumbledore, but he could be considered an acquaintance.He wrote a special letter, and the beginning of the letter was quite normal.They just exchanged greetings and asked how his great-grandson Mohamed was doing in school.Then the letters started to get weird.
First, Hassan began to congratulate Dumbledore on having an heir, saying that Dumbledore had a successor, that the Dumbledore family had taken shape, and so on.Then the conversation changed and he started to say that he was already 90 years old and his eyesight and hearing had begun to deteriorate. Although he had always paid attention to maintenance, his body functions had begun to decline.I’m starting to feel nostalgic about the years.
Then he began to express his various envy of Dumbledore in the letter.
[Dear Dumbledore, your deeds in the Middle East have been spread throughout the wizarding world.Everyone is praising your sword for its immortality.Especially the wizards of my older generation are very envious of you now!What you in the UK may not know is that we in the Middle East are in dire straits.Due to customs, all wizards here have to marry four wives.To outsiders, this may seem like a blessing, but you don’t know how tiring it is. 】
[Four wives, each once a week, four days out of seven.It was fine when I was young, but as I get older, I lose energy.Sometimes I feel that I am not strong enough and cry secretly.Although I am older now, my wives are still young.The oldest one is only 37 years old, and the youngest one is only 90 years old.I can't bear for them to be widowed.But it is impossible for me to allow them to find lovers outside.So I want to ask you how you can still get women pregnant when you are [-] years old. 】
[If your method is particularly effective, we can open up the market in the Middle East, where wizards and Muggles are in great need.Here, your old friend Hassan Mohammad is waiting for your good news. 】
Dumbledore looked at this letter and felt that Hassan thought too highly of him. In fact, he was useless many years ago. After all, he had not been good at this since he was young.
But it's not easy to say clearly.If he could explain it clearly to Hassan, how should he explain the origin of Yunhe?
So for Dumbledore, having a child at one hundred years old brought him not joy, but all kinds of troubles.
He wanted to reject letters from Hassan and magicians like him.In addition, he also needs to deal with various letters expressing their loyalty to him, and various people are expressing their willingness to serve as Minister of Magic.
This is really a headache.Dumbledore had absolutely no interest in being Minister for Magic.
But because of Yun He's novels, many people feel that he is sending out some kind of political signal.It was in preparation for his candidacy for Minister of Magic.
This is really hard to argue with. It's obviously not true, but there are so many people who can't help but say it.That's what the saying goes.
There are really too many letters that Dumbledore has to deal with. When he is busy, there are dozens of letters a day.
This caused him some problems in handling the daily affairs of the school.
"Snape requested a meeting."
In the headmaster's office, word of mouth spread about Snape's business.Dumbledore, who was busy replying to the letter, knocked on the table and the gargoyle standing at his door moved out of the way.
As soon as Snape entered the office, he saw Dumbledore writing furiously.
"What are you up to, Dumbledore?"
"Busy reply to a group of old men who are no longer strong enough, asking them to give up the idea of dreaming." Dumbledore directly pulled out Hassan's letter and gave Snape a look.
Snape's eyelids twitched as he read the letter.
"If I remember correctly, how many wives has Hassan married? No. 13?"
"To be precise, No. 14 Ren. He has always been like this. When his wife gets older, he will abandon her and marry a young and beautiful one."
"Bah, shameless old pervert." Snape spat at the letter: "He's 90 years old and he's still thinking all sorts of things. How come he hasn't had a seizure yet and died?"
"Because according to what he said, a beautiful young woman can keep him young." Dumbledore shook his head: "It's just how could he think of coming to me."
Snape had a smile on his face, and it was hard to tell whether his smile was sarcastic or not.He said: "It's not because you have Yunhe. Making a woman pregnant at the age of 90 is an amazing achievement. Those old perverts will definitely not let go of your folk remedies. To be honest, I am also very curious about how you do it. Arrived, Dumbledore?"
"Eating cockroach dumplings?" Dumbledore did not answer Snape's words. Instead, he picked out the largest cockroach from the pile on the table and placed it in front of Snape.
"No, I..."
"Trust me it's delicious."
"This thing is a bit disgusting..."
"But it's delicious." Dumbledore looked at Snape with straight eyes.Finally Snape gave up and raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, I won't ask any more questions about how you gave birth to Cloud River, but don't force me to eat cockroaches!"
Dumbledore said with some pity: "Hey, the cockroach pile is really delicious. It is the most delicious candy in Honeydukes."
"The most delicious? Then why are the sales so bleak? I once talked with the boss of Honeydukes. You alone accounted for one-tenth of the sales of cockroach piles in their store." Snape snorted.
Dumbledore pretended not to hear what he said. He threw a cockroach candy into his mouth, and after eating it, green juice burst out of his mouth and said, "What do you want from me, Severus?"
"I almost forgot about the main thing." Snape patted his forehead: "It's all your fault for interrupting."
"Well, I won't interrupt now. Tell me, what's the business?" Dumbledore ate another cockroach candy.
"Did you know that Yunhe formed a club?"
"I know, I approved it."
"Then he held a social gathering today and brought together many students from Gryffindor and Slytherin, did you know?"
"That's a good thing. The stereotype of Slytherin and Gryffindor is too strong. Need to move around more."
"International students also went."
"That would be even better, international exchange."
"Yunhe held a duel at the party. He fought with people under the guise of magical exchange."
"Ah, this is a good thing. Our little wizard's black magic ability has never been strong enough. It would be good to have some practical demonstration."
Snape stood in front of Dumbledore's desk and smacked his mouth. The Dumbledore in front of him was really partial.If it were any other student, I'm afraid he would be found and imprisoned by you now.
"He injured an overseas student from Japan."
"Well, in a competition, it's always about fists and feet. As long as it's not an incurable injury, then it's nothing."
Snape looked at the calm Dumbledore. He had something he couldn't swallow and couldn't spit out. In the end, he could only say: "Yunhe is indeed your biological son!"
"But he injured Ito Hikaru, an Japanese international student. This matter must be taken care of, Dumbledore, otherwise there will be fewer international students in the future, and our school's income will also be reduced!" Snape felt that he I am heartbroken about this school.
Dumbledore looked at Snape and sighed in his heart: Ah, he is indeed the next principal after me. He thinks about the school in everything.
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