A Day as a Foodie at Hogwarts

"I can finally have a good night's sleep." Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts, ended his day's work.He felt exhausted.How could I have so much work to do before?He had to reply to so many people, and he also had to deal with his own son's messy affairs.I am an old man, please understand that I am a hundred years old, how can I have to work so hard.Others have retired permanently at this age, so there is no need to work so hard.

After taking a shower, Dumbledore habitually ate three piles of cockroaches before going to bed.Yeah, it tastes healthy~

Before going to bed, rub some clam oil on your skin to take care of it. Even though you are a hundred years old, you still need to take care of it.I am already a hundred years old, but people always say that I look like I am six or seventy years old. This is the result of maintenance. I look so young.

Dumbledore hummed a snowy folk song while wiping clam oil on his wrinkled old face.

"Dumbledore, my cheap old father, you haven't slept yet, come out quickly! Voldemort has invaded Hogwarts!"

Dumbledore, who was about to apply incense before going to bed, heard this roar and was so frightened that he could no longer hold the clam oil and smashed it to the ground with a splat.

He hurriedly ran out of the bathroom, wearing a pink and white pajamas and nightcap with a flying dragon printed on it, and holding the Elder Wand in his hand.

"Where is Voldemort! Where is he?!"

He looked around and didn't see Voldemort. He only saw Yun He standing in his office, looking at him curiously.

Damn little devil, have you been tricked?Dumbledore felt that he must have been tricked by Yun He, the brat who cried wolf.

Dumbledore put away the Elder Wand and looked down at Yun He: "You said Voldemort invaded Hogwarts? Where are the others?" Really, I was almost deceived by him.Last time I was in Albania, I went to capture Voldemort.But he ran away, but he was seriously injured, and he even destroyed the last Nagini around him.What else could Voldemort have to rely on?At most, he could just rely on the Horcrux to survive in an unknown corner.

Invasion of Hogwarts?how can that be possible.In other words, if you care about yourself, you will be in chaos.

"Yun He, your joke is not funny. Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf? Once upon a time in a small village, there was a naughty boy who liked to shout "wolf is coming, wolf is coming" whenever he had nothing to do. It would amuse him every time. The adults came up to save him. He enjoyed it endlessly, but the wizard living in the village was very tired of him. Because every time he yelled, he was actually lying. There was no wolf at all. He was just having fun with it. . Until one day, when the wizard was brewing an important potion, the child shouted "Wolf" again, and when he asked the wizard to accompany the potion, he made a mistake and inhaled the crazy potion."

"Then the wizard used an Avada Summons spell to end the life of the lying child. Do you know what this story tells us?"

Dumbledore told Yunhe a story about the boy who cried wolf that was completely different from the Muggle world.The story development is different, but the ending seems to be the same.

"My cheap old father, I think this story tells us that wizards are really scary and Muggles need to keep their distance. Then it really makes sense for Muggles to round up wizards in the Middle Ages." Yunhe's big eyes blinked. With.

"No!" Dumbledore refuted loudly: "This story tells us not to deceive wizards, otherwise the consequences will be tragic!"

"Oh~ What a terrible children's story." Yun He spread his hands: "But I promise, I didn't lie to you. Voldemort really entered Hogwarts. Don't believe me, it's all your fault if I tell you. I I told you to collect Horcruxes. You moved so slowly, and there is still one Horcrux that has not been collected. Now it’s over, that Voldemort’s Horcrux may have controlled a Hogwarts student.”

Yun He took out the Marauder's Map as he spoke, and then clicked it with his wand: "I solemnly swear that I have done no good deeds!"

The Marauder's Map slowly revealed its authenticity. Yunhe pointed in the direction of the Hogwarts Chamber of Secrets on the map. There were two unexpected names on it: Nakayama Shinobi and Tom Riddle.

"Look, look. Old Deng, it was all because of your mistakes and laziness that this Horcrux diary once again controlled a Hogwarts student. And he was also an international student, and now he has discovered the secret room. . This is the end of the story. I guess the plot of the second grade will be advanced. I don’t know if the basilisk will be released to deal with the students in the academy. That pervert Voldemort can do anything."

After all, he is someone who has read the original work. Yunhe is now extremely worried that Voldemort's soul fragment will take control of the students and launch a terrible revenge.Then he is resurrected by the students' vitality.Although both Yunhe and Dumbledore looked down upon Voldemort, it did not mean that he was not a qualified terrorist. If he was really resurrected, he would still be very good at causing damage.

"Let me tell you, Lao Deng. Tell me what to do now."

Dumbledore looked at the names on the Marauder's Map and felt a little headache.Unexpectedly, his momentary negligence actually gave Tom's first Horcrux a chance to breathe.If the plot of Harry's second year really happened, Dumbledore would not forgive himself.After all, Yunhe even gave himself a prophet and died.

Just as Yunhe and Dumbledore were looking at the map, they discovered that Nakayama Shinobu took Tom out of the secret room and returned to the girls' dormitory.

Yunhe and Dumbledore both took a long breath.

"Fortunately, it seems that Voldemort has not completely controlled or drained this girl's life force. This gives us a chance, and the basilisk has not been released yet." Yun He breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "Old Deng, this Horcrux must be We need to get it and let this Nakayama nin escape from Voldemort's control."

Dumbledore nodded: "That's true. But first, we have to separate the Horcruxes of Nakayama Nakayama and Tom, otherwise we won't be able to do anything." After saying this, Dumbledore suddenly raised his head and looked at Yun He.

Yunhe looked at Dumbledore's back, which made him go crazy. He asked, "What are you doing?!"

Dumbledore smiled: "I suddenly realized that you are very handsome. My lovely son."

Yun He protected his chest with both hands: "Wait! Wait! What do you want to do? I am your biological son! What do you want to do! You are such a pervert, don't come here!"

Dumbledore's head was full of black lines: "What are you thinking! I just want you to sacrifice your appearance."

"A pervert!"

"Listen to me."

"I don't listen, I don't listen!"

"I asked you to seduce Nakayama Shinobi!"

"Oh, then watch me show off my charm!"