A Day as a Foodie at Hogwarts

"Honey lollipop."

After the first-year Slytherin dormitory dinner, Yunhe waited for Draco and others to fall asleep and slipped out of the bedroom.

He was already familiar with Hogwarts. He quickly arrived at the door of the principal's office and gave the password to the stone statue at the door of the principal's office.

The stone statue moved away to reveal the door of the principal's office, while winking at Yun He.

"I thought you wouldn't come tonight." Dumbledore was drinking honey water and eating piles of cockroaches in the principal's room.

To be honest, Yunhe really doesn't know why Dumbledore tastes so weird?

The cockroach pile is called a cockroach pile, but it is not really a cockroach.It's a candy produced by Honeydukes Candy Shop.

But because it is too sweet, it is particularly easy to attract the love of small insects such as ants and cockroaches.So Honeydukes simply took a weird marketing route.Make the candy look like a cockroach.

And he also released harmless magic to this thing to make it move.When you hold it, it's like holding a live cockroach.Put it in your mouth and take a bite. It tastes sweet and greasy, and he also put a green juice in the candy, which can burst into pulp when you bite it.It's like crushing a bed bug.

Moreover, the green liquid still had an indescribable grass smell.It is said to be a medicinal herb that is beneficial to the human body.But Wen Yunhe felt that this stuff smelled like bed bugs.

Therefore, cockroach piles are also a very niche taste in the wizarding world.Even though it is very sweet, not many people like to eat it.

Because something looks like a cockroach, feels like a cockroach, and smells like a cockroach.Then he is a cockroach.It has nothing to do with candy.

But this was not the first time Yun He had seen Dumbledore's weird taste.It's like looking up at the starry sky pie, something that makes you almost vomit after eating it.Dumbledore would have said it was delicious, very delicious.

As now, he pushed the plate of cockroaches in front of him forward, and said to Yunhe: "Honey Duke's new flavor, this cockroach pile has a good taste. More herbs and green pulp are added More water, you can taste it.”

More green branch juice means there will be more juice when bitten.Oh my gosh, this thing is starting to look more like a cockroach.

"Thank you, I don't want to eat these things at all." Yun He was still not sensitive to things like piles of cockroaches.

He found a comfortable sofa and sat diagonally across from Dumbledore.

He asked Dumbledore, who was having a midnight snack, "Is the sorting ceremony tonight serious? I was sorted into Brightling."

"Of course it's true. I'm also surprised." Dumbledore said that he was surprised, and at the same time he picked up a cockroach and threw it into his mouth, chewing it vigorously.

Yunhe could already feel the scene of the cockroach exploding green pus in his mouth.

"But I don't seem surprised to see you at all. Did you expect that I would be assigned to Slytherin?"

Dumbledore threw the last pile of cockroaches on the plate into his mouth, and took a sip of honey water after eating: "Well, I can't lie to you. I'm really not very surprised."

"Because you show a lot of Slytherin traits. Snape reported to me what happened to you in his house these days."

"And the novel you serialized in the Daily Prophet. "Hogwarts", well, the title of this novel can already reveal a lot of things."

Yun He wanted to explain that he wrote this novel solely to master the fun of wizards and make some money.But when he opened his mouth, he didn't bother to argue.Forget it and leave it at that.

"So Lao Deng, how many things have you done this summer vacation, and have you completely solved Voldemort?" This is the key to Yunhe coming to Dumbledore tonight.

He didn't want his seven years of campus life to be spent with a noseless villain hovering over the school, becoming a shadow.

He didn't even want to team up with the Harry Potter trio to fight monsters.There's going to be a big showdown at the end or something.

If you can avoid being annoyed, don't be annoyed. If you can be lazy, then be lazy. This is Yunhe's principle.It would be best for Dumbledore to solve all these bullshit, become a famous figure on campus, and then become the second-generation devil respected by everyone after leaving campus.

