Starting from Hokage

The third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, had no way of doing anything to the little Naruto who was just four years old. According to the standards of the earthlings, a four-year-old child's brain is not fully developed and his logical thinking is not sound. The brain is not fully developed until six or seven years old, and it is generally not until six or seven years old that the brain has clear logical thinking and specific computing capabilities.

Fortunately, although Naruto suddenly lost his ability to speak, Naruto's other reactions were basically normal.

As for the fifteen hours of drowsiness, it was hard to say whether it was due to the illusion or the extremely bad experience yesterday.

In short, after severely punishing the two ANBU elite ninjas responsible for protecting Naruto, the matter came to an end for the time being and was put down.

However, what remains in this world is a confused and unprepared time traveler.

"I'm so stupid, really. If I had known I would travel to the Naruto world, I should have memorized the entire Naruto plot!"

"Naruto, I only saw the Chunin Exam, when Naruto chased Sasuke, but I didn't watch the rest. I watched it intermittently when I was browsing Douyin Kuaishou, but I only remember that there seemed to be a group of psychopaths who wanted to destroy the world?"

"Ah ah ah ah... Taiyin, you psycho, you want to smuggle into the world of high spiritual realm. Isn't it wrong for you to smuggle into the world of lustful elves, Rondo world, etc.? You'll be damned if you smuggle into a four or five-year-old child. What kind of death is there in the world of going to the battlefield!" Because he knew that as a Jinchuuriki, he was likely to be monitored 24 hours a day, Naruto covered his head with his hands, his tears turned into noodles, but he did not dare to curse at all. come out.

What's more, who knows where Taiyin is now. If the Third Hokage finds out that he has changed his core, being vivisected may be his only ending.

"However, as the son of the Fourth Hokage, the ultimate war weapon of a village, why do I live in such a miserable life? The Fourth Hokage is a martyr no matter how you say it, so I am also the orphan of a martyr. With such a treatment environment, how can I Is there anyone willing to work hard for Konoha Village?" After scolding Taiyin for a while in his mind, Naruto finally calmed down a little and finally had time to take a look at his living environment.

After three generations came here, this small house was renovated and finally no longer leaked, but it was still dilapidated and small.

Normally, this does not look like a place where a princeling should live.

He walked to the refrigerator and opened it, took out a bottle of milk and unscrewed the lid to drink. A light sour taste stimulated his taste buds.

(Kefir? Then it doesn’t taste right.)

Naruto frowned and looked at the expiration date on the milk and found that it was already two months past its expiration date.

(Haha, in such a living environment, it turns out that that guy can still live to be 12 years old in a healthy, positive and optimistic way. It’s really a miracle. Now I want to kill the boss who sells expired milk to children. die.)

Whether willing or not, willing or unwilling, Xiao Rui was pampered by his parents and grew up healthily in a world where technology, humanity and the country were prosperous, while the new Naruto was just a four or five-year-old child who had to drink expired milk. The perverted Shura world that is about to go to the battlefield is struggling to grow.

One is the peaceful and leisurely difficulty.

One is the hell challenge difficulty!

Of course, in general, the two of them had made a profit. After all, Naruto's body contained an adult soul at this moment. His fight against worldly rejection and his tolerance for the pain of life were at least far more than that of a child.

Although time travel is not voluntary, and the life we ​​face is so fucked up, we have to get through life day by day, right?

Under this premise, Naruto's days passed day by day.

Although the soul has been replaced, there are still cell memories left after all. In addition, learning Japanese in China is equivalent to carrying water to drink by yourself. Learning Japanese in Naruto World is equivalent to someone holding a water gun and spraying it in your mouth. Therefore, as A short time passed, and after a month or two, Naruto basically learned and mastered Japanese in the Naruto world.

Because he doesn't know other Japanese on Earth except for the phrase "Yamai Butterfly", so he doesn't know the similarities and differences between Earth's Japanese and the Japanese in the Naruto world.

But even if there are any similarities or differences, it has nothing to do with him.

To live, and to live in relative comfort, was what Naruto was pursuing at this moment.

"Fortunately, I was born as an orphan and have a relatively strong living ability. I can cook vegetables. If it were those 30-[-]-year-old losers in the guild who can't even cook tomatoes and scrambled eggs, how would they survive?" Months passed, and Naruto gradually got used to living in this world.

Although there is no computer or mobile phone, you may feel that life is no longer interesting at first, and there is a feeling of lifelessness, but after a long time, you get rid of your dependence on computers and mobile phones, and you have the time and mood to look up. The blue sky, the white clouds, the colorful and beautiful world.

