Planeswalker in Marvel

Melinda, who once again held the steering wheel, turned her head several times to look at Li Feng. At the same time, her right hand seemed to be out of control, touching a certain switch from time to time.

Melinda knew the function of the switch. She had seen Li Feng flip the switch to put the RV into flight mode, which showed that the switch was inevitably related to the flight mode of the RV.

Li Feng, who was lying on the sofa and drinking heavily, looked at Melinda several times with his eyelids twitching slightly. Seeing that the other person's eyes were either threatening or pleading, Li Feng, who loved his general, sighed and said: "Beauty, you can't fly if you want, but My mana consumption is serious now and I need a good rest, so I really don’t have the energy to cast spells to fix the furniture... How about this, as long as you don’t do any flying stunts, I will let you fly once, how about it?"

On the side, Colson, whose mind was full of his last car ride experience, turned to look at Melinda, hesitated for a few seconds and then said with a slightly fearful tone: "Mei, I think what Austin said makes sense, you It's better to fly more smoothly," Colson pointed to the three pale-faced scientific researchers and said, "They have been working with us for several days, and they are already very tired. They originally thought that they could go home after completing the mission. Take a rest, it turns out... we are already on the way to the next mission, and they will also participate in this mission, so you can let them have a good rest before they arrive at the mission site."

Melinda curled her lips, turned on the flight switch, nodded slightly, and said with great reluctance: "I understand."

As soon as she finished speaking, Melinda stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

Sure enough, Melinda didn't do any flying stunts this time, and the RV flew quite steadily, but Li Feng felt that he still had auditory hallucinations in his ears.

RV: Madan, the front of my car is flat-panel... Do you want my big face to rub against the wind at this speed so that you can grill the steak?It's the kind that's fully cooked...

Li Feng shook his head to shake the hallucination out of his head, and looked at the beer in the wine glass that was spilled due to the sudden burst of speed of the RV. He felt regretful in his heart and rolled his eyes at Melinda, who was already extremely high, and said: "Beautiful Mei, did you hear the conversation in my RV?"

Melinda, who was enjoying the flight, held the steering wheel with both hands and listened curiously to what the RV was saying, but she said she heard nothing except the sound of the engine.

Coulson, who was sitting next to Li Feng, was not much better. After listening with his ears straight to show that he heard nothing, he put his hands behind his ears to make a simple hearing aid. While listening, he asked curiously: "Are you sure?" Can the RV talk? What language does it speak? Is the sound infrasonic or ultrasonic?"

Li Feng was stunned for a moment: Do you think my RV is a bat or a giraffe? ....

Rolling his eyes at Coulson, Li Feng tried hard to hold back his laughter and pretended to be surprised, and said: "People have their own language, dogs have their own dog language, and cars naturally have their own language,"

Seeing Coulson's attitude of being knowledgeable and asking for advice humbly, Li Feng, who couldn't hold it in anymore, pointed in the direction of the motorhome's engine and laughed: "Didn't you hear the engine saying, 'My heart can't stand it, please excuse me, Miss Mei' Take your foot off the gas and give me some life-saving pills by the way?"

If Coulson still couldn't tell that Li Feng was playing tricks on him, he might as well jump off the RV without a parachute.

Colson ignored the laughing Li Feng, covered his face with his coat, and lay down on the sofa to take a nap.

Melinda hesitated for a moment, then relaxed the throttle slightly and stopped talking to Li Feng, focusing on enjoying her own flight.

......

The place where Mjolnir fell was not too far away from Li Feng at this time. In addition, the RV flew in a straight line. The group of people arrived near Mjolnir after about half a day's flight.

Melinda, who was sitting in the driver's seat, thought for a moment when she vaguely saw the big hole in front of her. She slowly landed the RV on the ground and drove towards the crowd using the speed and mode that a car should have.

There's no way around it. A lot of people have gathered near Mjolnir. If a flying RV suddenly appears among the crowd, there's no telling what reports will appear in tomorrow's newspapers.

Maybe the alien invasion of the earth was staged, and then citizens frantically grabbed supplies from supermarkets and desperately hoarded food and toilet paper.

If things get bigger, such as chaos or something, Fury will probably sneak Coulson or Melinda out into the public as soon as possible to resolve the crisis.

In response, Melinda said that the pot was too big, so she and Colson tied it together and carried it on their backs.

After a while, the RV stopped firmly next to the crater made by Mjolnir when he descended on the earth.

Li Feng knew that Thor would not appear in the crowd now, so he didn't bother to get out of the car to watch the excitement. He leisurely held a beer in one hand and pinched peanuts in the other, looking at Mjolnir through the car window.

On the side, Coulson, who had just woken up, stretched and adjusted his collar and sleeves while pressing his face against the car window. He watched curiously as an uncle in the distance tried to take Mjolnir home in a pickup truck.

