A Day as a Foodie at Hogwarts
Chapter 18: Lack of political sense (4 words asking for votes)
When Snape appeared in front of him, David felt that all the unpleasant experiences he had at Hogwarts resurfaced before his eyes.
"David, is everything in your head filled with slug fluid? Can't you tell the difference between a Bona rhizome and a Wisteria rhizome?! Ten points from Gryffindor."
"David, this pot of powerful cough potion should be gray-green, why did you make it yellow-green? Did you switch brains with a troll? Five points from Gryffindor!"
"David, why does your cauldron stink? Refreshing and refreshing potions should emit a pleasant fragrance. XX, you actually poured a whole tube of ambergris into the cauldron. Twenty points deducted from Gryffindor. !”
"David, you XXXX...deduct fifteen points from Gryffindor!"
"David...deduct ten points!"
"25 points deducted!"
Yes, as a member of Gryffindor at Hogwarts, the meaning of David going to Potions class was to be humiliated and deducted points by Professor Snape.
This is something almost every Gryffindor goes through, and it's nothing to be alarmed about.In seven years at Hogwarts, if there was any Gryffindor who had never had a point taken away from him by Professor Snape.Then the Gryffindors will all wonder: Is this kid a spy from Slytherin?
Of course, being constantly punished and deducted points left a shadow on David's life.Originally, he wanted to work in the Auror department, but he only got a passing grade in Potions class.The Auror department would not recruit someone with poor potions performance.
Because Aurors always have to deal with various dark wizards, many of whom are masters of brewing potions.
Fortunately, David was quite smart. Although he did not become an Auror three years after graduation, he found a position at the Daily Prophet.Reception assistant to editor-in-chief Igor.Specialized in helping the editor-in-chief handle various reception matters.
For example, come to the Daily Prophet to submit articles, or do advertising and other things.These initial tasks were handled by David.
Snape looked at the somewhat stiff David up and down, and then said calmly: "David Lee, this is not Hogwarts, and I am not your teacher anymore. There is no need to be so stiff and reserved. At least I No points can be deducted from the Daily Prophet.”
Yunhe was not sure whether Snape was trying to make fun of himself by saying this.
"Ahem." David came back to his senses: "Professor Snape, what's the reason for you coming to the Daily Prophet?" Although Snape told David not to be restrained, after all, the power of the tiger was still there.
Even though David had graduated and knew deep down that he didn't have to be afraid of Snape, he still couldn't help but shiver.
"Submit." Snape said concisely.
"Wait a moment, I'll notify the editor immediately." When David heard that Professor Snape was about to submit a manuscript, he didn't even bother with the preliminary review here, so he decided to notify the editor directly.
Because when David thought about it, most of what Professor Snape could contribute to the Daily Prophet was his opinions on potions.
In addition to reporting on current political news and some new news, the Daily Prophet also invites big names in the wizarding world to write articles.For example, they invited Dumbledore to publish some articles in newspapers, including some of Dumbledore's unique insights into magic and new uses of magic materials.
For example, the famous twelve uses of dragon's blood were published in the Daily Prophet.
Although Snape looked cold and difficult to deal with.But in the field of potions, Snape was definitely among the top five potions masters in Europe.
The Daily Prophet had asked him to write for several times, but Snape rejected them all.
David clicked with his wand, and an ink pen quickly wrote on a piece of paper on the front desk: Professor Snape is visiting.
There was a magic spell in the writing. Yun He took a look at it, but the words David wrote with this magic were really ugly.
Then David touched it with his magic wand, and the paper folded itself into a paper airplane and flew away.
Yun He looked at the magic and wondered if this could be considered the WeChat of the magical world?
Following David's footsteps, Yunhe stepped into the interior of the Daily Prophet for the first time.Like the news agency in the Muggle world, it was a busy scene here.
But there were no noisy phone calls here, just paper airplanes flying around in the hall like David had just folded them with magic to deliver messages.