Be willing to calm down, cook a good meal for yourself, and taste the sweetness of rice and the deliciousness of various dishes. This is also a soothing and beautiful life. The "color" of computers and mobile phones is too strong, and sometimes they are Only by letting it go for the time being can I have enough energy to perceive other beauties in the world... But I still really want to play games and read novels, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Ring, ring, ring.

As the doorbell rang, Naruto ran over to open the door with short legs. He pushed open the door and saw a wizened old man wearing a god robe and a hat standing at the door of his house.

Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Third Hokage, was once famous in the ninja world, but now he is in his twilight as a hero and is getting weaker day by day.

"Haha, little Naruto, are you having lunch? It seems I came at just the right time." Looking at the potato stewed beef, tomato scrambled eggs and rice on the tatami round table, Sarutobi Hiruzen laughed, and then he was polite He also served himself a bowl of rice and sat down opposite Naruto.

Although little Naruto has changed a lot during this time, Hiruzen Sarutobi is busy with his affairs, and he does not have time to observe Naruto often. What's more, there are many unusually precocious little monsters in this world. The last time Naruto passed by After being stimulated, he became smarter and precocious. This is not unexplainable.

On the one hand, Sandai was a little sad about Naruto's changes, but on the other hand, he was very pleased.

"It's so rich. Little Naruto, it's too luxurious for you to eat so much by yourself. Let me help you eliminate some, hahaha."

Going out to buy food and cooking for yourself are not at the same level of spending. If it were Naruto in the past, he would be very nervous to meet the food and clothing expenses for his monthly living expenses, but if he did it himself, not only I can afford to eat meat and still have some savings.

Naruto still can't quite understand why, as the fourth generation's son, he is so financially strapped, but even if Sarutobi Hiruzen is sitting in front of him, he doesn't dare to ask, in the world of ninjas, just It makes sense, but it's useless.

If you randomly create problems for those in power, they may not be able to solve the problems, but they are [-]% capable of solving the people who created the problems.

Is money or life more important?After a long period of hesitation, Naruto chose the latter.

(This child is becoming more and more like Minato. I remember that Minato often cooked to please Kushina. However, the more he looked like Minato, the more everyone hated him.) Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at Naruto with a smile, But he sighed softly in his heart.

However, he soon discovered that the kid opposite was sweeping the food on the round table at an extremely alarming speed. Sweet and sour scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fragrant and soft potatoes and beef, these dishes were paired with crystal white rice. The bag disappeared into the mouth of the kid opposite with the force of wind and clouds.

"Hey, little Naruto, I'm here once in a while, so you can leave some for me!"

"No, you are so rich and you still want to fight for meat from me. I am still growing. Don't eat too much meat, old man, or you will suffer from indigestion." Although there were several quarrels echoing in the room from time to time, the atmosphere seemed very warm. soft.

Twenty minutes later, the third generation left, and Naruto found an envelope containing living expenses beside the cushion. Looking at the envelope, even with his adult wisdom, he could not figure out and understand the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Is he a power maniac who is both treacherous and loyal, clinging to the position of Hokage and refusing to give up?

Otherwise, how could you explain the situation in which you, as the Fourth Hokage, had a limited life compared to the orphans of Konoha?

But if he was that kind of person, Hiruzen Sarutobi would inadvertently put the envelope containing living expenses next to the cushion every time he came. He would even worry about hurting the self-esteem of a four-year-old child. Such a gentle old man would be A bad guy?

Or, the human heart is really complex, and it is difficult to distinguish with such a clear and clear standpoint as good and bad.

"Ah, if I had known, I would have read more about Sandai's personal character analysis. Now I am not sure about his true temperament at all." Shaking his head, Naruto began to clear the dishes on the table. Some people like to put the bowls away. It is actually very unhygienic to soak chopsticks in the sink without washing them, and then wash them off in one go after accumulating a certain amount. The combination of a humid kitchen and food residues is a perfect vessel for cultivating bacteria and viruses. .

Although Uzumaki Naruto's physique is amazing in the anime, but now that this body is his own, he is not interested in testing the upper limit of its poison resistance. After all, even Super Saiyans will be killed by the virus.

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The next day, when it was just getting dark, the alarm clock placed next to the bed buzzed.

A hand stretched out from the quilt and held it down. After another 10 minutes, the boy on the bed turned over and sat up.

"Ah." He let out a long yawn, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

Naruto first poured himself a glass of warm water and drank it, then he had to go to the bathroom to use the toilet in a sleepy state.After about 5 minutes, brush your teeth and wash your face.

