A Day as a Foodie at Hogwarts

For more than a month, Yunhe had had enough of the so-called delicacies of the British Empire.No matter what the newspapers, media or novels of the previous life said that the British Empire was not a desert for food, judging from Yunhe's real situation in the UK this month.

Britain is a fucking food desert.

At least the local British food is not delicious.There may be some good restaurants in London, but what they do is not British food, maybe Asian food, maybe French food, or Turkish food, Italian food, Mexican food.Even eating Indian food is better than eating local British cuisine.

Hogwarts is undoubtedly a very traditional British school, and the food they provide is also very British. Yunhe had already determined this when he lived at Hogwarts before.

It’s not that the food the house elves cook is particularly unpalatable.At first, the food I ate when I first came here was a bit fresh.Because I lived in a medical institution in my previous life, everything I ate every day was determined by the doctor, and in most cases the taste was bland.

Only occasionally during holidays or birthdays, I would cook some rich and delicious dishes, and those tastes have always fascinated Yunhe.

When he was first resurrected by Dumbledore, Yun He was somewhat new to British cuisine.After eating too much, I discovered that the so-called British delicacies really all taste the same.

Vegetables are either boiled until soft and the greens turn yellow, or they are eaten raw.

In most cases, British barbecue meat is dry and not very juicy.And the seasoning is extremely simple, basically just salt and pepper, not even cumin.

In the Harry Potter novels, the pumpkin juice, which is loved by many or Covoz students, tastes just like pumpkin soup in Cloud River.Thick pumpkin juice mixed with milk and whipped cream.I can't say that this stuff doesn't taste good, but he gets tired of it after one or two sips.

And bread.The bread produced at Hogwarts is a very authentic European country bread.It's the kind of bread that has a firm outer crust but is very tough on the inside, even a little hard.

This is a kind of staple bread, completely different from the bread I ate in China in my previous life.

Most Chinese breads are soft, fragrant and taste more like snacks.

The bread provided at Hogwarts, or the bread provided throughout the UK, is mostly eaten as a staple food.

It's very hard to eat. If you eat one piece of bread, you'll probably lose half your cheek.No wonder there are so many Europeans and Americans with big faces.Yunhe seriously doubted that those people were eating bread.

The so-called relying on heaven and earth is worse than relying on oneself.When he was at Snape, Yun He had already made up his mind that he must learn to cook in order to get rid of the life of eating these dark British dishes every day.

So when heading to King's Station to take the Hogworth train to Hogwarts, Yunhe made a special detour on the way to the station.

King's Station is located in London.There is currently the largest Chinatown in Europe.

Anyway, Yunhe no longer has any confidence in the terrible British cuisine.You'd better go to Chinatown to buy some food in exchange.At least I can save myself from having a hard time this semester and lose weight.

Before going to Chinatown, Yunhe specially asked Snape to exchange gold Galleons for him for a sum of Muggle pounds.Gringotts receives a lot of this waste paper every year.If any wizards were willing to exchange real money and silver for these pieces of paper, they would be happy to do so.

After exchanging 2000 pounds.Yunhe started shopping in Chinatown.

The Chinese have spread their footprints all over the world, and they have also brought Chinese tastes to all over the world.Even in London in 1991, many British people had fallen in love with Chinese food, although they were not very authentic Chinese food.

In grocery stores in Chinatown, you can see a variety of condiments from China.

Including the national goddess Lao Ganma.Lee Kum Kee's oyster sauce and light soy sauce and xo sauce.There is also Ganzhu brand dace with black bean sauce.Ayam brand Shuiqin tuna meat.

Yunhe also found many Chinese recipes in the grocery store.In 1991, the Internet was not particularly developed.He has no way to go to the Internet to search for tutorials from food influencers.You can only learn Chinese food in the most primitive way.

Of course, there are also various snacks, including Wangwang Senbei and so on.

Yunhe spent nearly 2000 pounds on various seasonings, snacks, recipes, and various kitchen utensils.He had finally scraped together enough food for him to eat for one semester.

A crossbody bag that Professor Snape had modified with the Invisible Stretch Charm was filled to the brim.Yunhe had to keep using it to float to reduce its weight, otherwise he wouldn't be able to carry it on his back.

Today is the first day of school, and I'm afraid I won't have time to cook.I could only take out a bottle of Lao Ganma from my pocket and deal with it a little.

Pick up a piece of bread and spread it on Lao Gan Ma.Grab another piece of roast beef and some salad.I kind of made a sandwich myself.

One bite remains an old problem, that is, British roast beef is too dry.

If it weren't for Lao Gan Ma's support, Yun He felt that he really didn't want to eat this stuff.When I ate at Snape's house, he always forced me to eat.Only in this way can I barely keep it from falling off the scale.

Draco was curious about the Laoganma Yunhe used to spread on the bread, and he asked, "Can you give me a taste?"

Yun He generously took a large spoonful and spread it on the bread that Draco handed over. Draco watched as Yun He ate it deliciously.He also took a big bite...

"Wait, water, water! So spicy! So spicy!" Draco felt like his mouth was on fire. He took a big sip of pumpkin juice to suppress the spicy taste.

"what?"

Yun He looked at the Lao Ganma he bought. It tasted like red oil and black bean sauce, but it wasn't red oil and chili flavor. Why was it so spicy?

He looked at Draco with disdain, what a weakling.

"Yunhe, do you eat something so spicy?" After Draco recovered, he glanced at Yunhe's Lao Ganma seasoning with lingering fear.

"Is it spicy? It's not spicy. It's just a little salty and a little bit umami." Yunhe made a homemade sandwich with Lao Ganma and then stopped to eat it.

This feast was not really delicious to him.He even wanted to eat the Master Kong braised beef noodles in his pocket.But it’s not a good idea to have a dinner party in this hall.It would be better to release the poison late at night after returning to the student dormitory.

Anyway, I have all kinds of kitchen utensils, so I can make some midnight snacks in the dormitory.

But pure British people like Draco who can't eat spicy food at all probably won't be able to taste the delicious food they cook.

Just when Yun He was thinking this, Draco next to him said: "Well, Yun He, can you have some more of that sauce?"

Yunhe turned around and found that Draco's lips were slightly swollen and the Lao Ganma bread originally placed on his plate was gone.Not only him, but also several students around him had red mouths. They all looked at him expectantly, as well as the Lao Gan Ma red oil and black bean sauce in their hands.

"Isn't it spicy?"

"It's spicy, but it tastes pretty good. It tastes great with meat." Draco scratched his head.

Yun He generously handed a bottle of Lao Gan Ma to Draco. Draco was not polite and scooped a spoonful directly onto his plate, and then passed Lao Gan Ma to other students.

And he himself took a large piece of beef from the table.He cut the beef into small pieces and ate them with Lao Gan Ma.Although it tasted very spicy to Draco, he couldn't seem to resist this delicious taste.

Seeing this scene, Yunhe thought: It smells so good.

He also thought of a B-site up owner that he had seen in his previous life, an American named Guo Jierui. It seemed that his purpose was to be like Laoganma, who can do everything.You have to eat steak with Lao Ganma.

Looking at Draco Malfoy who was feasting.

Hmm... I don't know if Draco Malfoy, this platinum young master, will develop in any strange direction in the future.