There are five fireplaces inside the hall, and the green floo flames almost never stop.Wizards were constantly coming in and out, bringing all kinds of news.
The moment Yunhe followed David into the elevator, a messy-looking wizard rolled out of the fireplace. He ignored the stains and mess all over his body. He stood up and faced all the people in the hall. Everyone shouted: "Big news!"
"Dumbledore accidentally discovered Peter Pettigrew, who was supposed to have died 11 years ago when he visited the Weasley family! The Ministry of Magic has brought Veritaserum for interrogation. The case of betraying James Potter and his wife 11 years ago has taken a turn. Sirius may have been wronged!”
The news caused a sensation in the hall, but this no longer mattered to Yun He, who had already entered the elevator and started to rise.
Well, Dumbledore is still very fast.After Wormtail was caught, he could almost clear Sirius's name.This way you can get the Horcrux in Grimmauld Place.
Things seem to be moving in a good direction.He didn't have to do anything and let Dumbledore take care of all the Horcruxes.
Just when Yun He was thinking that Dumbledore would quickly deal with Voldemort and he would be a free and rich second generation, he had already arrived at the door of the editor-in-chief's office.
The editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet is named Joey, a middle-aged man in the prime of life.Although his hair has turned a lot gray, he is in good spirits.
When Joey saw Professor Snape come in, he immediately stood up from behind the desk with a smile on his face, and welcomed him warmly: "Professor Snape, I really didn't expect that you would be willing to come to us to submit a manuscript one day. This What a pleasure. Please take a seat, and would you like a gin?"
Joey's enthusiasm made Snape very uncomfortable. He was not a person who liked to communicate in the first place.
So Snape pointed at Yun He with a straight face: "No, Editor Joey, you misunderstood. It's not me who submits the article, it's him who submits the article."
Joey had already seen Yunhe when he came in. At first, he thought the child was either a distant relative of Snape or a new student at Hogwarts.He originally had no intention of talking to Yun He. After all, an 11-year-old kid really had nothing to talk to.
But when he heard Professor Snape say this, the movement of pouring the wine in his hand slowed down, and he laughed dryly: "Professor Snape, are you kidding me?"
"No, I'm not joking. He came to submit the article." Snape said seriously.
"Hmm." Joey drank the poured gin in one gulp, then cleaned the glass and sat on the sofa opposite Yunhe.
He looked at Yun He: "How old are you, kid?"
"Eleven." Yunhe's current body is that old.
Joey leaned on the sofa and glanced at Professor Snape: "Are you serious?"
"Yes." Professor Snape nodded.As a sociable person, he didn't know how to introduce Yun He at all. He just frowned and said: "He wrote a novel, which is very good."
"Oh." Joey nodded, then stood up and said: "Professor Snape, if you submit an article, our newspaper will be very welcome. But serial novels. To be honest, an 11-year-old child..." Joey Shaking his head: "Of course, I am very happy that a child of this age has a dream of being a writer. Our newspaper will also read his articles very carefully. If it is suitable, we will notify you."
Joey didn't ask Yun He what his name was the whole time.Yun He felt very aggrieved. My father is Dumbledore.Snape, why don't you know how to throw it out and use it? !
If I had known that you were so useless and not good at communicating, I would have submitted the article by myself.
Yun He was very embarrassed now because he did not have the initiative at the scene. Neither Joey nor David were paying attention to Snape.
And Snape had no intention of introducing Yunhe's background in detail.Now Yunhe couldn't just jump up and say that he was Dumbledore's son and that he was the top second-generation devil in Europe.
If he really does this, I won't say whether Yunhe is the second generation of the devil, but being stupid is stupid enough.
Joey said to Snape: "You can let this kid keep the novel. I will let David review it. If it meets the standards, I will sign a contract for serialization in our newspaper. If there is nothing else, I still have Some other jobs.”
Okay, now that we’ve talked about it, what else can we do?Just leave.