"Although this body is only four or five years old, if you exercise too much, you will easily lose height in the future. But I remember that in the later episodes of Naruto, I had to face many life-and-death battles. Between not growing taller and dying, I I think the former is easier to accept.”

"As an adult, I can't do any worse than the old guy, right?" Facing the mirror, patting his cheeks with both hands, Naruto cheered up and began to exercise in the room.

Planks, squats, sit-ups, although there are probably many more high-end exercise methods in the world of Naruto. After all, those ninjas specialize in these, but for this kind of exercise, practicing is better than not practicing at all.

Even if the efficiency is low, getting up and exercising in the morning can make people energetic throughout the day.

First, he warmed up his body with 8 minutes of plank support, then three sets of squats and three sets of push-ups, with each set of sixty. After doing all this, Naruto began to prepare breakfast.

When the rice porridge, boiled eggs, and cakes are all ready, half an hour has passed and it's time to have breakfast.

After enjoying a nutritious breakfast without the interference of mobile phones, Naruto put on a mask and hood, then put on his schoolbag and walked out with the living expenses he had accumulated during this period.

He knew very well that everything he did was probably being monitored and observed by Anbu ninjas, but he didn't care much. People in the Naruto world were generally precocious and precocious, and they were like real monsters like Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Shisui. In comparison, his current performance is extremely ordinary.

Early in the morning, a blacksmith shop in Konoha Village.

"Boss, I want iron balls like this. Can you please take the time to make some? I can give you money."

In the blacksmith shop, Naruto, wearing a mask and hood, opened his schoolbag and took out the paper inside, pointing at the iron ball on it and saying.

"Little guy, what do you want to buy these for?"

"Pinball, everyone is playing it now."

"Isn't this a bit heavy?"

"Well, it can also be used as ammunition for slingshots!" Even if he didn't want to, due to his young age, Naruto would still have a babyish voice when he spoke.

But this also made the bald chef, who was very fat and fat, very relaxed. He laughed and touched the little guy's head and said: "Okay, come and get it in the afternoon. It doesn't cost anything. I'll use some scraps." It’s made for you.”

"Thank you, uncle." A man's head and a woman's waist were not allowed to be touched, but for the sake of saving money, Naruto controlled himself and endured it, and he stroked the nine-tailed demon fox. This is enough for you to brag about for a lifetime!

While the master blacksmith was talking to a customer, Naruto quickly turned around and ran away on his short legs, fearing that this guy would rub his head later.

Because he is wearing a hooded mask, unless the other person is a ninja, ordinary people cannot tell that this little guy running around the village is Uzumaki Naruto or the Nine-tailed Demon Fox.

Originally Naruto was just a child, without parental care or elder guidance. Of course he couldn't think of a way to avoid or solve the problem, but now Naruto is an adult at his core and doesn't want to be pointed out or criticized by others. If he deliberately sells expired milk, he will certainly find ways to avoid trouble.

In this case, Naruto could play with other children, but at this moment, of course, he had no such idea at all.

"The technology trees in the Naruto world are really weird. Some are like ancient times, but some are like many counties on the earth. However, in this world, Konoha should already be the most prosperous and prosperous city, right?" Wandering and observing the world, although it is definitely not as prosperous and beautiful as the big cities on earth in the 21st century, but among the wooden buildings, young men and women wearing ancient costumes walking together holding bamboo umbrellas are quite a moving mood.

"But for me, this world is still a bit boring." He put his hands in his pockets and twisted his body while walking. Suddenly, a large plaque came into view: Igarashi Utabo!

It is a rather delicate dark red wooden building on the whole. Compared with the surrounding buildings, it is more luxurious. Looking inside from the outside, you can see the beautiful girl combing her hair in the courtyard.

Naruto's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously walked over. However, just when he reached the door, he was stopped and expelled by two fat men carrying samurai swords.

"Play while you're at it, little one. Come here after you grow some hair down there."

"Hahahahaha."

In the world of Naruto, ninja is the most noble and powerful profession. The two people guarding the door here with samurai swords are not people of high status. Although they dare not really do anything to Naruto, their words are inevitably vulgar and vulgar.

But this also made Naruto realize what kind of place the Igarashi Songbo was in front of him.

"Japan's Kabukicho, a custom shop? I really didn't know that there was such a building in the Naruto world, and it was still in Konoha." He was kicked out, but Naruto didn't do business, and went shopping for customs when he was four or five years old. It was indeed too early for the store.

After leaving the Igarashi Song Studio, after seven or eight turns, Naruto found an elegantly decorated bookstore: Sansong Bookstore. The owner here is a gentle man. He is not angry when customers come in to browse books. Reading quietly there, Naruto walked in and found a corner to read.