Unfortunately, the head of Mjolnir's hammer was forged from the center of the planet that was about to decline. In addition, Odin applied a bunch of magic to the hammer with unknown effects. As a result, Mjolnir was not even moved by a pickup truck. Even being tied to a train might not make it move a step.

Therefore, the fate of the pickup truck that tried to pull Mjolnir could be imagined. The entire body of the truck was pulled off, okay?

But Coulson didn't know Mjolnir's secret. Seeing that such a small hammer could not even do anything to a pickup truck, Coulson immediately stared in disbelief.

Coincidentally, Coulson now had a mage who knew Asgard and asked curiously: "Austin, do you know why this hammer cannot be moved?"

"Because of its deep love for the earth," Li Feng said casually: "It is rare for people to come to the earth, so of course they have to connect with Mother Earth."

Coulson: I believe you...

Of course, all jokes aside, Li Feng explained to Coulson why mortals couldn't hold up Mjolnir while drinking.

As for Odin Chengruo's nonsense about "whoever picks up Mjolnir will have Thor's abilities, or become the mountain king of Asgard", Li Feng thought it was nonsense, so he didn't discuss it with Coulson. He just mentioned it casually and vaguely. As for whether Coulson noticed it, Li Feng said it was not up to him.

In fact, from Li Feng's perspective, the fundamental reason why no one except Thor can take down Mjolnir is Odin.

Mjolnir is a magical weapon after all. Would Odin be so generous as to let anyone use it?Don't make trouble.

Despite Odin's benevolent appearance, his current status is not due to his handsome smile, but to his fists, fists as big as casseroles.

Whoever was dissatisfied with Odin back then, Odin would surely lead his army to your door before dawn the next day, waving his fists to convince you.

For such a big boss who speaks with his fists, let alone handing over artifacts to others at will, why would he hand over the throne to others?Is this thinking too much?

Even Captain America could only hold the shield in one hand and Mjolnir in the other after Odin died.

When Odin was alive, Captain America shook Mjolnir slightly when he was dying. This was obviously Odin's fault. Otherwise, why couldn't Captain America afford Mjolnir in the first place? Wasn’t the captain at that time a righteous man of God?

Therefore, Li Feng dares to assert: Whoever can pick up Mjolnir will be shot by Odin immediately. The reasons are all ready. Even an old man like Odin can't beat him, so how can he protect Asgard? ...

It was also because of this that Li Feng never thought of trying to pick up Mjolnir from the beginning.

And Li Feng is also self-aware.

Let’s not talk about the misbehavior in another world, let’s talk about it in the Marvel world.

In order to obtain Hellfire, Li Feng directly hunted Carter Shirey, who had a short lifespan and had already put down his butcher knife and determined to be a good person.

Obviously he has the ability to subdue the hatred, and even find a way to restore the sanity of the hatred, but Li Feng directly made the opponent into an obedient mummy, and the reason was just to try the effect of the resurrection spell and to have a strong and obedient mummy. bodyguard.

Let's not talk about the rest, such as keeping soul-eating dementors around. Anyway, Li Feng never thought that he was a kind person. It was almost enough to say that he was a righteous man of the devil.

Since he was not qualified to hold a hammer and his life was in danger if he picked it up, Li Feng was stupid to come into contact with Mjolnir.

Is the hammerhead part of the center of the planet about to decline? ....And the magic of God King Odin...

While thinking about how to deal with Mjolnir, Coulson put on his coat, hung his SHIELD ID on his chest, and ordered the SWAT team to persuade the nearby crowd to move away.

As for the reason for persuasion, of course it was the excuse that the hammer had radiation.

Coulson said that he used this excuse very well, and the results were usually good. In addition, three scientific researchers in biohazard suits had already brought equipment to Mjolnir. I believe the excuse of radiation would be more convincing.

After a while, everyone watching Mjolnir left obediently under the guns of the special service team.

When Coulson saw that only SHIELD people were present, he immediately returned to the RV and said with a smile to Li Feng, who was watching "Tom and Jerry" and drinking, "Austin, help open the door."

"What door do you want to open?" Li Feng, who was watching a cartoon and saw his brains kicked out, looked up at Coulson in confusion and asked, "Which door in my house do you want to open?"

"The portal connecting the tri-curved wings," Colson pointed to the three researchers who were milling around Mjolnir somewhat speechlessly, and said, "There are only a few of us at the scene, and we still don't have any materials. How long do you think it will take us to build a facility to protect Mjolnir?"

Li Feng scratched his head, opened a portal connecting Fury's office, and said, "You still want to build a protective facility? Just put a piece of oilcloth on Mjolnir and you'll be fine." After a pause, Li Feng narrowed his eyes and said: "You want to study Mjolnir carefully before Thor comes to the door?"

Coulson did not deny Li Feng's guess. In fact, Li Feng's guess was correct. He not only wanted to study Mjolnir, but if possible, he also wanted to collect some of Thor's personal information, such as... genes.