Yun He could only follow David out of the editor's office in dismay.Then he took out the first [-] words from the manuscript he brought and gave it to Joey.
I don’t know if he will read it well or if he will be thrown directly into the trash can.Hey, it’s true, it’s inconvenient to do anything when you’re too young.If I had been a few years older, I would have submitted the article myself and submitted Dumbledore's name. The editor named Joey would have been enthusiastic.
Maybe Snape also knew that David might just throw Yunhe's novel into the trash can without even reading it.So before leaving, he stared at David for a long time with his dead fish eyes. After staring at David till his hair went crazy, he said, "Look good."
"I will, Professor!" David promised.
It wasn't until Yunhe and Snape left that David breathed a sigh of relief.He put Yun He's novel manuscript on his workstation and started busy with other things.
Big news came today. Dumbledore caught Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius, who had been in prison for 11 years, was vindicated.This will be the front page headline of the Daily Prophet tomorrow.
David was busy until lunch time when he had time to rest.
I made a cup of coffee and enjoyed a one-hour lunch break.David noticed the novel left by Yun He.
Okay, idle is idle, let’s take a look.What if Professor Snape finds him one day and he doesn't look?
But a novel written by a child would probably be boring.It's probably a boring fairy tale about following a unicorn in search of My Little Pony.
David slowly opened the novel and saw that the title of the novel was "Hogwarts Dominates in Another World".
Um?Not an adventure story about finding My Little Pony?
Damn it, this James was just like me, he wanted to apply for the Oro position but was rejected.Hey, I was also getting drunk at the Leaky Cauldron.
Um?It seems like James bought something incredible.
Wow!Can the fireplace travel to other worlds? !
Oh, I actually saved the hotel proprietress from the robbers with a floating spell...
Unknowingly, David gradually became fascinated.He had taken the James who had been rejected by the Auror department and made him his own.
Look, what a similar experience.Not very talented in magic, but was rejected from the job he was looking for, and was depressed and drunk.In the end, you don't have to join a job that you don't like so much.
The only difference is that James' life took a turn and he traveled to another world.
Now David has regarded James as himself, and seeing him flourishing in another world relying on the magic he mastered from Hogwarts, he thought to himself: It would be okay if I traveled through time!I can do everything he can do!
Wow, in this way, I defeated a group of bandits and saved the beautiful landlady. I also got the bandits' gold coins and suddenly became a rich man.This is so cool!
David was so addicted to it that he wished he could have these adventures instead of James.
Time passed by, and the lunch break time had passed.
Editor-in-chief Joey returned to the office to prepare for work. When he passed David's workstation, he saw David holding a manuscript and reading it with gusto, and even forgot about the time.
He walked over and coughed, and David woke up from his fantasy.
"Editor-in-Chief." David stood up quickly, and then seemed to remember something again.He handed over the manuscript of the novel left by Yun He from the table: "The editor-in-chief, this novel is so good! I strongly request our newspaper to serialize it. I really, really..."
David thought for a long time and couldn't think of how to describe this novel. He finally said: "I have never read such a wonderful novel!"
Joey thinks David is being ridiculous. How good can a novel written by a child be?But David is his assistant no matter what. Since he recommended it, take a look at it yourself.
Joey picked up Yun He's novel manuscript. He didn't read the content of the novel first, but looked at the author's name under the title.
"Hogwarts", author: Yunhe Dumbledore.
When Joey saw this name, there was a bang, and countless thoughts exploded in his mind.
Etc., etc!Cloud River-Dumbledore.Snape's child. "Hogwarts"?oops!Why am I so stupid? Why is my political sense so low!Joey had no time to read the novel. He quickly rushed into the office, took out a roll of parchment from his desk and left in a hurry.
ps: There are too few recommendation votes. Although this book is updated every day, the number of updates is not large at all.Now the sci-fi new book list has fallen to No. 2, and the total new book list has fallen out of the top twenty. All book friends, please support me and vote for more recommendations, so that the performance of this book can climb up and reach more people. Saw this book.Thank you all for your support!