Although he can speak, he still can't recognize all the characters. However, there are a huge number of Chinese characters in Japanese, so even guessing and reading through the dictionary is not incomprehensible. It is both entertainment and learning.

The daylight was gradually sinking, and he kept reading in the bookstore until the afternoon. Although he was wearing a hooded mask, Naruto was still embarrassed to read other people's books for nothing, so he chose a dictionary and a relatively thin novel, took out his wallet and bought them , he finally found an entertainment suitable for his own entertainment in this world.

The only regret is that the legendary "Intimate Heaven" was not found. I don't know if it's because Jiraiya hasn't written and published it yet, or because this bookstore refuses to sell it.

In the afternoon, Naruto ran to the blacksmith shop again with his schoolbag on his back. Although the bald blacksmith was ugly, he was a nice person. The iron balls had already been made. Not only did they meet the requirements, but they also looked very delicate. .

Reaching out to take it, Naruto took it in his hand and played with it.

This thing is called a fitness ball. Back on Earth, many elderly people used it to exercise their five fingers to prevent Alzheimer's disease. But in fact, through finger and palm movements, the fitness ball can make the fingers, palms, and wrists bend and stretch flexibly, and can exercise the fingers, Naruto thought carefully about the muscles of his upper limbs such as wrists and elbows. If he exercises these muscles from an early age, it will be very beneficial to him in practicing hand seals and throwing techniques in the future.

In addition to daily physical exercise, playing with the fitness ball should also form a habit until a more effective alternative method of practice is found.

He ran back home and made himself a sumptuous dinner. After enjoying it, Naruto played with the exercise ball while reading the novel he bought from the bookstore under the light. When he encountered words he couldn't understand, he looked them up in the dictionary. .

This novel tells the story of an unexpected encounter between a wandering ninja and a lost princess, and then the two return to their country together. From Naruto's perspective, this novel is not long, the writing is not beautiful enough, and the plot is not twists and turns enough. , fortunately the final ending is beautiful.

The ending of the novel is that the wandering ninja and the princess established a country together, and the two lived a loving and happy life from then on.

"Because of the powerful enough power, the ninja profession has gone from being a secretive and cruel profession to being the most proud and brightest profession under the sun. Of course, this is the profession of a ninja in the world of Naruto Existence, I can't always use the perspective and concepts of another world to represent it." After reading "The Story of the Ninja and the Princess", Naruto washed up, turned off the light and went to bed.

Regarding his future, even with an adult's mentality, he has both longing and expectation as well as panic and fear.

In that anime, Uzumaki Naruto narrowly escaped death several times, and each time he was able to defeat the enemy with a double risk and win the final victory. But in this real world that he experienced: if you die, you will really die. .

The protagonist in the anime will definitely not die, but I may not.It’s possible that he wouldn’t be shot directly through his temple by a kunai that suddenly flew towards him.

On the other hand, there is the perverted mad Taoist priest Taiyin Zhenren who suddenly disappeared. Although I judged rationally that he was probably driven away by the strong wind and the scorching sun, but intuitively, I always felt that something like that Guys never die easily.

If he suddenly appeared in front of me one day and wanted to take away my body... would I be able to resist him?

With such thoughts, Uzumaki Naruto fell into a drowsy sleep in the darkness.

In the deepest dream, Uzumaki Naruto or Zhu Peng seemed to see a huge demonic snake covered in scales and with dark red eyes wandering towards him. It suddenly opened its mouth and swallowed it, leaving it without the ability to resist. He swallowed it into his belly.

He woke up with a start. Zhu Peng's first reaction was that he was having a nightmare. He thought about it every day and dreamed about it at night. Now he woke up with a fright.

However, when he came back to his senses and looked around, he saw that he was in a strange, broken and twisted world:

There were whirlpools of golden-red halo everywhere, and in the center of the whirlpool, where I was now, it looked like the ruins of a city that had been twisted and crushed in a drum washing machine.

There is no gravity in the ruins of this city, so he can walk freely. When Zhu Peng subconsciously wanted to float out of the ruins of this broken city and explore the outside, there was a cold and indifferent voice from behind him. came.

"If I were you, I wouldn't do that! There are remnants of the tribulation thunder everywhere outside. With your Yin Shen's strength, your soul will fly away the moment you come into contact with the tribulation thunder."

Hearing this, Zhu Peng suddenly turned around, and after a few months, he once again saw the Taoist with a gorgeous temperament. At this moment, he was caressing the poisonous dragon flying around him.

Still so unruly, still so aloof, arrogant and arrogant!