"I watched the news. Black was captured from the tail and released. I guess the locket in his hand was also given to you."

Dumbledore picked up a locket from the drawer.

"Where's the ring called the Resurrection Stone?"

Dumbledore took out a ring from another drawer.

After observing, Dumbledore's fingers were fine. There were no signs of blackening this time.It's not as silly as in the original work. Wearing this ring by yourself will cause great loss of strength and even only one year left in life.

"Now we have obtained Ravenclaw's golden crown, Hufflepuff's golden cup, Resurrection Stone ring, and Slytherin's locket. We have obtained four of Voldemort's seven Horcruxes." Dumbledore said. The Horcruxes were lined up.It looks quite spectacular. In the original work, it took almost six years to collect all this stuff.

Now, because Yunhe played a cheat for Dumbledore, Dumbledore had already collected all the Horcruxes he could collect in just one summer vacation.

"Now all that's left is Tom's diary and the python Nagini. Harry has already entered the school. Oh, by the way, where is the poor possessed professor Quirrell?" Yunhe asked.

"I rushed to Albania after getting your news. Voldemort had just wanted to possess him, but my appearance disrupted his plan. He took Quirrell as a hostage and escaped. Poor Quirrell Lowe was possessed by dark magic and is now insane and is being treated at St Mungo's Hospital."

Dumbledore's words made Yunhe a little disappointed.

"Please, you are the greatest white wizard in Europe and even the world, and you actually let a crippled Voldemort escape? Are you worthy of the prophetic curse I gave you?"

Dumbledore raised his eyebrows: "But Voldemort's escape is not without a price." After saying that, he lifted a big snake head up from under the table.

"The Horcrux Basilisk you mentioned has been killed by me. He only focused on escaping for his life, and now there is no longer a Basilisk protecting him." Dumbledore said harshly.

"Wow, your progress is faster than I thought, Professor." Yunhe praised: "Awesome, Professor. Now we only need the diary and Harry to completely eliminate Voldemort."

"Go get the diary for me." Dumbledore gave Yun He a very direct order.

"what?"

"Aren't you assigned to Slytherin now? Contact Malfoy and ask Lucius to hand over the diary."

"Aren't you going to deal with the Malfoys?"

Dumbledore sighed: "We can't kill anymore. If we kill anymore, the British wizarding family will become extinct."

Yunhe couldn't tell if Dumbledore was telling the truth when he said this again.Does he really feel sorry for the decline of the British magical family, or does he have other ideas?

"By the way, I was attacked on my train."

"I know. Luckily it's okay."

"A saint would do it!"

"Grindelwald doesn't know that you shed his blood, and the Saints are now divided. The radical faction among them will not listen to Grindelwald and the older faction. You are safe at Hogwarts of."

"But I can't stay in Hogwarts forever. I've only heard of a thousand days to be a thief, but I've never heard of a thousand days to prevent a thief."

"Well...then what do you want to do? Fight back?"

"No, my current strength is too weak. If I go, I will die." Yun He spread his hands and said, "I'm only 11 years old."

"Then what do you want to do?" Dumbledore looked at Yun He, his eyes sharp behind his half-moon glasses.

"I would like to ask, is it illegal to form a student club in school? If possible, I would like to apply for an activity space and form a club."

"what for?"

"Eat and drink, and share your magical experiences."

"That's it?"

"That's it."

"what is it call?"

"Hmm...what will happen to the Hogwarts Alliance?"

"No! It's too political." Dumbledore originally wanted to directly refute Yunhe's idea of ​​establishing a student club.But he suddenly thought of Blake who ran away angrily, and Arthur and Molly who were disappointed.

He sighed: "I can approve you to form a student club. It's legal, and the school can give you a space for your activities. But the school won't have any additional funds to support you in doing anything else."

Yun He smiled faintly: "It doesn't matter, I can now earn tens of thousands of gold galleons a year."