"David, is everything in your head filled with slug fluid? Can't you tell the difference between a Bona rhizome and a Wisteria rhizome?! Ten points from Gryffindor."
"David, this pot of powerful cough potion should be gray-green, why did you make it yellow-green? Did you switch brains with a troll? Five points from Gryffindor!"
"David, why does your cauldron stink? Refreshing and refreshing potions should emit a pleasant fragrance. XX, you actually poured a whole tube of ambergris into the cauldron. Twenty points deducted from Gryffindor. !”
"David, you XXXX...deduct fifteen points from Gryffindor!"
"David...deduct ten points!"
"25 points deducted!"
Yes, as a member of Gryffindor at Hogwarts, the meaning of David going to Potions class was to be humiliated and deducted points by Professor Snape.
This is something almost every Gryffindor goes through, and it's nothing to be alarmed about.In seven years at Hogwarts, if there was any Gryffindor who had never had a point taken away from him by Professor Snape.Then the Gryffindors will all wonder: Is this kid a spy from Slytherin?
Of course, being constantly punished and deducted points left a shadow on David's life.Originally, he wanted to work in the Auror department, but he only got a passing grade in Potions class.The Auror department would not recruit someone with poor potions performance.
Because Aurors always have to deal with various dark wizards, many of whom are masters of brewing potions.
Fortunately, David was quite smart. Although he did not become an Auror three years after graduation, he found a position at the Daily Prophet.Reception assistant to editor-in-chief Igor.Specialized in helping the editor-in-chief handle various reception matters.
For example, come to the Daily Prophet to submit articles, or do advertising and other things.These initial tasks were handled by David.
Snape looked at the somewhat stiff David up and down, and then said calmly: "David Lee, this is not Hogwarts, and I am not your teacher anymore. There is no need to be so stiff and reserved. At least I No points can be deducted from the Daily Prophet.”
Yunhe was not sure whether Snape was trying to make fun of himself by saying this.
"Ahem." David came back to his senses: "Professor Snape, what's the reason for you coming to the Daily Prophet?" Although Snape told David not to be restrained, after all, the power of the tiger was still there.
Even though David had graduated and knew deep down that he didn't have to be afraid of Snape, he still couldn't help but shiver.
"Submit." Snape said concisely.
"Wait a moment, I'll notify the editor immediately." When David heard that Professor Snape was about to submit a manuscript, he didn't even bother with the preliminary review here, so he decided to notify the editor directly.
Because when David thought about it, most of what Professor Snape could contribute to the Daily Prophet was his opinions on potions.
In addition to reporting on current political news and some new news, the Daily Prophet also invites big names in the wizarding world to write articles.For example, they invited Dumbledore to publish some articles in newspapers, including some of Dumbledore's unique insights into magic and new uses of magic materials.
For example, the famous twelve uses of dragon's blood were published in the Daily Prophet.
Although Snape looked cold and difficult to deal with.But in the field of potions, Snape was definitely among the top five potions masters in Europe.
The Daily Prophet had asked him to write for several times, but Snape rejected them all.
David clicked with his wand, and an ink pen quickly wrote on a piece of paper on the front desk: Professor Snape is visiting.
There was a magic spell in the writing. Yun He took a look at it, but the words David wrote with this magic were really ugly.
Then David touched it with his magic wand, and the paper folded itself into a paper airplane and flew away.
Yun He looked at the magic and wondered if this could be considered the WeChat of the magical world?
Following David's footsteps, Yunhe stepped into the interior of the Daily Prophet for the first time.Like the news agency in the Muggle world, it was a busy scene here.
But there were no noisy phone calls here, just paper airplanes flying around in the hall like David had just folded them with magic to deliver messages.
There are five fireplaces inside the hall, and the green floo flames almost never stop.Wizards were constantly coming in and out, bringing all kinds of news.
The moment Yunhe followed David into the elevator, a messy-looking wizard rolled out of the fireplace. He ignored the stains and mess all over his body. He stood up and faced all the people in the hall. Everyone shouted: "Big news!"
"Dumbledore accidentally discovered Peter Pettigrew, who was supposed to have died 11 years ago when he visited the Weasley family! The Ministry of Magic has brought Veritaserum for interrogation. The case of betraying James Potter and his wife 11 years ago has taken a turn. Sirius may have been wronged!”
The news caused a sensation in the hall, but this no longer mattered to Yun He, who had already entered the elevator and started to rise.
Well, Dumbledore is still very fast.After Wormtail was caught, he could almost clear Sirius's name.This way you can get the Horcrux in Grimmauld Place.
Things seem to be moving in a good direction.He didn't have to do anything and let Dumbledore take care of all the Horcruxes.
Just when Yun He was thinking that Dumbledore would quickly deal with Voldemort and he would be a free and rich second generation, he had already arrived at the door of the editor-in-chief's office.
The editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet is named Joey, a middle-aged man in the prime of life.Although his hair has turned a lot gray, he is in good spirits.
When Joey saw Professor Snape come in, he immediately stood up from behind the desk with a smile on his face, and welcomed him warmly: "Professor Snape, I really didn't expect that you would be willing to come to us to submit a manuscript one day. This What a pleasure. Please take a seat, and would you like a gin?"
Joey's enthusiasm made Snape very uncomfortable. He was not a person who liked to communicate in the first place.
So Snape pointed at Yun He with a straight face: "No, Editor Joey, you misunderstood. It's not me who submits the article, it's him who submits the article."
Joey had already seen Yunhe when he came in. At first, he thought the child was either a distant relative of Snape or a new student at Hogwarts.He originally had no intention of talking to Yun He. After all, an 11-year-old kid really had nothing to talk to.
But when he heard Professor Snape say this, the movement of pouring the wine in his hand slowed down, and he laughed dryly: "Professor Snape, are you kidding me?"
"No, I'm not joking. He came to submit the article." Snape said seriously.
"Hmm." Joey drank the poured gin in one gulp, then cleaned the glass and sat on the sofa opposite Yunhe.
He looked at Yun He: "How old are you, kid?"
"Eleven." Yunhe's current body is that old.
Joey leaned on the sofa and glanced at Professor Snape: "Are you serious?"
"Yes." Professor Snape nodded.As a sociable person, he didn't know how to introduce Yun He at all. He just frowned and said: "He wrote a novel, which is very good."
"Oh." Joey nodded, then stood up and said: "Professor Snape, if you submit an article, our newspaper will be very welcome. But serial novels. To be honest, an 11-year-old child..." Joey Shaking his head: "Of course, I am very happy that a child of this age has a dream of being a writer. Our newspaper will also read his articles very carefully. If it is suitable, we will notify you."
Joey didn't ask Yun He what his name was the whole time.Yun He felt very aggrieved. My father is Dumbledore.Snape, why don't you know how to throw it out and use it? !
If I had known that you were so useless and not good at communicating, I would have submitted the article by myself.
Yun He was very embarrassed now because he did not have the initiative at the scene. Neither Joey nor David were paying attention to Snape.
And Snape had no intention of introducing Yunhe's background in detail.Now Yunhe couldn't just jump up and say that he was Dumbledore's son and that he was the top second-generation devil in Europe.
If he really does this, I won't say whether Yunhe is the second generation of the devil, but being stupid is stupid enough.
Joey said to Snape: "You can let this kid keep the novel. I will let David review it. If it meets the standards, I will sign a contract for serialization in our newspaper. If there is nothing else, I still have Some other jobs.”
Okay, now that we’ve talked about it, what else can we do?Just leave.
Yun He could only follow David out of the editor's office in dismay.Then he took out the first [-] words from the manuscript he brought and gave it to Joey.
I don’t know if he will read it well or if he will be thrown directly into the trash can.Hey, it’s true, it’s inconvenient to do anything when you’re too young.If I had been a few years older, I would have submitted the article myself and submitted Dumbledore's name. The editor named Joey would have been enthusiastic.
Maybe Snape also knew that David might just throw Yunhe's novel into the trash can without even reading it.So before leaving, he stared at David for a long time with his dead fish eyes. After staring at David till his hair went crazy, he said, "Look good."
"I will, Professor!" David promised.
It wasn't until Yunhe and Snape left that David breathed a sigh of relief.He put Yun He's novel manuscript on his workstation and started busy with other things.
Big news came today. Dumbledore caught Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius, who had been in prison for 11 years, was vindicated.This will be the front page headline of the Daily Prophet tomorrow.
David was busy until lunch time when he had time to rest.
I made a cup of coffee and enjoyed a one-hour lunch break.David noticed the novel left by Yun He.
Okay, idle is idle, let’s take a look.What if Professor Snape finds him one day and he doesn't look?
But a novel written by a child would probably be boring.It's probably a boring fairy tale about following a unicorn in search of My Little Pony.
David slowly opened the novel and saw that the title of the novel was "Hogwarts Dominates in Another World".
Um?Not an adventure story about finding My Little Pony?
Damn it, this James was just like me, he wanted to apply for the Oro position but was rejected.Hey, I was also getting drunk at the Leaky Cauldron.
Um?It seems like James bought something incredible.
Wow!Can the fireplace travel to other worlds? !
Oh, I actually saved the hotel proprietress from the robbers with a floating spell...
Unknowingly, David gradually became fascinated.He had taken the James who had been rejected by the Auror department and made him his own.
Look, what a similar experience.Not very talented in magic, but was rejected from the job he was looking for, and was depressed and drunk.In the end, you don't have to join a job that you don't like so much.
The only difference is that James' life took a turn and he traveled to another world.
Now David has regarded James as himself, and seeing him flourishing in another world relying on the magic he mastered from Hogwarts, he thought to himself: It would be okay if I traveled through time!I can do everything he can do!
Wow, in this way, I defeated a group of bandits and saved the beautiful landlady. I also got the bandits' gold coins and suddenly became a rich man.This is so cool!
David was so addicted to it that he wished he could have these adventures instead of James.
Time passed by, and the lunch break time had passed.
Editor-in-chief Joey returned to the office to prepare for work. When he passed David's workstation, he saw David holding a manuscript and reading it with gusto, and even forgot about the time.
He walked over and coughed, and David woke up from his fantasy.
"Editor-in-Chief." David stood up quickly, and then seemed to remember something again.He handed over the manuscript of the novel left by Yun He from the table: "The editor-in-chief, this novel is so good! I strongly request our newspaper to serialize it. I really, really..."
David thought for a long time and couldn't think of how to describe this novel. He finally said: "I have never read such a wonderful novel!"
Joey thinks David is being ridiculous. How good can a novel written by a child be?But David is his assistant no matter what. Since he recommended it, take a look at it yourself.
Joey picked up Yun He's novel manuscript. He didn't read the content of the novel first, but looked at the author's name under the title.
"Hogwarts", author: Yunhe Dumbledore.
When Joey saw this name, there was a bang, and countless thoughts exploded in his mind.
Etc., etc!Cloud River-Dumbledore.Snape's child. "Hogwarts"?oops!Why am I so stupid? Why is my political sense so low!Joey had no time to read the novel. He quickly rushed into the office, took out a roll of parchment from his desk and left in a hurry.
ps: There are too few recommendation votes. Although this book is updated every day, the number of updates is not large at all.Now the sci-fi new book list has fallen to No. 2, and the total new book list has fallen out of the top twenty. All book friends, please support me and vote for more recommendations, so that the performance of this book can climb up and reach more people. Saw this book.Thank you all for your support!
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